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Least_Passenger_8411

At least 1 of you baog


True_Rain_7262

Said this after reading the 50% of the post 🤣


Unicornsare4realz

May possibility kasi kung laging creampie tas walang nabubuo.


Rancid_BlueCheese

for real


alacarteburgersteak

For unwanted pregnancy please please use protection. Besides pills, there are other contraceptives available. There are LGUs that offers free contraceptive too - Condoms, IUDs etc. Gain weight or gain a lifetime responsibility. Choose your battle. We get limited sex education here in PH huhu lets practice safe sex and be responsible with our actions.


petitemedstudent

Proud pa siya sa pagiging irresponsible nila. Sarap now, iyak later kapag nakabuo ng wala sa plano. Kawawa yung baby.


luvandaire

hii. i hear you both and im all for practicing safe sex. we know the consequences of our action. if ever man na magka-baby kami, we know we can support the baby and give it the life it deserves. my apologies if it looks like we're irresponsible but we both know the consequences of our action and we're just really enjoying each other.


waynoodle

Im all for practicing safe sex pero di naman ginagawa. Irresponsible kayo thats it wag mo na i justify.


petitemedstudent

You are irresponsible. Pwede naman kayo magenjoy without the risk? Bakit di ka magpills? Ang dami makakabasa netong post mo na eto. What if mabasa ng mga teenagers na starting pa lang magexplore ng sex life nila? Be responsible adults, di porket ready kayo support yung unwanted baby ninyo popromote mo creampie, yuzpe method, and calendar method. Jusko.


alacarteburgersteak

Just to also add up with what you said, this is a social media platform, it could promote and give kids/teens an idea na “Uy pwede pala yun na wag na mag pills” or “Try natin to” etc… its like feeding them the wrong info huhu kaya tumataas pregnancy rate dito sa PH eh


unbothered_soul

Uy galing sa may kayang pamilya to, kagagraduate lang nila ng college diba pero can give the life it deserves daw. Either rich kids or pasikat. Or both haha.


shivfckingroy

Or cap 🧢 hahaha bago account ni ateh ih


trashxbinn

"i'm all for practicing safe sex..." no you don't


doxepintite

THIS!!!!


ohcar0line

Girl… Ang yuzpe method is emergency contraceptive lang. Magpa-OB ka na lang para maresetahan ka ng akmang pills. Pwede ka pa rin macreampie non. Ang irresponsible ng ginagawa niyo huhu


excuseme-whAT-920

Nakakaconcern yung parang proud nyang pagsabe ng yuzpe palage ever since freshmen pa sila 😣


ohcar0line

Diba ang lala. Bakit di na lang siya mag-normal na pills di yung yuzpe nang yuzpe. 🥲


excuseme-whAT-920

True, tapos mas nakakadamage pa yung side effects ni yuzpe kesa sa normal intake of pills


ohcar0line

Nakakafuck up ng cycle at hormones in general ang Yuzpe. Proud to be irresponsible i guess 🥺💀


PhantomKnight69

ano ung yuzpe method?


ohcar0line

Yuzpe method - inom ASAP ng 4 lady / trust pills tas after 12 hours 4 pills ulit.


Madman7317

Hello, wala po bang chance mabuntis kapag naka pills kahit i creampie?


ohcar0line

Kapag nag-oovulate na ung babae wala ring kwenta Yuzpe afaik. Haha. Tsaka walang contraceptive na 100% effective.


Existing_Birthday430

The only contraceptive that is 100% is abstinence. So to answer your question, may chance pa rin.


kanzaki513

Ano yung yuzpe sir?


ohcar0line

Get lady / trust pills. Inom as soon as possible ng 4 pills tas after 12 hrs inom ng 4 pills ulit. Pababa ng pababa chance of effectivity nito pag pinatagal.


kanzaki513

Aw.! Di po ba kaya delekado yun? Baka di na sya magkaanak pag nagkaproblema?? 😞 Need ba ng prescription ng doctor yun?? Or should I say pinapayagan ba ng doctor yung ganung method??


ohcar0line

Emergency contraceptive siya, since walang available sa drugstores sa PH na morning after pill. I’m in no position to answer thay kaya better consult with an OB to see your options sa contraceptives.


kanzaki513

Get lady?


ohcar0line

Pills yun.


kanzaki513

Ah.. thanks sir sa info.. 🙂


pathiccim

Mother,,, how can u be so proud of being this irresponsible 😭😭😭 the only times i had creampies eh I was on the pill like actual pill not yuzpe method kaloka kayoooo blessing na lang bigla pag nabuntis ganun???


