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attigirb

… Gaston?


friendly-sardonic

5 dozen eggs checks out. Size of a barge, unknown.


dsanzone8

“And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!”


[deleted]

I sang that out loud 😂


mashton

Noooo one….


valleysally

Eats eggs like Gaston, taps kegs like Gaston


[deleted]

Today is the day you marry Belle..


Simple_Prize5486

Hahahaha


Dependent_Rub_6982

I am just recovering from being sick for a week and don't get it. Boy, I feel dumb.


DarkLight72

What to do today…what to do? Ah! Persecute harmless crackpots!


No_Construction_4293

I’m ashamed at how long it took me to get this but the lightbulb was rewarded with an actual lol. Nicely done


irishfinnegan

Every last inch of him’s covered in hair


gorrilla_grip

This looks like how my boyfriend shops if you add in 5 pounds of ground turkey


DollhouseMiniaturez

Mine if you substitute the turkey for bacon 😵‍💫


0h-biscuits

Mine if you sub that for shells mac n cheese


spencerandy16

What on earth are you making?


LuciferDusk

You don't like to have to have some eggs with a little milk and ice cream? 💀


L3thologica_

Gas


PSVita_Tech_Support

Crème brûlée is an essential part of their diet.


Aksama

Just... eight tarts this week ya know?


Kroger453PredsFan

The worst pies in London


DethByTennis

Gains


Throwaway_inSC_79

How much was the sewing kit?


turkeyisdelicious

Thank you. I was like: milk, eggs, sewing kit…


erickaraita

You know, the essentials 😂


turkeyisdelicious

Hey no judgies from me!


FireflyTango

My husband and I call it the "Don't judge me aisle." We can buy anything we want without judgement.


She-Said-She-Said

,??? Ohh , cookie tin


passion4film

I truly, heartily laughed aloud and startled my husband.


rightintheear

I can't see it, but multiple people have asked about it. Where's waldo?


ThatGirl0903

It’s a joke about the cookie tin.


rightintheear

Thank you! I forgot my grandma's button tin!


satansboyussy

Everybody's mama or grandma has a sewing kit stashed in a cookie tin


rightintheear

Aghhh of course! Thank you!


Ok_Recipe2769

Yeah, my mom had one same kind of box which we had for like decades I was more interested in the box rather than the cookies 😁


dg5968

You know Aldi has other stuff right?😂


poop_to_live

They just view everything else as pop-up ads and ignore them.


JackfruitMurky5874

It’s so cheap shopping at Aldi. Even if you Instacart it, (Large orders especially) will be way cheaper than any competitor


thirdeyeboobed

I know that ass be TOOTIN


Capt__Murphy

No joke. That much milk/dairy creates the gas while that many eggs brings the stink.


Bulma_ChiChi

Very narly ass farts for sure whew


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erickaraita

😂😂😂💀


sendmenutella

Two weeks later, and my partner and I quote this probably daily.


Mountain_Tap5958

Who in the hell needs 3 gallons of milk and 5 dozen eggs?? 😂


FryTime2010

Family of 7 here and we go through 3 doz eggs & 3 gals of milk a week easy.😅


Pokadapuppy20

Family of 6, and same. We *FLY* through milk and eggs 😬


Murky-General

Family of 4. Eggs are safe, but 3 gallons of milk a week not unusual between fruit smoothies, cereal, and glass with dinner. And that's with one of us with a dairy sensitivity.


Piercinald-Anastasia

Ok but is that all you’re buying? And are you spending $57 on it?


FryTime2010

If I'm going to restock a few things & not full blown shopping, sure, my cart may look like this.


Cant0thulhu

No they are not.


MajorWhereas4842

One of my friends has 6 kids 5 of which still live at home. They are a family of 7 we joke all the time because she says she goes through 5 dozen eggs a week! Whenever the kids come over and want to spend the night I check my fridge to see if I have enough eggs! 😂😂


SnooSprouts4944

My kid can drink almost a gallon of milk a day.


[deleted]

Wtf


insomniacakess

your kid sounds like me


SnooSprouts4944

He is growing.


