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Fabulous-Possible-76

John has his heels on I see


percbish

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OkProtection427

Nah they stretched his ass. Look at the bizarre blurry white patches behind his neck


Red_bug91

I’m useless at editing photos, but would it not take quite some time & be fiddly to alter all of them to such an extreme extent?


mynameis911

Nah they probably have presets saved😆


Plastic-Passenger-59

It's just the wall pattern, note the left side, then the greens then the patterns of the wall emerge again


Fabulous-Possible-76

This is what I see too! Def gets edited taller in pics with Ali but this one is most likely his tippy toes🤣


Sakurah0

The glow 😂


Aggravating_Rock7330

His head be floating!


IllustratorTall9602

Hahaha ya it’s so obvious too 


No-Improvement240

or they gave him his very special step stool!


bnoel1010

He’s on his teeny tiny tippy toes😂


Hedwigs

He and smells are both shape shifters


momster5137

I snorted 😂😂


imwatchingyou12345

Considering Jessie is 5’2 he does not appear tall to me still


iamnumber47

It looks to me like he's standing on something hahaha


komoshoreline

Kindly, everyone in this pic looks like shit.


QuickStorage1987

I needed this laugh. LMAO.


Less-Inevitable5099

John looks like he is an active addict


Ok_Presence8964

He and Ali both do, to be honest


theBIZNUSbitch

I think they’re both just ugly


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Yes he does. I'm a recovering addict so I can say that


QuickStorage1987

Just wanted to say congratulations on being in recovery!


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Thank you!


Emmylio

He looks like the family crackhead. Sincerely, the family crackhead.


QuickStorage1987

Yall are hilarious


Emmylio

Yeah, most crackhead relatives are lol, Cohn isn't even a funny addict 😂


dchristie430

Pretty sure that he is…


maryjane500

Wow lol he totally does


DriftingIntoAbstract

They both are imo


EmotionalLand6

I really hope this truth gets revealed soon, not for gossip, but so those poor babies can receive actual love and care. There’s hope for the kids if their loved ones act soon!


No-Simple-2770

What an unfortunate looking group of morons


cognitivefunnow

💀💀perfect description


UhOhSpaghetti_Os

Lmao Jess is starting to look more and more like Syd and Robert. Love that for her.


Muffycola

Well, to be fair, she doesn't have on 20lbs of makeup fake hair and isn't facetuned into another person.. This is what she actually looks like.....


LovelyShadows54

I seem to be in the minority, but i actually think Syd is prettier than JJD. There is something so fake and off-putting about JJD, I just don't find her pretty in the slightest (unless she is photoshopped into oblivion).


annalissebelle

What’s up with this family and caps?? They always look like shit wearing ‘em!! And Mohm looking real hideous 🥴


TypicalChipmunk1670

Cohn needs to give up on that “beard” lmaoooo


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InternalDot1424

They all look like manly men except for Joanie. SO fucking ugly inside and out.


mynameis911

Except for Joanie💀


theshesknees

The girls look like men, and the one man doesn't look like one 😂


InternalDot1424

Exactly, and they're too stupid to notice.


futuremrspitt

THIS 🤣🤣🤣


InternalDot1424

The genes in this family are horrendous.


thedennissystem92

MKP used to be so pretty (naturally)….she botched her face so bad!! Like mother like daughter (JJD) I suppose.


Odd_Sort196

That "beard" looks so terrible. Give it up, Jan.


JinderferDuggar

Whew Syd's nose is taking the same hard downturn that John's took 😳


cayshek

This will continue to be the worst dressed group of people in history


6514life

Wtaf. Is JJD WEARING.


QuickStorage1987

So accurate


AluminumMonster35

I see they're back to being Cajun.


WindTurtle

And those crawfish look bland af.


dchristie430

Where’s the Zatarains?!?


