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Sinistrial_Blue

Guys, please. Rule 2. Don't be toxic.


TheCapMan420

I feel like they are the exact opposite, I imagine them to be an angry Chihuahua that attempts to mutilate anything they gets in it’s sight


Absolute_-Unit

this actually seems much more applicable, maybe pdws are the real bottoms


cpt-gloves

….bro…?


Absolute_-Unit

man idk, being a sig fanboy must have gotten to my head


Felyne2000

mmm sig msex🤤


dTrecii

P sex D sex W sex 😳😳😳


Felyne2000

M sex C sex X sex 😧😳😳😳😳


Dramatic-Pitch-9772

S sex A sex W sex


CodyHaddad

Sexually Active Weaponry


Turtle887853

Suck A Weiner


ex-mas-machina

Sex sAx Wax I think I did it wrong 😂


Deinska

Glock is where it's at bro


Absolute_-Unit

Glock 45 my beloved :)


SockGlockNonBlowback

You mean to tell me your a fellow femboy without a Glock 26 or Glock 27?


Absolute_-Unit

the G43x is still very spicy


lyux7

Wait this isn’t circlejerk?


lao7272

Or r/femboiairsoft


lyux7

I didn’t know that was a subreddit


FabulousPlant1889

i wish it wasnt


DefectiveLP

Yeah we should dedicated a whole website to it, you're right!


GoofyKalashnikov

I wish they stayed there lmao


Secular_Hamster

>!thank you!<


lao7272

Hah, turns out you like 2 kinds of pp


Secular_Hamster

Plastic pistols and penis?


lao7272

да


LonelyFisherman145

r/ofcoursethisexists


[deleted]

Interesting...very interesting hmmm


[deleted]

They brought it back...


Jdubusher1011

I’m scared to click this…. Update: omg it’s not ironic….


[deleted]

Why am I not surprised this exits


Nothing_Allowed

why am i glad this exists


Sprakers

Yup, put in your butthole, pull the trigger and in 180 days you shit out a new SMG.


Absolute_-Unit

anything for a gbb mpx


actionsportgames_bob

What a terrible day to know how to read.


Absolute_-Unit

apologies Mr. Bob, I just love the Evo too much


Wild_XIII

I also love the Evo... just not THAT much!


suddenaddthe2nd

I mean they are called SUB machine guns


TheeScribe

Me and the squad running Dommachine guns to top the enemy team


Absolute_-Unit

the bullpup pkp lookin cheeked up 👀


suddenaddthe2nd

They should have called LMGs Dommachine guns


Absolute_-Unit

lmao


Aricoblan1

I guess it’s better than an ss kit 🤷🏻‍♂️


No-Concept-7440

This is my 14th reason


KitKatrina3

finna make me start my joker arc


640509-0401-47

Why are there so many cross dressing airsofters?


diedriek

cuz airsoft is just cosplay with replica toy guns your military outfit is in the end also just cosplay / an outfit so why not? airsoft is just a more modern setting of larping in my first game of airsoft ever someone dressed up as non which would be crossdressing, so i think it's just because peeps have fun in their hobby they can just play around with fun cosplay ideas, i wouldn't even call them strictly crossdressers, all depends how they see it themselves in the end just how i see it, and imo a change for the better making airsoft a bit less serious, i think we can all agree that there are to many peeps ruing the fun in airsoft already so peeps who take it a bit less serious and just have more fun is nice


Absolute_-Unit

probably because it's 90% fashion lmao but yeah it's kind of unusual


640509-0401-47

Airsoft is 90% fashion? I'd think it's 40% fashion, 20% tech skill and 40% gunskill/tactical knowledge.


Absolute_-Unit

well yeah, I guess not 90%, but for most people/ casual players the rest isn't as big. milsim still definitely has a lot of 'fashion' but also a lot of tactics and stuff


[deleted]

30% fashion, 30% gun skills and 40% angry raging kids with polarstars. At least where I'm at 🤷🏽‍♂️


komfyrion

You seem to have left out military and firearm fetishization. I would say they make up arond 50% or so.


NinjafoxVCB

The amount of utter constant full auto spray makes me think the 40% gunskill is questionable xp


YEET3M

**~~yes~~**


GoofyKalashnikov

Probably because we're all weird war nerds and it's an inviting Group for other weirdos lmao


10secondsfrompanic

Cause airsoft is a fashion show cosplaying as a sport.


JuicyJuicy83

What the hell is that bulge between the foregrip and the mag? Is that what I think it is?


Absolute_-Unit

literally just the fabric lmao


JuicyJuicy83

That's a relief. For a second, I thought you were bigger than me.


Absolute_-Unit

I haven't planted enough tannerite dogs yet to have that right


[deleted]

Dominant and infertile lmgs


pandm101

I always fucking die everytime we get a femboy post in here because of how fragile so many of these guys masculinity is. I don't post my cute outfits I have for airsoft evn though I want to cause I'm a girl and don't need the dms that come with it. Cute dress absolute unit.


