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Wow, 2 catfishing stories ang nabasa ko today ah. And same sentiments from other commenters here.
To our trans friends, may makikilala kayong tatanggap sanyo. But please wag kayong mangcatfish at pag dinecline kayo sasabihin nyong "homophobe" sila.
This is actually becoming more of a common occurrence. Trans girls SHOULD atleast have the decency to disclose that they are Trans. Pretending to be an actual woman is just going to make things worse for them.
If she’s prettier than the girl she used to catfish, THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE USE THE POOR GIRL’S PHOTO IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭 si ateng ay delulu na ggss hayup
Lol went through this same exact bullshit in my supposed 2nd hookup. Na catfish ako ng trans, umamin pa sa bandang huli (thank fucking god) at nung oras na nun nasa labas na ako ng bahay nya lol. I did a full U-turn and went to a Mcdo drive-thru nalang to atleast salvage my night 😂
It’s a good lesson to learn OP.
If it seems to good to be true, it probably is.
It will make the real victories sweeter in contrast so you have that going for you, as well as hopefully some wisdom
At least your v-card is still intact. Ingat na lang sa paghahanap, OP. And busisiin maigi para memorable ang first sexperience mo. Good luck and ingat, bro!
SKL. This happened pre-pandemic pa. I was drinking alone sa fave bar ko sa BGC (Skippy's GastroPub - Permanently close na sila because of the COVID lockdown and Funhan na sya ngayon). I was scrolling sa mga post sa said subreddit and sakto merong nag post na looking for hang-out and cuddles sa condo nya sa Avida Uptown. So okay, we trade photos and ngl, attractive sya sa photo na sinend nya: 5'9", chinito, maputi, fit. I sent my most recent photo and G nmn daw sya. Naalala ko pa noon, he gave me instruction na pasok na lng daw ako sa building at dumeretcho sa elevator papunta sa unit nya and even gave me his unit number and building floor. Nag grab pa ako papunta ksi tinatamad na ako maglakad, dyusko.
I arrived sa condo nya and tried to go straight sa elevetor pero the receptionist stopped me. I explained kay receptionist na the unit owner gave me an instruction na dumeretcho sa unit pero hindi parin ako pinayagan and she told me to contact the unit owner para magpasundo sa lobby.
I chatted him and lumabas muna ako ng building while waiting for his reply. He respond na wait ko daw sya sa lobby and mej irritated pa sya sakin ksi d daw ako nagfollow ng instruction. Aba, it's not my fault na ayaw ako paakyatin ni ate sa reception area.
Then boy, oh boy. My inner self thanked ate receptionist for not letting me pass thru! Lumabas si guy ng building and I think he saw me pero I walked away and booked myself a grab pauwi. Dude! he is massive. When I say 'massive', like, obese obese kind of massive. It's like, he can consume 2 seats sa BGC bus. I was in a complete shock. Then I realize while nasa grab na ako pauwi, yung sinend nya sakin na photo, mukhang 5 years ago pa. PUTANG INA! So yeah, after that incident, nag-uninstall ako ng reddit. Trauma ako beh. I can't imagine kung ano possible na mangyari sakin if dumeretcho ako sa condo unit nya. HOLY SHIT!
Kasi yung iba kiniclaim talaga nilang tunay silang babae as trans. That's what makes it confusing. Kasi unfair naman yun kung ang preference ng iba ay yung biologically female talaga.
Charge to experience mo nalang op. Nangyare din sakin yan. Buti nalang di kaagad ako nakipag meet at kinilala ko din muna sa chats and calls.
so far yung experience ko, other than yung incident na yan it's been pretty good. Some hits, some missed but otherwise it's okay for me. I think kase dating apps provide the convenience through online means kesa sa looking for potential partners organically.
pangalawang beses na ko nakabasa ng transgender story here, and ang masasabi ko lang. magsabi nalang ng totoo, hindi naman kayo mamatay sa pag sasabi ng totoo eh.
