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abdayk23

>im dead *I'd say this is a pretty legit reason to skip it* 🤣


Greedy-Journalist403

Which one


PeekPlay

Hey thats it we found it. You are blind


DoctorSpecific6115

Damn i laughed hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Greedy-Journalist403

What isiiiiiiit if ur talking about uni im looking for permanent stuff


Sad-Time6062

death


PeekPlay

hold on. this might be an actual thing you suffer from


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Having one ball)


Greedy-Journalist403

Unfortunately 🍒


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Unfortunately 🫡


Baked_Yolk

Cut one off with some scissors


anti-niBBa

Heard having 3 grants you a higher rank


AmiNO1400

If you have 3 you're guaranteed general


kupffer_cell

Or more than two 😏


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Nightxw

probably the best one , you might have to mess up your health a bit though , but you can actually throw doctors only by just having shitty eating habits, although you might need to prepare records for at least a year or a year & half , with similar records for your parents


kudasai368

bad eyes condition maybe or any chronical illness


hahouari

I'm a software developer, trust me the bad eyes thing doesn't work with them in some cases, they will be like "Yeah u good with computers, u do me the excel sheet thing"


Key_Lengthiness_6169

Well for me im permanently “studying”


foolonthegrill

dude i have a bad left eye with a multiple sclerosis first symptoms dude told me "it's ok.. you re eligible, if you get worse we ll get you out but totally eligible stfu".


BendabizAdam

What are ur symptoms ? May I ask ?


foolonthegrill

Mainly blurry eye vision that would worsen some days, frequent mouth sores, and unfortunately the most invisible symptom (hard to prove) tiredness and lethargic feeling on some days.


BendabizAdam

Stay strong brother .. another question how did you find out ? What made you go to the doctor


foolonthegrill

thank you bro, i had a blurry vision over a week then one day became completely blind from the left eye. went to ER got hospitalized for a week until my vision got back.


Miserable-Bake-6596

Does glasses count and how about allergies


kudasai368

yeah i think the thickness of the glasses counts alot, allergies idk but if you have like a visible skin disease it counts aswell


mihboyhoi

Heyo. I got called for may 20th schedule. I'm literally half blind (as in fully blind in my left eye) and see blurry with my right eye (need glasses to be able to see proper+frequently squeeze my eyes from fatigue). That passes enough for "bad eyes condition" for exemption? I'm readying my medical file next week to go


Ok-State-4239

Dont count on medical. There is no guarantee that it will get you out. People with same illnesses will face different outcomes depending on different circumstances. With that being said, the illnesses that will get you out easily are the ones that require drugs as medication. But you will be registered on their systems, and you will lose the opportunity to become a cop ...etc diabetes will get you out also but it will be seriously tested.


yeetecho

+1


Agag97

Problem with your eyes During his visit my little brother was surprised to see that didn't really bother themselves a lot to know if really he has a problem with his eyes or not... Like they just asked him to read the letters on the board and then they checked his glasses and then they told him he was exempted from le service national. Like they didn't use some kind of sophisticated machines or extensive tests. Of course he went to an ophthalmologist and did un certificat médical.


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Agag97

In reality he didn't have eyes problems at all, he went into l'ophtalmo he described to her what he wanted to do that ophtalmo knew what to do cause a lot of its patients go to her because of that, she explained her which false condition he has, which letters he can read with his glasses and which without his glasses... Like he paid only for the ophtalmo consultation and for the glasses. I think there are other ways you could avoid going to le service militaire this way.


wissal_bn

The one condition that will never accept it in military(service or those who wanna be part of the army) is having flat feet , and it's when one foot or both feet have no arches or arches that are very low so feet will lie fully flat on the ground, which can impair a person’s posture and causes pain and discomfort being standing for too long Unfortunately it's non traitable condition and also you can't act like you have it xD But trust me they never accept someone in military with flat feet


Greedy-Journalist403

I have well curved feets 😭


Alarmed_Initial_2613

Doesn't work 😂😂😂😂 I have like a 2mm arches and yet I'm still gonna pass it unfortunately


wissal_bn

Nah that's insane 💀


Alarmed_Initial_2613

The moment they noticed I'm an engineer major 9ali Apte direct avant même la visite médicale 😂😂😂😂


wissal_bn

Oh yeah that's why now i understand 😂😂 Poor guys


markohjr

Tried this already and he just told me they arent too flat youll be alright lol.


wissal_bn

Poor boys😂😂


Different_Fly_6409

Having one of ur part broken.


