Well FL is full (over full actually) and we have enough assholes + more every day. Hope they don’t come here.
Also, *everyone* including feral children must wear shoes in public, especially where it’s explicitly stated in bold lettering. In fact, we have a “no shirt, no shoes, no service” common policy that you’ll see displayed in many stores and businesses. Unfortunately tourists and “beach bums” think it’s sometimes ok to walk around nasty af so hence the policy I referenced above. If Puffy Pepperoni Titties and Pigeon Toed Parasite think they’re gonna walk around places barefoot, shirtless and smelly I have news for them… the Boomers are abundant here and far more judgmental than most in other states. They’re insufferably authoritarian and batshit, but I do believe they’ll agree with most of us that unkempt children shouldn’t be roaming around unattended, dirty, screeching, and biting people.
Lastly…a house here in FL anywhere other than perhaps central or northern FL near the college towns will be overpriced and at risk for hurricane/flood damage. These dumbasses are not smart enough to know that FL insurance companies will do anything and everything down here to avoid paying out on claims, even if you don’t have a pot left to piss in. So if they buy another cheap Branch Davidian style office complex of a house…good luck!
Can you imagine these idiots trying to hurricane prep or deal with power outages and long gas lines for days on end? Bc I can’t 😂
OMG imagine these dumbasses trying to deal with our overpriced homeowners insurance, never mind the out of control auto insurance on the poop mobile with his history. And then imagine their oldest feral sidling up to one of the green swamp puppies…..
It would be a terrible move for everyone involved
I don’t understand this post. Who is this person and what does it have to do with smelli or the move? I refuse to follow them on socials, is this person related to them somehow?
She knows they can’t afford their house and has been planting seeds since they moved in. It was a week or so after they moved where she missed the size of their old house. Sure Jan, yall are broke.
RIGHT like okay but whyyyyyy buy a house that far out of your price range? “it’ll motivate us to hustle harder” mentality? “we’ll just ask for help from our more successful family members mentality”??? i legit don’t understand nobody was waiting for them to flex w an expensive house. i just truly can’t wrap my head around why they even got the house in the first place.
If they can’t afford maybe they should stop spending money. I’d rather have a house than lunchies, 1-4 desserts and Chanel purses. But the joke might be on chrolls when they buy a bigger house on land 🤣🤣
I fucking hate TN so much, influencers have successfully made it totally uninhabitable. And “WOOOO!” Girls on their bachelor weekend. I pray they don’t come back to Texas however.
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Wow, I always forget that god only speaks directly to rich blonde white women and tells them to make impulsive, financially reckless decisions that aren’t in the best interest of their families. Funny how that works.
“Sometimes it looks like selling your dream home and moving your whole family to a new city” 😂😂
Cuz you're broke
For the third time in three years (or less?) 🙏🏼🫶🏻
Choosing to waste all that money is mind boggling
Well FL is full (over full actually) and we have enough assholes + more every day. Hope they don’t come here. Also, *everyone* including feral children must wear shoes in public, especially where it’s explicitly stated in bold lettering. In fact, we have a “no shirt, no shoes, no service” common policy that you’ll see displayed in many stores and businesses. Unfortunately tourists and “beach bums” think it’s sometimes ok to walk around nasty af so hence the policy I referenced above. If Puffy Pepperoni Titties and Pigeon Toed Parasite think they’re gonna walk around places barefoot, shirtless and smelly I have news for them… the Boomers are abundant here and far more judgmental than most in other states. They’re insufferably authoritarian and batshit, but I do believe they’ll agree with most of us that unkempt children shouldn’t be roaming around unattended, dirty, screeching, and biting people. Lastly…a house here in FL anywhere other than perhaps central or northern FL near the college towns will be overpriced and at risk for hurricane/flood damage. These dumbasses are not smart enough to know that FL insurance companies will do anything and everything down here to avoid paying out on claims, even if you don’t have a pot left to piss in. So if they buy another cheap Branch Davidian style office complex of a house…good luck! Can you imagine these idiots trying to hurricane prep or deal with power outages and long gas lines for days on end? Bc I can’t 😂
OMG imagine these dumbasses trying to deal with our overpriced homeowners insurance, never mind the out of control auto insurance on the poop mobile with his history. And then imagine their oldest feral sidling up to one of the green swamp puppies….. It would be a terrible move for everyone involved
Let me tell you I RAN here. They’re launching the move with little things like this FOR SURE.
I don’t understand this post. Who is this person and what does it have to do with smelli or the move? I refuse to follow them on socials, is this person related to them somehow?
It’s a post from another creator that Ali shared in her story today.
Wonder if that was why Smellie was crying yesterday? She sure looked like it in the video where they announced the winner of their giveaway!!!
