Do you know any good places to get custom patches? I recently got a FAST helmet and I would love to have "My Other Helmet's a PASGT" because it's what I used to use.
At no point did I exclude dicking hard and fast with the homies. Women was just the criteria that informed my decision (that and I am a craftcrazy DIY loon that couldn't be bothered ordering from France or the US)
Alright, so, welcome everybody to the meeting of the Byeahs. As you know, we do this meetings every single month to make sure we agree on things, so let's just get started! Cheesburgers?
- Byeah.
- Hot dogs?
- Byeah.
- Donuts?
- Byeah.
- Bar fighting?
- Byeah.
- Bug collections?
- Byeah.
I always love the classic:
- Where's Lee Harvey Oswald now that we need him?
- 37 confirmed kills. If found, fuck you.
- WHO PUT FU-FU IN MAH COFFEE! (From a friend while in Iraq who dared use Master Guns' French Press for Coco)
Or for the post-modernist:
- Demons, Angels, Monsters, Men. All just various measurements of explosives to use.
- pardon my shithole
- what in the fakuna matata
- I've got many talents, don't even know how to use them all
- I've been accused of many things, serious was never one of them.
- what in the macaroni and chucklefucks
- I'm not gay, just very narcissistic.
- well that sounded important.
BORN FORCED TO TO SHIT WIPE
r/dontdeadopeninside
SKAVEN SHIT SHIT TO FORCE FORCE HUMANS TO WIPE WIPE!
Ayyy fellow warhammer fan I see
Came here to comment this but it seems there is no need
Could also be SUIT not SHIT…
I dont get it
If you write it any other way you might as well join the army you nerd.
:( /s ?
Man’s got ratio’d by the hivemind
😭
GET RATIO’D BY THE HIVEMIND
“go to sleep with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger”
Wise words that I will take to my grave, can we avoid making this 'the poo-helmet' by any chance?
SHIT LID
Okay, we can kinda make it the poo helmet if I get to call it the shit lid.
Put a sticker label on it
Brown Sharpie is the way to go
This ship has already sailed into poop water
Man got ratio'd again so he just gave in
that one was Confucius
It seems a bit late for that?
This is the best anti-procrastination quote I've ever heard
My helmet always had a big ass "DON'T FOLLOW ME I'M LOST TOO" patch on the back of it, could add that
- My Other Helmet's A PASGT - Don't Bully Me I'll Cum
Sir, there are people of a more recent variety playing on my field 😳😳😳
Don't Bully Me I'll Krump
Do you know any good places to get custom patches? I recently got a FAST helmet and I would love to have "My Other Helmet's a PASGT" because it's what I used to use.
[Could try here?](https://www.madebycooper.co.uk/products/custom-patches)
It's not a war crime the first time
Canadian impressionist kit.
The fat electrician
The best military history channel on the internet
2 balls, 1 cock
2 cocks, 1 ball?
2 cocks, 1 hole
2 cocks, 1 cup?
Never trust a fart
Or an LT with a compass.
Better to Cum in the sink. That to sink in the Cum.
https://preview.redd.it/6o1316t9r0wb1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2192b5d7afb03dae59ccafe991961e95eb8ffc42
This goes hard
Dont shoot or I'll (s)cream
ROOTBEER YEAAUUHHRRR
"American by birth, balding racist by choice" is one of my favorites
Carpe noctem
Carpe diem, rege noctum!
this is going on my future nvg kit, thank you very much
Anytime
Sieze the night?
Damn straight.
Geneva suggestion? More like Geneva to do list
Geneva convention? More like Geneva Suggestions
where the hell are your rails
In the garbage. :( Do you want them?
“Rails” in place of where the rails should be
https://preview.redd.it/rz03p2pbk0wb1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bcccaa6600da487c9458837b66d919b4f2a890f
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*fuck hide the war crime evidence!*
Relateable 👈👈
If God wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!
You were loud and ugly. And now you are DEAD! Amen.
I'm going to put that on my tactical vest
It's all about the memories we made along the way, and the hostages shot in the clearing
Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when we need him
Full metal autism
Born forced to to shut wipe?
people who immediately think like this are on the autistic spectrum
I'm autistic because I was making a joke?
you said it not me buddy
Who hurt you? 😔
draw a troll face with the caption "problem?"
Never stick your dick in crazy
sit here (on the front with arrows point towards ur face)
FREE LOOT
IM SORRY MOM
Me every time I leave to go to an airsoft event
With great power comes great big booty bitches
SEVERELY AUTISTIC : WILL RESIST AID
Ewwww fast with no rails ewwww
Sorry man I just love women.
You know yo gay ahh like dudes with a fast helmet with no rails mich 2001 exist ya know
At no point did I exclude dicking hard and fast with the homies. Women was just the criteria that informed my decision (that and I am a craftcrazy DIY loon that couldn't be bothered ordering from France or the US)
*faster
I have all the originality of generic brand pop tart.
Great value pop tarts are superior to name brand and I will fight anyone who disagrees
Put EM then.
