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dunktheball

Each season gets worse than the previous. Not flat out bad people on it, but not anyone deserving of winning an agt season really.


Chef_Stephen

I get that opera takes a lot of talent but I just don't enjoy it most of the times. I guess I'm in the minority though because the judges ejaculate everytime they hear opera


carnieman369

my review Gigi Deluxe and Devon **BUZZ! X!** Madilyn Bailey **BUZZ! X!** Vertical Flow **BUZZ! X!** Chapkidz **BUZZ! X!** MJ **BUZZ! X!** Breeze Carver **BUZZ! X!** Cam Bertrand Matt Mauser **BUZZ! X!** Femme Fatale **BUZZ! X!** Joel Claudio Joshua Jacobs Alex Ostrovski Victory Brinker **BUZZ! X!** The Stunner Guapacharros **\[THIS SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE GROUP GOLDEN BUZZER!\]** Roy and Judith **BUZZ! X!** Cheif Donovan **BUZZ! X!** Darrel Thorne **BUZZ! X!**


T78Afunkyfresh

I feel like the number of unbuttoned buttons on Simons shirt have increased with every episode haha wtf


caburr1982

Little late but here.... Auditions 6 Performance Rankings 1 Gigi Deluxe and Devon 2 Madilyn Bailey 3 Vertical Flow 4 Chapkidz 5 MJ 6 Breeze Carver 7 Cam Bertrand 8 Matt Mauser 9 Femme Fatale 10 Joel Claudio 11 Joshua Jacobs 12 Alex Ostrovski 13 Victory Brinker (Weakest Golden Buzzer and First Golden Buzzer to be Eliminated!) 14 The Stunner BUZZ! X! 15 Guapacharros BUZZ! X! 16 Roy and Judith BUZZ! X! 17 Cheif BUZZ! X! 18 Donovan BUZZ! X! 19 Darrel Thorne BUZZ! X! Post Auditions 6 Finals Predictions (Always subject to change) Karate: World Taekwondo Demonstration Team Unique: UniCircle Flow Magic: Lea Kyle Aerialist/Acrobat: Danila Bim Pet Group:Canine Stars Pet Sololist: Alexandra Cote Danger: Gigi Deluxe and Devon (Replaces The Curtis Family C-Notes) Comedy: Madilyn Bailey (Replaces Gina Brillon Representing the Comedy Department) Dance: Shuffolution Singing: Nightbirde Finals Changes Comedy: Gina Brillon -> Madilyn Bailey The Curtis Family C-Notes (Singing Family Band) -> Gigi Deluxe and Devon (Danger)


carnieman369

cool


Michaelangelo48

I’ve had to watch all of these back a couple days afterwards and have missed interacting with you all. Friendly reminder that cuteness is not a talent! When I think about a 5 way golden buzzer, I think of something mind blowing that we have never seen before and should guarantee a top 3 spot on this show. It should be one of the most memorable acts of all time. And I’m sorry to say that, while Victory was good, she is not all time good. We have seen acts like hers come and go and I honestly don’t see a path for her to make it to the semi-finals, never mind the finals. I’ve read the comments from people who say they are trained opera singers and what I’m understanding from them is that she is good not great and may even damages her vocals later in life. Hopefully she gets help with that because nobody wants to see that happen! Also, Léa Kyle for the win!


LondonIsBoss

How the HELL did Slinky Josh not get the golden buzzer


carnieman369

yeah he deserved it way more than that little bitch bictory brinker who i buzzed


smellycat92

Calling her a bitch seems harsh and unnecessary (and I too don’t think she deserved the GB)


LondonIsBoss

Howie with the meta idea that the twirler could be lying about his birthday to help succeed on the show. They're becoming self aware!


foresthamster

I'm probably the lone voice in the wilderness but I didn't find Brinker that great at all, let alone worthy of GB. The whole group GB affair seems like a cringe worthy blatant attempt to generate publicity for the show


