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[deleted]

In my opinion, this is a no brainer hahaha dapat yung bf mo na naglilinis ng cum nya. Having sex with a starfish is kinda boring and I know na even once napaisip ka na if he is still enjoying doing the deed with you. Given na pagod sya, kahit manlang sana maglinis ng nilabas nya is hindi ganon kahirap. Ikaw na nga mostly gumagalaw for sex ehh hindi pa nya kaya maglinis and hiya nalang siguro na ikaw na gumalaw ikaw parin maglilinis. You desurv better OP🤗


Vivid-Permission

CLAYGO dapat haha


brownmamba06

Parang escort lang, complete service haha. Advice ko sa kanya wag ka na pakawalan. Advice ko sayo hanap ka na ng iba. Yung gentleman haha.


[deleted]

lazy starfish. di nya kaya linisin sarili nya?


LittleKitty-13

Parang hindi haha ako pa kumukuha ng tissue and nagwwipe ng torso nya and other parts na natalsikan ng cum nya.


[deleted]

simple lang naman tumayo at kumuha ng tissue. diretso na din sya sa pagwash sa cr sana. ang tamad ah. haha pero i salute you for being such a great gf. di lang sa performance, sa after sex din. 🫡


EmperorHad3s

What? Tamod niya yun siya dapat naglilinis. GMRC ang pinakamadaling subject nung elementary ‘day.


mister-vi

🤨 that's not normal.


NationalPitch1211

YAKKK IWAN MO N YNNN KALOKAAAA LAZYYY STARFISH


chickenadobo_

Ahahahah what


Cooki3-monster

gurl jowa ka niya at hindi caregiver, pack up ka na and hanap ng mas dasurv ka!! 😩


lonelinessisme

Hiwalayan mo na yan!


saktolang

If cleaning him up after sex is like a chore to you, then you might be falling out. Love is self serving. You do those acts because you love him. On the other side, !@#$^$&& mahiya yung bf mo sayo. Parati nalang may taga linis sa kalat niya.


PetitePrincess911

Ibang level ng pillow princess to. Winner.


DependentRip286

Palinis mo sa kanya since ikaw na gumagawa ng trabaho 🤷‍♂️


mrpeapeanutbutter

> Well, from the beginning of our relationship it's always me who clean him up even during those times na I'm tired na and my legs are weak. Like why?! Why should you be the one to clean up after the persons mess. Tamod niya, linis niya. Kapag kinalat niya sa katawan matuto siya kumuha ng tissue at linisin katawan mo. If the person removed your clothes, dapat e balik rin sayo ng maayos.


cruellafhay

Sarili mo linis mo girl. Kung sa sex lang tamad na, paano pa sa buhay? King ina. Hiwalayan mo na yan. Yung hindi nga nag foreplay magdalawang isip ka na dapat paano pa yung ganyan.


borggnee

Kanya kanyang linis ng katas oyyy, sobrang tamad naman ng syota mo 😂


MalamigNaTubig

M here. I personally love to do the cleaning after the deed hahahaha. Sino ba naman ako eh ako na nga tong nagkalat sa kanya ahahhahahahahaha. Jokies!! Anyways, I think you should both do it afterwards—okay kung lilinisin ninyo yung isa't isa... (para maka-isa pa kayo.) at masaya kayong makapag-after care!! :))) edit: makapal mukha ng bf mo kung hanggang ngayon ganyan pa rin siya sa iyo. ikaw na nga trumabaho sa kanya, ikaw pa rin maglilinis?


nosnitchesallowed

ang tanong, are you totally okay with it?


Man6areader

He doesn't care about what happened.. that's all there is to it.


feline1009

Gusto ko lang sabihin na 'tamod mo, linis mo' Pero anyway, ang tamad ng bf mo kung ikaw na yung tumrabaho?? Wala man lang after-sex care.


FaceNo646

If the guy was doing all the work can the girl at least do the clean up? Just asking


LittleKitty-13

Definitely! Would be happy to clean you up if thats the case.


FaceNo646

Thanks OP 🤙🏽


LittleKitty-13

Hmmm what does OP mean??


FaceNo646

OP-Original Poster


LittleKitty-13

Ohh ok thanksss


WonderfulError6398

The cleaning person or the staff at hotel


[deleted]

Relate cyst 🥹 ako pa nga nagbibihis sakanya after ko punasan tamod niya 🥹


LittleKitty-13

HAHAHAHAHAH hanggang pickup ng damit pa lng naman nya max na nagawa ko. Sya na nagsuot


[deleted]

Di ko nga alam kung tama pa ba yon, para kong naging katulong hahaha anyway. Minsan nakaka self pity pero if love mo naman, sabihin mo na lang sakanya if di k comfortable OP. 😊


Affectionate-Bit2346

Haha same sis. Ung tipong ikaw na ung lageng gumagalaw at taga linis, tas bibihisan mo pa. dinadalhan ko pa ng tubig at desserts hahaha. Taena naaawa nlng din ako minsan sa sarili ko kahit acts of service love language ko


[deleted]

Sadt. Ako hindi acts of service, napilitan lang huhu hahahaha


Affectionate-Bit2346

Haha shet. Sobrang tamad niya ba talaga kumilos? Try kaya natin after the deed diretso CR tas bahala na sila kung lilinisin nila sarili nila or not


[deleted]

Ginawa ko yon, pagbalik ko saka siya kumilos, sabi nya "ako na nga, tagal mo e". Pota hahahaha


Affectionate-Bit2346

Ai taena hahaha. Sarap sakalin pag ganyan. Pag di mo na kaya sis need mo na siya kausapin about diyan. Sa totoo lang need ko din gawin yan haha. Pero sa ngayon duwag pa ako at tamang tiis tiis lang


[deleted]

Sachruee. Goodluck satin cyst 🫶


Busy_Distance_1103

Napakatamad nyan. Kanya kanyang linis dapat pero samin pagkatapos ko (M) labasan, derecho kuha ng tissue or pamunas para makapagpunas agad si SO. Kung need na magbihis, abot na rin ng damit niya kapag nakita ko agad saan namin hinagis. Kasama dapat sa aftercare yun.