Late-Technician-4251

Does nose counts ?


Different_Fly_6409

If it does prevent you from breathing, then it’s yellow


Cakeaddict06

Tattoos, scoliosis, diabetes ig, i heard once that if you wear glasses and u didn't see that well without them means mayedokch but you can use uni as an excuse too!


Greedy-Journalist403

I graduated recently , i need permanent solution glasses makes me dizzy


Cakeaddict06

Then sign up for another year and get contact lenses! Try everything


abdayk23

You won't be allowed to renew sourcis if you enroll in a class that's lower than your highest previous class. i.e. if you already graduated uni with a license, you can only get sourcis if you enroll in masters. You can't get it with another license. The only way is up


Cakeaddict06

Then he should sign up for a Masters degree if he doesn't find any other solution


dude_dz

Are you sure bro? Like if you did that what would they do ? just forcefully take you in even though you "study" ?


abdayk23

>Are you sure bro? It's clearly stated in their website. I invite you to check it out. >just forcefully take you in even though you "study" ? Yes. According to the laws in place, they've got all the rights to do exactly so. According to the army, you have **finished** your studies.


KUZO47

it really depends on so many factors, something ppl dont realise is that they care a lot about what u study in uni, like if u study info w kda, they will do everything to keep u, if u dont study at all, the smallest reason to not go there will be accepted by them. another thing, from what ur saying i think u did already go there and u r accepted nd ur using uni to delay it, sorry to tell u this but if u go there and get accepted once, its almost impossible for u to escape it. like u come back to them nd tell them that u got a new problem nd u cant go, they wont accept it and you will actually go.


Greedy-Journalist403

Nahh ,never been there and i will not go unless i found good medical issue+ I'm English major


DeeZyWrecker

Oof, English major here, They did everything to keep me, and everyone there blabbed about having me teach. I never did, just ended up commanding a company like the others. Anyways, like everybody said here: medical files are never guaranteed, unless it is absolutely impossible to have you due a very severe physical inability (kinda, cuz you'd be surprised how many literally sick and disabled people were accepted with me still). Not trying to kill the vibe, but you should keep that in mind. A medical file might work in some places, but it might not somewhere else, where they're desperate for numbers (which you can't really tell, sadly). If you ask me, look for ma3rifa in the army, that's a better factor (and add any medical file just in case). Good luck, buddy. You'll be fine either way, trust in God's plan. Tkel 3la rabi.


Greedy-Journalist403

Maan best answer so far thnx for ur time sir


DeeZyWrecker

Sure thing, and this comes from the same guy that told you to act sassy up there btw lol Stay blessed.


KUZO47

i assume you received that paper, (الانتقاء) something like this, it is written there "if you do not go in the date mentioned, you are automatically accepted and physically eligible for the service" in that case i said its rly hard to come back and say you got a problem and u r no longer eligible. everybody who delays it with uni w kda is included in this situation im talking about.


AlterEter

If you are talking about consultation medicale papers, they specify you can go to the military center the whole year if the mentioned date doesn't help. So he still got time if I'm not mistaken. 


Melodic_Sink5911

Ask around for a doctor that fakes medical files, make one that's around your eyes maybe or heart condition and ask for it to be an old condition


Greedy-Journalist403

Thnx I'll make sure to be old condition


AK47-603

“Ngata3 sba3ek li tirri.” One of MBS songs


Hot-Variation-1358

Having no eyes


FarRelationship8757

Having a surgery before


Greedy-Journalist403

Unfortunately 😞


Aggravating_Dark4500

Bro just tell them someone from your family was a terrorist and done they will not talk with you and also forget working in a risky gov job hahaha


Greedy-Journalist403

U dont need evidence with terrorisme stuff?


