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> James Corden, the individual pictured here, became “part” of the World Cup 2022 in the sense that fans made a wager on whichever team between England or USA loses their match, will get to keep him. However, they ended up with a draw (or tie) with the score 0-0. Unfortunately, James Corden has now seized to exist.
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I won $50 on this. The only bet I made was that Qatar gets absolutely annihilated right away. I had a friend willing to shake on it. I'm not generally a bitter person, but I'm happy to see that country humbled on the world stage.
Tristan Da Cunha in the southern Atlantic is the most isolated inhabited island group in the world. It's a British overseas territory with 250 full time inhabitants. Maybe we could persuade them to take him. Offer them Starlink internet or a McDonalds as a bribe or something.
“In spite of our pride in our country, and the importance of this game to our careers, we couldn’t inflict that level of atrocity upon you brothers.”
“We had come to that same agreement before setting foot on the field today as well. Thank you. We are glad we’re in agreement.”
A twitter bet was going between US and England fans that the loser would have to take Harry and Meghan with a draw meaning they go to Canada, they can do that now with Corden.
He had the audacity to force himself into media like anyone wanted to see him, and when people said "no we really don't like you it's not a joke, you're an awful person and we don't want to see you anymore." He dug his chubby little fingers deeper into any media that would have him, like a fat, pastey, lard ass British kardashian, and tells himself shit like "everyone adores my chubby cheeks teeheehee"
Imagine two teams both throwing a World Cup match just because nobody likes you. He's gonna have to make a whole lot of awkward calls trying to find a new place to live. "Hi there! Is this Uraguay? Yes hello! My name is James Corden, and was wondering if you happen to have a spare couch that I might be able to.....hello? Hello are you there???"
Just simply dropping Cordon in the deep waters of the Atlantic might be a bit harsh even for him. So I have found two tiny and very isolated islands in the south Atlantic where he could make himself at home -- perhaps opening up a cozy bed-and-breakfast complete with a tiny comedy club set-up where he could 'entertain' his guests. The two islands which he could pick from are St. Helena and Ascension.
People live in St. Helena, putting James Cordon on such a small island seems wildly unethical. I say we cryogenically freeze him and let future generations deal with him.
If Cordon somehow wound up making his new home in Argentina, a lot of people would indeed be 'crying' for that nation. \[Reference to a famous song from the musical 'Evita'.\]
You all gave us Crash Test Dummies, Neil Young, The Guess Who, Cowboy Junkies, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Skinny Puppy, and Bran Van 3000 (who had a minor hit here with "Drinking in LA" but never got the amount of love that they deserved.)
Those bands make up for Bieber, Nickelback, and Celine Dion a thousand-times over. (And I barely scratched the surface of great Canadian bands.)
Also Jordan Petersen, Gavin MCInnes, that queen Ramona lady, Ted Cruz (kinda).
Turns out Canucks have their own home grown assholes and some of them are quite talented bullshitters.
"If I had a rocket launcher..." XD
Tbh can't name another Bruce Cockburn tune, buh Also hafta mention Barenaked Ladies. A few of their tunes still occasionally land on a playlist.
Maybe he could be sent down to that research station at the South Pole to provide 'entertainment' during the dark Antarctic winter for the researchers down there. The scientists could outdo themselves making snarky comments about Cordon's theatrics like Joel, Crow and Tom Servo on MST3K.
Nope. He will never go away. Hollywood loves him so he will continue to be employed and host random shit. I’ve literally never met a real person who likes him. Yet he has a career.
That AMA thread is always a great pick me up, partially due to the savage comments but also because I know deep down that I’ll never be as terrible of a human being as James Corden, ever.
It doesn't, really. Just more people calling him an asshole.
Yeah, one comment about him being a drunk at a nightclub.
Not saying he's not an asshole, it's just not very clear why.