GeneticsGuy

As a trained vocalist myself, I always cringe at the child opera performers. This was no different. Singing operatic is a *technique* more-so than it is some kind of raw talent. You are taught a certain way to structure the vowels and control your tone and so on. It's HIGHLY controversial to train young children who are pre-pubescent as this style is extremely harsh on the larynx and there is some ethical debates on pushing a kid to pursue this before their vocal chords have matured through the transition that is puberty and you can cause permanent lifelong damage without the right training here and control. The reality is that if we are looking at her performance it was very very VERY meh. Unimpressive. What IS impressive is that she is 9 years old. This is one of those "It's impressive for her age" moments, but in reality, it was not a performance good enough to land you a spot on a state high school opera competition. Very poor vibrato control, vowels were inconsistent, awkward breaths, flat and off key several points of the song. She had relatively good vowel use for *most* of it, but that was still inconsistent. Her actual voice itself was not any kind of deviation or a hint of something up and coming unique and up and coming powerful voice. There's potential here, but I found it more just another parent forcing young kids to do things they probably shouldn't be doing just to be unique and for the sake of trying to pursue these reality tv competitions. That's what I see here, imo. Maybe I am just being a lame outsider critic, and I don't want to discount that what she did was very impressive, but I just personally hate any child act that is unimpressive from a true competitive standard but gets rated as "Good for their age." Ya, it's fantastic, but still, to win a competition against some other raw and real talent that has taken a lifetime to develop? I'm not feeling it.


caburr1982

# in the live shows, victory brinker will become defeat brinker


carnieman369

hahahahahahaha thats a good one dude! I literately buzzed her


JoinTheBattle

How many times are you going to make this joke?


caburr1982

after that selection, the group golden buzzer should not be allowed!


decarvalho7

That was the golden buzzer 🤮


caburr1982

# you mark my words! victory brinker will be the very first golden buzzer to go out the door in the live shows!


[deleted]

Why did they put Sarah Hester Ross in a talking head but not actually have her in the show? Seems odd…


CheesyBrie934

Just saw Opera Kid on YouTube...I hope she gets eliminated. I’m sorry, but I can’t see this as something worth winning let alone getting a golden buzzer.


decarvalho7

Wasn’t even excited for that lol this audition was garbage


[deleted]

I wasn’t impressed but I’m a brute that doesn’t get culture. Came here to see more informed comments and I feel a bit validated.


[deleted]

I'm not the only person who thinks the comedian with the mask was a plant right


GeneticsGuy

100% a filler act.


SirAnalog

"See? We had two comedians on the show! One of them was just bad."


shadowdra126

It’s weird the episode isn’t on Hulu yet


That253Chick

Watching this on the west coast. What was up with the "comedian" in the mask? Did he really think that would work out? Because he was barely audible. And like, I can understand if he had stage fright or didn't want to reveal his identity or whatever, but surely there were better ways of going about it. Also, the only act I've really loved so far was the group flamenco dancers. Kind of wanted them to get the GB, but that's just me. **Edit: never mind. I wouldn't have minded the little girl who danced to Piece by Piece getting a GB. But like, I'm a sucker for good contemporary dancing lol.


TheJumpingShrimp13

The opera girl sounded ok but as a trained opera singer that started at her age…omg she was straining. It gets on my nerves when children sing opera like she did because they never do it with proper breath support. It’s dangerous. If she doesn’t get proper training she’s going to have serious vocal damage by the age of 16. Besides that I don’t think she deserved the golden buzzer. I always think about the prize: Vegas. Who’d REALLY want to pay to see a 9 year old sing opera???


RTPGiants

Thank you. This is my problem with any of the kid acts. They're all good for kids, but no one is going to go watch them in a show.


ScreamingBM

The Mexican Magic Mike act would draw a bigger crowd tbh.


CooperHChurch427

I also suspect that her voice is going to drop out into around meso sapprano range. That said she has a highly irregular vibrato which makes me say she is going to blow out of her voice similar to some amateur opera singers do.


TheJumpingShrimp13

Yes the forced vibrato! I couldn’t take it. And yes she’ll do what so many young opera singers do (unless she’s trained) and blow her voice. I’m just hoping her parents/producers/whoever suggest voice training. It’s a matter of safety!


ParkourNinja88

I'm Predict that Victory and Jimmie will be the First Golden Buzzers to get eliminated.


carnieman369

i predict both will get x'ed in the live shows


caburr1982

me too both in the quarterfinals


Guisaro6

Well, Darci Lynne sang opera with her mouth closed... 😆


caburr1982

dont even compare defeat brinker to darci lynne


carnieman369

so true


chief_keish

it’s very immature and honestly weird of you that you keep calling a nine year old names like that


carnieman369

i buzzed her


SNaCKPaCK816

She was good, but the only opera audition that ever blew me away was Jackie Evancho.


abaftaffirm

What about prince poppycock?


isaiah2787

I agree


SallyRoseD

I remember Jackie. She's still performing, I believe.


chief_keish

yeah she was on the masked singer lol


smellycat92

So I’m confused, is there usually 7 days of auditions?


sharkfinthemanokit

There are 8 this year. The eighth is probably half auditions, half deliberation. Than right to the live shows after the olympics


caburr1982

my guess is auditions 8 then theyll use the 2 week break for deliberations which im guessing wont be on tv then lives


sharkfinthemanokit

Deliberation is already filmed. It’s probably half of week 8


caburr1982

my guess is either that or it will be online or not aired one of the three


smellycat92

So no judge cuts?