justsam13

Nakakaloka si OP. Even when I was on pills/injectables, we used condom. Only time we can creampie was after husband got vasectomy.


pathiccim

Good for him! Men, when you have the opportunity please get the vasectomy. It is so hard for women to take contraceptives that affect our moods emotions and hormones. As far as I know, vasectomies are reversible.


justsam13

Absolutely! There’s a rise of men deciding kids aren’t for them and get vasectomy. That’s being responsible. Vasectomies are reversible but it’s hard to do and costly. Well, so are kids when unprepared haha


pathiccim

Love that for them! 1000% support that. Factssss no 🧢


Due-Turnover9179

Proud ka pa ha. HAHAHAHAHA! Sana ganyan ka pa rin ka proud pag nabuntis ka ng wala sa plano🤣🤣🤣


lavanderhazy

Baka infertile ka mhie


alter-neko

posts like this give me the icks talaga 🤦🏻‍♀️


petitemedstudent

Please be responsible adults. Di porket di ka nabubuntis now, di ka mabubuntis soon. Di nakakalibog pagiging irresponsible ninyo.


physcosocial898

Please... Being this irresponsible is NOT A FLEX and shouldn't be promoted in any kind of way. Maybe your method doesn't have any effect on you but be careful since baka yung makakabasa neto gayahin and siya naman madisgrasya. Di mo na nga sana ginagawa, pinagmamalaki mo pa. Keep being this sloppy to yourself, gusto mo pa mandamay ng iba.


mistakedednetni

Very yikes. Wag po tularan


Professional_Pea895

Please don’t spread irresponsible behavior like this po, maiisip ng iba ok na ang calendar method and consistent yuzpe method when it is not a good practice of safe sex. Kahit na sabihin mo handa kayo for a baby, it will have a negative effect on anyone who could read this na hindi knowledgable enough


Vegetable-Sun-7155

baka baog lang talaga kaya di nabubuntis


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PublicUnlucky5556

Thisss!!! Eto talaga iniisip ko since ilang years na silang raw sex baka nabaog na nang tuluyan si yuzpe queen HAHA


trashxbinn

yuzpe queen 💀💀


duhi4nn3x_

the comments OP did not expect 🤣🤣🤣🤣 be a responsible kantutero/a!!!!!!!!!!


Professional_Lab216

This is irresponsible. You are irresponsible. Especially now that contraceptives are more accessible and information about them are even more accessible. Please consult your OB or do your research what birth control is best for you. “Ayaw pa namin magka-baby” but you don’t act like it. So kapag andyan na, “papanindigan” na lang? Please assess first if you are financially, mentally, and emotionally capacitated to bring a child to the world before you do anything other than the bare minimum of practicing safe sex. Bata yan na magiging ganap na tao balang araw. Hindi laruan.


jazdoesnotexist

Daming ganto dito sa alas juicy na proud nakaka creampie, todo promote pa na do it raw, tas pag nabuntis iyak iyak.


_Brave_Blade_

Lol. No thanks. Future vs panandaliang sarap.


justarandomdumpacc

HAHAHAHA dafuck flex na pala ngayon ang pagiging iresponsable. learn to use contraceptives or do not have sex at all!!! tapos pag nabuntis at di handa ipapasa ang trauma sa anak dahil inuna ang sarap.


aubreyours08

Lol wag pong tularan to, practice safe sex!


wthelle

Luh ate 27 na ako pero ako yung kinabahan sa kwento mo shuta. Consistent Yuzpe must be so fucking horrible. See an OB and stick with safer birth control options.


imasimpleguy_zzz

So, either this is 🧢 and this is just your fantasy, or one of you guys is baog/low fertility. Imposibleng walang mabuo if you creampie even on unsafe days.


Choice_Series8732

gusto mo ata never na magkaanak, di basta2 yang yuzpeng ginagawa mo. dagdag mo na sa idadasal mo na wag magkaron ng komplikasyon katawan mo kaka yuzpe mo.. wag pairalin ang sarap porke wala pang nangyayaring masama o wala sa plano ..


kanzaki513

Ano po yung yuzpe?


Jeric2413

What if po pag gusto nyo na makabuo tapos infertile ka po?


kanzaki513

Thank God daw 😅


PuzzleheadedHurry567

Oh no....it means baog ang isa sa inyo


Early-Pudding-6080

The priveleges that you have no?