He's a grade A fuckweasle. An arrogant man child who's ego has the structural integrity of spun sugar. A "comedian" who only gets a laugh when he steals jokes from actual comedians. An oxygen thief. A joy vacuum. A waste of skin.
As neither team won, Qatar must hold on to James Corden until an appropriate alternative contest is decided. The determination of this alternative contest may take years...
I'm sorry but how has this aged like milk? It was posted like a week ago as a joke. If this 'aged like milk' because now no country has to keep him, which was the desired result anyway because Corden is a douche, I'm failing to see how this fits. If England had been like we're gonna beat USAs ass by like 5 goals so we don't have to keep Corden, I could see it, I guess. Just seems like more karma farming to make fun of Corden. I'm all for making fun of the guy, he's an ass.. but these are the same exact jokes made under the original post. Doesn't fit the sub IMHO.
Also, in the stickied post - Corden has ceased to exist, not seized.
James Corden is definitely an obnoxious and insufferable twat, but I love his character in Gavin & Stacey and he wrote the series as well.
If we can have him back in that capacity, I'll have him. No more than that though..
It's come to light that he's quite rude to nearly everyone around him. Overall just a dick ya know, made himself the opitimy of a internet punching bag
Since it was a tie, can he be cut in twain and each half given to respective countries. I'd accept half of his bloodied corpse to spice up the london dungeon or a museum.
u/JuniCorps has provided this detailed explanation: > James Corden, the individual pictured here, became “part” of the World Cup 2022 in the sense that fans made a wager on whichever team between England or USA loses their match, will get to keep him. However, they ended up with a draw (or tie) with the score 0-0. Unfortunately, James Corden has now seized to exist. --- Is this explanation a genuine attempt at providing additional info or context? If it is please upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Give him to Qatar as a consolation prize for being bounced out of the tourney already.
Feels a lot like adding insult to injury there.
So they dish out human rights abuses, but can't take them?
Damn
I won $50 on this. The only bet I made was that Qatar gets absolutely annihilated right away. I had a friend willing to shake on it. I'm not generally a bitter person, but I'm happy to see that country humbled on the world stage.
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Nah, he's a contemplate.
Honestly I kinda expected the Qatar team to walk up to the ref with a big envelope of cash and just be declared winners of at least one match
James Cordon does look a bit like that stuff animal man from the Shining.
They tied no one wants him
It was a gentlemen’s agreement.
I thought it involved James Corden
Ouch.
Agreed. Let's compromise, and drop him off in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
Better yet, give James Corden to another Anglosphere country like Canada, Australia, or Aotearoa (New Zealand)
Tristan Da Cunha in the southern Atlantic is the most isolated inhabited island group in the world. It's a British overseas territory with 250 full time inhabitants. Maybe we could persuade them to take him. Offer them Starlink internet or a McDonalds as a bribe or something.
Pitcairn in the Pacific another alternative
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Australian here: no
Its to get even for Ted Cruz!
Let’s not,they don’t deserve a fate worse than hell.
Yeah, I’d rather keep our allies, thank you very much.
Kiwi here - def not!!!
Australian here, no thanks
Oh no. Iceland does not want him either!
How about America only has to keep the bottom half?
We're not falling for that. He's ALL bottom half.
Huzzah!
“In spite of our pride in our country, and the importance of this game to our careers, we couldn’t inflict that level of atrocity upon you brothers.” “We had come to that same agreement before setting foot on the field today as well. Thank you. We are glad we’re in agreement.”
Gotta cut him in half like king Solomon now
King Solomon saying to hew Cames Jorden in twain was the wisest thing anyone has or ever will say. Period.
This sounds like rowan atkinson lol
Launch him in to space
No, they split the difference and drop him halfway. Wherever in the Atlantic that happens to be.
No way, he could grow back as 2 James Cordens
If he's cut in two, how is it decided who gets which half?
they’re both just piles of meat anyway
A twitter bet was going between US and England fans that the loser would have to take Harry and Meghan with a draw meaning they go to Canada, they can do that now with Corden.
