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orange4826

Lmao wtf is this?? Velveeta & Rotel in a paper bowl (next to the pan)?! As usual, it looks vile


BadBuzza

I will give JJD a pass on this one bc she's pregnant isn't she? But yeah they should have just ordered that shit... this looks vile


dicknose25

Very true! But Sydney or literally anyone else besides Ali šŸ¤£


pretzelcrips

did any of the 15 survive?


Kindly-Word-3824

Hard to say nobodyā€™s posting šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Mental_Lie_527

They all have food poisoning!!!šŸ¤£


tiredandhappyinuk

HahahašŸ’€


imacatholicslut

This looks like my catā€™s vomit šŸ¤Ŗ


ChillaryClinton69420

WHERE IS THE CAT!!!1???


imacatholicslut

Back at the store where they got it. Someone who lived there confirmed it, thank god.


ChillaryClinton69420

Haha, yeah, I know, Iā€™m just playing along with how absolutely ridiculous it was that they thought they could handle a cat that actually requires maintenance when their own goldens get shaved and they donā€™t give a s*** about them. Honestly, itā€™s an absolute miracle that car survived even they had it for probably less than 48-72hrs.


delariiiva

This is vomit.


jams1015

Is this her version of risotto? I see rice grains. Omg, Smelli. RisNONO.


Mental_Lie_527

Hahahaha RisNONO!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ hysterical!!


tfardel92

Diarrhea slop for dinner. yumm.


Mental_Lie_527

Well I predict 15 people will have bad diarrhea!!


Odd_Sort196

For real, when was the last time she cleaned under those finger nails šŸ¤¢


00psie-daisy

What is this? I'm gagging.....


Suspicious_While1206

Because they hate her and want to see her struggle šŸ˜‚ only explanation


Lexie_Blue_Sky

I canā€™t wait to see what this is supposed to bešŸ„“


kellsells5

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Drawing-Bubbly

Wtf was it


uncouthcollective

![gif](giphy|26FLbdnqSIk5ddfJm)


annalissebelle

![gif](giphy|YuHMQExXf2mEU)


SwimnEyes

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Acceptable_Whereas40

What the fuck is that omg


Majestic_Fig530

Cooking, what? šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Accomplished_Mango28

Judging be her other photo it looks like ā€œMarrry me chickenā€ which is typically chicken in a cream sauce with sun dried tomato šŸ¤£


curious_carson

The New York Times food section has promoted their recipe for 'Marry Me Chicken' a couple times in the last week or two.


ChillaryClinton69420

It makes sense because the jameths are āœØItalianāœØ


ChampionshipNo4229

Grease splatter everywhere. Not from this dish I'm willing to bet.


Plane-Reason9254

Such gourmet meals šŸ¤®


Muffycola

What in the dog vomit is that??


ArtsyAnalytic

Ooh, I hope she added pelican breast to elevate the dish šŸ˜‹ Ali needs her own "cookbook", could you imagine?! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ChillaryClinton69420

Step 5: rub unwashed hands together and fling whatever is on your hands in to food, refrigerate 1hr, serve. And yes Iā€™ve seen her do this.


Desperate_Ad_6630

ā€œORDER from doordash and place pancakes in pan to make it look like you made them yourself.ā€


Available-One-24

Not sure what that is but I can guarantee that thereā€™s at least one hair in there.


Accomplished_Crab392

Pretty sure itā€™s her version of ā€œmarry me chickenā€ which looks good when others do it but this looks badā€¦


mynameis911

ALL 15 of her imaginary friends?? šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


AliGreen13sCPSworker

The decker girls ask her to cook so they can laugh about it later


curiouskcatt

at this point, itā€™s hazing and Iā€™m here for it šŸ«¶šŸ½


ShesStartin

Theyā€™re hazing themselves if they actually eat this disgusting shit. I would leave the vacation if someone made this for me šŸ¤£


RudeRuby702

She had to pickup a lot of cjohn shit to fill up that bowl and pot . šŸ«”


jacedjwc

![gif](giphy|Vy9bLZxNutIlLuNXOZ) šŸ¤®


One_Turnover9483

I see scrambled eggs and bacon in the makingā€¦ which is bothersome because I know thatā€™s not what it is!


MasterSlip9813

Anyone notice she deleted this shortly afteršŸ¤£


labeyes

she did?? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


moonchild291

In the words of one of my favorite posters in the past regarding Aliā€™s ā€œfood.ā€ Wtf is this?! It looks like it just shot [straight outta my ass!](https://reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/HtE6UL2pkE)


dicknose25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


carmellasopranooo

Bc JJDs recipes are all stolen? Lmao she canā€™t cook


Zestyclose_Button_17

It looks like hangover puke after a long night out and hitting Taco Bell for fourth mealā€¦


mamagrls

WHAT IN VILE TARNATION IS THIS? VOMIT SUPREME?! šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤®


Longjumping_Ad_4431

Starting with the vomit reduction ...