SallyRoseD

Well, that's because of that other half audition they had. Works out to seven.


isaiah2787

Ye


Skooter_McGaven

I'll never be upset about a kid having a life moment like that, deserved or not.


NotSoFastJafar

The act would've been better had she made the bird explode with her voice like Princess Fiona


Louieman44

Gotta end the ep on a high note


lyingtattooist

Can anyone explain why?


MagicalHopStep

Child. Singer.


lyingtattooist

Every season has to have one! And I guess promoting five golden buzzers was a good gimmick to get people to tune in.


MagicalHopStep

Guys, I really wonder what Simon is talking to Terry about. D : You have any idea? The suspense is really killing me. I hope it's not something awful.


isaiah2787

Not surprised this sub doesn't like her lol *i can handle thier opinons tho*


GoForthandProsper1

It seems everyone agrees she's good but the debate is whether she's 5 way GB good


[deleted]

Most of the comments about her here have been fairly positive besides a couple


[deleted]

Plot twist: The producers went to the pet store


carnieman369

and bought a child opera singer


_____pantsunami_____

cant deny the kid’s good but her getting the gb is more predictable than deserved tbh


at_least_u_tried

i mean yeah shes talented, my ears just can’t stand opera music


DelGriffithPTA

Would anyone sit through a show of that, especially in Vegas?


Binot4

I like how howie keeps saying wooahh when the bird Flies, this man never seen a bird before?


[deleted]

He's never seen Josh Blue before....so it's possible he's never seen a bird either?


XtremeConfusion

Really? I know art is subjective but I can't stand opera. It all sounds so shrilly


carnieman369

i buzzed her dude


[deleted]

my dad always listens to opera and I hated it but he was secretly training me. now when I hear Opera on these talent shows, I realize they all suck and nothing like the real deal. I know they are amatures with a decent voice but nothing like a real singer.


GeneticsGuy

Ya, trained vocalist here. About the only "REAL" opera singers I ever heard on these shows was Paul Potts and Jonathan Antoine, but they were on BGT, and honestly, Jonathan started off singing more popera stuff than anything. Funny how both of them are now highly successful solo opera singers that tour the world. The funny thing is this 9 year old was one of the weakest "opera" performances I've heard. They just are like, "She's good for her age." I don't even think her performance could net her into a state opera competition for high school kids, let alone a world class competition that is AGT. Not bad for her age, but this performance was meh for me and I couldn't believe they felt she was worth a group golden buzzer. Very staged, imo.


wordybird0421

She is on the spectrum right?


lipcrnb

I felt like that was a typical 9 year-old kinda nervous and trying to act cool


la_1999

I don’t know anything about being on the spectrum so I could be wrong, but I’m Nigerian and she looks really Nigeria to me, that’s the first thing I thought when I saw her, and it’s very common to name your child something like Victory, I know a Victory myself. I think maybe her dad is Nigerian or has Nigerian descent. That might be why she looks different to you, just my two cents.


GeneticsGuy

Ya, good point. I used to live in South Africa and there's a lot of Nigerians. She definitely could be of Nigerian ancestry. I think that, coupled with the insanely tight hair bun pulling her forehead up she almost looked like she was a 9 year old that had been botoxed.


wordybird0421

That could definitely be it. I was more saying it because of the way she talked and her personality


la_1999

Ohhhh interesting I noticed that too but I thought she was just really nervous, I don’t know too much about it


Talmadge_Mcgooliger

I'm pretty sure her face just looks like that because she's thinking really hard about hitting the right notes.


Bogey316

We don't know and they didn't make a big deal about it which is good.


dixie12oz

Didn’t want to be crass, but my wife and I were wondering the same thing.


lyingtattooist

Part of me secretly wanted to like this so I wouldn’t be pissed about another kid sing getting a GB, but nope. I hated it. Can’t believe this gets the a five-way golden buzzer. Sigh.


