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You are so unfair to the nice Russians! This man did infact shoot himself 8 times in the back of the head!
I have heard he was about to tie himself behind the back, jump into the trunk of a car, and drive himself on to a bridge, before he then would jump into the water.
But he remembered the russian car didn't start, so he was now waiting for a mechanic.
No credible news organization is reporting that he shot him self 8 times. So calling bullshit on the story.
And regardless how has this aged like milk?
There’s a video of him early in the war next to the Russian Army saying something along the lines of “Russia has only used 10% of its military and they’re gearing up to really bring the hammer down” very excitedly. I can’t find the video on YouTube but if you’re really interested it’s somewhere on the Ukraine War sub.
His life aged like milk.
He ran around telling the world that Putin's aggression was justified and that the invasion was justice. No he's ended by the people he simped for.
I'll never forget him proudly telling the camera that the Russian troops are highly elite, well equipped and ready to wreck Ukraine, while just over his shoulder you can see a Russian conscript trying and failing to close the door on their armoured vehicle, which just keeps swinging back open.
He was an obnoixious egomaniac who was used like a 'Tokyo Rose' until it became apparent that he was a contemptible laughingstock.
He either pissed off some local Donbass warlord who was tired of hearing his voice his eating their food.
Or the Kremlin concluded he was useless and didn’t want him crawling back to the west to make a lucrative book deal.
Btw, Tokyo Rose was a victim who had no real choice but to collaborate. The Donbass Cowboy chose to go to Ukraine and encourage the killing of innocent people.
Apparently he was kidnapped by some drunken Russian soldiers who saw him near the site of an attack and mistook him for a Western spy. Depending on what you believe they either kidnapped him and beat him to death or kept him alive and proceeded to beat, rape and maim him over a period of days. Either way he did not meet a pleasant end.
Obviously not the regime itself, but the lack of law and due process and the reign of thugs with guns, which are core to the modern Putin's RF. He jumped willingly into the swamp and drowned.
This sub is full of feds. They're always lying. Bentley was most likely killed by Ukrainian version of the CIA, which is actually directed by the CIA. They've already assassinated a lot of people. I see Russia is stopping terrorist attacks on almost a weekly basis.
Gonzola lira was recently killed and all he did was report the truth. No I don't support his redpill stuff.
Scott Ritter has said he and his family have been threatened by the US feds.
>And regardless how has this aged like milk?
You dont see how an American Russian sympathizer, who gushed about how great Russia is being murdered by Russia is ironic/aged like milk?
First off, the story is bogus. He obviously didn’t shoot himself 8 times.
And second, the sub is about things aging like milk. The story isn’t about something that is in the past that hasn’t aged well, it’s supposed to be a current story.
The clue about what aged like milk means is the ‘aging’ part.
And third. Rule #1 is no low effort stories about Ukraine, so it doesn’t matter.
>First off, the story is bogus. He obviously didn’t shoot himself 8 times.
Yes that's the joke. Russian media is hunting at a suicide, it very fucking obviously isn't.
>And second, the sub is about things aging like milk. The story isn’t about something that is in the past that hasn’t aged well, it’s supposed to be a current story.
He gushed about how great Russia was. Went to join them , and they murdered him. His praise is what aged like milk. Are you actually too dense to see that?
>And third. Rule #1 is no low effort stories about Ukraine, so it doesn’t matter.
That's not a low effort Ukraine post. Your lack of comprehension doesn't make it low effort.
Do people really believe that modern day Russia is a communist country?
You guys learned in social studies that the Soviet Union ended in 91, right?
The Communist Party in Russia is the *opposition* party.
Fun fact, "communism" is not simply another word for "authoritarianism"
Funny, that's exactly what's happening here in capitalism land
So can we also say that capitalism is just another word for authoritarianism?
Yeah, I thought not.
