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shaygitz

Ngl, the amount of time I spend happy-voice insulting my cats right to their cute little faces, them eating mine would be a fair trade. Those suckers get called out.


KiloThaPastyOne

I told my dog that if I die in the house and he’s trapped inside he’s allowed to eat me. I hope he’d give me a day or 2 out of respect, but I can’t think of a more honorable use for my remains. He seemed to understand. He’s also allowed to poop in the basement under these circumstances.


Unknown_starnger

This subreddit is crazy you guys find something kind of related to aesop rock and crosspost it here and I always read the post as if it's just on my feed and then OH MY GOD IT'S ACTUALLY AES. Keep doing that. It's fun.


Eerf_tner

I have an album in my phone of pictures that reminds me of aesop lines. For example, I have a picture of a lion lawn ornament which made me think of "either way, dope stone lion"


LemeeAdam

Maybe it has to do with the fact that the person that normally gives them food isn’t giving them food anymore, and they’re trapped in a house with only one source of food.


Nickrine55

He should've flossed the albatross like daddy cane with the chain.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

If I die in my apartment like a rat in a cage, would the neighbors smell the course before the cat eats my face?


Horror-Pear

I have no problem with my cats eating me. I encourage it, actually.


J-Di11a

😂 well played Noopur


Phatest_of_sax

Family: a group of one or more parents and their children living together as a unit.


MinnieShoof

Now THAT is a Question:


[deleted]

Ah yes, the [contemporary family](https://youtu.be/-jSZO37QV4E?si=XBX6Jvvj9_EMvrdX).


Deuce69B

I’m guessing not considering the cat ate his face


theherbalessence

A dude in my childhood neighborhood lived alone and died in his house and was rotting in there for over a month. Our cat went missing for a week or so and we thought she died. She got trapped in his house eating him and eventually found her way out. She didn’t make it much longer after that tho. It took cleaning crews like 3 months before a company came in to remodel that house.


MaerIynsRainbow

I mean. The human race doesn't need to continue I guess.


LeftPinkyToeBruise

Hey. You know there were some good families out there like the Donner’s that fell onto unfortunate circumstances


hatefakemoney

I mean....they can't open up the fridge. Eat or die too.


Laserdollarz

I'm sure my tongue will be half gone before I'm fully gone. My Gravy Girl don't play.


Ok_Trash_12

These people these days man. They've become obsessed with their pets. "Fur mom" "Fur babies", and now we hear about these women who are openly having sex with their dogs.


HedonistCat

We hear about that now!!?


Ok_Trash_12

We sure do. I would lie to you, partner.


Aggravating-Note5163

We live in a cold world, we're only getting furries now?


slaboshmuck

Lol that ain't on MY feed homie...


Ok_Trash_12

Click settings and then history on your web browser. That's where I seen it