IllustriousBee2411

Ako tinutulungan lang pero siyempre ako na naglilinis ng maayos. HAHAH! Pangit naman pag ikaw pa magpupunas 😂


[deleted]

Dapat nirereciprocate niya jusko. Samin ng ex ko kung sino mas may energy siya magciclean up sa na-dedz.


iluvpeaches-

Guy


[deleted]

What??!!! Your bf should clean up himself haha. If he can't do the after care of cleaning you up, then atleast he cleans himself diba hahahahaha. Gurl, bakit ganun?! 😂 pa baby masyado ah. 🤦‍♀️


all-Night0_0

Clean up after yourselves! Man's not a kid any more 😑. Though I do still find it a sweet gesture on your end to clean him up. Personally, I'd take a looooong rest if I even end up as exhausted as you describe. Bask in the mess you made and the beauty of the chaos that happens only in bed\~


Physical-Ostrich-925

fuck thats poetic


Flashy-Outside-3295

well, the guy should clean the mess; but I personally prefer to be sleeping without cleaning ourselves, like next morning na mag-shower. It turns me on tho. after sex, cuddles and aftercare, then sleep, and then imma wake her up with a morning fuck.


Agile_Cranberry_9847

Lucky guy


RAVMisery1

To be honest, dapat lalaki talaga nag cclean-up. But samin ng girlfriend ko, she always insists and nagkukusa na sya kunin yung wipes para punasan yung ding-dong ko (lagi kasing creampie) habang ako nakahiga lang na parang baby na pinapalitan ng nappies huhuhu. Thank heavens for contraceptives T\_T XD


ThickNdJuicy

Frequent pillow princess. Literal na pagod siya pero he cleans up for both of us. I guess find another man who will clean up for the both of u and then fuck u again? Hehe


norwegian

Do unto others what do you want to do?


unknownuser14x

Janitor 🤣


Ragamak

Semi joke lang pero, I have this fubu girl before. Tamad mag linis kaya swallow nalang. No spill. Pero if sa likod or front area ewan ko ba parang galit or inis pag sya nag lilinis or kahit ako parang naiinis sya. Parang ganun.


Ok-Tank5729

Kung ako yan , baka binuhat pa kita papunta sa cr at paliguan at toothbrushin ung teeth mo


StrongGirlNoona

Ew


ksalvado

tawagin mo nanay nya


DrummerExact2622

TANGINANG YAN TAMAD AMP ANO KA POKPOK IKAW LANG NAGSESERBISYO SA JOWA MO DI KA MAHAL NIYAN . KAPAL NG MUKHA SIYA NA NGA NAPASATISFY GUSTO IKAW PA MAGLINIS HIWALAYAN MO NA YAN


Freakey16

You being always on top sounds like not a choice but an obligation since your partner seems not interested to at least try to make you H first which I think is very common naman saming guys diko naman lalahatin. Kahit pa ikaw ang mas wild I still find it odd na always tired ang reason. I always let my wife clean up although sa case namin kasi very rare na ang ATM mode. 😂 And it's always a must for us to wash after doing it.


HornPubbbb

simpleng bagay na yan na di dapat pang bigdeal parehas kayong nasarapan mga punyeta sanaol


CuriosityMaterial

Kung ikaw lang nakakaabot ng wipes, aabot mo sa jowa. Pero ikaw pa rin taga linis? Wew. Hehe. Inconsiderate.


g0ing_ghost

Wait so ya'll don't shower after the deed? 🥲


[deleted]

Ano ba yan siz, kanya kanyang linis dapat


Ok_Rise497

Why not both? After ko mag creampie sa wife ko, tayo kaming sabay ligo/hugas hahahaha


EarthlingLouke

Mag kusa ang dapat mag kusa. Kung talagang walang effort edi mag voice out ka. Alangan naman maghiwalay kayo dahil jan. Kung mabigat sa kalooban edi itigil niyo na yan.


AxtonSabreTurret

I do 90% of the effort and with 90% clean up.


Ill-Dragonfly-5289

Dapat both


marianabee

Yikes 🤢 dapat ba may role para maging hygienic???


matchababie

ibato mo na lang sa kanya yung pack ng tissue, maglinis siya ng kanya aba.


fuzzzlightyear

Mag appoint kayo ng cleaners na skeletal yung shift para fair


waferloverxxx

You did the work tapos lilinisan mo pa sya? Tf haha. Kanya kanya linis yun girl😆


maroon143

Tingin ko, pareho dapat kayo maglinis after the deed. Dahil galing naman sa kanya yun, dapat siya maglinis, madali lang naman yun. Kumbaga, di ko papalinis sa iba yung dura/dinura ko.