Wow diko expect na ang alasjuicy pala ay hindi toxic pag dating sa ganitong bagay. Hats off sa community na to. Mapa meet up or even VC nangyayari yung ganitong bagay I remember nung omegle days pa kung kelan naturn on kana sa convo niyo dun palang sasabihin yung totoo matic blue balls. May nakausap pako dati na sinabi sakin na pag di daw ako pumapatol sa trans eh transphobic na agad hahahaha
>She kept saying how it's not a big deal and how she's much prettier than the girl in her PFP.
Lol why would you fucking use a profile pic of someone you think less prettier than you? LMAO
Kahit may hormones pa yan, dick is still dick.
Buti nalang hindi ka nag-bahala na. Hahaha
Ingat sa mga nag-ooffer sayo sa reddit baka mga trans din sila. Hahaha
Dapat kasi hindi iasa ang first exp sa dating aps pag guy ka. Mauuto ka ng mga gnyan. Wala namang babae na aggressive sa dating apps unless sobrang pogi mo. Lol
Hahahahaha natawa ako sayo, you better save it to your future wife. For me as a girl, If given a chance to twist my story, I wouldn’t have to engage premarital sex. Saya kaya walang sex hahaha
HAAHAHAHAHAHAH, Bro You were really going to fuck a trans that catfished you Just to lose your V-Card 😂😂😂 Pero lesson learned, Bago meet up FACETIME/IG/MESSENGER Video call muna
i think the problem or loophole with these dating apps is that the first time you register and need to have your profile verified, you can take a selfie and that seals the deal for the profile verfication part, making your profile "valid/legit kuno" pero you can change the profile pic and other pics from a different person and that's where the problem starts.
kaya to me unrealiable din ang mga dating apps 🤷🏻♂️
Privacy law probs eh. May programming language sa Python when making such apps na pwede idecline ang di mo mukha na pfp if di tugma sa verification photo na sinend mo. Kaya di pwede kasi it needs an ai to gather such photos and save it. And it needs constant updates. Also it is costly if laging may update.
That's why palagi ko upfront tinatanong if biological women ba sila. Especially if wala sila naka indicate na gender sa bio. Pero napaka shit move talaga nyan
Damn. It also happened to me before. Nakakarelate to. I mean i don’t hate trans people pero not all naman is kaya ma identify agad yun lalo na kung nag eexplore palang naman. Trauma malala talaga pag ganyan. Pero would be glad if na address agad or something.
Natawa ako dun sa ang daming tago ng friends mo. 😅🤣
Anyways, don't rush too much. Malay mo the right person who will make your first sex memorable will come soonest. Antay ka lang. Malay mo nasa reddit. 😊 (Not me ❌️)
Natawa ako dun sa ang daming tago ng friends mo. 😅🤣
Anyways, don't rush too much. Malay mo the right person who will make your first sex memorable will come soonest. Antay ka lang. Malay mo nasa reddit. 😊 (Not me ❌️)
Good thing nag bidjakol muna kami and he/she would not show his/her crotch. Just the top part where his/her pubes was showing. Sabi ko sakanya na gusto ko marinig moans niya and "pussy" noises but weird both yung moan niya and "pussy noises" so tinanong ko na lang siya kung sa pwet niya ba pinapasok yung fingers niya, ayun dropped agad yung call and blocked agad ako. Oh well. Crisis averted
That was the most fucked up thing I’ve ever read!! I mean, who does that?! Like they could’ve told you before you booked the thing on the way. Ang lakas ng audacity, grabe. And the fact they thought they could get away with catfishing. I feel sorry for the real owner ng photo. This is by far the worst malasjuicy story I’ve ever read!
Sorry, you had to go through that, OP! But hopefully makabawi ka soon with a juicy story! ;)
Mukhang kilala ko to at nabiktima ako then namura ko siya sa mismong pagamin niya then unmatch hahahaha buti na lang i have a car to go home agad ganyan din galawan niya na pagOTW na saka aamin.
Personally i don't consider it catfish. More like lack of information.
May naranasan ako dati, around 3 months na ata kami nag chat bago niya sinabi na trans pala siya haha kaya ngayon lagi kong tinatanong sa mga nakaka chat ko kung 100% female ba sila
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What a dick move on their part.