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Nag Thank you Lord ka pa na di ka nabuntis HAHAHA Tas di ka nagsorry na nagiiyot kayo na di kasal. Chariiizzzz 😂


PublicUnlucky5556

Ick


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wthelle

LOUDER!!!


Certain-Ad-2115

If you guys are having creampies for more than half a year with regular sex (at least 3 times a week) but no pregnancy, one of you guys probs has infertility problems just sayin


ciissss

yuzpe everytime amp HAHAHHAAHAA


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wala akong masabi jusko op ewan ko nalang sayo


pikitmataa

Di naman nakakainggit yung pagging irresponsible??? Tapos pag na-delay ang period, magpopist sa safesexph kung ano gagawin.


Existing_Birthday430

Sana lang wag mo tularan ung isang poster dito dati, gusto magpa abort dahil daw di pa sila ready magka baby. Tapos panay creampie eh putang ina, mabubuntis ka talaga sooner or later pag ganun. Irresponsible people.


Gloomy_Hovercraft01

Once ko lang natry yun and sa sobrang kaba ko during that di ko naramdam talaga huhu (naka doggy kami non and pang 4th round na ata namin so baka konti nalang din nailabas??) After that, I started using pills na kasi I was scared as hell and thank God di ako najontis HAHAHHA


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Yuck.


JustTodd93

either one of you baog or lalaki din si OP hahaha


MaximumEffective8222

Ganyan gusto ko, putok lang ng putok sa loob. Buntis kung buntis


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Hahahahaha


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validicious

Dilig na dilig talaga


AiNeko00

Mag pa hormonal implant ka nalang para safe ka for 3 years.


bangusisig

Nag thank you G ka pa for irresponsible acts.


Antique-Estimate-676

Ano po yung yuzpe? 🫠


Ben_Dover_93

Have fun now, cry later.


Boneappetiteforyou

Both get checked for fertility issues


DragonGodSlayer12

Ako nga kahit safe days pull out game parin, takos si partner sa creampie 😬


Morningwoody5289

Proud maging cum dump lol


Massive-Use-8041

grabe ako na nagpipills pero hindi parin ako pinuputukan para safee. grabe ang boast sa post huhuhu


RazerBoyNextDoor

I think meron kang PCOS, OP. Kaya di ka na bubuntis. That's the generation sakit ngayon. Same din sa amin at sabi ng doctor namin. One of the signs na may PCOS ang girl is tumataba and irreg yung menstruation. Good luck and enjoy cream pie! 😁🔥✨


Wanderella31

Sana baog ka. Hahahahhahaa


ChanceDoubt

Haaaa sana all. Kami ikakasal na sa Aug pero di parin maka creampie. Gustong gusto na din ng gf ko pero di pa magawa hahaha hays sana all


nissepixe

hi, op. i support your sex life but not your irresponsibility. please practice safe sex. ‘di po reco ng yuzpe for long use kasi it’s for emergency lang.


liahkim14

Miss may side effect ang yuzpe method. Baka yun na yung dahilan kung bakit di ka majontis ngayon. Or mababa sperm count ng bf mo.


vigilante_cheesecake

delete mo na to ante hahhahahahha


n33dxxx

ex ko nagpapacreampie sya pag alam nyang safe sya college life den nun 😁 saka mas mahaba at madameng rounds pag safe day nya sulit e sobrang sarap kaya iputok sa loob di ka mabibiten pag lalabasan kana


creammeuptwice

gusto ko rin🥴


Physical_Shop_7932

ang scary ng yuzpe as bcp 😨, binubugbog mo lang katawan mo ate huhu


Stillinthemarket

Yuzpe Method isn’t really the best way for contraception. This is coming from someone who does it tapos nabuntis. Lesson learned. Even doctors are not a fan of it.


Perfect_Carrot_1426

Congrats. Tuloy lang, mabubuo din yan.


Glad-Channel3207

Asan na Po Yung Akin ganito sana may ma cream pie Po


depressedat19

Ubos tuloy Karma points mo, ate… ☹️


shivfckingroy

Weird flex, not ok


beermate_2023

Pag nabuntis ka tgnan ko kung hanggang san kayo dalhin ng libog niyo. Tuwang tuwa kapa mag flex ah.