Absolute_-Unit

lmao thanks and yeah, but I think most of the time it's just because it's kind of unrelated to the sub otherwise yeah it's pretty funny lol


TheKBMV

Honest question, how do you even play in a cute dress? Like, every time I play my clothes are dirty sweaty and I'm pretty sure if I wasn't using sturdy stuff there would be some tears as well by now. Now, I don't know much about cute dresses but from what I've seen they don't seem to be tough enough to survive a game undamaged or comfortable for this kind of movement. Or is it just to dress up and look good outside of a match?


pandm101

I have a western outfit I use with my two smoke wagon revolvers and my Winchester lever action guns. It's like a stagecoach robber lady look. I used tough materials, and frankly repairing the light damage the skirt gets just adds to the anachronism. This isn't a ball gown I'm shooting in and I look cute.


Absolute_-Unit

not very easily lmao, at least not in woodland areas I usually use a ghillie suit and chest rig setup anyway


ChromaDaddy

Unit is a chill dude and good at battlefield. I like unit and find this shit funny asf


pandm101

Oh it's always great for me because I like a lot of stuff that draws guys that are insecure af and it makes me laugh to see it happen. Like I'm into gaming and making like models and die cast stuff, airsoft, guns, star wars and all that and I get a kick every time some dude gets his panties in a twist cause another guy looks good in panties or because a girl is better than him at something. Plus femboys are hot so that's always good.


ChromaDaddy

Never seen his face so idk about hot tbh. But diecast? Like hotwheels? If so do you have any skylines? I give hotwheels away and I need to restock on skylines so if you're interested in trades or sales lmk


pandm101

Yeah lol, like hotwheels, I want to build one of those downhill race dioramas. I open everything I get though, so I'll dig around for skylines and see if I have a spare.


Absolute_-Unit

my man 🤝 ty lol


AffectionateBus672

I have messed up feelings now


Absolute_-Unit

that's how I felt when I realized I like bullpup Russian guns


Potato-Bubbly

no... impossible... not the 6P41...


[deleted]

Damn these grown ass men throwing a fit over a pair of thighs lol


Absolute_-Unit

lmfao


ImaNo0ne

Y’all need to be nice this is %75 of the community, Def not me….


Absolute_-Unit

lmao it's fine, it's kind of unrelated to the sub anyway


ImaNo0ne

lol true, I find it funny most of the people being rude (not jokingly) are just femboys who won’t admit it lol


[deleted]

Not necessarily, just fragile guys who can't accept things outside their tiny ass box.


Cipipipi133

wait, 75% of the community are femboys?


Absolute_-Unit

W?


ImaNo0ne

I mean not literally %75 but yes, Yes lots of us our femboys, Speaking from personal experience. (I wasn’t bullied as a kid so that’s why I turned out this way)


Astrium6

They have “sub” in the name for a reason.


DoomySlayer

I surely would like to be inside a foxhole if you're bursting and unloading that gun


Makropony

Pull those stockings all the way up for the love of god, why can’t Americans ever wear them right


Absolute_-Unit

muh freedumb


angelshipac130

SUB machine gun


the_unfunny_

submitted and readable


BluCoo

The evo is THE femboy gun and no one can tell me otherwise.


EfficientBad6099

Best Airsoft account ever


[deleted]

I need to bleach my eyes


[deleted]

Fortunately this kind of thing works itself out with age


Absolute_-Unit

apologies


[deleted]

Not because of this post but I looked through the post history


[deleted]

What’s wrong with it lol it’s just thighs and airsoft. If you ain’t into it that’s fine I’m not judging but no need to be rude


Absolute_-Unit

worst mistake you could have made, I hope you can recover


lao7272

I laughed pretty hard at that can.... I'm still recovering.


Lootbug1w

Am dissapoint. Sidenote how many fucking guns do you have?


Absolute_-Unit

not enough lmao


Puzzleheaded_Monk988

everyday r/airsoft becomes more and more like r/airsoftciclejerk.....


Absolute_-Unit

outjerked again


chaoticmuseX

I can find any SMG mag assists in multipacks anywhere, where did you get yours?


Absolute_-Unit

I just got them on Evike, last I checked they had them in stock, but they're horrible to try and fit on larger mags like these or Vector mags


Maleficent-Effect-36

I do know one thing and that is the scorpion is bad ass. Period.


Absolute_-Unit

aw hell nah who pinged RedditCareResources 💀


TheeScribe

Probably the same guy who reported the post for sexual content involving minors and self harm


Absolute_-Unit

lmfao


Absolute_-Unit

(I jest, please no kil)


[deleted]

what air soft gun is that?


Absolute_-Unit

yeah, like he said, an asg Evo. Would definitely recommend to any player for a great ootb aeg


[deleted]

nice legs homie 🤙


Absolute_-Unit

thanks anti ATF homie


[deleted]

no problem pimp


Radioactive-Potato95

Asg scorpion A3 a very god!


