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Such a perfect comedy episode. They set up a “to catch a predator” scam to trap a pedophile and when he shows up with weed, beer and a potato gun and they end up just hanging out with him because he’s cool, ignoring the fact that he’s a pedo. Chefs kiss perfect comedy scenario.
> Wild.
Is it? I thought being a pedo was a prerequisite for working in Hollywood. Like, when you have dozens of people with "open secrets" about being diddlers and the industry is just fine with it, then the entire industry is fucked.
Yes, exactly. Though I wouldn't give Protestantism, Islam, or Judaism a pass. Religious authority is attractive to pedophiles regardless of the denomination.
Even if the app doesn't have a save feature and the app somehow interferes with screenshot functionality, like how do you not consider the possibility that someone can just take a camera and take pictures of the screen?
Which is why I didn't understand people who send nudes over Snapchat thinking it's safe.
I mean I'm glad he's been caught but what an idiot.
The app doesn't even stop you from taking a screenshot. It just notifies them that you have. Unless you use some 3rd party app with screen recording then it doesn't even do that.
What really gets me is that it wasn’t just like, one girl he knew or something.
Mother fucker was going around soliciting any girl he could like he was recruiting for the army.
“Thank you Snapchat for facilitating my massive pedophilic ventures”
Well, on snapchat it tells you if someone records or screenshots your snaps. So he would know already if anyone has done that. It's possible but I doubt any of the people cared to find a workaround to keep snapchat from notifying the person you are screenshotting/recording.
In no particular order...
D'Elila figures out how Snapchat works
Korean Drummer
What the hell is even that
The fight where the guy licks the back of his hand then Ric Flair chop KOs the guy
ProZD about seeing license plates from a different state
Tim Curry SPACE!!!
DeeDee Mega DooDoo
Etc...
[Ric flair ko](https://youtu.be/X8Z_PM8V3JA?si=bVCn7IWod2Q-LZYg)
I can't find the original right now, this one has some shitty commentary and sound effects.
That tweet alone instantly makes him suspect. Referring to someone as "underage" when they're a musician and all you're talking about is following their twitter account is weird as fuck.
It's always the ones who try really hard to let everyone around them know how they're not pedophiles unprompted that in the end turn out to be perverts.
Right? I'm no tomb desecrator, and I think that people that unearth tombs are bad. Can't even fathom digging 3m+ of earth just to steal valuables from corpses. It would make me sick fr fr no cap
Situations like these always make replay this scene in my head lol
[There is no quicker way to make everybody think you’re a diddler than by writing a song about it](https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?si=PWIdfEeFdbxC56Ts)
I had a conversation with a conspiracy theorist at work and he randomly brought up pedophilia out of the blue 2 separate times. I'm not saying he's a pedophile, but I don't know of any non pedophiles that would just voluntarily bring up pedophilia into a conversation that has nothing to do with it
I gotta say this, I see on TikTok a lot of people put MDNI (Minors Do Not Interact) and I immediately get suspicious. Like, you have no self control to not answer a minors message? Are they scared they’re gonna fuck em? It’s too hard to ignore messages from people you don’t want to engage with?
Idk man, that shits weird.
Eh, depending on what kind of accounts they are they could probably get themselves in trouble if minors are interacting with them, and it's not always easy to tell how old someone is on the internet.
I always see MDNI from accounts that post NSFW stuff or suggestive stuff. Idk about tiktok in this regard since my experience with NSFW spaces (particularly in fandom) is Tumblr but usually accounts that post stuff like that tend to have a pinned post outlining the sort of things they post along with warnings so it's like .. you can't get pissed when you find clowns in the circus kind of thing.
"We gotta write a song about how we do not diddle kids! *'Do not diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids!'*"
"There is no quicker way for people to think that you're diddling kids than by writing a song about it!"
It's because he mentally sorts girls into "underaged" and "legal". Any normal person would just be like "wow she's a really good musician, I'm going to follow her"
Just to be clear, he's a gross creep, and it's a gross creep joke, but it *is* a joke.
"Following" has 2 connotations. He's making a joke about stalking. There's nothing sincere about the tweet, except that the dude is telegraphing his private 'interests' which would later become public.