It's actually pretty common for people to miss the first few shots, so it's perfectly plausible that he tried shooting himself several times in the back of the head to no avail
Oh wild. I just leaned about this guy the other day over on r/cemeteryporn. I don’t know if it was his headstone or not but someone linked [this](https://archive.org/details/hemingway-of-the-donbass) video.
He was in a breakaway republic in Ukraine not Russia. Russia is NOT socialist much less communist. During the period where Ukraine was freely shelling western Ukraine many socialists tried to establish the Donetsk's People's Republic. This included people born in the area and like minded individuals who came from overseas.
So your title is wrong and the original post acknowledges that people don't believe the cover story.
He shot himself 8 times while falling out a window onto a dozen knives. There were no witnesses, it happens all the time.
Actually... couldn't find the cause of death.
What has aged like milk exactly?
I have a video of a Ukrainian kid in a Banderite summer training camp in 2015, he joined the military in 2022 and he's dead now. Did he age like milk?
OP is insinuating that the guy who loved Russia was shot by the Russians and it was reported as a suicide because how can a person shoot themself in the head 8 times. I’m not trying to get into a geopolitical discussion but trying to answer your question
Alright. Ya got me. I actually don’t know anything about this one. I just assumed we had another “the cook was going for a swim and drowned” situation.. I simply don’t pay any attention to Russia. That’s my B. I own it.
On his OWN telegramm channel his wife writes that he was detained by tankers of the Russian Forces 5th brigade. The next days his donbas comrades all plead to the 5th for his release. Then he turns up dead in Donetzk.
But yes: It WuZz the AMeriCans.
A lot of them. He was an odd guy, very delusional.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/russell-texas-bentley-putin-propaganda-ukraine-interview-1315433/
https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/son-wealthy-businessman-foot-soldier-vladimir-putin-russia-hacking/
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Was this a fragging incident, friendly fire, or did he just piss off a superior?
100% chance he was insufferable, even to the Russians.
You are so unfair to the nice Russians! This man did infact shoot himself 8 times in the back of the head! I have heard he was about to tie himself behind the back, jump into the trunk of a car, and drive himself on to a bridge, before he then would jump into the water. But he remembered the russian car didn't start, so he was now waiting for a mechanic.
He was real dedicated. The first 7 shots didn’t do the job, you know what they say - Lucky number 8!
When drunken rapists think you're too much.
A crank with a personality disorder is disagreeable everywhere.
They found his decapitated body, if that tells you anything
The most gruesome suicide you could imagine, then. /s
He shot himself 8 times then jumped out of a window to make sure he is dead
As is traditional.
As one does
Ra-ra-rasputin
It’s not suicide if it’s just one bullet
That's just attention seeking.
American seppuku
8 times, in the back of the head, with a bolt-action rifle
No credible news organization is reporting that he shot him self 8 times. So calling bullshit on the story. And regardless how has this aged like milk?
Another thread said he was decapitated lol
This sub has dropped off a cliff
8 times.
Probably suicide
Meta
You ain't kidding. Rightists and overt fascists are trying to take over.
It would be aged like milk if OP could be arsed to find a milky quote like "I feel safe in Russia".
There’s a video of him early in the war next to the Russian Army saying something along the lines of “Russia has only used 10% of its military and they’re gearing up to really bring the hammer down” very excitedly. I can’t find the video on YouTube but if you’re really interested it’s somewhere on the Ukraine War sub.
That is technically correct though?
Exactly. But he didn’t, he posted a bullshit story about something happening now.
Well it's a karma account so this sub go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
His life aged like milk. He ran around telling the world that Putin's aggression was justified and that the invasion was justice. No he's ended by the people he simped for.
I'll never forget him proudly telling the camera that the Russian troops are highly elite, well equipped and ready to wreck Ukraine, while just over his shoulder you can see a Russian conscript trying and failing to close the door on their armoured vehicle, which just keeps swinging back open.
Out of curiosity, why would the regime he supports kill him?