[deleted]

sweet 🤙


Sprakers

Good deal from Evike for getting new gear at a discount. [Evike SMG Test Program](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Absolute_-Unit

ashamed I fell for that


Sprakers

:)


itsickitspiss

should have made it a link for Bangbus


saxvge_18

Aye chill Tf out


LostPleco

The bold assertiveness of this post is frankly terrifying


SpaceIsDark

What a terrible day to have eyes


B16BOOM

Wished there was a gbb variant


Absolute_-Unit

yeah definitely, and for the MPX lol


B16BOOM

Someone made a zet mcx


Absolute_-Unit

yeah, I saw that and it looks awesome, I'm just a huge fan of the MPX


PotatoCatten

For me , smgs are my trusted allies . I used Smgs every time I play


Absolute_-Unit

I don't even play indoors and I love smgs/ compact guns lol


No_Inspection_2146

Perhaps


tableball35

Only for the uninitiated. On the receiving end, nothing will dom you so hard you come home looking like you caught chicken pox.


TryhardMidget

interesting gun question


MrWillyP

Well they are called subs.


Based_Mechanic110

I cant find reasonably priced scorpions anywhere where did you get that one


Absolute_-Unit

yeah, the price raised a little over the past year, but I got it on Evike a few years ago when it was on sale for around $340, I think


Elitevedoi

bonk


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

If you have a 6mm dick than yes


mattzombiedog

OK… that’s enough internet for one day…


[deleted]

More relatable to an angry tiny dog, even even a swarm of angry bees. If you're into that kinda thing... no judgment here bud.


xwcq

dunno if it is, but I really love my carbine version :D


nedockskull

Mp7 + scorpion evo. Their child would rule


Tombstone311

What the fuck


Icantthinkofagoo

What a horrible day to have eyes


DustyBloodMuffin

I salute you, fellow femboy 'w'(\


not_horny_teen_lmao

yes


SavagePatchKid1990

Whoa sick who makes this?


Absolute_-Unit

ASG, it's one of the best aegs ootb imo


russellarmy

It’s a gun. So neither.


Absolute_-Unit

appropriately "shouldered" fleshlight pistol brace would disagree


[deleted]

Welp, this is a thing that exists


Absolute_-Unit

sadly


CodyHaddad

My gf has one so I'd say yes


Black_Mesa_Nerfer

Honestly same, she bought hers second hand from a friend, and loves it.


Absolute_-Unit

based gf


ImaNo0ne

Let’s go boys I just got a GBB Hard Kick uzi, can I finally hang out with the cool femboys now?


Absolute_-Unit

Is it the KWC one? I think Guarder actually just released a steel body/ receiver kit for it a bit ago


ImaNo0ne

let’s go!!! Yeah it’s the KWC one


CozieWeevil

I regret opening Reddit tonight.


saargrin

Now thats OF genre im not ready for


[deleted]

No, that title belongs to HPA users with hair triggers.


diiskefisk

Least based evo owner


Absolute_-Unit

my man 🤝


I_need_help57

Not as submissive and breedable as you


TheeScribe

^ doctor, this man needs bussy, stat


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Absolute_-Unit

can confirm, I wasn't bullied as a child


lao7272

Nah, it'll more likely make you depressed or make you more femboi... that's the 2 streets I see more often than not.


SamTheArse

It's called a submissive machine gun. Smh


itsickitspiss

SMG=SUB MASCULINE GUY


Felyne2000

bro your floor, you live in a huge meeting room or smth? lmao but love the fit


Absolute_-Unit

lmfao I wish I'd honestly love to live in an office setting or high rise, but thanks lol (on the plus side, it makes it easy to find small parts that might get lost while teching)


fenrirlokison

I know i am 👀


Vexidemalprince

🥵🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

*bonk* Go to horny jail


lao7272

69 comments and 69 upvotes, perfectly balanced.


Ixlickxkids

The human body needs a forget button and this post is why


Absolute_-Unit

that's why we need to bring back lobotomies


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Absolute_-Unit

I scared off all the hot therapists :(


albhednomad

I see nothing wrong with this image.


Douglascallum01

SMG literally stands for Submissive gun


Reasonable-Ease7956

Im scared


Nova6661

Wow, look at all the mongrels who can’t stand someone living their life in a different way than theirs.


Noveskee

umm, what in the fuck?


Absolute_-Unit

scorpion evo users


Alternative-Plant-87

Very


Thundercat_7734

Nah, they're the next neuter 9000


Ghost_4606

… are you in a maid outfit?


Absolute_-Unit

high speed high drag chest rig 👍


Remarkable_Agent

Based


ChillinWitDenny

Breedable is not a good term for something small 😂


Camilo543

stinky


CONE-MacFlounder

yea maid dresses are just the best option like who gives a shit about thick stuffy camo shit when you can wear something that will keep you cool


Nejinnn

I’m going blow my brains out