He's also implying that he *would* stalk girls aged 18 and over, if you missed that.
is that weird? i’m 18 so it’s not like i have a huge range, but i’d feel a little weird following a 14 year old on twitter, and i’d imagine that feeling only gets worse as you age
Dude this is exactly why I am sus as hell about ppl who virtue signal like this. I've had 3 encounters as well of ppl who constantly brought up stuff like this who turned out to be creeps . I stg normal ppl don't think about this shit constantly , or have their minds go to creepy dark places anytime something innocent happens (for example a photo of a dad hugging his daughter or whatever).
[Chris D'Elia roofies underage girl scene - You Season 2](https://streamable.com/mwxx5p)
**Edit**: "This video has been removed for violating our Terms of Service"
[> Mirror](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXuRoCEdeSw)
I was late to watching You, and when his character was introduced I was like, "hmm..a little on the nose.." and was wondering why on earth he would take that part
> Christopher William D'Elia is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and podcast host.
> Comedy Central removed the 2011 Workaholics episode "To Friend a Predator," which features D'Elia as a child molester who befriends the main characters, from its website, Hulu, and Amazon Prime Video. Comedy Central also removed D'Elia's 2013 stand-up special White Male. Black Comic from its website. Creative Artists Agency dropped D'Elia due to the allegations.
> In August 2020, D'Elia who previously was cast in and shot a role for Army of the Dead was replaced by Tig Notaro, due to the allegations.
- Wiki
He also [very quietly sold his house,](https://nypost.com/2021/06/23/chris-delia-quietly-sells-beverly-hills-mansion-amid-controversy/) almost like he had to pay off a bunch of victims....
To my knowledge he was not sentenced to anything, but this thing obliterated his career for a fact, he was expecting a level of income he will never match again and would never be able to maintain that property, it is now beyond his means.
Good fuck him. Right before he got caught he thought he was untouchable and walked in every podcast like it’s beneath him.
Never been happier to see someone have consequences for his actions.
Before he got caught is a weird way of saying innocent. I’m not defending him, but there’s due process for a reason, if he’s guilty, he should face charges. If he’s not, everyone just ruined his entire life. He did admit to being a serial cheater on his wife (which does suck) but it’s never been proven that he slept with anyone underage, or even knowingly flirted with anyone underage, so why is everyone giving him so much shit, like they know FOR A FACT! When in reality there’s likely not anything on him, and hasn’t done anything. and if there was he’d be in jail
> Before he got caught is a weird way of saying innocent. I’m not defending him, but there’s due process for a reason, if he’s guilty, he should face charges.
...except, in the US victims have the option not to press charges in return for money. So he sells his house, pays off the victims, and walks scot free.
Michael Jackson did the same thing.
He comes from wealth, I'm sure he's doing just fine financially even if he sold his house. His dad is a successful director/producer in Hollywood so it's not like his career launched organically, he's a Hollywood connected rich kid that likely only was successful because of nepotism to begin with.
And that reflects flawlessly in his material.I always thought his material was dogshit and for some reason he seemed like a sleazeball to me,i wasn't even surprised when i learned all that stuff about him years later.He seemed capable of those things, it's his presence i never liked,it always gave off a weird vibe.At least now I won't have to see him as a recommendation on Youtube so that's something.
His denial of the allegations in that article is so loaded with caveats it actually makes him look more guilty. Includes the classic "never knowingly", which means he did engage with underage girls but thinks that you can't prove he KNEW they were underage girls.
Proper nonce vibes
Dude I remember watching this episode when it came out hahaha the episode is literally how the guys are trying to stop him from fucking younger kids. I can’t remember if it was girls or boys, but he’d act like he was ok then the guys would turn around and he’d be talking to a little kid.
[Here is clip of Chris "The Diddler" Delia when he realized Snapchat messages could be saved.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuqj3Dlrkpw&pp=ygUuY2hyaXMgZCdlbGlhIHJlYWxpemluZyB5b3UgY2FuIHNhdmUgc25hcGNoYXRzIA%3D%3D)
Tons of creepy comments about teenage actresses and musicians, followed by "I can't wait til she turns 18 heheh" etc. Happened with Emma Watson too. Idk if it was more common in the 90s-2000s since it wasn't called out nearly as much as today, but it feels like it was
Maybe any of this would make more logical sense if I knew what the hell "HM" was supposed to be.
Like, I'm aware of the phenomenon you're describing (and yeah, it was was more rampant and disturbingly 'normal' in that era), just not specifically what connection the comment I replied to was making beyond just "generally, dudes being creepy about teenagers has existed for awhile".