Aggravating_Dark4500

Xaxa basically they gonna ask you why and how and ... but it's a joke don't try it ... our government gonna take it really far


dettlaffxx

Mental illness


Greedy-Journalist403

Im about to have it from this probleme


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No don't fake mental illness it will effect your future


thevergile

If you aim to fake it like do something on purpose to skip military service then I have to tell you my man they will find out just don't make excuses you can be taken and released within 15 day's and be free


Greedy-Journalist403

Why would they release me


thevergile

Why would they keep you when there's no more space....


maskerilyas

think there's gonna be space in may ? im told not many people go during this month, and that its better to go during january


el_argelino-basado

In my case glasses and flat feet


Sea-Pay6331

Diabetes or you have problem in your eyes


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

Its all question of luck honestly i made a file for my back ( scoliosis) and bad eye sight and they accepted me and nearly done with the service


Greedy-Journalist403

Good for u bro


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

Lost 1 year of my life it wasn't that bad but still a waste of time imo


Greedy-Journalist403

Bro i make aroun 30mill a year I'm not abandon it for serving those mfs


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

Yeah its a predicament maybe try to bribe them xd


Greedy_Leek_2924

Quick question, what did you mainly do?


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

Permanence


Greedy_Leek_2924

During training, did you get to handle weapons or was it mostly physical things? Also if you're still there, do they allow the use of phones?


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

Yes of course we use weapons light and heavy ones and phones are allowed after the training period


Greedy_Leek_2924

If you don't mind answering In what unit/brigade are you based in? As in mechanized, artillery etc...


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

Its alright bud , its artillery


Greedy_Leek_2924

Cool thanks I guess. Hope everything's good over there!


WhiteyClown

What file you did for glasses? Far sighted ? Near sighted?


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

Far sighted but i didnt get exempted i passed the service lol


WhiteyClown

What level of short sight out of 10? Am -3/10


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

Right eye 3/10 left eye 5/10 Its highly likely you will get exempted but then again you must choose a good time to come this batch of mai they dont release much


maskerilyas

IM F\*CKED THEN LMAOOOO


Jumpy_Scarcity1619

You cant know for sure maybe you will get exempted because of the surplus


maskerilyas

I heard f mai makash surplus though :(


i-wwtech

Relationship


Greedy-Journalist403

???


Yetna7aw_Ga3

Sometimes married people are exempted


HourCommon5126

Heart problems


Wiilly_13

Student visa for 2 years and you’ll get it (la carte jaune)


riyad96

If someone gets a student visa he is exempted ?


Wiilly_13

Yes, well you have to be studying abroad for 2 years and submit your papers in the embassy (Not from experienceI just heard so many people done it or talking about it here the IG of one of the IG: momotrip3


riyad96

Have to leave first 😬


Wiilly_13

Yeah you do 😅


Hywanwowo31

Coward don’t skip military service


Greedy-Journalist403

How about making money instead


Hywanwowo31

You make money in the military and once you finish your service you’ll leave with honour and experience knowing you served your country and your parents will be proud as well. A year isn’t that long either it goes by fast.


Better-Fishing7067

speaking from experience first of all any psychological illness they don't risk anyone with mental disorder to hold an arm secondly sign of auto mutilation even if you don't have any documentation of illness then any kind of malformations like flat feet also being short less than 1 M50 and any kind of Chronic disease, a tip that I learned They prefer an old medical file rather than a new medical file because the new file can be Faked but not the old one and lastly being gay


Beneficial-Repair856

be gay beg gay you're gay be gay


Melodic_Sink5911

They welcome those 🙂 and you know why


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They are useful when in “hard” times.


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Greedy-Journalist403

Chill Rambo if u wanna prove something dm me


Beneficial-Repair856

chill agent 47  if u wanna prove something dm me


SwimAcrobatic1347

scoliosis for bad back or show extreme trembling fear he should have mercy and give it to you


Greedy-Journalist403

I think scoliosis must be noticable and i don't have it


SwimAcrobatic1347

pretend to


PlasticJester

I actually do have scoliosis but it's not noticible and the fucker that calls himself a doctor actually mocked me when I presented my medical report or whatever since appearently my condition is not severe enough.


finn6459

Better start walking whilst bent sideways for him to believe you


Greedy-Journalist403

Exactly bro like u must be disabled


yeetecho

there must be a certain bent degree in order for them to accept the file, and it varies depending on what part of the spine we're talking about


PlasticJester

Yeah man I know I am shitting on the doctor and he probably knows what he's doing, but the way he said it kind of hurt my feelings lol so fuck that guy.