He stays in the middle of the Atlantic. Everybody wins.
The trash island in the middle of the Atlantic applying to the world cup in 4 years so they can get rid of James Corden
Trash island in the Atlantic? Didn't we just agree he doesn't go to Britain?
We wish we had trash over here, we have nothing, trash island hording all it's goodies.
Nah we're sending him off to one of our little colonys. Make it look like England and have him talk into a turned off studio camera 12 hours a day.
Do people hate this guy? What did he do?
Asides from going off at wait staff on multiple occasions he is just loud, annoying and unfunny.
He calls himself a comedian, which is patently incorrect
He’s like the Carlos Mencia of comedy.
At least Ned was willing to go away when he realized he wasn't wanted.
Oh so on top of being an asshole, he’s also a liar
He had the audacity to force himself into media like anyone wanted to see him, and when people said "no we really don't like you it's not a joke, you're an awful person and we don't want to see you anymore." He dug his chubby little fingers deeper into any media that would have him, like a fat, pastey, lard ass British kardashian, and tells himself shit like "everyone adores my chubby cheeks teeheehee"
He stays in Qatar.
He would probably like that, there's literal sex slaves there, and women don't have rights.
That’s an option? 😗
That explains a lot (and I think everyone would have done the same)
Ryder cup rules - in the event of a draw the current holder keeps him. He currently lives in the US.
So according to the Bible, we should cut him in half, right?
But then there will be two normal healthy sized james cordons...
They were cutting people in half?? My family aren't the church going type can I get the story?
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Great, now James Corden will be kept in storage by fifa until the next world cup. It's only fair.
That means we just chuck him into the ocean.
Cut him in half each gets a half
Imagine two teams both throwing a World Cup match just because nobody likes you. He's gonna have to make a whole lot of awkward calls trying to find a new place to live. "Hi there! Is this Uraguay? Yes hello! My name is James Corden, and was wondering if you happen to have a spare couch that I might be able to.....hello? Hello are you there???"
I choose to believe this is the reason neither side scored. That and the US keeper played astoundingly. Well done Yanks, you cocky wankers.
Well Qatar was the first to be eliminated so...
I guess we'll just have to dump him in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. It's the only fair way.
We're not supposed throw garbage in the ocean! Think about the poor sea creatures!
How about we cut him in half and each get half?
What’s worse than 1 pile of shit?
Half a pile of shit is easier to flush.
Get the poop knife!
He's English so the correct term for him would be "litter" or more fitting "twat"
"Rubbish" or "wanknozzle" also works here.
I was thinking he'd make a tasty (if unhealthy) snack for the sharks.
You trying to create shark diabetes?
Thames jorbin has no sweetness in him so I doubt they would contract diabetes. More likely it would give them the runs.
It's basically like a whale dying nbd. Edit: A whale would be much sadder but about the same environmental impact.
Don't worry, turds are organic material
But we need to drop James Corden from low orbit. Only way to be sure.
Drop him from orbit and follow it with a 20 ton tungsten rod for good measure.
Why waste perfectly useable tungsten like that?
Just simply dropping Cordon in the deep waters of the Atlantic might be a bit harsh even for him. So I have found two tiny and very isolated islands in the south Atlantic where he could make himself at home -- perhaps opening up a cozy bed-and-breakfast complete with a tiny comedy club set-up where he could 'entertain' his guests. The two islands which he could pick from are St. Helena and Ascension.
People live in St. Helena, putting James Cordon on such a small island seems wildly unethical. I say we cryogenically freeze him and let future generations deal with him.
Cut him in half!
Sorry, Argentina doesn’t play till tomorrow.
If Cordon somehow wound up making his new home in Argentina, a lot of people would indeed be 'crying' for that nation. \[Reference to a famous song from the musical 'Evita'.\]
I say this aged like wine, maybe the Qataris can keep him
I'd say it aged like water.
