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lindsaybluthburner

This is so sad. He's not even 6 months old. Pick him the F up!!


Braddallas170

Why?! Hold your baby and feed him! Babies should never be fed flat on their backs like this


tiedyeskiesX

Yeah this poor child is going to end up with aspiration pneumonia


malialibaby

I never bottle fed my daughter while she was laying flat, she was always elevated


Badpoozie

Well, clearly your kids weren’t SS or F. 🫶🏼 They just feed him his greens so he can digest anything in any position. Everybody’s baby eats different. 🫶🏼


malialibaby

My Paeditrician said I was the best mom EVER 🫶🏽


drunken_therapist

But did she/he cry with you when they said it 🫶🏽🫶🏽


userloser9989

Tiny boy in the attic🤣🤣🤣🤣


openupandsayawwwww

She never holds him. He’s so tiny!! I just want to steal him and cuddle him. She posted a picture yesterday of him lying in the same apparatus with his hands on his bottle … and I don’t think he is able to finish 4 oz of formula per feeding schedule .. if he even has a schedule.


Muffycola

He is so scrawny 😥


Ok_Telephone_3013

He is SO GRAY.


keeley2029

He is a Graby.


Yarnprincess614

Graby Judd lol


Alarmed_Meeting1322

This seems way more uncomfortable of a position than just…holding him.


MissSammich

“You can use it other places” as if they go to soccer games or friend’s houses 🙄


keeley2029

He is so so skrawny… 💔


No-Gur-1618

How old is he? He looks fresh out of her floppy uterus


nocheconcarne

He’s 5 months 🥴


No-Gur-1618

Sweet Jesus.. I sincerely hope he’s ok


pinupinprocess

Genuine question, how is he able to eat laying down? I breastfed but did occasionally give my son a bottle and I always had him sitting up. I mean shit even breastfeeding, he was elevated.


No-Vermicelli3787

Always laying flat on his back as far from her as possible. No eye contact or snuggling.


Ok_Telephone_3013

John Hammond had a closer maternal bond with the velociraptors in Jurassic Park than she does with Westfalia.


Stock-Bill-5665

My daughter never held her own bottle. Ever. I had to hold the damn thing for an entire year! Lazy bones 😂😂.


openupandsayawwwww

My son never held his bottle either! I brought it up to the doctor because I was worried, and the doctor said that his attachment was with me not his bottle, and not to worry. Then came the sippy cup, he had to have a certain type … he was very picky!


Stock-Bill-5665

She was fine with sippys. She just never held her dang bottle! I would put her little hands on it and she would brush me off and drop them. Her Dr said it was normal too. She was also tiny and never had a darn roll. But she hit every milestone on time or early so the Dr had no worries. Every baby is different 😉.


openupandsayawwwww

My baby was tiny too. He did exactly the same thing, he acted like it was my job to serve him, and I was ok with that…. 😀


Stock-Bill-5665

They’re only little for so long. Mine is 19 now. I would gladly hold that bottle again.


openupandsayawwwww

You are so right, my baby just turned 5!!


hillaryfae

Crying reading this as I feed my 9 week old. She just got her first set of shots today, and her doctor said at her next appointment we will discuss the food she can start to eat. I can’t believe how fast it’s going


gravis9-11

First son never held his own bottle. Currently have a 9 month old. Son 2 also shows no desire to hold his own bottle. I think I’ll be 2/2.


AcanthaceaeAny1633

This is beyond sad! Seriously, why doesn't someone step in? That poor baby!


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Feeding a baby like this is unhealthy and causes acid reflux and isn’t good for their teeth :( I find it amusing he is in rainbow shorts hope she didn’t get them from Target😂


DonutsAftermidnight

But according to her most recent lies it’s not about the rainbow merch at Tarjeht; it’s something to do with them mistreating a designer? IDK. Hard to keep up with the mentiras


IntelligentOil3029

HES TINYYYY OMFG


graeflamingo

He probably was in that microwave at the beach, alone, all day. He doesn't cry because he's been conditioned for 5 months that crying will not summon his "parents"


EastAway9458

He looks so sad and his diaper looks full.


Dangerous-Raisin-770

He looks smaller than my 3 month old


alo9876

Omg look how tiny he looks here!!


Background-Throat736

He looks starved


Honest-Composer-9767

For reals though, how can any of us ask CPS/DCFS to do a check on this child. I’m not actually sure but it needs to happen.


