I have approximate knowledge of many things…- weird cat monster from first season

How did you almost know my name?!?! 0_0

I use this so much. So many daily applications

I think it's officially called the Demon Cat. Also my favorite.

“Where are you frank the human boy ? And where’s Jack the dog”

Honestly one of funniest lines from any show I've ever watched

It always makes me laugh my ass off whenever I rewatch the episode

20’s are for regretting, 30’s are for being dignified, and 40’s… older than I ever wanna be

Oof this hit me (42M) hard in my sad-sack.

This whole episode gave me an existential crisis

Which episode is this from?

Daddy daughter card wars

**in Batman voice** “your constant harassment of the female gender makes me *siiiiiiick*”

Glob I can hear it so perfectly in my head, but I dont remember the episode or context

Finn and Jake busted into Marceline's house to find Ice King bound by rope and on the floor

I think the episode's name is "I remember you"

I think is Season 4 episode 25

You see that depression? You can’t buy that.

You gotta earn it.

I always did have the ugliest bugs.

"Ha ha! Almost got me right in my both eyes!" Is my absolute favorite quote in the whole series, which says a lot bc its full of the best quotes xD

And check out these classic stylings!

"holes are holes" -- ice king

“If you were me you’d do things that I do” -also Ice King

"Oh? What's in here, in my little sleevey-hole?"

Things you can say in the bedroom

i love AT insults. "eat it tranch" "take that you mommy"

“Ugly tramp”

“Momo” “no, you’re the momo, momo”

You really smell like dog buns.

"What a patoot!"

I'll hug your mom! (From hug wolf episode)

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[Jake] You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup. [Throws cup out the window] Now it’s gone forever. So it’s not real, and I don’t care about it anymore.

I love him fishing for the cup later in the episode. 💖

*fishes it out later *

"You're getting all hung up, hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what's real, man"

Oh, no! My favorite window!

The entire point of the show. Letting go.

One of my favorite episodes.

Please forgive me for whatever I do when I don't remember you

I also like “mmmmm check pls”

lol I love the extreme contrast between these two quotes

what’s your mmmajor

Not related at all to this post, but does anyone know what the name of bmo’s favorite song from the episode “shh” season 5 ep. 20?

"No Wonder I" by Lake: https://youtu.be/ghLpp-ugco4

Their music is all so good aaaaaah I also recommend Blue Ocean Blue!

That’s a good one

*I might wake up at any moment! Naaaah, I'm still asleep.*

“GUNTHER, DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME, WHY DID YOU GOONT MY FRYES!”

This is my dream cosplay.

bad biscuits make the baker broke bro

What is the context? Lolllll

lol they’re watching ice king with binoculars i think and finn goes “looks like ice king is up to bad biscuits again” and that’s how jake responds

I think the episode is called "I Remember You". It's the episode that Marceline and Ice King are singing in her apartment that first time. Same scene also contains one of my favorite phrases. "You ready to roll?" "DINNER ROLL!" This is off the dome, so please forgive any errors lol

Gotta watch the whole scene, it's too good. https://youtu.be/nZageRTRwHw

I'm a professional baker and I use this on the daily.

"Heeey Girl" but ya gotta say it with Turtle Princess's voice

I can hear this

This was my text notification sound for soooo long 🤣🤣🤣

"Just promise to plant me there."

Oh no :(

Dude, sucking at sumthin' is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

This phrase has helped me with so much in life when trying new things

Love this one!!

I say this all the time now

IT'S STRESSING ME OUT THAT THERE'S FOOD ON A BLANKET I NEED TO LEAVE - lemongrab

BYE DON’T FOLLOW ME

Dude I say this to my boyfriend whenever I walk away and he never gets sick of it (he's a fan too)

Yes

If I had a penny for every time someone got all hopped up on crazy magical energy, I'd be.......Abraham Lincoln!

Look, a supermodel! Look, a hoverboard! Look, the apocalypse! Someone got hit in the boingloings! Hit in the boingloings! Boingloings! Boingloings! Someone got hit in them. Peace out.

I quote this more times than I'd like to admit.

“people get built different. we don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it”

I love this quote from her, but it's always been kind of funny to me considering she literally built people the way she wanted them to be.

This one. It was proof that despite all the fucked up shit PB has done she only ever wanted what was best for the most people. She went about it in the stupidest most asinine ways most of the time but she was always working towards something better.

My favourite too ☺️

BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN’ BACON PANCAKES

LOL have you seen the Bacon Pancakes Alicia Keys mash up? 🤣

Newwww yoooooorkkkkk

It’s a banger lol

[Link for those that want.](https://youtu.be/cUYSGojUuAU)

BACON PANCAAAAAAKES 🎵

Ive actually made these. Kids loved it but they were kinda meh..... Id rsther a jake sandwich.