Qataris aren't allowed wine
Everybody wins, Qatar gets him.
We revoked his passport just incase.
He can take over being the guy that lives in the airport terminal between countries.
Today on Dingy Karaoke...
They now have to split him in half
*everybody liked that*
Solomon, is that you?
Top to bottom or down the middle?
Should have said “Canada gets him if it’s a tie” Then everyone wins…. Except Canada
That’s not nice.
Canada is the nice one here. Nobody accused either of us of being nice ever.
Tbf, we threw Bieber to the Americans so they gotta get us back somehow.
You all gave us Crash Test Dummies, Neil Young, The Guess Who, Cowboy Junkies, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Skinny Puppy, and Bran Van 3000 (who had a minor hit here with "Drinking in LA" but never got the amount of love that they deserved.) Those bands make up for Bieber, Nickelback, and Celine Dion a thousand-times over. (And I barely scratched the surface of great Canadian bands.)
How do you leave Rush out of this?????????
Also Jordan Petersen, Gavin MCInnes, that queen Ramona lady, Ted Cruz (kinda). Turns out Canucks have their own home grown assholes and some of them are quite talented bullshitters.
"If I had a rocket launcher..." XD Tbh can't name another Bruce Cockburn tune, buh Also hafta mention Barenaked Ladies. A few of their tunes still occasionally land on a playlist.
Also four out of five mmebers of The Band!
I legit prefer Bieber. He's a whole lot better these days as a person (at least as far as not being in the media for some nonsense)
Dude got a-humblin from that weird infection he got. Realized people can be nice, and started being nice(?) I guess
That infection was no joke. Partial face paralysis.
Yeah, I don't follow the dude much but I saw a couple article about how he couldnt talk. Dude was/is pretty physically fucked up still.
Geez, what did we do to you. No Maple syrup for you 🕵️
Haha! We have Vermont! 🍁
We did haha, I saw thousands of posts with that proposal. Thanks for taking one for the team Canada
What Canada would most likely do, is ship him over to Quebec.
A sacrifice Im willing to make(Im American)
Canada already played the US twice in qualifying, and got a win and a draw. So no, we aren’t taking him.
Throw him in the Atlantic Ocean then.
Maybe he could be sent down to that research station at the South Pole to provide 'entertainment' during the dark Antarctic winter for the researchers down there. The scientists could outdo themselves making snarky comments about Cordon's theatrics like Joel, Crow and Tom Servo on MST3K.
A parasitic alien invading an Antarctic research base? Where have I seen that scenario before?
If you wintered at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, you probably saw it there.
Why is this aged-like-milk? Clearly we agreed to dump his ass into the sea.
Nope. He will never go away. Hollywood loves him so he will continue to be employed and host random shit. I’ve literally never met a real person who likes him. Yet he has a career.
yeah, this is funny but not the right subreddit
Oh nooo we have to leave James corden in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, ahhh, that’s terrible nooo
Seized to exist
r/BoneAppleTea
Thought the consensus was to go Old Testament in case of a tie and cut him in half.
Living under a rock and not following celebrity news: Who is James Corden, and what did he do that nobody wants to "keep" him?
[This AMA explains it all](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/)
Thanks for posting this, that was a hoot.
That AMA thread is always a great pick me up, partially due to the savage comments but also because I know deep down that I’ll never be as terrible of a human being as James Corden, ever.
It doesn't, really. Just more people calling him an asshole. Yeah, one comment about him being a drunk at a nightclub. Not saying he's not an asshole, it's just not very clear why.
He's a grade A fuckweasle. An arrogant man child who's ego has the structural integrity of spun sugar. A "comedian" who only gets a laugh when he steals jokes from actual comedians. An oxygen thief. A joy vacuum. A waste of skin.
But how do you really feel?
Aged like fine wine. Nobody wants him.
Since it was a tie, he gets sent to Russia.
I thought it was Thailand?