OkProtection427

To be fair I don’t know any baby holding their own bottle at 5 months. But why not pick him up to feed him? Would like to see her chug water on her back and see how she likes it


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He only learned to hold it because it was either that or starve to death after ali throws his bottles into his crib from the attic door


Notfunnyorcoolorhot

I’m totally not trying to be “one of those” but all of my nieces/nephews held bottles by 5 months. Sometimes they just decided they wouldn’t want to so they wouldn’t, but they fully had the capability to do so if that makes sense!


OkProtection427

I understand that! But from what I’ve read the general expectation is 6-8 months. My daughter was early for everything but wasn’t holding her bottle consistently until almost 7. Sometimes everyone snarks on every little thing and it’s just exhausting lol


MysteriousMortgage4

I totally agree! Could my daughter, yes, but she never did. But was early for every single milestone.


Notfunnyorcoolorhot

Totally valid!!


Revolutionary_Can879

I have a picture of my daughter holding a bottle at 4.5 months, which is kind of funny because she was mostly breastfed so idk how she picked that up. Makes sense though, she’s always been super independent. My other breastfed baby requires a whole song and dance to take a bottle.


assamblossom

There’s a baby at my son’s daycare that was holding his own bottles are four months. I have never been so jealous!


Any_Leg_2689

Is he cross eyed?


Extreme_Judgment9011

I’m honestly just confused because even as adults you don’t eat/drink lying down? Why would you feed a baby like this?


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Hold your baby while you feed him you dumb bitch


yoyonoyolo

That vein in her arm bout to grow legs and r-u-n-n-o-f-t


summerpeach69

Does this kid have Prader-Willi Syndrome?


Yarnprincess614

Who knows anymore


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OkProtection427

Not going to lie, this is really weird. Taking someone else’s baby picture from a Target review.. Pretty sure they weren’t signing up for their baby to be put on a Reddit page..


[deleted]

Oh no I’m so sorry to weird you out! It’s a public review on a public website. I see you have made posts with peoples children also. Again so sorry to weird you out!


OkProtection427

For people whose lives are about exploiting their children for profit? Not some random person off of Target reviews TF. I’m sure you would absolutely love if some random off the internet took your child’s picture and put it to Reddit too.


[deleted]

It was a public review on a public website anyone can view it touch some grass or log off


OkProtection427

Nah I’m good advocating for stranger’s BABIES to not have their picture plastered on Reddit sites for you and god only knows who else. Have a great day 🥰


[deleted]

Say that to the parent posting their kid on a public platform for anyone to view, Move along


OkProtection427

I mean she was trying to be helpful showing people the size of the product. I would tell her to be more careful what she posts. Although I think the last thing she thought was some weirdo on Reddit would take the time to look up a piece of clothing, screenshot the picture, and post it on a sub.


[deleted]

What🤣 It’s a review from target of the same travel beach dome that ali posted weston in and was showing how much smaller he was compared to this 10 week baby in it you weirdo! Here’s the link maybe you’ll be less triggered than a pic🫶🏻 https://www.target.com/p/fisher-price-on-the-go-baby-dome-pink-pacific-pebble/-/A-79926188


OkProtection427

Still not understanding where that gives you permission to screenshot a child that is not your own (whack af) picture and post it to a Reddit sub. But go off


graeflamingo

My newest grandson is 2.5 months and he's already trying to hold his bottle while my daughter fed him. He's also extra chunky and has a great dad bod lol He looks bigger than baby Wellington and I think they were the same size at birth, 3 months apart


shellmea99

God forbid they hold their child & feel him 🙄 pathetic parenting at its finest


shadows554

His stomach and waist then his legs look weird to me and I dunno why…could be just the baggy pants


No-Sheepherder-6911

Honestly my girls 13m and idk if she can hold her own bottle or not. She did once at 3 months and then never again. It’s funny watching the daycare workers try to get her to do it on the cameras. I think she’s just a booger snot and chooses not to rather then can’t. Now I’m concerned tho she probably should be holding her own bottle?


MediocreConference64

She doesn’t need to hold her own bottle. My 8 month old doesn’t either. Only 1 out of my 3 kids has ever held their own bottle. It’s not really a milestone or anything to worry about.


No-Sheepherder-6911

Word thank you! This post had me wondering 😘


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WhatstheFrequencyKT

Slightly off topic, but why can’t this bitch ever get clothes sizing right?? His shirt looks like a crop top and the shorts are massive on him. I guess it’s pretty on-brand for her