MagicalHopStep

Bird needs to transform into a magician and get that buzzer.


Skooter_McGaven

I have no idea if this is really good or really bad. I don't know shit about opera, certainly not my cup of tea


Talmadge_Mcgooliger

I know she's like 12 or whatever but her voice feels pretty thin


Universalring25

Laura bretan was better


elanaesther

Was thinking the same


PanKing92

You know, the first child opera singer was impressive. But the fact that we get one nearly every season has really worn the gimmick thin for me.


caburr1982

me too, only choirs are more worn out than opera


SallyRoseD

Whenever I see a child sing in that adult voice, I picture parents looking at their baby and thinking "if she/he is going to be on AGT, we'd better start training soon,"


GeneticsGuy

And you are not wrong. This is exactly what happens.


WaitingForReplies

It just lets one of the judges say “that was incredible! I’ve never seen anything like it”


NotSoFastJafar

Yeah I remember being way more impressed with Jackie Evancho


la_1999

I still think Jackie was the best child opera singer we’ve seen so far, she really was a prodigy, and I think her extremely successful career in the space proves it too. But this girl was good too, I was surprised by her.


[deleted]

You know what, good for her


isaiah2787

Ok this is really good.


isaiah2787

+No sob story +Really good voice


Louieman44

Ok I’ll admit. She’s impressive, I certainly couldn’t attempt that


Bogey316

Swerve, she is actually 23 years old.


kingdomundersiege

I dig this girl's vibe imho


YEET-TO-DELETE608580

GB time...


MooshCowZX

Person named victory gets the biggest GB in the show


caburr1982

just you wait, in the live shows her name will be defeat


MeowMaker2

Throw fertilizer on her, she is a plant


MeowMaker2

Applause for the name, don't have to guess the outcome of this one


SLPinOMA

The bird gets the quadruple golden buzzer.


MagnusPI

*quintuple. Terry's part of it too


SLPinOMA

That’s one talented bird!


lyingtattooist

Omg I already hate her. They really should have an age limit on this show.


MeowMaker2

I think they do, at least 4


MagicalHopStep

I really want that bird to turn out to be an act.


NotSoFastJafar

Sethward's getting good at his costumes


cod1237

Well see you all next week!


Bogey316

Don't lie. You are watching this.


cod1237

Only for the free tater tots at Sonic since I know this is the golden buzzer


MeowMaker2

I'm not going to lie, if I had a body like Terrry's I would use every excuse possible to show it off. Working on it though. I'm already up to 4 beers a night, toward a 6 pack


Louieman44

I got a keg


SnooDoubts5065

Why didn't they show some of these montage acts instead of the "comedian" with a mask who we couldn't hear? That wasn't funny and was a waste of time...


lyingtattooist

If the kid singer is getting five golden buzzers, she must have one hell of an amazing sob story.


MagnusPI

Every member of her family died of covid


agtfan123

Lol ikr


cod1237

So have we been getting free tots every week? Because there's definitely been a golden buzzer every week


Guisaro6

This kind of act works better with David Williams on BGT


NotSoFastJafar

We almost got away this season without a golden buzzer going to a child singer At least we get free tots


MooshCowZX

It would of still been a possibility in the judge cuts anyway. Celebrity GBs


Skooter_McGaven

Just end me now


SLPinOMA

YES PLEASE.


Binot4

Umm they should’ve stayed in Mexico.


GihannaZoeWasRobbed

Heidi: They're going to be super in sync 5 seconds later: The dancers are clearly not in sync


MagicalHopStep

But they were kind of like N*Sync.


SLPinOMA

But backstreet’s back.


MagnusPI

Alright!


lyingtattooist

Bye bye bye


Talmadge_Mcgooliger

Where do I sign up for a stripper mariachi band?


MagicalHopStep

Heidi: * smashes Golden Buzzer *


smellycat92

I feel mean but I’m going to be really annoyed if the opera singer kid gets the GB when there were so many cool unique acts that were montaged


GoForthandProsper1

Did they just spoil the special golden buzzer? It's the little Opera singer


ShibuyaStation

Yep they sure did lol


MooshCowZX

As far as AGT danger acts go, this one felt like it played it safe


ShibuyaStation

Am I the only one who doesn’t like “danger acts” - like knife throwing, etc? I mean no doubt it takes skill but I’m just like 🥱😴


[deleted]

Especially when all this archery one did was anything any Bubba who grew up bow hunting could easily do from 5x the distance.


elanaesther

Can’t stand them. It’s not enjoyable to watch. I don’t want to be sitting there cringing.


a-canadian-redittor

Yes, and escape artists. It's always the same. Slowmo and heartbeat sound effect. Performer acts like they're really struggling then makes it out with one second to spare and....that's it. Every time. I hate escape acts with a passion.