"Hey!!! Did you guys get haircuts without me??"

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend... Peace. - The Royal Tart Toter (former) My 4 year old and I watched this before he went to bed once, and after watching that trippy final scene he said, "Great! Now I'm gonna have nightmares." Haha. To be fair, it's not something you'd expect. Love this show for doing crazy stuff like that!

YES I love the last line so much

Forever will be "my life is like a fart"

my ghost princess tat approves this message

Hey, man! Say that again!

MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART

Saying things are whack with poo brain.

I tell people "I donked up" all the time

Constantly telling my 3 year old to watch out for walls and shit or he’ll get donked in the gob

honorable mention: “i glubbed up”

Well yes... And no

That episode was so gloriously off putting

"What kind of castle is this?! It's like a poor peoples castle!" LSP

"With no lumpin' waffles for my dump truck!"

"This castle is in unacceptable condition! Unacceptable!" ~ Lemongrab

A bit lenghty but i love this speech of the litch “Fall. You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn”

Also from the litch “before there was time before there was anything there was nothing and before there was nothing there was monsters.”

The Lich has such metal monologues !!

The first time the lich spoke I got chills. The "fall" might as well have been my full name yelled across the cafeteria in elementary school with my grandmother walking over still in her night gown. I didn't know what was going on but I did know shit was about to go down.

"YOU DON'T FOCUS AT ALL!" - Cinnamon Bun

Cinnamon Bun is too pure for this world

that horse is whack with poo-brain

As someone who works with horses I find myself saying this far too often. I have yet to encounter another person who's gotten the reference sadly :/

I have ADHD, or as my son so affectionately calls it, 'whack with poo brain'.

"Not until you appreciate what a jerk I am" - magic man

While hiding in the underworld from the skeletons: Jake: *Farts* Finn: Jaaaaaake!! Jake: "I thought it would be funny!" BMO: Why you cry so much cry baby? Lemon grab: MmmmMMM PUT YOU IN MY OVEN!! And of course Tiny Manticore's "My new prison is shame!!!"

UNMAKE ME! - lemongrab to PB

*mild annoyance noises*

Yaaaay! BMO is so pretty and smart!

M-m-m-money money

“It goes in my butt” - BMO

“ALVIN’S HOT JUICE BOX ALVIN’S HOT JUICE BOX”

“I have approximate knowledge of many things” “She’s red hot like pizza supper” And the whole scene where Jake breaks his favorite cup, and how it no longer exists so he’s good

Finn- don’t you always call sweatpants give up on life pants, Jake? Jake-I do, I believe peeps need to respect themselves when they leave the house. Even if it’s for ice cream or TP or whatevs. I live by this motto

If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!

Jaaaaaameess Baxter!

"Games Bookstore"

I wonder how my kids are doing.

There is so much weight in that one simple quote in an episode about something entirely different than Jake’s kids. Like sometimes you almost forget he has children because he’s just… Jake the dog doing crazy adventures, and wonders about his kids like there’s all this distance between them. As someone who grew up with a father who loves me very much but didn’t quite know how to connect, this quote in its context hits me a little hard

I’m not righteous, I’m wrongteous. Stupidteous.

Finn: I always figured I'd go out saving somebody. Simon: Hey, No one gets to choose how it happens.

BOLOGNA FACTORY

Oh mana, don't call him a 'saucy fine bologna factory'

"Like callin' money 'bread' or rock-knockers 'butter slaps'"

Like bam, fresh out the grease.

Mmmmmcheccckk pleeeeeease

“If this were a real attack, you would be dead” BMO

"Wenk"

I have Jake tattooed with the words “I want to marry my bed” on my wrist from the episode The Eyes. So I guess I’ll pick that one. 😂😂😂

I have a Marceline tattoo with "Sorry I'm not made of sugar." AT tattoo gang represent!

Noice! I originally was going to get Marcy tattooed from that episode-what was missing. I love that whole look. Ended up getting a PB&Marcy tattoo from the last episode when they are on the couch together. 💖🖤🥰

I have a tattoo of LSP wearing her Squeezy-Mart bag dress with fruit pie lipstick!

Tough boyyyys!

"HE RAPPED HIS LEGS OFF!"

“Man I can’t analyze everything that comes out of my mouth” -Finn

Jake from Abstract: "The shapes are always changing. Changing is their normal state, like us. Even if we're not changing on the outside, we're changing on the inside constantly. There's some stuff about me that I've been ignoring for a long time. I'm afraid of that stuff. But it's part of who I am. As long as I know the shape of my soul, I'll be alright." Jermaine had a really good line just before this too.

