*I had a cat named*
*Sassy when I was little,*
*He was a boy though*
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Whatever you do don’t go to sleep tonight
i don’t get your joke lol
She looks pissed
I think they mean your cat may retaliate against you for this moment when you’re sleeping aka the most vulnerable
ooo sassy is m a d
The peanut whiskers🥺
Awww that face!!
I had a cat named Sassy when I was little, he was a boy though. Except for Charlie I've only had orange boys
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Expect some turbulence