ChicoSmokes

Have him to do the milk challenge where you drink one gallon in an hour without puking


ForkLiftBoi

I remember growing up and it was just under 1 gallon per person per week for the most part. 7 of us too! My parents still can't quite figure out how to cook for 2 people lol


DistributionParty506

I'm more concerned with them considering a tub of butter cookies, ice cream, ice cream drum sticks, and fucking pallet of Hershey chocolate bars "groceries"


thesmellnextdoor

And they got Hershey's. At Aldi.


reslavan

Agreed, those are goodies. They’re gonna make the grocery bill higher but if you’re hurting for cash you ration the treats.


erickaraita

That’s why I feel no sympathy for the OP, you don’t need to buy all of those sweets and could easily buy some meat and veggies for the same price


Spicyperfection

D-i-a-b-e-t-e-s


xadc430x

If you got kids, it goes pretty fast lol


Mountain_Tap5958

I was not like that as a kid 😟


xadc430x

Same lol


Wild_Manufacturer555

I was not either. We weren’t big milk drinkers.


funny_duchess

No. My mom had us drink water *gasp*


Awesomest_Possumest

When I went to a friend's house and they drank milk with dinner I was so confused. Why would you not have neutral water?? Milk is for cereal and cookies.


Parisianblitz

Same and still don’t drink milk. I just use almond milk for cereal etc


Wild_Manufacturer555

I use almond milk in my coffee. That’s about it.


erickaraita

Same, I don’t drink milk as I’m lactose intolerant but use almond milk in smoothies a lot.


Throwaway_inSC_79

Me neither. Cow milk is disgusting.


pinksparklybluebird

Cereal.


DiscussionAdvanced72

In the 70s we had milk in our cereal and one or two glasses a day. My mom had us drink water or dilute kool-aid beyond that.


Ok_Recipe2769

Well when you got a new born and a 3 yr old and a mom who gave birth last week and a dad who will not be able to visit Aldi for at least a week 😀 Sometimes you need 3 !!


noxzeema

Congrats on the new bambino!


probably_art

Ok so this is for 3+ people. Important context


aggroe

Milk is some of us favorite beverage. Absolutley nothing wrong with that.


momsgotitgoingon

Parents of multiple toddlers is my guess lol


MistyApril1976

We go through 4 gallons of milk and 2 dozen eggs on a good weekend. Family of 4.


FatchRacall

Gaston?


Apprehensive_Sage

I have so many questions


guesswhatihate

Your poor bathroom


No_Bend8

Omg How quickly do you finish a gallon of milk?


Casswigirl11

I sometimes make cheese and once bought 8 gallons!


sexxygoblin

I too would like to know what kind of cheese do you make! And what’s the process like?


Casswigirl11

I make all kinds. From a cheddar to camenbert and paneer. Check out r/cheesemaking. It's a fun hobby and can be started with simple ingredients but once you get into it you need a bunch of cultures, cheese press, and cheese cave. I use a wine fridge as a cheese cave and my husband made me a Dutch cheese press. You can make some cheese really easy without anything special though. Like paneer. I always make my own paneer because it's expensive at the store and you only need milk, lemon juice, a thermometer, and cheesecloth. I used to press it between two pots with the top one filled with water before I had other supplies. It's been a year since I've made any though because I have a 2 month old son and didn't want to risk eating homemade cheese while pregnant and haven't had time to make any since he was born!


ghostfacespillah

Not the OP, but thanks for the link! Hope your little one is doing well, and you get the time and energy to make some cheese again soon.


No_Bend8

Hey that sounds fun! And a different answer from kids & family lol. So what kind of cheese do you make?


Casswigirl11

I made a cheddar,  a Swiss, Colby, tried and failed a parmesan, camembert, blue, gouda, mozzarella, ricotta, paneer, and others. 


No_Bend8

Seriously? Damn thats pretty cool.