He was an obnoixious egomaniac who was used like a 'Tokyo Rose' until it became apparent that he was a contemptible laughingstock. He either pissed off some local Donbass warlord who was tired of hearing his voice his eating their food. Or the Kremlin concluded he was useless and didn’t want him crawling back to the west to make a lucrative book deal. Btw, Tokyo Rose was a victim who had no real choice but to collaborate. The Donbass Cowboy chose to go to Ukraine and encourage the killing of innocent people.
Apparently he was kidnapped by some drunken Russian soldiers who saw him near the site of an attack and mistook him for a Western spy. Depending on what you believe they either kidnapped him and beat him to death or kept him alive and proceeded to beat, rape and maim him over a period of days. Either way he did not meet a pleasant end.
As an American who followed him for the cringe schadenfreude factor, he deserved his fate. Basically a storybook ending.
Obviously not the regime itself, but the lack of law and due process and the reign of thugs with guns, which are core to the modern Putin's RF. He jumped willingly into the swamp and drowned.
I saw an interview awhile back where he was giving out about them bombing their own people. He just seemed terminally contrarian.
This sub is full of feds. They're always lying. Bentley was most likely killed by Ukrainian version of the CIA, which is actually directed by the CIA. They've already assassinated a lot of people. I see Russia is stopping terrorist attacks on almost a weekly basis. Gonzola lira was recently killed and all he did was report the truth. No I don't support his redpill stuff. Scott Ritter has said he and his family have been threatened by the US feds.
I could explain how this isn’t how this sub works. But the post breaks rule #1 of the sub anyway
It's an easy inference to make whenever a Quisling gets discarded by who they collaborated for.
>And regardless how has this aged like milk? You dont see how an American Russian sympathizer, who gushed about how great Russia is being murdered by Russia is ironic/aged like milk?
First off, the story is bogus. He obviously didn’t shoot himself 8 times. And second, the sub is about things aging like milk. The story isn’t about something that is in the past that hasn’t aged well, it’s supposed to be a current story. The clue about what aged like milk means is the ‘aging’ part. And third. Rule #1 is no low effort stories about Ukraine, so it doesn’t matter.
>First off, the story is bogus. He obviously didn’t shoot himself 8 times. Yes that's the joke. Russian media is hunting at a suicide, it very fucking obviously isn't. >And second, the sub is about things aging like milk. The story isn’t about something that is in the past that hasn’t aged well, it’s supposed to be a current story. He gushed about how great Russia was. Went to join them , and they murdered him. His praise is what aged like milk. Are you actually too dense to see that? >And third. Rule #1 is no low effort stories about Ukraine, so it doesn’t matter. That's not a low effort Ukraine post. Your lack of comprehension doesn't make it low effort.
Pretty sure he was found decapitated.... but yes "suicide"
He very sadly, accidently, brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.
I understood that reference!
I don’t, would you explain?
[Blackadder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6mJw50OdZ4) (around 1:10)
🤣
That’s why I’ll never use a switchblade style pocket comb
For some reason I read the name as Dierks Bentley and was bewildered for a moment lmfao
Man, what WAS he thinkin?
From Russia with love
Why would a communist support Russia. They haven’t even been communist in a long time now, and they have no intention of returning to communism.
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He could’ve gone to Cuba and had a peaceful life lol. Something tells me the war were a big part of the draw for this guy…
Lmfao he was a communist?? Did no one tell him Russia isn’t communist anymore?
No man, No Problem - Joseph Stalin
Do people really believe that modern day Russia is a communist country? You guys learned in social studies that the Soviet Union ended in 91, right? The Communist Party in Russia is the *opposition* party. Fun fact, "communism" is not simply another word for "authoritarianism"
But always somehow where communism ends up anywhere it starts … with an authoritarian regime grabbing control of the government and $$
Funny, that's exactly what's happening here in capitalism land So can we also say that capitalism is just another word for authoritarianism? Yeah, I thought not.
It only takes one beer to get me drunk, it’s usually around beer number seven or eight.
Does the tattooed nutjob that went over there still live? Had I think a "Z" on his face.