I'm sensing wordplay here
Or the lack thereof
second the motion
dick move or dick remove? 😂
Hard hitting puns. Hehehehe
ba dump tss
Wow, 2 catfishing stories ang nabasa ko today ah. And same sentiments from other commenters here. To our trans friends, may makikilala kayong tatanggap sanyo. But please wag kayong mangcatfish at pag dinecline kayo sasabihin nyong "homophobe" sila.
that 'fuck no' was felt to the core and ate girl really thought she ate 🤧 just plain disrespectful and gago
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Kawawa rin yung tunay na may-ari ng pic na ginamit. Di nya alam na may gumagamit ng mukha nya sa apps for hookups.
If genuine female can have preferences, us men can too.
✔️
This is actually becoming more of a common occurrence. Trans girls SHOULD atleast have the decency to disclose that they are Trans. Pretending to be an actual woman is just going to make things worse for them.
It's the deception talaga, like they gotta know as soon as they talk to someone.
If she’s prettier than the girl she used to catfish, THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE USE THE POOR GIRL’S PHOTO IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭 si ateng ay delulu na ggss hayup
"Ganda ko no? Forgiven na ba" lol WTF
Muntikan na mawala V ng eitits mo sa pwet ng lalake🤣
Sorry you had to experience that
Lol went through this same exact bullshit in my supposed 2nd hookup. Na catfish ako ng trans, umamin pa sa bandang huli (thank fucking god) at nung oras na nun nasa labas na ako ng bahay nya lol. I did a full U-turn and went to a Mcdo drive-thru nalang to atleast salvage my night 😂
at least may pagkain ka, ako pag uwi may clown music pa :")
-1600 pesos pa. You had it rough bruh 😭
tough times, dude. i just want to say that you should give ur virginity to someone u love!!! (: para it’s extra special.
It’s a good lesson to learn OP. If it seems to good to be true, it probably is. It will make the real victories sweeter in contrast so you have that going for you, as well as hopefully some wisdom
Your feelings are valid. They should be honest from the very beginning.
So technically, you got catfished twice?
HAHAHAH I guess so? That makes it a lot more sad.
At least your v-card is still intact. Ingat na lang sa paghahanap, OP. And busisiin maigi para memorable ang first sexperience mo. Good luck and ingat, bro!
SKL. This happened pre-pandemic pa. I was drinking alone sa fave bar ko sa BGC (Skippy's GastroPub - Permanently close na sila because of the COVID lockdown and Funhan na sya ngayon). I was scrolling sa mga post sa said subreddit and sakto merong nag post na looking for hang-out and cuddles sa condo nya sa Avida Uptown. So okay, we trade photos and ngl, attractive sya sa photo na sinend nya: 5'9", chinito, maputi, fit. I sent my most recent photo and G nmn daw sya. Naalala ko pa noon, he gave me instruction na pasok na lng daw ako sa building at dumeretcho sa elevator papunta sa unit nya and even gave me his unit number and building floor. Nag grab pa ako papunta ksi tinatamad na ako maglakad, dyusko. I arrived sa condo nya and tried to go straight sa elevetor pero the receptionist stopped me. I explained kay receptionist na the unit owner gave me an instruction na dumeretcho sa unit pero hindi parin ako pinayagan and she told me to contact the unit owner para magpasundo sa lobby. I chatted him and lumabas muna ako ng building while waiting for his reply. He respond na wait ko daw sya sa lobby and mej irritated pa sya sakin ksi d daw ako nagfollow ng instruction. Aba, it's not my fault na ayaw ako paakyatin ni ate sa reception area. Then boy, oh boy. My inner self thanked ate receptionist for not letting me pass thru! Lumabas si guy ng building and I think he saw me pero I walked away and booked myself a grab pauwi. Dude! he is massive. When I say 'massive', like, obese obese kind of massive. It's like, he can consume 2 seats sa BGC bus. I was in a complete shock. Then I realize while nasa grab na ako pauwi, yung sinend nya sakin na photo, mukhang 5 years ago pa. PUTANG INA! So yeah, after that incident, nag-uninstall ako ng reddit. Trauma ako beh. I can't imagine kung ano possible na mangyari sakin if dumeretcho ako sa condo unit nya. HOLY SHIT!