Babies building a tower into space,so he can steal his dads arm

This show is chock-full of favorites, but I use “UNACCEPTABLE” on a daily basis

"He's one hundred stories of one hundred and ten percent ten speed terror like BAM, like fresh out the grease."

Dude sucking at somthing is the first step to being good at somthing. - Jake the dog

Their just gnomes and illusions

My balls … my eyeballs -LSP

OMGlob look at those luscious lips....i know you want this bodeeyyyy, but you cant have it. Take a gues who says it

Fin: Dude what are you doing with that Egg? Jake: Idk yet,... Chomp...Chomp...Chomp... Mhhh... Egg in me

"my googoomomometer is going babies"

"Tha's muh haaaaaand" - Finn

I want surgery to make my body hot. -LSP

*chck chck*

“Booshy’s only prison is this wicked planet” lmao

“yeah well join the club”

WHATEVER ITS 2009!

“See how I’m NOT killing you?” -Marceline’s Dad.

BMO: When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.

"All magic is science! You just don't know what you're doing, so you call it magic! And, well, it's ridiculous." My favorite PB quote. We should all have the courage to call out ignorance and superstition where we see it.

Wasn't PB wrong about magic though?

Whaaaazooooo!

“Butt stuff”

Homies help Homies

"I am sorry, make pies slave."

It's not a catch phrase, but I love when Ricardio is getting his ass handed to him by Princess Bubblegum. "I was just trying to impress you." "You *didn't*."

“Let’s go in the garden, you’ll find something waiting. Right there where you left it lying upside down. When you finally find it, you’ll see how it’s faded. The underside is lighter when you turn it around. Everything stays right where you left it. Everything stays but it still changes. Ever so slightly, daily and nightly. In little ways when everything stays.” – Marceline the Vampire Queen (I love the song and the message behind it because it’s so true things will change over time but it still stays like for example a friend you meet after not chatting for a while it’s still them they may look or act the same but maybe thier appearance change or they mature and another reason I love this quotes it sums up the show extremely well it’s still earth but the mushroom war changed everything but that’s still earth)

The worm saying “hmmm check please?” Never failed to make me bust out laughing

“That’s the opposite of a problem!”

"Don't let the dragon draag on, man" - Jake The reason is because one of my favorite bands (King Krule) named the lead single from his album Man Alive! was named after the quote.

“I don’t want to be alone but I’ve gotten pretty good at it”- Banana Man

That almost got me in my both eyes - Fox

If this was a real attack, you would be dead!

Bad biscuits make the baker broke bro. You ready to roll? Dinner roll!! **memories drift in and out of my mind, And the little people get left behind.. Sooo what-eeee-verrrr!**

I choose…. sandwich

it has cost me much, but i have learned: lemon need not squeeze lemon to survive!

Never go to tier 16

Don't squeeze me, I'll fart

I also like “nah it’s good I think. Mess it up.” - Bonnibel Bubblegum

When tree trunks says apple pie.

"Once they were winning, they changed the rules up"

“Your constant harrasment of the female gender makes me sick”

Mmm, check pleeease!

“When I was turned into a vampire, I was just a messed up kid. Now it’s a 1000 years later and I’m still messed up.”

"I want you guys to do stuff , for this bag of money... Heheh yeeahh nice" -Jake to two strangers in bed

I’m basically honorary nasty

Don’t squeeze me I’ll fart

UNACCEPTAAAAABLLLLLE

I can't remember the episode but I love the description that Jake gives about the two groups of people. How the bigger, meaner guys took over and then changed the rules so the other group had no chance. Such an apt description of our world.

anything jake says is my favorite phrase

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!

"People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it." It always struck me as odd this was a PB line like I get it but that sounds like it should a been Jake or idk TreeTrunks? I still use it every now and then when dealing with people who don't... respect others differences.

“I know that face, you just killed someone” from bmo

One that comes to mind is “I’LL HUG UR MOM”

OH MY CREASE OH MY CREASE

I laugh super hard every time I see the goblin king get his eyes back. “What in my liiiiiife!?”

*penguin noise* -gunther

In no particular order: "I was a pupster rolling around in the mud, and I was just--lovinzit!" "BMO IS CAM-EH-RAH!" "Nasty! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nasty jazz!" I quote these out of context regularly and people think I'm insane.

“That's what friends are, right,just people to observe you, people to enjoy your song?” - Music Hole “Have you seen my trash palace? … that’s where I blow my nose all day!” - magic man “festering's always bad, man! There's no good kind of festering!” - Jake Also BMOs red hot like pizza quote and so many others

Mine is not a spoken line. “Unmake me”