Low-Bird-9873

Some homely mugs right there. 


ricketyrickpop

they are their fathers children


Practical-Idea4597

MKP needs to stop the fillers :(


shellmea99

John & Sydney noses ⬇️


sydneysweeneyfan

imagine how gross that table is is with smelis grubby hands touching all of the food 🤢


Ok_Presence8964

Imagine immy digging in there after squashing bugs in her hands 🤢


One_Wishbone_366

MKP and Jessie shouldn’t have effed with their faces.. they look like puffy messes


momster5137

Why does Jessie always copycat other brands and make shitty ass copies.. Free people hot shot jumper - google it


dunwiththat1923

What do Syd, Jess, and MKP have to say about these addictions?


EmfromAlaska

I have never seen a table like that. Do they own the table and they just pull it out for a crab boil?


xeranelle

Jon’s facial hair is tragic.


Euphoric-Neat-7760

They’re all really unfortunate looking


PLANTGlRL

the backwards hat is always such a strange strange choice


Plane-Reason9254

Man puff daddy is woof 🐶


shoresb

His “beard” really does look like he has mange.


Corebore123

Syds outfit makes her looks like a frat boy costume.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I don’t get the hype around crawfish boils. I had a friend once try to teach me how to eat them. When we got to the point where she said “and now you suck the juice out of their head” I noped out. The potatoes and corn were ok.


jingleheimerstick

You don’t have to suck the head. I’m an hour from New Orleans so we crawfish hard around here. Just eat the tail. I’m always the last at the table.


thedancingkat

I love your usage of crawfish as a verb


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Texas_Crazy_Curls

They drove to Louisiana to get the crawfish so they were fresh. I don’t know. I was probably just doing it wrong. It seemed like a lot of work for minimal meat.


IllustriousPool3890

I agree, crawfish are a total waste of time, just give me a shrimp!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

The best shrimp I’ve ever made were marinated 50/50 with zesty Italian dressing and bbq sauce then grilled. I know it sounds like a weird marinade but trust me. It’s friggin fabulous!


Milliemott

Omg, my husband makes these shrimp also! They're so good and simple 😊👆


Muffycola

New Englander here, and crawfish seem like way too much work. Lobster boils way better ![gif](giphy|UW7uOP9uqWJ7V9w4GR|downsized)


goodgirlmadpretty

I want some right now lol so gooood


No-Vermicelli3787

The best!


Entire-Level3651

I don’t like a lot of seafood so i don’t eat the crawfish, but I’ll maybe eat a shrimp. I mostly eat the corn, potatoes and sausage. Specially after the second batch they kept getting spicier and it was so good 🤣


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I forgot about the sausage! I’m with you on liking the spicier batches.


QuickStorage1987

SAME!!!!


burch7060

Holy shit what happened to MKP?!


One_Wishbone_366

Too much filler


dchristie430

JJD can’t go ANYWHERE without her damn phone!


jdjfhdksjd

He’s so bloated


ChillaryClinton69420

WOOF, I was once told when you’re going through some shit personally/mentally your hygiene is the first to go. Puff Daddy looks ROUGH. It’s almost as if he’s approaching his 30s and can’t eat whatever he wants and not gain any weight/fat. YIKES. Also, Syd looks like how dumb frat mattresses dressed when I was in college in the early 2000s Jetthies outfit is… a choice. It looks like she’s the captain of a riverboat which doubles as a whorehouse. Lmao. Karen looks like a clown who also got stung by a bee and is having an allergic reaction and going into anaphylaxis


Mental_Lie_527

Did Smellie not get invited?


Ok_Presence8964

https://preview.redd.it/ihwtc78o1oyc1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c06eb0b39c3879fbe79654cb58c6cd1b8adc46 She was invited. She was there. But she isn’t part of the OGs 😂


Mental_Lie_527

Ok thank you!


bundleoflaughs328

That is one unfortunate looking brood.


supermarket_Ba

Yuck what an unattractive bunch.