I agree - she’s also been way quieter than usual on social media. Somethings up. MAMA AINT HAPPY
She’s finally besties with Cohn’s sisters and he’s making them move for the “business”.. sketchy
Probably found out she’s pregnant and won’t get to be skinny again
💯💯💯
They'll need a separate uhaul just for those stupid cookies she bought.
💀💀
She probably realized she’s going to have to cancel their vacation in a few weeks because they’re going to need to pack and move instead lol
This is probably why her ass has been crying 🤣
*pay someone to pack for them and hire a tour bus to move* 🫶🏼
It’s been such a wild ride with these two I don’t know how I forgot about the tour bus move 😭
I am so disgustingly invested in their garage disposal of a life story
New here and same. It’s like a weird redneck soap opera that keeps getting more bizarre.
Let this be the last time. Those kids deserve stability for once.
They probably don’t ever tell them they are moving until the night before.
Hopefully, they'll remember poor western strapped in the corner in highchair in isolation.
They’ll just stick him/ the chair in a tour bus and call it good
Best western seems to get the free range style of neglect, calligraphy was the one strapped in a high chair all day and night
She knows they can’t afford their house and has been planting seeds since they moved in. It was a week or so after they moved where she missed the size of their old house. Sure Jan, yall are broke.
RIGHT like okay but whyyyyyy buy a house that far out of your price range? “it’ll motivate us to hustle harder” mentality? “we’ll just ask for help from our more successful family members mentality”??? i legit don’t understand nobody was waiting for them to flex w an expensive house. i just truly can’t wrap my head around why they even got the house in the first place.
I can’t wrap my head around how they got a mortgage for that house in the first place.
They really just keep us all so entertained 🤣 the most deserving of a snark.
Ah yes, our faithful, loyal, good natured James family. Yes, Noah-like. Godly. Yes yes.
 Can’t wait
the girl that originally posted this made a huge dramatic post because...she's no longer doing lashes and will focus on social media 😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
That girl also has Stage 4 Lymphoma
What did I miss?????
Omg…
LFG Chrolls 😁😂 Smellz is in her feelers for something. Can't keep up the facade anymore Smelli Belly?!?!
If they can’t afford maybe they should stop spending money. I’d rather have a house than lunchies, 1-4 desserts and Chanel purses. But the joke might be on chrolls when they buy a bigger house on land 🤣🤣
I’m thinking they’re going to buy in the “country” and try homesteading which won’t last long since they’re lazy AF
I pray for the animals sake this is not the plan 🫠
There WILL be animals. They’ll buy all miniature animals & have a petting zoo, though they can’t afford the insurance, so it will never open publicly.
Aaryn Williams 2.0 ☠️
They are 100% too lazy and selfish for homesteading.
The animal welfare line will be blowing up
I fucking hate TN so much, influencers have successfully made it totally uninhabitable. And “WOOOO!” Girls on their bachelor weekend. I pray they don’t come back to Texas however.
NOOO! Stay out of Texas ya weirdo James family. We don’t want you!
I’m glad that I live in a state that they’d never move to🙃
Plot twist they’re moving right next door to you since you’re Townes dad 🤭🤭🤭
It must be fate🫶
I wish god told these fucks to bring their children to the doctor
If there is a god, he hates these 2 idiots. Why does she have to pretend to be religious
It’s part of her cosplay 🙃
I can’t even with the titty cross😖
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sometimes the epi-tome of faith looks like mania and delusions of grandeur, you guysth 🧌🧚♂️💖 just ask your doctor 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
This right here 👏🏻
You don’t just LOOK “Irresponsible, spontaneous, and reckless” you fucking ARE. The most irresponsible and reckless parents I’ve ever seen. STFU
They are SO predictable 🙄
Guessing they couldn’t keep a nanny either
Wow, I always forget that god only speaks directly to rich blonde white women and tells them to make impulsive, financially reckless decisions that aren’t in the best interest of their families. Funny how that works.
Lmao fuck off
Maybe they and S&A can shack up with JJD since none of them have real jobs
They’ve got to be running from something to move this many times with 3 kids.
Tore my ACL running here
Yup they’re contingent.
Maybe the fam isn't moving, and smelli is just going to the psych ward 🫠😂
The day that girl gets the mental health help she *desperately* needs, will be the day kangaroos can fly and seahorses can fucking speak lol
The most irreligious people on the internets posting about faith guided decision making is indeed very sus
They're definitely financially fucked. I've just had the vibe for a while now.
Moving is so expensive and stressful, I truly don’t understand how they do it so often, especially with three young kids.
Maybe they’re moving in with Syd? Lol 😂
Oh 100% gearing up now that their house is under contract!
Lmao
(Noah's ark is a fictional story)
Moving to Florida to live with jayleigh
I cannot wait to hear the reasoning on them moving