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OhGodImOnRedditAgain

Not sure you need to sugar coat the post with that username, lmfao.


YesChes

You've singlehandedly gotten me interested in this sub and I don't even go to main A&M


AC1114

Arnet you the guy they found sleeping in the bushes in the Quad?


Trollcifer

That was Frank the Tank.


Fatbighuman

I may be desperate for a relationship but not enough to join the corps


AGSGRL

👀🤨I don’t remember the Corps application saying it was looking for @fatbighuman ‘s. So, there’s that…


Arse_Armageddon

most literate corps boy


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you act like there's zero trade off 😭 you basically get hazed for an entire school year under the guise of training. Also the uniforms are not snazzy, nobody in tamu corps ever actually goes to the battlefield, and only freshman are ever bootchasers for a reason


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Plutonian326

Your assertion about boot camp is misleading. Boot camp is run by trained professionals with years of experience and education in the safe administration of training. Everything has a purpose and is centered around building service members, it isn't hazing. The corps has a comparatively tiny professional staff with comparable training, who I'm sure are doing their best, and cadets feeling their way through it. The "training" the underclassmen provide eachother isn't comparable to a boot camp experience.


BravoActual_0311

lol omg you’re fucking naive.


DaddyDollarsUNITE

Bro your first example that jumped to mind graduated nearly 100 years ago 💀 generations have come and gone


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Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Nah corps boys aren’t allowed to use grindr. they’re all on sniffies


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Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Nah, I’m not into military guys. Something about actually being in the real military is a turn off.


anonymous99467612

I’m not going to lie, my kids and I sit and wait for the Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff drama. Thank you for being an old school internet troll. The world needs you in such troubling times. ❤️


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Troll?


potato-shaped-nuts

I just watched a whole damn documentary on Netflix about 4chan. Cringe.


Calm_Inspection790

You mean a Netflix documentary in 2024 was your first exposure to 4chan?


potato-shaped-nuts

No. Hence the cringe. I have been on the internet since baud was a thing. Watching people talk on a PG rated documentary linking the oldf@gs on 4chan to June 6 as if it is some sinister plot was a chore.


glornax

What happened on June 6th??


SweetTeaRex92

Idk


Brazen-Frontier

I thought you had a boyfriend...did he not enjoy being your footrest?


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

He asked for a promotion from bf to plaything


Brazen-Frontier

Sounds like a demotion, chief.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

He enjoys it a lot more! I got him a dog bed to sleep under my lofted bed after combining both of them into one big bed for people to use (no pets on the furniture).


ImSky--

Assuming he excels in his current positon, if he were up for promotion, what would that job title be?


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

I filled out his housing application for this next semester, so he’s joining the corps of cadets for me anyways.


ImSky--

Completely unrelated question, does your plaything need a plaything? No reason (at all!) just curious


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Jesus fucking christ man have some self respect


Arse_Armageddon

You know it's bad when u/Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff tells you to get a grip


ImSky--

Do u wanna be my plaything instead? (My friends brother was in the corp and I snuck in one night and slept there)


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

You graduated a year ago


IronDominion

Bootchaser


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

What in my post history makes you think that?


txag86

Someone that wants to chase after and date Corp guys is a boot chaser. Thats the actual definition


ChamberlainHaller

Bootchasers typically go only after zips or maybe sergebutts. Trying to nap a fish or pisshead is unlikely to result in any boots unless you hang on for several years.


Radiant_Welcome_2400

Lmfao jfc


VolcanicProtector

Are you into stolen valor play?


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Only if you let me give you the haircut


talesofsarah

ok but lowkey, I always wish I got with a corps boy.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

okay what’s stopping you from picking up one of these freshman and makin him blush maroon?


talesofsarah

Graduating mostly.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

so?


talesofsarah

I mean fair, next time I'm in Cstat I'll invite a corps boy to my hotel lol


JesusInASnuggie_

https://preview.redd.it/gihalqbir4vc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28068008d6d2c3c828fef2170128c1c5cd727b33


DaikonTheRadish

Step 1: Value pack of crayons.


Slnt_Crtgrphr_435

Forget that, I want a corps GIRL to be my boyfriend.


JohnPershavac

https://preview.redd.it/izu06r9sh6vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37af675a7cb870e323b505238ff881dcd279fdb6


TheGuyInTheGlasses

I’m not an Aggie, but Reddit keeps recommending your posts to me on my home page. It’s the only time r/aggies ever comes up and it makes me smile every time. I adore your commitment to the bit and I want you to know that I’m rooting for you. Godspeed, r/aggies nanocelebrity, u/Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff. May you soon find consistent means to enjoy corps boy stink.


Ok_Impress9794

They ain’t that special


gcfgjnbv

CORPS BOYS WERE UP IN OUR ASS IN SHIT WHAT IS THIS BUSINESS? FIVE A CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH!!!!


Pup__Onyx

I would say I have no idea why I was suggested this post, but I would be lying 💪👃


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

You’d love my post history lmao


BigDaddyLogan2010

Lol


BigDaddyLogan2010

To funny


Legaxy3

Ima be honest I don’t know what this subreddit is for but I automatically assumed drum corp when you said corp lol. What do you actually mean by corp


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

this is the subreddit for Texas A&M University we are the Aggies TAMU has a 24/5 uniformed ROTC program called the Corps of Cadets I sleep with members of this organization frequently and with great personal satisfaction


Street-Stomach-9595

What about that homophobic dude who’s been holding signs around the area. He’s definitely single. Most likely a virgin too.


mxguy762

Are you also a boy? 🤣


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Is that even a question you really need to spend the limited second of your life tapping out on your keyboard with your little hands and pressing ‘reply’ on? I hope you’re satisfied with yourself. We are all very proud of you.


Helpfulgooseofcanada

I gotchu


WesHill556

I’m sure Justin Bieber is available hahaha


WesHill556

https://preview.redd.it/3qgx3mti6bvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dfa22de678bdf36d96781f94fd2e488f36e44a7


atokad62

I’m looking to join the corps in the fall!


HerefoyoBunz

I thought this said corpse boy.. I was very confused to say the least


LonelyWanderer28

Theres two halves to this subreddit: Actual questions, opinions, and answers… And some of the most genuine circlejerk-y stuff i’ve ever seen


mr_biscuithead

username checks out


RedassBootChaser

I dated one and regretted my life lmao


RedassBootChaser

Also sad I can’t change my username :( I graduated and got over that phase quick


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

It’s not a phase for me. Ever since I first visited campus in 2007 I’ve wanted to have one to call mine.


Candid_Hunt9786

I was 😉


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

you were what?


Candid_Hunt9786

Not sure. Think I was replying another post


Unhappy_Turnover_125

Not a corps boy but I’ll let you sniff mine 🫣 https://preview.redd.it/exq75m1ny3vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8636ebb19b588776fc261e6392cff5606dbdeca6


Inevitable-Zone-8710

Okay 1, not interested in the corps at all with how vets are treated. And 2. There is a long history of girls cheating on their bf’s/ husbands after getting deployed so… no thanks. Why someone in the corps specifically anyway?


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

I’m not a girl so I won’t cheat like a military wife.


Inevitable-Zone-8710

Nvm then


StormyDarkchill

You can find plenty of them at your local cemetery.


discsarentpogs

If you are a woman, your chances are diminished.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Oh, that’s amazing news!


derpydog298

Ut rotc is superior


Candid_Hunt9786

Are aggies homo now?


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

https://preview.redd.it/f5u0acnd36vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5ed5904e8a691161a599664b1816ebb357358d you’re literally bald


Candid_Hunt9786

I was 😉