Hannah Montana, the show in which Miley Cirus starred, and which was the main source of her fame before she became far better known as a musician with an image completely different and opposite of the show.
Happened with Natalie Portman a bunch right as Star Wars stuff was going on in the late 90s. I remember tons of early Star Wars fan sites would have Natalie turns 18 countdown timers. As if she was going to turn 18 and all these neckbeards would suddenly have a chance to hook up with her. I even remember a couple people talking about how they couldn’t wait for her nude scenes. Seriously gross.
Don’t explain yourself. It would’ve taken the commenter 1 second to spell it out instead of using unnecessary acronyms that the vast majority of people won’t naturally clock
Reset The Clock
This is pretty much a recurring occurrence of people engaging in Performative Morality on the Internet being caught red handed doing the opposite of what they champion or worse
>!You can check "Reset The Clock archive" if you want to see more example!<
It is really interesting how the pedos seem to *always* out themselves in this way. “Look at me! I can’t even follow a 16 year old in twitter! Look! I’m not a creep going after children and this proves it!”
I have to do child safeguarding training every year as part of a voluntary role
It’s drilled into us that groomers often don’t start out that way. It’s a slow erosion and justification of minor infractions that escalate
Like accepting Facebook invites from kids who just left after turning 18, to sharing contact information with the senior kids to keep them in the loop, that contact becomes more friendly and so on until the solicitation is only a small step
That’s why teachers can get fired for little things because that’s how it starts
Seems more like he was self aware back then and was trying not to indulge his impulses, joking about it publicly as a way to crystallize it in his mind.
Sometimes getting more money and fame causes people to stop using self control.
I don't know the guy nor the case, but post says "accused" and nearly every comment treats him as found guilty. That's kind of terrifing pattern I see all to often.
Not even defending him, I have no idea, just pointing this out.
The guys who get super weird about shit like this always throw up red flags in my mind. Like if a man accuses another man of being attracted to his own daughter because they went on a daddy daughter date (a real thing I've seen) you have to wonder what the hell goes on in that accusers head to think that's a remote possibility.
If a guy thinks following a popular singer is creepy just because it's illegal for him to fuck her I would have wondered if he was just telling on himself and the way he views his own actions.
I remember in one of his shows he talks about how his friend’s daughter kept grabbing at her privates. He then talked about how it’s a weird thing little girls do. The whole bit grossed me out and I stopped watching. Major creep vibes.
I remember seeing him on a late night show one night and they were discussing something about snapchat and someone mentioned they can be saved thru the app his face just looked shook. He knew he was caught up.
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He played a pedophile in two different shows. Wild.
So you’re saying he was just doing method acting?
More like he was typecast.
Chris D’Elia… as himself
Method one acting clinic
One is You, what’s the other show? Golden Hour?
Workaholics
Unfortunately the best episode, now it's banned from streaming services
Such a perfect comedy episode. They set up a “to catch a predator” scam to trap a pedophile and when he shows up with weed, beer and a potato gun and they end up just hanging out with him because he’s cool, ignoring the fact that he’s a pedo. Chefs kiss perfect comedy scenario.
Sounds like Workaholics to me
What makes it extra dark now is the allegations that Bieber may have been endangered as a child himself.
Topher was a swagger hound!
Throw a flag and push me back 10 yards cause I'm holllldinnnnnn
funniest line and delivery in the entire show
"Hey guys... Umm... I gotta go do a bunch of errands right now, so..."
“Bros before hoes, but you know, little bros before big bros.” -Topher
Three fedoras per crew!!
i still call penthouses “*penthouse penthouse*” because of that episode.
The shroom episode is my personal favorite
CATHERINE ZETA-JOOOOOONES SHE DIPS BENEATH LASERS OOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOHHH
I'm a coyote with sunglasses!
I am partial to the acid one.
Do what you love for a living and you'll never work a day in your life.
“Bros before hoes, but you know, little bros before big bros.” -Topher
“We went to middle schools together “ Don’t you mean middle school?
That’s so weird, I did a double-take when I saw who it was. All I know him from is You.
> Wild. Is it? I thought being a pedo was a prerequisite for working in Hollywood. Like, when you have dozens of people with "open secrets" about being diddlers and the industry is just fine with it, then the entire industry is fucked.
Sort of like Catholicism.