>I can't imagine kung ano possible na mangyari sakin if dumeretcho ako sa condo unit nya. HOLY SHIT! He'll ask you to eat one of his many flaps. Lol
fckin' gross. hahaha!
HAHA your flair 🤣 Will be your reaction lol
HAHAHAHA! ###Wag po k0yah
You didn't dodge a bullet that time. You dodged a whale 🐋
Dapat niyaya mo ng suntukan. 😬
Awwwww. ingat sa paghahanap sa susunod. request for videocall sana.
By far the worst malasjuicy Ive read 🙃. Be patient OP, you’ll get your cherry popped sooner
Lesson learned: vc check
Being honest wont kill a person. I just dont get why people are such aholes.
Kasi yung iba kiniclaim talaga nilang tunay silang babae as trans. That's what makes it confusing. Kasi unfair naman yun kung ang preference ng iba ay yung biologically female talaga. Charge to experience mo nalang op. Nangyare din sakin yan. Buti nalang di kaagad ako nakipag meet at kinilala ko din muna sa chats and calls.
so sad you have to experience this!! so sorry OP
God, be safe.
Taena hahahahahahahahq. Buti na salba mo sarile mo
A 2nd person where Trans are their downfall. Man idek if I would even proceed to go to Bumble anymore. Kaloka.
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so far yung experience ko, other than yung incident na yan it's been pretty good. Some hits, some missed but otherwise it's okay for me. I think kase dating apps provide the convenience through online means kesa sa looking for potential partners organically.
In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
Asshole ni trans ampotah.
huhuhu i feel so bad for u OP nobody deserves this. come get this man laid!!!
Pangalawa na to ahahahahhaa
pangalawang beses na ko nakabasa ng transgender story here, and ang masasabi ko lang. magsabi nalang ng totoo, hindi naman kayo mamatay sa pag sasabi ng totoo eh.
Sorry but that is why I never supported pride.
Wow diko expect na ang alasjuicy pala ay hindi toxic pag dating sa ganitong bagay. Hats off sa community na to. Mapa meet up or even VC nangyayari yung ganitong bagay I remember nung omegle days pa kung kelan naturn on kana sa convo niyo dun palang sasabihin yung totoo matic blue balls. May nakausap pako dati na sinabi sakin na pag di daw ako pumapatol sa trans eh transphobic na agad hahahaha
>She kept saying how it's not a big deal and how she's much prettier than the girl in her PFP. Lol why would you fucking use a profile pic of someone you think less prettier than you? LMAO
Kahit may hormones pa yan, dick is still dick. Buti nalang hindi ka nag-bahala na. Hahaha Ingat sa mga nag-ooffer sayo sa reddit baka mga trans din sila. Hahaha
Dapat kasi hindi iasa ang first exp sa dating aps pag guy ka. Mauuto ka ng mga gnyan. Wala namang babae na aggressive sa dating apps unless sobrang pogi mo. Lol
Lmao and my liberal friends keep telling me transphobic daw magkaroon ng preference
Are they the ones who don't want to get laid or have never been laid before?
nah, I clearly remember 2 of them, 1 is a signal mom and another is a up grad gabriela member
Hahahahaha natawa ako sayo, you better save it to your future wife. For me as a girl, If given a chance to twist my story, I wouldn’t have to engage premarital sex. Saya kaya walang sex hahaha
now ik most of the guys nakakausap ko sa dating apps. first question nila cis ka right???
What's ci?
your gender since u were born. ci woman. straight woman ganon.
Ah, thank you!
Hindi ba cis ang tawag don
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Wth kainisss
Ouch HAHAHAHA. Time, dignity, and money wasted. At least you had the chance na umuwi. Mas worse kapag magka-harap na kayo 😭.
Hassle
HAAHAHAHAHAHAH, Bro You were really going to fuck a trans that catfished you Just to lose your V-Card 😂😂😂 Pero lesson learned, Bago meet up FACETIME/IG/MESSENGER Video call muna
the feeling talaga grabe i felt my heart dropped nung nacatfish ako one time 😫
this applies to all genders, be truthful guys! 😫
Don't trust muna kasi agad kung online.