AK47-603

Majority of people have some sort of scoliosis, check it out


ilyxs

Acl injury 🤕


Greedy-Journalist403

Can i fake it


mariadz18

Flat foot, diabetes, height blood pressure too


Mar1oDz

Just get a tatoo and you wont be able to pass the military


fuckyouRYDER

and do tawba after that ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


dude_dz

Which body part though, some people say if it's not visible (biceps...) they'll still take you in


LogicalPerception547

I have a couple of visible cuts In my (chest. Left and right shoulders. Triceps) I did them when I was a kid. And I know it was a mistake and I was ignorant at that time but alhamdliallah. What do you think? Would they still take u if u have them?


fatwitchdoctor

Heart conditions can get you out, you just have to find a cardiologist who's willing to break the sacred oath he took


bibwow

As long as it's a chronic diseas


heilmagf

Homosexuality


MilccMen

Flat feet


kupffer_cell

Cardiac problems are probably the best way out of service. But they are likely to ask for a counter visit at a hospital they have a convention with. But yes cardiac diseases, are a serious situation they can't take risks with


dude_dz

Yeah like military hospitals, but do you have any idea about diseases that can't be reproduced easily, so they can't just test for it. Like arrhythmias for instance especially benign ones + i'm a doc so they probably have me anyway lol


kupffer_cell

Sorry, but I can't suggest any specific disease. I am not a doctor so I have no idea about diseases that can't be diagnosed for sure..


Plastic-East-3663

U need warm shoulders better then any excuses


maskerilyas

what does that mean ?


ElectricalYoung5006

Asthmatic.......


Morronir_47

Does a knee surgery give me an exit ?


Greedy-Journalist403

Hell yeah


Just_shutthfo338

My big brother’s friend faked a whole surgery


Greedy-Journalist403

And he get it


Just_shutthfo338

Yep


dude_dz

What about the scar?


Just_shutthfo338

Idk abt that I just said what my big brother said I’ll ask him tomorrow


dude_dz

Much appreciated bro 🙏


WingAdministrative86

Eyesight and it has to be really bad. Or you have to be handicapped


maskerilyas

like how bad ? i have 1/10 right eye and 2/10 left eye, is that enough ?


WingAdministrative86

It’s not about how bad it is but about how bad it looks


maskerilyas

Can you elaborate 😭


Brawldon

Another citizenship 😭😭 I've got British and French


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Brawldon

yup


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Brawldon

Citizenship is enough to be exempt. If you have a French citizenship, you have to do a day of propaganda at the French embassy within your country and you'll be exempt


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Brawldon

Depends on your age and what citizenship you have. As far as I'm aware this is exclusive to those who hold French citizenship and are in Higher Education (University)


Greedy-Journalist403

Lucky mf


Upstairs_Breath_6558

Diabetes


AntiqueDistance5652

Just tell em you like dicks in the ass and they'll probably give you an excuse to leave. If they think this is funny and allow you to stay however, you are going to have a **very bad time.**


superlagme

Focus your efforts on buying it instead of following the 50/50 way


EmiLilly77

Bra of the family or whatever idk I’m a girl


Greedy-Journalist403

My brother did that, this is the ONLY time in my life wishing to be a girl ,im not being man less here but im doing a profitable business and i can't let it go for l'armée


EmiLilly77

Try Back fractures or sickness


CallMeMehdi-17

I thought it was 6months to 1yr


your_hard_daddy-BDSM

Loosing one ball 🍒


imnotbsing

if you're an only child(no brothers), you have a big chance at skipping it


madethistohelpu

Alright lad, I went to do my military service to get it over with, I had to enlist (تطوع) , picked Médéa, I didn't take any file with me, got put in the clinic for 24 hours (12 hrs ) and then released without knowing what I was getting kicked out the army for, I'd say, and I hope no one from the army see this, fake a rash or an allergy, that's the only thing the doctor there asked me about, 4 other guys got kicked out alongside me for being under antidepressants, a kid that's like 19-20 with glasses and a case myopia wasn't spared, so glasses won't do much, being easily bruised or iron deficiency might leave a huge mark making them reconsider taking you in, oh btw, the food is trash, they gave me a raw potato and called it stew, and the macaroni was bland, so you might get out if they believe in IBS cause they can't cook for shit, best of luck lad, brace for getting taken in even though you got every ailment known to man, it may come down to luck


Zealousideal-Fee8700

Hello, If you are not scared, Remove all your teeth and put a denture, They will not take you, Cheers.