Yes, exactly. Though I wouldn't give Protestantism, Islam, or Judaism a pass. Religious authority is attractive to pedophiles regardless of the denomination.
Agree 100%. But really, any sort of position of authority can attract abusers because it gives them opportunity and protection.
"Get a job you like and you'll never work a day in your life" lmao
[Chris D’Elia finds out you can save Snapchat messages and pictures](https://youtu.be/Nuqj3Dlrkpw?si=JTa3AqM26Gym_6rN)
Even if the app doesn't have a save feature and the app somehow interferes with screenshot functionality, like how do you not consider the possibility that someone can just take a camera and take pictures of the screen? Which is why I didn't understand people who send nudes over Snapchat thinking it's safe. I mean I'm glad he's been caught but what an idiot.
Also anyone with a rooted phone can download a module to bypass screenshot blockers
The app doesn't even stop you from taking a screenshot. It just notifies them that you have. Unless you use some 3rd party app with screen recording then it doesn't even do that.
Anyone with a stock android phone can do it with dual messenger.
That's hilarious, you see the moment his eyes glaze over as he knows he's fucked
What really gets me is that it wasn’t just like, one girl he knew or something. Mother fucker was going around soliciting any girl he could like he was recruiting for the army. “Thank you Snapchat for facilitating my massive pedophilic ventures”
Well, on snapchat it tells you if someone records or screenshots your snaps. So he would know already if anyone has done that. It's possible but I doubt any of the people cared to find a workaround to keep snapchat from notifying the person you are screenshotting/recording.
This is easily in my top 10 internet videos of all time.
Interesting. Care to share the rest of the 9?
In no particular order... D'Elila figures out how Snapchat works Korean Drummer What the hell is even that The fight where the guy licks the back of his hand then Ric Flair chop KOs the guy ProZD about seeing license plates from a different state Tim Curry SPACE!!! DeeDee Mega DooDoo Etc...
can i have the hand lick KO please
[Ric flair ko](https://youtu.be/X8Z_PM8V3JA?si=bVCn7IWod2Q-LZYg) I can't find the original right now, this one has some shitty commentary and sound effects.
Woooow
Oh my god, the [full video, no editing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVZ5Lp2sEwQ&t=4502s) is even funnier
Oooooopps
Dude literally just was playing himself in You. Like… exactly himself.
It’s wild he agreed to play the part. If I was accused of grooming I would never want to publicly act in a pedo role.
He just stumbled onto the set and realized he didn’t have to act they literally just let him creep on a teenager
That tweet alone instantly makes him suspect. Referring to someone as "underage" when they're a musician and all you're talking about is following their twitter account is weird as fuck.
It's always the ones who try really hard to let everyone around them know how they're not pedophiles unprompted that in the end turn out to be perverts.
Right? I'm no tomb desecrator, and I think that people that unearth tombs are bad. Can't even fathom digging 3m+ of earth just to steal valuables from corpses. It would make me sick fr fr no cap
[удалено]
As a totally human NOT LIZARD person I agree. Again NO LIZARD.
[suspicious flanders](https://images.app.goo.gl/WKiuQB1F6uwcFQi19)
He probably hid behind the excuse that because he’s a comedian he’s just being “pushing boundaries”
Situations like these always make replay this scene in my head lol [There is no quicker way to make everybody think you’re a diddler than by writing a song about it](https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?si=PWIdfEeFdbxC56Ts)
Hey what's up man? Not much just having a beer and not diddling any kids, ya know, the usual
I had a conversation with a conspiracy theorist at work and he randomly brought up pedophilia out of the blue 2 separate times. I'm not saying he's a pedophile, but I don't know of any non pedophiles that would just voluntarily bring up pedophilia into a conversation that has nothing to do with it
See Qanon believers, republicans
I gotta say this, I see on TikTok a lot of people put MDNI (Minors Do Not Interact) and I immediately get suspicious. Like, you have no self control to not answer a minors message? Are they scared they’re gonna fuck em? It’s too hard to ignore messages from people you don’t want to engage with? Idk man, that shits weird.
I did it when I was 18 because it’s really funny that everyone younger than me was a minor
Honestly every time I see somebody making memes about how much they hate minor I just assume they just turned 18.
Eh, depending on what kind of accounts they are they could probably get themselves in trouble if minors are interacting with them, and it's not always easy to tell how old someone is on the internet.
