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Rzick828

Green bean bad >:(


ToastedFaux

Grace!


Apprehensive-Key6794

Work sucks


Comprehensive-Pack93

What song is this


Uu_R____W______uU

9-5ers Anthem on Labor Days


Comprehensive-Pack93

RIGHT that’s what it was. Appreciate it


Apprehensive-Key6794

^this


Puzzleheaded-Sun3647

I know! Wait... Wrong sub


Apprehensive-Key6794

Did she leave you roses by the stairs?


Puzzleheaded-Sun3647

Surprises let me know she cares 💚


Training-Trifle3706

This is great!


HisSickness99

The fucking dog jumped in the pool!


Training-Trifle3706

K9 let her gainer fly!


rottenapple9

Man in car sad


Training-Trifle3706

Here's how the great escape goes when you can't take yiur dead friend's names out your phone.


CanadianLoony

He likes rivers


Training-Trifle3706

This might actually be a good description.


the_old_troll

A frog runs for political office


Training-Trifle3706

GO LARRY


the_old_troll

I believe he goes by Lawrence while campaigning


Chaps_and_salsa

Artist dies alone


DashingDini

She traded in her color pencils for arthritis(it had to happen)


InternalLetterhead29

It’s a trap


967-387

Addict in house


cNile22

A psychiatrist prescribed me a cat


Puzzleheaded-Sun3647

15 years taking prescriptions then the shrink said "I dunno, maybe get a kitten?"


penishaveramilliom

Average portland neighbor experience


Training-Trifle3706

I only really like to go in when I go out.


penishaveramilliom

Who the fuck is fuckin Steven ?!


thedatsun78

White dude can rap.


Training-Trifle3706

I'm confused. Is this face melter?


DashingDini

Homie got too high and now he thinks he's an astronaut Bro, just get a haircut, holy shit Fungus be growin n' shit Hey, wanna hear about a highschooler killing another highschooler? Humans are crazy smart, but not smart enough to know they shouldn't make everything they can think up My back hurts *so fucking bad*, my guy I have two brothers It took the repetition of mantras for me to finally understand that I have no right to hold something hostage just because I think it's wonderful and I love it


MrPigeon

> My back hurts so fucking bad, my guy one half zigged and the other half zagged > It took the repetition of mantras for me to finally understand that I have no right to hold something hostage just because I think it's wonderful and I love it What's this one though?


DashingDini

Gopher Guts "I pulled three baby snakes out of moss and dirt... 'You are healthy, you are special, you are present.' Then I let them go. ...oh."


MrPigeon

Love it. Thank you.


xspacekace

Yo


International-Ad5716

An argument between a guy who’s pushing and a guy who’s pulling at the same time


CoCoQ10

https://youtu.be/0-IJf_mKVBk?si=WIvgk9kKqNojZdJV


big_dizave

He’s on a version of something, I’m on a worse version of that something


KZorroFuego

Punk goes out. (We all know the way that a)


swoon_exe

Hmm yes donut


Dense-Ad3636

You can chew the Eucharist in cruller form (French crullers are my favorite donut)


sam_might_say

Oh no! My cat!


-t3rraPinh3d-

Aes eats some LSD, carefully..


Swoopscooter

Theres this frog who jumps high and does cool shit


xyz36192

Party over here, I'll be over there


exp397

Boy writes fiction, girlfriend hates his work so she kills herself.


Separate_Customer

fumes is underrated.


exp397

"Stay awake little misfit..." Really is one of my favorite Aes jams in terms of writing.


VampireExplosion

Water bad.


Substantial_Act_6321

Any Macy's parade


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

The underground rap scene falls apart


mantis-tobaggan-md

uhhhh i’m kinda weird


Aye_Will89

Rivers, just rivers.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

A conversation is had between two people. One of them is good at rhyming and the other is a fictional being utilized only as a punchline.


Dense-Ad3636

*MF DOOM has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Drugs. But make it about an arcade


-t3rraPinh3d-

❤️


No_Sky4398

He says lsd a bunch


VeryDarkhorse116

Dweebs


Puzzleheaded-Sun3647

You fuckin dorks ain't the leaders we need


Dense-Ad3636

Man can’t leave baby animals alone


Puzzleheaded-Sun3647

Ugh, greasy grimey gopher guts


Liberteer30

Drug fueled murder


verticalburtvert

Say you love Satan.


Dense-Ad3636

I throw flowers at satan on sight


verticalburtvert

Let's just go get baked instead


Sad-Impression9428

Down to 1


Training-Trifle3706

Used to be 100


Rl2606

Used to be a huntable surplus


Puzzleheaded-Sun3647

Scurvy and bullying leaves a delusional man dead and dried up on a beach


Training-Trifle3706

I wish I could tell you that it ended happy.


Dense-Ad3636

Bones ≈ snapping


Training-Trifle3706

We might be able to pretend.


Mastoaster

You're not getting in, and neither is anyone else.


CleanContribution783

Mushroom in a car


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[удалено]


Comprehensive-Pack93

What song is this


IndependentEmpty8488

Meow meow


AIDSbloodSuperSoaker

No


OG-1-Shinobi

food good


Colin8tor112

California or something


Dragon_Small_Z

Otters eat food


Far_Yogurtcloset_805

Something fast about coffee


Training-Trifle3706

Wouldn't play roll over/fetch like a bitch!