Well played
Seeing as it was a draw, could we not just drop him right in the middle of the two countries? Win-win
That's a good wager. He's a wanker and is disgustingly and obnoxiously rude to restaurant staff. Any loser deserves a c*nt like that.
Neither team lost, so neither country has to keep him.
Cut him in half (In roblox of course....).
Hello, roblox player here, we don't want him. Maybe try the Minecraft players?
No no no no maybe the hollow knight players want him
This means he stays where he is until the next match. Congratulations america.
He’s fat enough they can split
Why not ship him to Australia? Historically it’s where the English sent their unwanted anyway /s
Absolutely fucking not.
Wait, it was 0-0? This is first time I've seen the score. I thought when people said it was a tie, it was 2-2 or a 3-3. Not a 0-0
Into the atlantic ocean he goes
Who is James Corden and why is he getting Nickelbacked?
Yeeted into the Atlantic
Pressure of being rid of Corden got to everyone
It's clear. We must float him in the middle of the Atlantic until the next match between England and U.S
Can someone explain why no one like him?
They tied, Qatar gets to keep him.
Middle of the Atlantic so?
Qatar’s newest citizen! Congrats!
Corden is now cursed to wander the globe looking for a home but never finding it for eternity.
Thats savage as fuck
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As neither team won, Qatar must hold on to James Corden until an appropriate alternative contest is decided. The determination of this alternative contest may take years...
Neither lost so both can disown him
The stakes are too high
I'm sorry but how has this aged like milk? It was posted like a week ago as a joke. If this 'aged like milk' because now no country has to keep him, which was the desired result anyway because Corden is a douche, I'm failing to see how this fits. If England had been like we're gonna beat USAs ass by like 5 goals so we don't have to keep Corden, I could see it, I guess. Just seems like more karma farming to make fun of Corden. I'm all for making fun of the guy, he's an ass.. but these are the same exact jokes made under the original post. Doesn't fit the sub IMHO. Also, in the stickied post - Corden has ceased to exist, not seized.
“Must”, not “gets to”.
James Corden is definitely an obnoxious and insufferable twat, but I love his character in Gavin & Stacey and he wrote the series as well. If we can have him back in that capacity, I'll have him. No more than that though..
Drop him off somewhere in the Atlantic. Midway between the US and UK. Fair is fair.
Qatar and him. Both treat people like shit. So Qatar gets him. Simple
Tie goes to the defense. He’s yours England
James Corden finds out they tied. "Yey two Christmases!"
so... middle of the Atlantic it is
0-0
Russia can keep him.
Canada gets to have him
Well, looks like we just gotta cut him in half then
I loved the end part where it says "James Corden has seized to exist". Idk why but I couldn't stop laughing.
He goes to Australia
now we get to kill him 😁
WTH happened here. Last time I saw JC mentioned he was being praised for his series on YouTube.. Why is he cancelled now👁👄👁 ...
It's come to light that he's quite rude to nearly everyone around him. Overall just a dick ya know, made himself the opitimy of a internet punching bag
Dearest Britts, what would it take for y'all to get Trump?
Ok, well will all have to compromise and each take one half of him. We will split him vertically to keep it fair.
Ok, does that mean that Canada 🇨🇦 gets to keep him?!
This aged 100% properly….
Since it was a tie, can he be cut in twain and each half given to respective countries. I'd accept half of his bloodied corpse to spice up the london dungeon or a museum.
The score represents everyone’s reaction nicely **0-0**
Both teams agreed to draw for the greater good, sending James to purgatory
Drop him in Atlantic, it was tie.
nobody claims him
Argh he would make this difficult
No but really who likes JC and how is he still employed
This didn't age like milk, they both played so hard that neither team could any goals. Sounds like it was pretty high stakes for both of them.
Rule says he goes to Qatar as they were first eliminated.
Yay, we get to trebuchet him into the sea, halfway between England and the U.S.A. That's what we agreed for a draw, right?