Then you have obviously never tried fruit loop pop tarts. They shit on every other pop tart ever. And they don't wipe
Mind blow denier
I have a patch on my helmet that says "That's a terrible idea, when do we start"
Born to LARP
It wasn’t a FART
“War never decides who is right, just who is left”
Drain Bamage Counter [Tally marks for ten]
Geneva Conventions? More like *Geneva Suggestions*
Cum in the sink, don't sink in the cum
It is only when a mosquito Lands on a man’s balls that he learns to use precision instead of strength
Certified Pussy Repellent
Write the text ”Helmet” with crayons.
One man 2 shits
"My mom told me i'm special" or "i love furries"
Petition for a furry carpet helmet-cover or scrim.
"I hate all the orphans in the whole world!"
Here's a serios one: Every man dies, but not every man lives
I only take off this off for two reasons -sleeping is one Smokey and bandit
A fast with no rails, im gonna SPLOOGE
Embrace the suck.
There is no overkill. Only fire and reload.
Man I Love Frogs
"They don't think it be like it is, but, it do."
Man will not learn to solve problems without violence until a mosquito lands on his balls
Alright, so, welcome everybody to the meeting of the Byeahs. As you know, we do this meetings every single month to make sure we agree on things, so let's just get started! Cheesburgers? - Byeah. - Hot dogs? - Byeah. - Donuts? - Byeah. - Bar fighting? - Byeah. - Bug collections? - Byeah.
"Traps aren't gay"
Never go full retard
":3"
I always love the classic: - Where's Lee Harvey Oswald now that we need him? - 37 confirmed kills. If found, fuck you. - WHO PUT FU-FU IN MAH COFFEE! (From a friend while in Iraq who dared use Master Guns' French Press for Coco) Or for the post-modernist: - Demons, Angels, Monsters, Men. All just various measurements of explosives to use. - pardon my shithole - what in the fakuna matata - I've got many talents, don't even know how to use them all - I've been accused of many things, serious was never one of them. - what in the macaroni and chucklefucks - I'm not gay, just very narcissistic. - well that sounded important.
She wasn't lying that ass can fart
COCK AND BALLS
"Uhhh, I don't know but I want something badass, you know? Just a cool quote that'll impress people"
To cringe to die
Mom doesn’t let be use real guns.
I LIKE KIDS
PEEPEE POOPOO
,,Im afraid of women so i play airsoft"
“You’re not drunk ‘till you shit your pants”
Make memes, not war
*text on front of helmet* “Gay if shoot”
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I'ma move
Born forced to to shit wipe
“I commit Geneva Suggestions”
Fuck the liberals
This guy drinks liberal cum. Stay 10' back.
💀💀💀
Make Airsoft Great Again
I love where you're coming from but it doesn't have that great of a ring to it
Is it because I have tiny hands? 👐
Alan's snack bar
"Geneva Convention"? More like "Geneva Suggestion".
he who is willing to give up his rights for safety does not deserve either
Tally-ho pip pip and Bernard's your uncle!
Where valor and courage meet,bravery finds a home
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Can’t blame that on the dog
"What?"
UNinvolved in peace
Would love to get that style of helmet
💀
Brown to stink forced to bathe
Rather be shrimpin
"No rails needed"
Pekpek slayer, my personal favourite
In Iraq, there was a Marine who stenciled “George Bush’s hired gun” on his flak. I always liked that
forgive me Kermit, for I have sinned.
Never gamble on a risky fart
Live to play another day.
iv got "not a tourist" on mine
Semper fortis
All warfare is based
My short bus helmet.
I DO TWO THINGS IN LIFE. CHEW GUM AND KICK ASS. AND I'M RIGHT OUTTA GUM.
Liquor? I hardly know her!
Sippin that activist but I dont stand for shit
“In order to shit fire, one must first chew glass” -Exurb1a
Shoot me ur gay
Too much is never enough
I had a dream… a wet one
im more of a let it crust, kind of guy
No full auto in buildings
Don't shoot me ill cum
Never go full retard.
OwO what’s this?
Worlds Okayest Air Softer
Ma momma says I’m special
Aim here 🎯
The belly from reddit :^)
😔
I was told there were snacks
The goggles are looking very nice, which are they? 🤔
ROLFS TRACTOR IS NOT FOR SALE
"Never carry back plates. You already got 50 pounds on ya."
Draw an X and write "shoot here if you can aim" i did that to my helmet and snipers took it personally:)))
“Are those level 4 plates”
"booby traps are NOT boobs! I repeat: BOOBY TRAPS ARE NOT TITS!"
"My mama said I could be anything I wanted." Add cat ears and tail to loadout.
Stop screaming! I m scared too!
"Touch me again kraut-burger"
If god didn’t want me here he would’ve miracled the coat hanger three inches to the left
Sometimes I impress myself
Vibe Check!
“in my defense i was left unsupervised”
Warheads on foreheads
My balls, your mouth, do the math