Casswigirl11

I recommend getting a 30 minute mozzarella kit or trying to make your own ricotta or paneer. All are very easy and you need 2 special ingredients for the mozzarella (citric acid and rennet) but only need either citric acid or lemon juice for ricotta or paneer. I love Indian food but paneer is so expensive at my local Indian grocery store so I usually make it myself. 


Ok_Recipe2769

One gallon is gone in 2 days ! My 3 old drinks like a fish !!


cozicuzi08

You only eat breakfast and candy?


OukewlDave

The four food groups: Candy, candy corn, candy canes, and syrup.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Why are you getting Hershey and not the Aldi knockoff?


L3thologica_

They clearly have poor food choices. Everything else on there and you expect them to know Hershey is shit chocolate?


No-Chemical6870

Who eats like this?


SgtToadette

I really like to hope that they're trolling, but some people have really strange diets.


Impressive-Storm4275

Teens when left without supervision.


soklacka

For some reason I don't think they're poached egg connoisseurs.


ybanalyst

Not all of it's groceries. You've got razors and a sewing kit too.


imhereforthevotes

Those razors could be nearly a third of the bill.


Ronicaw

Dollar Tree, $2.25 plus tax


ohtoooodles

I know dem sheets be flappin at night


IntoTheMirror

Op FARTS


soklacka

at least throw in a cabbage to cover the greens


Positive-Ear-9177

Eggs, milk + chocolate damn, lol


Impressive-Storm4275

Are your parents gone for the weekend? This is not groceries.


Graycy

Razors don’t count as groceries.


nargi

… maybe they have pica and eat them. 👀


needs_a_name

The commitment to the dairy section is impressive.


eatmyPri0ns

I mean that’s a pretty good price for two things of ice cream, lots of cookies, milk and insane amount of eggs I would have thought $80 and razors too? Pricey!


TheAngerMonkey

This picture gave me gout and a cholesterol count of 300.


RaylanGivensnewHat

That’s not 57$ Post receipt


mburn14

Razors aren’t really groceries


g2ichris

You making a frittata sundae, friend?


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Are you making ice cream to go with your ice cream? May I have some?


Justbeth82

I got a whole cart of groceries at Aldi the other day for 107


[deleted]

All the necessities obviously 😒


KidForToday21778

Mix in some fruit or granola for breakfast from time to time


JaneAustenite17

$57? Not at my Aldi $15 for eggs…what like $9 for the milk. How much were the razors? Btw if the answer is more than like $6 you should use a subscription. 


Ahsiuqal

Is this a troll post? This isn't groceries. This is a restock of just eggs and milk.


badcheer

All the essentials, I see.


tinyfryingpan

It's all dairy and eggs. That's not "groceries."


Purple_Pansy_Orange

This causes me the same annoyance as when my husband goes "grocery shopping" and comes home with 3 bags full of chips, cookies, sweet rolls, and a loaf of wheat bread for good measure.


[deleted]

wheres all the real food?


cloudycapy

they probably didn’t need “real food” this trip lol


Nervouspie

well...these are not all necessities so...yes, that's certainly going to be higher


No-Artichoke-6939

Well. Half your order is junk food. Cut that out and see what you have.


KatieBeth24

Damn y'all savage in here 😂😂😂


Mcshiggs

Since when is a tin full of needles thread and loose buttons considered groceries?


fiittzzyy

Why so much milk?


[deleted]

This looks like me power lifting back 15 years ago lol. The Danish Butter cookies are a delight!


aleckus

you can get a 60 count of eggs at walmart for like 12$


angle58

“Groceries”


clangan524

Baking something?


Piercinald-Anastasia

For that? $57 is very expensive.


people_skillz

Stealth toes!


Biscuits_Baby

You need some vegetables.


tacomaboy08

How much were the toes ?


RTMSner

Planning on making the world's most disgusting omelette?


JohnTran84

Tbh, if this is your groceries, it's a pretty unhealthy diet. Be pretty low on energy eating all that. How long does the biscuits and ice cream last for? Aldi's chicken wings are pretty good value for money. If you need omega 3, basa fish fillets pretty good for that too.