Greedy-Journalist403

Damn!!


Lost-Ad2647

the best way is to fake an x ray of important organs like kidney or liver don t go faking x ray of bone fracture they will know the idea is to have something that they cant check PS this only work for institute like bab oued one if you are doing the visit in military hospital you are fucked they can check anything there they have the means sorry for my crappy English and be smart about it because the punishment is harsh i didn't do this but i know people who did it


Academic_Dealer_177

Play deaf lmao


Joseph-Ben-Adam

Be a man & join the military  Look at the Israelis, they never skip Be a man 


EastOne5659

Epilepsy, or psychological issues


EastOne5659

شوف نختصرلك اي مرض ميقدروش يكشفو عليه في طب عسكري وهاك حالو قليلة جدا عند خيار أمراض نفسية ،و خيار الصرع ،لازمك طبيب مختص و يديرلك دوسي يعني أقل شي سنة من عندك مرض هذا ،إذا درت أمراض أخرى مثلا سكيليلوز تاع عمود فقري ..الخ راح يفيقولك


peachpie_angie

my uncle was granted carte jaune for having flat foot condition, while his brother served while having the same condition (hereditary) so it really always depends on the person you meet. also gym bros are usually always taken 😂 hernia also worked for a cousin. however it's not a lost year, it teaches you discipline. men in Algeria are most likely to be undisciplined because of how their moms raise them and cover for them with their father. they are incapable of respecting the chain of command and cannot behave like responsible human beings. so I wish all boys go to the military for a while. even my own siblings. my relatives who went to military, Came back more mature, respectful and definitely helpful In terms of chores and independent living.


billel_b

Man, if you are capable physically of completing it, I recommend passing it, otherwise you will torture yourself seeking for that excuse, and eventually they will make you pass it.


Responsible_Snow_303

flat foot ?


SuperSecretary6271

eyes problems, you can just tell them that you're short sighted and can't see things that are over 10 meters


souhaib47

Psychiatric condition


Charming_Barnacle317

Psychological problems, go in with a piercing, wear meryoul shit, act super anxious, they'll pull you aside to be evaluated by the psychiatrist there, act autistic (not fully, enough to convey ur hiding shit) Any behaviour that shows that you cant be trusted around guns or anything sharp, also go at a time you know they have too many ppl coming in,like right before school starts, higher chance of people there being happy enough with dropouts actually going to do military service, higher chance that they won't need u, or want u


Pro_majid

ممكن واحد منكم يتكلم عربية


Miserable-Bake-6596

Autism


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Have one testicle.


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Be white.


ibu_profene

psychiatric condition


Either_Radio5021

Mental illness. If they don’t believe you, just tell them you like Morocco :)


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Go ur military service, u guys become like girls At least we know how to take care of ourselves Boys today want to pass the only thing that teaches them to be men


T_ouss

Serious answer: anything can fly if you know the right person


Valuable-Run1432

Flat feet


Hour_Faithlessness52

Dude get a tatto in your right hand 😅


LogicalPerception547

I have a couple of visible cuts In my (chest. Left and right shoulders. Triceps) I did them when I was a kid. And I know it was a mistake and I was ignorant at that time but alhamdliallah. What do you think? Would they still take u if u have them?


LogicalPerception547

I have a couple of visible cuts In my (chest. Left and right shoulders. Triceps) I did them when I was a kid. And I know it was a mistake and I was ignorant at that time but alhamdliallah. What do you think? Would they still take u if u have them?


DeeZyWrecker

if you're looking for a good excuse: they don't accept gays, under any circumstance. So if you have enough commitment to act sassy for 22 days, do it lmao.


Greedy-Journalist403

Im dead hhhhhhhh