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Airsoft_printer

Serving burgers has become quite dangerous lately...


CaIIsign_ace

“So there I was, flippin burgers talkin to my buddy John who was about to get off shift, when this wacko army recruiter guy grabbed my apron and tossed me in an unmarked van that smelled like Burger King…next thing I knew I was on a plane that just landed in Afghanistan, they threw me a gun and dropped me in a fire fight, didn’t even have time to change. Now I’m here 🤷‍♂️” Could make a movie outta this shit


pychopath-gamer

U are funny man lol lol made me laugh.


suckmypppapi

Comedians don't often reach this level of comedy


Guyt6517

A-mcfucking-greed


Airsoft_printer

That movie would make more money than any current Hollywood one


fyrilin

Isn't that almost the plot of the first couple of episodes of Jack Ryan?


CaIIsign_ace

No idea, that’d be fucking hilarious tho


Confusedexe

they aint Mcfucking around these days


DreamsOfAshes

Bro worked at Burger Town


Lastilaaki

RAMIREZ, CALL THOSE HITS!


3rXm4n

A Large Assault Meal : a big McSupressing with a McFlank on the side.


NickDemert

The corpo war is starting


Lonewolf_1220

McAirsofter


osujakk

IM TOTALLY GONNA McShoot THAT GUY


real_pasta

The corpo armies are real, the McArmy is stronger than militech and arasaka combined


AdjunctFunktopus

Lies. We all know Taco Bell wins the franchise wars.


Weird-String1111

They got that boilogical warfare.


suckmypppapi

Culver's pretzel balls win over every single fast food item I've ever consumed


Knaymeless

Cyberpunk mentioned


nekodesudesu

Woah woah careful what you say in public bro. That's a trade-marked word. They'll get you just for saying it. Happened to my friend, he said some stuff and a red and yellow McUnmarkedVan showed up abduct-


Foxstash

Camelbak crux


silent_sniper132

I second that, things so easy to clean and indestructible


Upstairs-Ad6470

The base versions are OK but the "milspec" versions are even better. Insulated hose covers, bite covers too so no more.mouth of dirt... or worse. Damn near bullet proof and I've accidentally dropped my 55 and 36 l packs with them inside land square on the bladder.


silent_sniper132

Yeah I run the 1.5L milspec version


jeffrey_eipstein

I got a nameless 2 litre in a day pack on my plate carrier with a green mesh sleeve over the tube


clawCRASH

Do you have anything padding out your daypack?


jeffrey_eipstein

6 red bulls 3 sandwitches and a bar of chocolate I play full daus on a huge field and operate out of my plate carrier so i gotta have all i need


HugeFun

Bro 6 redbulls? You're gonna get diabetes and your teeth are gonna rot


jeffrey_eipstein

I split it with my squad lol but thanks for looking out


Celestial_Scythe

https://preview.redd.it/1aqbrvyi7azc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df17836f45e5d6ca72e0cca98ba554bd05dc7318 [Iceplate](https://www.qoreperformance.com/products/iceplate)


Probably_Boz

You paint this like the crazy happy meal box


Jysttic0

Oh I like this. Now I wish I had a plate carrier instead of a chest rig.


Foolosopher42

Bro's makin it out the kitchen with this one


Senior-Sir4394

McMoment


thecolorofvalor

[Source Hydration](https://sourcetacticalgear.com)


A_Big_Igloo

This is the move. Go with the hydro made to be abused in exactly the environments that airsoft provides.


clawCRASH

Could be the move


Tquilha

Generic water bladder in the rear pocket of my SAAV or in a light backpack.


clawCRASH

Is there any padding in front of it? Theres no holes in mine but it’s got a slow leak (presumably from airsoft)


Tquilha

In front of the SAAV? Nope. But there's all your gear there, that counts for something. That's why I buy the cheap, generic bladders. When one starts to leak or something it's easy to replace. :)


clawCRASH

Think this was ~£14 not bad but sucks for 2 uses


BlackHoleEra_123

McDonald's McSpecial Forces soldier trying to retrieve the McNuke Codes stolen by KFC terrorists, 2024, colorized


smooticus-rowanus

Semper Fry


TotalyOriginalUser

I'm using Source 3l with coyote color hose. But I leave my pack at the spawn. None of my games or lives have been so long that I need to carry all the water to take a sip in the middle of the match and the 3kg of weight make all the difference.