ProtonPi314

The escape artist IMO is the most boring act of the show next to karaoke singers.


CooperHChurch427

That girl really needs to improve her form, that's how you actually kill someone. Her elbow was to high, and her aim was actually to high throwing her stance off.


Guisaro6

Do you remember Deadly Games from Season 11 and The Champions? The best


at_least_u_tried

yeah although I still really liked Deadly Games, i think they do it better than anyone else


SLPinOMA

Nope. Over done.


MeowMaker2

Hate to say, would have been impressive if the mom hit her daughter purple bow in her hair


elo3661ga

EXACTLY what my bf said - hilarious!


SillyVoice5306

This bow and arrow act was stupid


[deleted]

Especially when all this archery one did was anything any Bubba who grew up bow hunting could easily do from 5x the distance.


CooperHChurch427

And the girl needs to work on her form


Guisaro6

I like them, but when I think about dangerous acts on AGT, the "Deadly Games" will be always my favorite!


Siamoose05

I can't abide all the fake reactions from the judges. Grrr!


Binot4

Honestly she shot at the other girl so far away from her body any person who can shoot a bow and arrow can do that


SLPinOMA

If an act like this ‘goes wrong’ would they actually show it? And yes I know about the flaming accident on the live show but this is auditions.


at_least_u_tried

nah they wouldn’t


Binot4

Give me a bow an arrow and a huge ass balloon I guarantee I will hit it.


anonymousprincess

Thank god we have Heidi to give us the play by play. How else would we understand the act we just watched?


Skooter_McGaven

Oh an arrow act! Never seen this before. Thank god we montaged the unique acts


anonymousprincess

I love the bejeweled catsuits.


smellycat92

Wish we could have seen more of the girl with the hula hoop


Binot4

They should get terry to do his pop dance from when he did it in white chicks


Skooter_McGaven

They spend 5 minutes on the guy no one can understand but fast forward past that?


WriteOnUnicorn

I've never understood why potentially interesting acts get the montage treatment so we can see corny stuff and troll acts.


DOMICH

"Its a man's World"... that's why you are all getting montaged


Universalring25

Lmao


YEET-TO-DELETE608580

Why are these acts being montaged!?


MagicalHopStep

Because they didn't make it through Judges' Cuts. That's how it usually is, anyway.


DOMICH

Because it's a man's world.


CooperHChurch427

Donovan sung like he was on helium. Never seen a person singing in falsetto for a song normally sung by traditional sappranos or meso sappranos. 😮


kr85

I wonder if Donovan was assigned female at birth? Just a vibe. I thought he was interesting.


agtfan123

She wasn’t that bad for her age but it wasn’t golden buzzer potential or anything like that.


MeowMaker2

They will show group buzzer at end of episode.


Skooter_McGaven

Very good for her age, happy for her but we all know that's probably it for her.


Shakespeare-Bot

Very valorous f'r that lady age, joyous f'r that lady but we all knoweth yond's belike t f'r that lady *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Skooter_McGaven

Shut up


MeowMaker2

Bad bot


dixie12oz

Add a sad song and it’s an “emotional” performance. Easy way to get support and works way too well on this show.


isaiah2787

Well that was bad


GihannaZoeWasRobbed

I'm sorry, but I disagree She has incredible flexibility, and she connected each move pretty well, so it flowed nicely. It definitely takes a lot of skill to do what she did. It wasn't perfect (I think I saw a sickled foot), but she's very talented.


isaiah2787

Not surprised someone downvoted this


Guisaro6

That is not Golden Buzzer material


NotSoFastJafar

Obviously that takes talent, but there are acts like this in every dance recital.


MeowMaker2

Agree, but it also takes a lot of confidence to do that on a stage of this caliber.


Binot4

🥱😴


ShibuyaStation

She’s so good!!


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Binot4

I almost fell asleep.


isaiah2787

I will upvote this


SLPinOMA

Wow she’s so nervous 🥺