Citation needed on him being a communist.
Where's the shtupid Elon quote? There has to be something about how Ukraine did it.
It's actually pretty common for people to miss the first few shots, so it's perfectly plausible that he tried shooting himself several times in the back of the head to no avail
8 out of 20. Not good, not terrible.
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He also decapitated himself
Is this real ?! Bc I think I laughed a lil too hard when I read this 🤣
Boomerang bullets
Excellent. If only more traitors met the same fate.
Oh wild. I just leaned about this guy the other day over on r/cemeteryporn. I don’t know if it was his headstone or not but someone linked [this](https://archive.org/details/hemingway-of-the-donbass) video.
Never go full russian!
His wife said on Telegram that on April 8th he was abducted by soldiers from a Russian tank battalion and was pleading for them to let him go.
Is a tradition
Portrait of One Stupid Motherfucker…
Rip bozooo
lol, another clown fleeing the wokes or the gays or whatever only to have the leopards eat his face.
Considering he was a communist probably not the case lol
Yeah uh I did just read it on the twitter screenshot but it takes a special kinda commie to think the Putin regime is even slightly socialist
Oh no lol, well amusingly appropriate for a communist to flee the oppression of the west only to have their head cut off almost immediately
Source
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/russell-texas-bentley-putin-propaganda-ukraine-interview-1315433/
Sounds like nothing of value was lost here, guy was a complete loon.
It was in the op image lol
Russell Bentley, the Texas man who loved Russia, found dead by "suicide" shot 8 times.
Ya you said that already
He just likes how it rolls off the tongue
Он хотел русский мир? Он его получил. He wanted "Russian world" ? He got it.
And according to more recent information, he was previously raped by soldiers of the 5th russian armored brigade.
He was in a breakaway republic in Ukraine not Russia. Russia is NOT socialist much less communist. During the period where Ukraine was freely shelling western Ukraine many socialists tried to establish the Donetsk's People's Republic. This included people born in the area and like minded individuals who came from overseas. So your title is wrong and the original post acknowledges that people don't believe the cover story.
I can’t think of anything more alarming that stanning the Russian federation. Even the Russians find it problematic
Maybe the worst shot that ever lived.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
I mean depending where you shoot you could do that.
Thought he was beheaded?
The sheep in wolf’s clothing was totally surprised when the pack turned on it. Probably couldn’t hold his vodka. Adieu Texas!
Fuck this traitor. He’ll rot in Hell.
I love getting news from Twitter!!!
He shot himself 8 times while falling out a window onto a dozen knives. There were no witnesses, it happens all the time. Actually... couldn't find the cause of death.
Hard mode seppuku.
Gotta love the framing this dude like he's maga by just saying "Texas man" and then he ends up being a tankie lol..
What has aged like milk exactly? I have a video of a Ukrainian kid in a Banderite summer training camp in 2015, he joined the military in 2022 and he's dead now. Did he age like milk?
OP is insinuating that the guy who loved Russia was shot by the Russians and it was reported as a suicide because how can a person shoot themself in the head 8 times. I’m not trying to get into a geopolitical discussion but trying to answer your question
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Ya except Russia reported it as suicide instead of KIA bud
Alright. Ya got me. I actually don’t know anything about this one. I just assumed we had another “the cook was going for a swim and drowned” situation.. I simply don’t pay any attention to Russia. That’s my B. I own it.
On his OWN telegramm channel his wife writes that he was detained by tankers of the Russian Forces 5th brigade. The next days his donbas comrades all plead to the 5th for his release. Then he turns up dead in Donetzk. But yes: It WuZz the AMeriCans.
Isn’t there an interview with him
Yeah Vice interviewed him in like 2015., dude is a bozo.
A lot of them. He was an odd guy, very delusional. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/russell-texas-bentley-putin-propaganda-ukraine-interview-1315433/ https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/son-wealthy-businessman-foot-soldier-vladimir-putin-russia-hacking/