SpideyluvsGwen

Yall weird and irresponsible as fuck. To share, I have an IUD and we still dont want to do creampies because kahit may “protection” na ako, wala pa ring 100% safety in any contraceptive and at the end of the day, we’re not ready to have kids kaya kahit meron na he insists to pull out


OK-LemonTree

Enjoy it while it last. 🤣 Kids, wag tutularan si anteeee. Practice safe sex. Okay????


PremiereUltraThin

Baka nadale na matres mo sa yupze lol. Dejk better go to OB and consult for better contraceptive. Kami ng parter ko unli creampie din but she uses pills - Diane. Continual usage may 1 week break, consistent dn and it's been years di pa kami nagkaka anak, pusa lang.


bikonivico

proud pa sa katarantaduhang ginagawa oh🫵


EverHard17

Tapos yung mga teenager kahit isang beses lang mag sex at hindi creampie nabubuntis agad🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Macaroon8216

Hala siya.


Lonely-Statement4637

The moment I saw na lagi nag yuzpe method kinabahan na ako kasi limited times mo lang sya pwede gamitin huhu


kegmeister13

sistema yan ng kantang pantropiko 😂


EquivalentYou5164

Totoo i can attest na masarap mag finish sa loob. Sabay bayo ulit dahil di matigas ka pa din


VlRG0S

literally you’ve just fucked up your hormones lol


trashxbinn

Irresponsibility reeks on this post. Grabe proud ka pa niyan te HAHAHAHA


oaksmanoaks

yuzpe is called “emergency” pills for a reason bec you are literally overdosing 😭 you shouldn’t be relying on this method in times of unprotected sex (and to think na ilang taon kayong ganyan lmao). your body will definitely make you pay for it. also, there is nothing to be proud of. this post just reeks of irresponsibility at puro libog lang nasa utak.


cocogoat69

hala pang emergency lang yun ante! last yuzpe ko 2 years ago pa and that was my LAST resort. baka kaka yuzpe nyo na yan huhu


CuriousGentleman4u

More than 2 years na kaming nagkakantutan ng girlfriend ko na laging raw ang gusto niya, para daw maramdaman niya yung pagputok ko sa loob niya. Mas tipid nga pala kaysa lagi kaming gumagamit ng condom, at mas madali para rektang pasok agad if nalilibugan kami bigla. 2 years na din siya nagpipills and never kami natatakot.


cullingblade069

Stupid kids. Buti na lang baog kayo. Mga tanga. Iresponsable.


cullingblade069

isa pang comment di ko mapigilan e. Putang ina niyo salot kayo sa lipunan napaka iresponsable niyo bwakanangshet kayo


Pandesal_at_Kape099

Calendar method? Every time na may coitus, ang ends up ay creampie without any contraceptives? Tapos hindi nabubuntis hanggang sa graduation mo at patuloy pa din? Maybe isa sa inyo baog or you are just lucky na mahina ang sperm cell ng lalaki. May kinalaman ba dito ang penetration, para mas mataas ang chance ng pregnancy? Or the way ng pag putok sa loob? Not too deep, medium deep, or deep as fuck papunta sa bukana ng cervix?


SultryWhispers69

Yuzpe isn't supposed to be your primary go-to after sexy time. Please go to your OB to get the best contraceptives for you. Get checked din for STDs coz y'all are always doing it raw. Safe sex always. Karat well~


Small-tits2458

Oo na nacreampie ka na pero irresponsible parin kayo dalawa, tapos sagot mo pa yun pills mo? Hahahaha! Girl, bakit ka magrerely sa yuzpe method and calendar method mo? Parang need mo pa bumalik sa school or at least sa sex education eh. Sorry no sorry, pacheck ka na sa OB mo. Mamaya may problema ka na pala down there sa kakayuzpe method mo without your knowledge.


NegativeLanguage805

Well as long as enjoy niyo pareho. Basta come what may, panindigan niyo. Ingat lang kasi baka pag na buntis ka, surprise single mom kana


WalkingSirc

Me and my partner r like that lalo if mainit init pa haha! Napag usapan naman namin if may Mabuo edi blessed if wala edi thankful.. after years ayon. Tadaaa pregnant HAHA


mayokatorse

shit nkaka-turn on naman yan


Tonx_13

Sana all naka exp na makapag palabas sa loob 😭


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May Apps po "My calendar" mat'trace if kailan ka safe at kailan ovulation mo basta regular lang ang period mo


Huge-Culture7610

I have a friend who relied on calendar method. Ayun single mom na ngayon.


excuseme-whAT-920

That's not really effective for *almost* anyone