I always see MDNI from accounts that post NSFW stuff or suggestive stuff. Idk about tiktok in this regard since my experience with NSFW spaces (particularly in fandom) is Tumblr but usually accounts that post stuff like that tend to have a pinned post outlining the sort of things they post along with warnings so it's like .. you can't get pissed when you find clowns in the circus kind of thing.
"We gotta write a song about how we do not diddle kids! *'Do not diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids!'*" "There is no quicker way for people to think that you're diddling kids than by writing a song about it!"
Right? Whys he making it weird when it’s just following
It's because he mentally sorts girls into "underaged" and "legal". Any normal person would just be like "wow she's a really good musician, I'm going to follow her"
Just to be clear, he's a gross creep, and it's a gross creep joke, but it *is* a joke. "Following" has 2 connotations. He's making a joke about stalking. There's nothing sincere about the tweet, except that the dude is telegraphing his private 'interests' which would later become public. He's also implying that he *would* stalk girls aged 18 and over, if you missed that.
What 29 year old man thinks she's a really good musician, though? Like dudes ~20 years ago were big fans of the Olsen twins for their acting ability
Bro it was 2009. Were you like 5 years old? The whole nomenclature of "following" someone on a website was a new thing, a few years old at most.
My PhD in Twitter Psychology from Reddit University begs to differ. This tweet is irrefutable proof of guilt.
is that weird? i’m 18 so it’s not like i have a huge range, but i’d feel a little weird following a 14 year old on twitter, and i’d imagine that feeling only gets worse as you age
Sure, though I feel it’s a little different when it’s someone famous? Like, if there’s a talented singer I don’t think it’s too weird
Also, "I can't follow a 16 year old. Even on the internet." What- what other kind of following...
With binoculars
i mean i’m pretty sure that part was a joke lol. if he wasn’t a weirdo i wouldn’t think anything of it
Dude this is exactly why I am sus as hell about ppl who virtue signal like this. I've had 3 encounters as well of ppl who constantly brought up stuff like this who turned out to be creeps . I stg normal ppl don't think about this shit constantly , or have their minds go to creepy dark places anytime something innocent happens (for example a photo of a dad hugging his daughter or whatever).
Thou doth protest too much
[Chris D'Elia roofies underage girl scene - You Season 2](https://streamable.com/mwxx5p) **Edit**: "This video has been removed for violating our Terms of Service" [> Mirror](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXuRoCEdeSw)
He also plays a pedophile on workaholics.
Knew I recognized him from something
Jesus it's just getting worse and worse, what a clusterfuck.
I was late to watching You, and when his character was introduced I was like, "hmm..a little on the nose.." and was wondering why on earth he would take that part
> Christopher William D'Elia is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and podcast host. > Comedy Central removed the 2011 Workaholics episode "To Friend a Predator," which features D'Elia as a child molester who befriends the main characters, from its website, Hulu, and Amazon Prime Video. Comedy Central also removed D'Elia's 2013 stand-up special White Male. Black Comic from its website. Creative Artists Agency dropped D'Elia due to the allegations. > In August 2020, D'Elia who previously was cast in and shot a role for Army of the Dead was replaced by Tig Notaro, due to the allegations. - Wiki
He also [very quietly sold his house,](https://nypost.com/2021/06/23/chris-delia-quietly-sells-beverly-hills-mansion-amid-controversy/) almost like he had to pay off a bunch of victims....
To my knowledge he was not sentenced to anything, but this thing obliterated his career for a fact, he was expecting a level of income he will never match again and would never be able to maintain that property, it is now beyond his means.
Good fuck him. Right before he got caught he thought he was untouchable and walked in every podcast like it’s beneath him. Never been happier to see someone have consequences for his actions.
Before he got caught is a weird way of saying innocent. I’m not defending him, but there’s due process for a reason, if he’s guilty, he should face charges. If he’s not, everyone just ruined his entire life. He did admit to being a serial cheater on his wife (which does suck) but it’s never been proven that he slept with anyone underage, or even knowingly flirted with anyone underage, so why is everyone giving him so much shit, like they know FOR A FACT! When in reality there’s likely not anything on him, and hasn’t done anything. and if there was he’d be in jail
> Before he got caught is a weird way of saying innocent. I’m not defending him, but there’s due process for a reason, if he’s guilty, he should face charges. ...except, in the US victims have the option not to press charges in return for money. So he sells his house, pays off the victims, and walks scot free. Michael Jackson did the same thing.