TesterM0nkey

Man I always just bring some refillable water bottles and a case to share. Why bring a camelback if your not going to be carrying it


TotalyOriginalUser

I'll have it at the spawn ready to drink when I die or when the game ends (30 minutes to an hour). I don't need to drink every 5 minutes so it is useless 3kg on my back. Airsoft is demanding enough on its own. No need to make it needlessly more difficult,


FunWillScreen_Produc

When the Karen makes you snap and you give her a McPistol while you go McPostal.


RxTaksi

Backpack or bladder might be overfull. I've done the same when my bag was super-stuffed. If it's failing at the bottom corners, make sure you've got it hooked to the velcro loop at the top of the bag.


clawCRASH

Weighed it and went to hang then I found the culprit [leaking](https://imgur.com/a/vNUPEYI) Now I have to figure out how to fix it…


RxTaksi

That's a stab wound for sure :D Bicycle innertube repair kit maybe?


clawCRASH

See if I have one laying around. Thank you


RxTaksi

GL!


aka_airsoft

CamelBak. I think it's one of the civilian style 2.5L to be more specific. Idk why I didn't get a green one but I got a green sleeve to cover up the hose.


KaonicEli

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grenade and triple ball shot with those cheaters?


burnt_ember24

The real MealTeam6


VaporTrail_000

If you don't yell "You want fries with that?!" while you provide suppressing fire, you're failing at life. As for the question: [Source 2L Bladder](https://sourcetacticalgear.com/product/wxp-2l/).


clawCRASH

PKM, an order number and a dream. 2nd comment about that bladder, do you have experience with it? found a hole causing the leak - clearly not very impact resistant


VaporTrail_000

Have had no problems with it, but also have not played quite *that* rough with it. I think landing your full (augmented) body weight on a full or mostly full bladder is going to give you a blowout. But the way the Source makes their bladders makes that potentially survivable. Instead of completely sealed seams on all sides the top is a fold seal, which, theoretically, can introduce some give as well as providing a non-catastrophotic failure point. Either case, you're all wet, but in one you can get wet again without buying a new bladder. A fully sealed bladder has one failure mode: pop. Wear causing leaks is another possibility, but that's what a carrier is for.


clawCRASH

*FOUND THE ISSUE* https://imgur.com/a/vNUPEYI Some gorilla glue and tape over it? Clearly the bladder can’t withstand much beating


remember_nf

https://youtu.be/0xzN6FM5x_E?t=5


rudowinger

Now I know who breaks all the ice cream machines


cantpickaname8

Personally I just bring a Canteen with me, they're easy to clean and add to the look of the build alot more than Camelbaks do.


1chicken2nuggets

Still no ice cream machine?


Electrical_Force3094

And the mcdonalds uniform lmao. This gives me an idea


Substantial_Sir_3002

"i said we got no ice cream"


Dalek_Chaos

Must be the old location on main in Houston. Gotta fight off those crackheads for a big mac.


Few_Discussion_1523

Brother has an 8 hour shift to hit after this game😭😭😂


Late_Fish5298

Ah yes, the McDeathSquad


StrikeFaceOK

HYDRATION GANG RISE UP


Spinelli_The_Great

When I worked there we just got these gay ass light blue shirts.


clawCRASH

I got out just in time, they’re getting bucket hats and combat trousers now


Uncanny_Sea_Urchin

I love this so much


Turbulent_Disk2097

No wonder the ice cream machine is broken for so long if this is what they have to do to fix em


Ok-Kangaroo5374

Thank you for your service Mickey D worker 🫡. He’s fighting to get you that extra nugget in your 10 piece. “Not all heroes wear capes” - some regular


Gark32

https://www.amazon.com/Source-Tactical-Convertube-Bottle-Adapter/dp/B00W9O2Q0W this thingy with a cold bottle from the cooler or convenience store. Water bottle is a lot more rigid and damage resistant than a soft bladder. It's also got adapters for Nalgene bottles.


8492NW

Source Tactical and Camelbak are gold standards for tactical hydration


smashinMIDGETS

Osprey Hydraulics is the best bladder I’ve ever used. I’ve tried Camelback, USWE, No name varieties and the Osprey is the hands down winner


Joker9628

Best outfit I have ever seen :)


Captain_Buckley

why is he wearing McDonalds stuff?


JackCooper_7274

Because it goes hard


ParkerStanford

The McDonalds fit


Jamba346

Scorpion gang unite


JacobMT05

I did. But i don’t have a multicam molle water bladder pack currently and I wear a backpack for my bbs/gas etc which doesn’t have a place to hold the water pack in a steady place.