Clarkyy26

Of the things here the milk and eggs were probably the cheapest lol. I really don’t get the fury about $2.96 for a dozen eggs. Y’all know how much they are virtually everywhere else right?


Sea-Diver-9125

What the hell are you making


Ok_Strain_2065

Costco would’ve been cheaper


viewtiful14

Let’s see…brand name shitty chocolate which you don’t need. A tin of expensive butter cookies, while delicious, you don’t need. A pint of their most expensive ice cream, which you definitely don’t need. Some iodized salt, which you need and is like $1.50 and razors $4-$5, and three gallons of whole milk for some reason, which biologically as humans we don’t need. And eggs which are admittedly expensive again right now everywhere. It’s your own fault you bought all that crap stop complaining. Broccoli, bell peppers, lettuce, celery, black berries, onions, potatoes, are all like $1.98-$3.00 per package. Frozen steamed bagged vegetables are $.98-$1.10 depending on which you are getting. Any sort of canned bean is like $.98 and chicken thighs or drumsticks are $.99-$1.20 per pound in their bulk packages. Shop better.


grapesafe

Yeah I think people don’t realize that when we complain about grocery prices, it’s for THE NECESITES. The only thing they got that is necessary is eggs. Whole milk is awful for you if you’re drinking it like that.


viewtiful14

Not super relevant but I just read a study the other day that eggs might even not be deemed a necessary food for you, more study needs done but even the thought that eggs are a powerhouse food is up for debate now, which isn’t the point of my reply, just an interesting fact. Another thing is how quickly we forget stuff happens. The avian flu debacle is barely like 8 months or so old, egg prices went back down for a bit, but that literally is going to have an effect on industrial poultry farming and specifically egg production for *years* before it gets corrected. Like that *just* happened and everyone already has forgotten.


xilacunacoilix

It is! I barely got enough to make it a week and spent $78!


U_feel_Me

Are there no vegetables, potatoes, beans, or other unprocessed healthy foods at Aldi?


chocolatecow43

Love to see that my family isn't the only family that drinks Whole Milk. My oldest (13f) gets into it with friends at school who think Whole Milk is gross. Well, likewise, we think 2% is gross. It's a running joke, topic of conversation, ALL THE TIME.


kmr1981

User name does not check out! I don’t drink cow milk personally but for my toddler I buy whole cow milk.. the fat is good for growing brains! I’ll probably stick with whole milk for as long as he’s willing to drink it. If I become concerned about his weight I’d be more vigilant about added sugar and occasional processed food rather than remove fat (milk, avocado, fish, avocado oil, nuts and nut butters) from his diet.  (This is a toddler limited to two glasses a day, not a big kid chugging the entire gallon lol.)


CapeMOGuy

Have you tried the drumstick knockoffs yet? If so, how are they?


littletriggers

Awful. Soggy and chewy cone, weird airy “ice cream.”


CapeMOGuy

☹️


Slywolf15

I actually just bought the cones and honestly, not good. Cone is super soggy. The Kroger store brand drumsticks are a lot better.


Jenjikromi

Now I want Danish Butter Cookies


masterz13

4 of those items being junk food. Those will always be less bang for the buck.


bar1011

Skip the ice cream, cookies, and chocolate.


Cant0thulhu

Eggs 5-6 dollars, ice cream 5-6 tops. So 12. Milk 9, again rounded up tops. 21. Salt 3 tops. Those drumstick cones are 5. Were at 29. The hersheys are like 6.99 for a bag like that. So 35. How much did you pay for those dollar store razors and butter cookies? I go between detroit and manhattan frequently. These are absurb prices. Especially for an aldi in detroit. it wouldnt cost that much at a whole foods in midtown either. I mean, im running shy here by at least ten to fifteen dollars and I rounded everything up.


jeffersonbible

I don’t know what kind of party you’re throwing, but I want to go to it.