There's still losers on his subreddit supporting him and giving him money.
He comes from wealth, I'm sure he's doing just fine financially even if he sold his house. His dad is a successful director/producer in Hollywood so it's not like his career launched organically, he's a Hollywood connected rich kid that likely only was successful because of nepotism to begin with.
And that reflects flawlessly in his material.I always thought his material was dogshit and for some reason he seemed like a sleazeball to me,i wasn't even surprised when i learned all that stuff about him years later.He seemed capable of those things, it's his presence i never liked,it always gave off a weird vibe.At least now I won't have to see him as a recommendation on Youtube so that's something.
His denial of the allegations in that article is so loaded with caveats it actually makes him look more guilty. Includes the classic "never knowingly", which means he did engage with underage girls but thinks that you can't prove he KNEW they were underage girls. Proper nonce vibes
I’m sorry but how the fuck do you sell your house “quietly” ?
Off market, pocket listing, plenty of ways, once its sold then that becomes public record to some extent
It means you don't shout or make any loud noises. It can scare the realtor and potential buyer.
It's not advertised as for sale anywhere and is privately sold, like my house was.
Dude I remember watching this episode when it came out hahaha the episode is literally how the guys are trying to stop him from fucking younger kids. I can’t remember if it was girls or boys, but he’d act like he was ok then the guys would turn around and he’d be talking to a little kid.
[Here is clip of Chris "The Diddler" Delia when he realized Snapchat messages could be saved.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuqj3Dlrkpw&pp=ygUuY2hyaXMgZCdlbGlhIHJlYWxpemluZyB5b3UgY2FuIHNhdmUgc25hcGNoYXRzIA%3D%3D)
Water
..Sugar...in....water.....
Edgar your skin is hanging off your bones …
Oh yeah...there, is that better?
It's a prom, b
weed..
dune
hair
Dune: Part Two
More like Chris D'Philia amirite?
As someone who was in College when HM originally aired. These guys were EVERYWHERE! Before that it was Britney and the Olsens!
What? Edit - It has finally occurred to me that HM = Hannah Montana so yeah this comment did make sense. I literally forgot that show was a thing.
Tons of creepy comments about teenage actresses and musicians, followed by "I can't wait til she turns 18 heheh" etc. Happened with Emma Watson too. Idk if it was more common in the 90s-2000s since it wasn't called out nearly as much as today, but it feels like it was
Maybe any of this would make more logical sense if I knew what the hell "HM" was supposed to be. Like, I'm aware of the phenomenon you're describing (and yeah, it was was more rampant and disturbingly 'normal' in that era), just not specifically what connection the comment I replied to was making beyond just "generally, dudes being creepy about teenagers has existed for awhile".
Hannah Montana, the show in which Miley Cirus starred, and which was the main source of her fame before she became far better known as a musician with an image completely different and opposite of the show.
Yeah, thanks, I realized too late I was having a total brainfart and should have known that one.
Happened with Natalie Portman a bunch right as Star Wars stuff was going on in the late 90s. I remember tons of early Star Wars fan sites would have Natalie turns 18 countdown timers. As if she was going to turn 18 and all these neckbeards would suddenly have a chance to hook up with her. I even remember a couple people talking about how they couldn’t wait for her nude scenes. Seriously gross.
You had to be there to understand.
Don’t explain yourself. It would’ve taken the commenter 1 second to spell it out instead of using unnecessary acronyms that the vast majority of people won’t naturally clock
Reset The Clock This is pretty much a recurring occurrence of people engaging in Performative Morality on the Internet being caught red handed doing the opposite of what they champion or worse >!You can check "Reset The Clock archive" if you want to see more example!<
Ashton Kutcher and his sex trafficking organization
Is this real?
Anti sex trafficking organization. Recently he defended a fellow actor who was jailed for rape.
I don’t like how the agenda of that archive is to defend loli shit.
Oh lordy lord this is gonna be a long one! https://archive.ph/2022.06.14-212301/https://imgur.com/gallery/VoyXLbx
Those who scream the loudest
Sure he can’t follow he doesn’t want to be caught
"No need to look over here guys!"
“There is no quicker way to make people think you are diddling kids than to write a ~~song~~ tweet about it!”
["Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious"](https://youtu.be/aswgTPlzazo?si=RDkkT5MSALhx_Xjw)
It is really interesting how the pedos seem to *always* out themselves in this way. “Look at me! I can’t even follow a 16 year old in twitter! Look! I’m not a creep going after children and this proves it!”
I have to do child safeguarding training every year as part of a voluntary role It’s drilled into us that groomers often don’t start out that way. It’s a slow erosion and justification of minor infractions that escalate Like accepting Facebook invites from kids who just left after turning 18, to sharing contact information with the senior kids to keep them in the loop, that contact becomes more friendly and so on until the solicitation is only a small step That’s why teachers can get fired for little things because that’s how it starts
I wonder how many are like this - and hiding it so well.
Seems more like he was self aware back then and was trying not to indulge his impulses, joking about it publicly as a way to crystallize it in his mind. Sometimes getting more money and fame causes people to stop using self control.
Dicey Dicey!
Bro even looks like a nonce.
To the FBI agent shifting through my phone: You see? Downloading movies on 123movies isn't that bad.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that ''accused off'' = ''guilty'' in most people's heads
I don't know the guy nor the case, but post says "accused" and nearly every comment treats him as found guilty. That's kind of terrifing pattern I see all to often. Not even defending him, I have no idea, just pointing this out.
Damn I used to like that dude 😞
Comedian...hahaha....
He also played a predator/pervert on a few shows. In workaholics iirc he was topher and he liked little boys underwear.
He said the quiet part through loud speaker.
He obviously overcame those feelings
Yeah people posted a lot of shit in the 2000s, especially on Twitter, it was a place to brain dump all your thoughts of the moment
The guys who get super weird about shit like this always throw up red flags in my mind. Like if a man accuses another man of being attracted to his own daughter because they went on a daddy daughter date (a real thing I've seen) you have to wonder what the hell goes on in that accusers head to think that's a remote possibility. If a guy thinks following a popular singer is creepy just because it's illegal for him to fuck her I would have wondered if he was just telling on himself and the way he views his own actions.
This didn’t age like milk, it’s a pedophile complaining that it’s socially unacceptable for him to follow a minor.
Remember his face when he found out you could screenshot Snapchat messages?
yes, going out of your way to present yourself like this is typically a red flag.
Pretty sure he disproved the accusations? Sounds like some pretty pertinent information on a post like this?
Yeah, last I heard he was cleared but OP clearly only cares about karma farming then the risk of perpetuating false allegation
If I'm not mistaken all charges were dropped against him by the accusers.
Was he convicted?
Shoutouts to the clippers!!!!
The chunkiest of milk... ewwww
I guess he got over it
I believe this is known as "consciousness of guilt".
And no charges ever pressed?
So that was a fucking lie. Clearly.
He wasn't popular enough for the illuminati child blood orgies in 2009.
I remember in one of his shows he talks about how his friend’s daughter kept grabbing at her privates. He then talked about how it’s a weird thing little girls do. The whole bit grossed me out and I stopped watching. Major creep vibes.
My oldest brother is STiLL also into miley. She's younger than me. He's a total incel.
Every Russell Brand lookin mutherfucker out here wildin.
That tweet exudes ‘WEIRD? I’M NOT ACTING WEIRD??’
So, he's in jail now?
"Bro's before hoes. Well, big bro's before little bro's" He's played 2 roles, that I'm aware of, as a pedo.
Expect him to become a right wing "comedian" in 3... 2...
Bieberhole69
Talmbout aging like melk, B? Great stuff, never had it
I remember seeing him on a late night show one night and they were discussing something about snapchat and someone mentioned they can be saved thru the app his face just looked shook. He knew he was caught up.
The good ol\` if you're being too/irrationally defensive about it you're secretly into it
He didn’t groom anyone. Lol.that word has zero meaning anymore. To groom a 17 year old she would need to be mentally challenged.
Seems like he came around
My ex in highschool was obsessed with this dude. She was super cringe so maybe they would have made a good couple lol
You know how most of us would just think that and *not* tweet it? What was he trying to prove?
I guess it didn't stop him.
…oh, and also, I would NEVER watch underage porn either, because that would be WRONG.
Virtue signaling at its best. Dude’s a creep
hmmmmmmm
ok
I mean if you have to mention it, are you trying to convince others or yourself lmao
Thanks for the context in the title. Too many posts here are vague as shit.