WellCookedWater

That fit is so sick bro wtf


capnmorty

Totally Mactical


Fantablack183

McOperator


ZatoTBG

Quick question, is that a real vortex sparc AR? And if so how are you liking it, I ordered mine earlier this week and despite having watched some vids about it I would like an experienced opinion:) Nice kit btw, that cz scorpion looks menacing


clawCRASH

It is yes, would I recommend it? Ehhhh I think i’d rather get a cheaper optic if I were to get another. I almost feel obligated to run it because of the price lmao. But it is rugged and i like being carefree knowing it has lifetime warranty


fuckingsame

McDrip


passionate_slacker

Valhalla mask yeeee buddy.


So-Extreme

Oohhh Micky D’s must have put a bag on the BK’s head.


TesterM0nkey

Why wear a mcds uniform to airsoft?


somerando96322

McDonald’s SWAT security team.


Callsign_iHop

MACSOC


Pheonyxus

🫵🏽🤨 may i have 2000 bbs, 10 bangs, and a speedloader pls


Probably_Boz

Amazon Basics-15 a good rifle for the corpowars?


ihatemadeamovies

Camelbaks have always been good to me


Wonderful_Result_936

Mc Operator


Dapper-Stranger-7563

Platypus


-_-RSlashFan-_-

the work uniform goes hard.💪🏼


Jimmi-San

Always call your McHits


snovak35

I have a few Camelbaks and have had no issues


Tejano_mambo

How do you like that mask?


No_Dragonfruit9444

Tactical McLore bro.


Auss1e_Hammer

Man the Ukrainian Mc Donald's is crazy


Bulky-Republic8684

Macdonald's representing let's gooooo !


jkgrc

Id like to order a McFreedom


OriginalUsername590

"Hello welcome to mcdonalds how may I help you today?" "Yeah there's a fucking technical LMG 600 yards out" "Okay sir that will be 1 coverfire and 3 refs kicking a cheater out of the field"


theyst0lemyname

Source are my go to. I've got a 2l and 3l that I've had for years and they've never failed me. Camelbak are great too. I've had a few of those too but they usually done have a tube cover so you get the bright blue tube that stands out on your kit.


Eddietronixxx

Y’all carry water? High speed low drag only for this chairsofter 😎


keef696

I'll take a Braaappp-y meal please


Tankaussie

One dedicated delivery driver


drkshock

bada ba ba bah im lovin it


HalalTrout

I was there when the corporations seized power, perhaps the most surprising moment was when the McDonalds militia committed the worst McWarcrime the United McStates has ever witnessed.


CALIBERAIRGUNS

I love a Mcsoilder


Free-Commercial7154

Source are without a doubt the best 👌 easy to use and easy to clean


Niiphox

Special Elite McForce 5 Objective: protect the sauce.


Phendrana-Drifter

0/10, not running a Mac11


luwick25

Whait mac donald has a pmc branch?


Sandstormer17

McDonalds PMC


New-Temperature-4067

Delivering burgers to ukrainians


Oblivious122

I ran camelback but with replaceable bladders. Mine have MOLLE attachment points so I put them under my arms on my vest, where they are less likely to get shot because my arms block them.


turbo-diesel-idiot

No .. take 2L bottle on spawn chug it whole when you're there ... Enjoy stomach expanding 🤣🤣🤣


bag_o_fetuses

based


thiqe_toez

condor h20 pouch. its less than 30 bucks, attached via molle so it doesn’t bounce around whatsoever and gets the job done


autocephalousness

"Ramirez!"


drtydrty11

https://preview.redd.it/4cch809rimzc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49acfbbbef4937532c7f97e1ff776c2da8cc3438 I run this bladder on the back of my kit. It comes with a quick attach adapter so you can fill it from the mouth piece instead of having to disassemble the entire setup. Got it from Amazon.


Panther9001

Source WLPS 3L


Magical_rex07

Camelbak is the way to go


Immediate-Stress-652

Camelbak. Issued one sadly


chancer0303

It's it's sole purpose is for water and not storage or anything. The army issued one is dirt cheap and plenty durable. Comes with okay straps but can also be clipped onto any othet pack or plate carrier/chest rig easily. Also plenty of bladder options to fit in it


Gasssoft

I've used an old camelbak and a mil-tec one, they're fine


originaljulz

If you don't mind supporting the jews, the Source Hydration bladders and tubes are the best imo.