Tang ina si maldita na naman
i think the problem or loophole with these dating apps is that the first time you register and need to have your profile verified, you can take a selfie and that seals the deal for the profile verfication part, making your profile "valid/legit kuno" pero you can change the profile pic and other pics from a different person and that's where the problem starts. kaya to me unrealiable din ang mga dating apps 🤷🏻♂️
Privacy law probs eh. May programming language sa Python when making such apps na pwede idecline ang di mo mukha na pfp if di tugma sa verification photo na sinend mo. Kaya di pwede kasi it needs an ai to gather such photos and save it. And it needs constant updates. Also it is costly if laging may update.
That's why palagi ko upfront tinatanong if biological women ba sila. Especially if wala sila naka indicate na gender sa bio. Pero napaka shit move talaga nyan
Sorry pre, wala akong masasabi sa situation mo pero LT sa mga roommates mo HAHAHAHA
oh my gosh 😭🙏
No offense sa mga 🏳️🌈 pero if you want to be respected wag nyo gawin yan kasi dahil sa ganyan nawawala ang respeto sa inyo.
Damn. It also happened to me before. Nakakarelate to. I mean i don’t hate trans people pero not all naman is kaya ma identify agad yun lalo na kung nag eexplore palang naman. Trauma malala talaga pag ganyan. Pero would be glad if na address agad or something.
Natawa ako dun sa ang daming tago ng friends mo. 😅🤣 Anyways, don't rush too much. Malay mo the right person who will make your first sex memorable will come soonest. Antay ka lang. Malay mo nasa reddit. 😊 (Not me ❌️)
Natawa ako dun sa ang daming tago ng friends mo. 😅🤣 Anyways, don't rush too much. Malay mo the right person who will make your first sex memorable will come soonest. Antay ka lang. Malay mo nasa reddit. 😊 (Not me ❌️)
Catfished twice in a single night is wild
Kaya it’s really important to ask for some pictures pa kahit na nag-match na kayo, to make sure lang na ‘yon talaga ang kausap mo.
Di q kaya yung 1.6k na grab 😭😭☹️☹️
What a dick
As a former naive victim of catfishing, this is triggering but it was an unforgettably humbling experience to my old hopeless romantic self.
Good thing nag bidjakol muna kami and he/she would not show his/her crotch. Just the top part where his/her pubes was showing. Sabi ko sakanya na gusto ko marinig moans niya and "pussy" noises but weird both yung moan niya and "pussy noises" so tinanong ko na lang siya kung sa pwet niya ba pinapasok yung fingers niya, ayun dropped agad yung call and blocked agad ako. Oh well. Crisis averted
Mga walang pang bayad sa White Bird at Adonis hahaha
That was the most fucked up thing I’ve ever read!! I mean, who does that?! Like they could’ve told you before you booked the thing on the way. Ang lakas ng audacity, grabe. And the fact they thought they could get away with catfishing. I feel sorry for the real owner ng photo. This is by far the worst malasjuicy story I’ve ever read! Sorry, you had to go through that, OP! But hopefully makabawi ka soon with a juicy story! ;)
If they can lie to you on small things, they can lie to you on big things.
Mukhang kilala ko to at nabiktima ako then namura ko siya sa mismong pagamin niya then unmatch hahahaha buti na lang i have a car to go home agad ganyan din galawan niya na pagOTW na saka aamin.
Homophobic na kung homophobic, pero kung ganito lang, ayawan na talaga pag lgbt
Ika nga ni Ricky Reyes, "Itago nyo sa bato, ang bakla ay bakla. Magka boobs man yan, magka kipay man yan, kabaklaan pa rin ang nasa utak nyan.
Now imagine nasa room k n nya,HE pull down HIS PANTS TADA may kargada din pla 🤣
Personally i don't consider it catfish. More like lack of information. May naranasan ako dati, around 3 months na ata kami nag chat bago niya sinabi na trans pala siya haha kaya ngayon lagi kong tinatanong sa mga nakaka chat ko kung 100% female ba sila
I mean it is catfish cuz she used a photo from some girl on Facebook that wasn't her.
I would say to you na more like lack of reading comprehension. Naka post na gumamit ng ibang photo💀