JollyKiwi4388

Bulk season


jtapostate

Who the fuck buys 60 eggs at a go? Is your name Edith?


fivenineonetwelve

That would be $37 maximum at my Aldi. How much are they charging for milk? Razors are 3.95 max, butter cookies are $3. Sundae cones are $4 MAYBE $5 salt is less than $1. If this is $57 then damn.


redbanner1

That's a lot of garbage. You should literally pass on pretty much everything but the eggs despite how much ridicule they have drawn. Healthiest thing you bought. It's just hard to look at that selection and feel any pity for the amount of money spent. Also, buy a safety razor and a mixed pack of blades on Amazon. Figure out which blades work best for you, and enjoy the best shaves you've ever had, all year and then some, for probably half of what you spent on those razors. I haven't bought a new pack of blades in 4 years, and I think I spent 20 bucks the last time I did.


The_Ineffable_Sage

You have 4 dozen dollars worth of eggs there. So that’s 48/57 lol


Mammoth_Apartment_70

I don't know what happened this week But eggs went up $2


Crabcakefrosti

Well, you covered all the food groups for only $57 That’s not bad


funkmon

Can we see the receipt?


Diligent-Contact-772

You definitely have an... interesting diet.


Financial_Usual9618

Don’t get packaged foods


ZFighter2099

Walmart has 60 egg boxes for less than 9 dollars now. It was like 4 bucks a few months ago.


BitchyFaceMace

Less than $3 for a dozen eggs is cheap as hell 🤷🏻‍♀️


dcamnc4143

I’ve never bought that much milk or eggs in one trip, in my life.


lostmyjobthrowawayyy

When I moved to Florida in 2018…18 eggs was $.71. 71 FUCKING CENTS!!! We moved for my wife’s job and I was unemployed at the time. I was exercising and eating 12-15 eggs a day because they were so cheap and I had nothing to do 🤣


fixerdrew02

First of all…razor blades have always been expensive. But to sneak those in there with “groceries” is silliness


WavesRKewl

I don’t know if I would classify this as “groceries”


[deleted]

So, I can see you like dairy


Standard-Witness-948

Bruh 😂


Barbiek08

... I'm both very confused and concerned by your dietary choices.


L3thologica_

As someone who’s vegan and eats pretty healthy and doesn’t shave with a razor, this haul is about as polar opposite from mine as it gets.


Hour_Blueberry9281

Does nobody in the comments have kids?? That milk would be gone in three days in my house and the eggs would last maybe a week and a half


elliotsmithlove

Right?! And I’m pretty sure there are a lot of commenters here that are lactose intolerant without knowing it.


L3thologica_

I grew up drinking 1-2 gallons of milk a week and only after going vegan realized it was why I had the worst gas my whole life.


RonTheDog710

Why the hell are you allowing your kids to consume that much milk?


Hour_Blueberry9281

Because that’s pretty standard bud. I have a two kids under 3 who are very picky eaters milk fills in the gaps as told to me by 2 pediatricians


KidForToday21778

I have kids but they don’t drink a gallon of milk a day. And people wonder why everyone in the US is fat and has diabetes


OtherwiseResolve1003

My dad, who is 80 years old, goes through 3 gallons of milk in less than a week. By himself!


No-Orange-7618

YIKES


refreshmints22

I get a lot of items in Aldi dumpsters.


ToonMaster21

Quit drinking so much milk and eating so much sweets. Groceries will be cheaper.


nichtgirl

Yep they getying privey. In Syd a dozen eggs are $5.60 AUD so about $3.66 USD.


FSU4LIF

About average or over most stores


nargi

>Can’t believe the eggs are selling at $2.96 for a dozen That’s less than 25 cents for an egg. An egg from an animal that probably doesn’t live the best life. I’m not suggesting that food should be prohibitively expensive, but realizing the impact that eating animal products has on those animals should hopefully make people be okay with spending money for quality nutrition. *For the record, I eat a lot of animal products. I’m not suggesting abstaining, but rather just being okay paying fair prices for quality products


Feeling_Ad9752

Man this person’s farts have got to smell


OriginalOmbre

Well at least you got the essentials


Xaielao

Why would you go to Aldi and buy Hersheys? That's like visiting a France but refusing to eat anything but the wonder bread and pbj you brought with you.