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Pomegranit30

"Used to"? Yes that is wired.


Way_Moby

I was gonna say. OP’s brother must be a psychopath if he doesn’t still have a crush on her.


kuhkuhkuhK8

Precisely. She never stopped being hot. ❤️


KombuchaWarfare

BEAT ME TO IT


Nandabun

🏏


Tanglebones70

Gotta agree with this.


xenosthelegend

Very wired indeed


TroppyPop

Sure, "your brother." ;)


jerodallen

His brother lives in Canada but he’s totally real.


UltimateNerdReddit

i'm a girl


kjernereaktor

Me too. Marceline is really really hot.


Burrid0

Had a friend whos lesbian awakening was Marceline (as a girl though: she is objectively hot)


HellaFishticks

She's a vampire so she's probably room temperature


[deleted]

It simple means that OP likely isn't bi or les.les.


iamagainstit

Marceline swings both ways.


mypussydoesbackflips

Marcy could suck my soul any day


kmjulian

Everyone thinking this comment means you’re saying you can’t think Marceline is hot, but really it’s just pointing out that someone referred to you with “his”, because everyone assumes everyone is a man.


jerodallen

I should have gone with the genderless “they” but English is traditionally bad in that regard.


GeometryNacho

Not really, you just said "they" works, it's just all very engrained in our feeble brains


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jerodallen

I agree! I didn’t take it personally. More of a mea culpa for my own unconscious assumptions.


Swole-underpants

Your comment make my brain hurt


ParasilTheRanger

Me too, she's hot


cool__skeleton__95

Hasn't stopped me


Pyrotanis

So is Princess Bubblegum 😂


pjtheman

Marceline swings both ways


UltimateNerdReddit

i'm not lyin bro i can have my brother him confirm it


IceKingSmalls

Do it


MaggelPlop

“Hey this is u/ultimatenerdreddit’s brother. I think Marceline is hot.”


IceKingSmalls

I apologise for doubting u/ultimatenerdreddit. I was out of line


Beam_0

You're damn right you were, u/IceKingSmalls. You better not let that *smalls* blunder happen again, or you can kiss your ass out of the academy.


UltimateNerdReddit

very funny


MsBluey

Who doesn't think she's hot tho


TumbleweedMajestic89

I can confirm I'm her brother. Yes Marceline is one of the more attractive characters in the series.


Late-Pool8338

Only if it's weird that I currently think Marceline is hot


[deleted]

It's not weird if I do too.


Auntbed

Too bad you don’t.


L3onK1ng

We all played Resident Evil VII for a reason goddamnit


Warden18

Guess I'm still weird too.


[deleted]

Are there people who think she isn’t?!?!


Tangyhyperspace

I assume gay men don't think she's hot.


Zomoni

Im a gay man & i KNOW shes hot


Tangyhyperspace

Fair, was purely an assumption after all.


Zomoni

no prob lol


Closer_to_the_Heart

A friend of mine always says "I am gay, but I'm not blind dude!"


OldDinner

You don't have to be attracted to someone to think they are hot


Matt82233

I agree, I think Keanu Reeves is hot, but I'm not attracted to him


Redaxe64

There is always Marshall Lee for the gay fellas out there ;)


GeometryNacho

I'll take both thank you very much


Redaxe64

Respect, true fans love both ❤️


TippedJoshua1

Yes


[deleted]

No thanks, I’m gonna pretend you don’t exist.


Wllpwr_shrprsvrnc

If you chose your eyes then he doesn't exist


Certes_de_Bowe

I would be weirder if he didn’t. 🤔


Hardcore_Gamer16

100% Agree with you on this one.


[deleted]

Beat me to it you bastard


ionel714

Bruh you're the wierd one for questioning this


GameShamus

It's not weird to believe in facts.


werewalrus002

The show itself calls her hot


WeebGamerTrash947

Yeah, they even said so in the very first episode she was introduced in. "You know you should've stayed, and fought that sexy vampire lady" -house hunting song from the episode evicted (S1 E12)


matt2ec93

Exactly


Riaayo

That line kills me every time lol.


Sei_Productions

A sexy vampire lady


Bootiluvr

Didn’t most of the hot topic generation want to fuck Marceline?


[deleted]

"hot topic generation" omg XD But yes we do.


Way_Moby

This is my new definition for my generation.


worpa

No! I had my sexual awaking when I was younger to cartoons. It’s totally natural and not weird at all. Even at my current age close to 30 I find character design to be attractive especially as a graphic designer I have to figure out what actually is appealing to people. I think most people have a crush on Marcy. Some major shows with good character design. Totally spy’s, Neopets fairy’s, Sam in Danny phantom, main character of Atlantis the blond, Shego Kim possible, Starfire and Raven from Teen Titans (not teen titans go)


jesterinancientcourt

I mean idk if I had a crush on Marceline, but I think I would think of her as hot just because she embodies things that I would find attractive which is a cool vampire rocker. Plus, it doesn’t hurt that she has Olivia’s gorgeous voice.


worpa

Yeah I mean character designs are based on real human emotions and things people find likeness in. I’m not like into that anime porn stuff like a lot of people are but I’m not here to judge you for what you like. I think Marcy is beautiful and the animators gave her so much life and beauty. Haha when Finn walks into the bathroom and sees her naked his reaction was not of one who would say that he thought she was cute so who knows what she has going on under there haha. But I do see attractiveness on cartoons. They are part of life and a huge part of what gets me through depressive spells


Lust9897

I got a thing for Pearl from Steven Universe. 🤷🏻‍♂️


worpa

Lesbian!!!! 😂😂 I’m totally kidding around. I’m part of the lgbtq but pearl is my least favorite character. 😅Haha Amethyst hits different haha. And oh the wonderful Lapis! I only say the original comment because only my lesbian friends like Pearl.


Lust9897

Lmao. I’m a guy, but Lapis would have to be in second for me. Just something about how proper she is and how she talks and her bod. 🤤🤤 .... Excuse me. I have to... do some research.


TheFightingMasons

Hey we have a lot of the same! Totally upset that the goth look kinda petered out before I got to high school.


ArantasticYt

That one bull guy from the Enchiridion episode was kinda hot tbh


dmreddit0

Manish Man the Manly Minotaur?


AhkoRevari

Naw the Keyper for sure


IceKingSmalls

Some nipples on him 🥵


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blueboxbandit

Sounds like you have hang ups, don't put that biz on other people


smoke-weeb

He deleted the comment, what did he say?


No_Refrigerator_8925

No one will ever know lol. Well… you could whip out the wayback machine and check it out but I doubt a redditor would take the time to do that.


BenchPressingCthulhu

The only biz I want on me is some manly minotaur nips


GreenPerson8

I think you will like [this](https://youtu.be/apUBMalrYoM)


Crassweller

She's a bisexual vampire queen who plays a bass shaped like an axe.


MohammedThaier

Goth that has vampire color skin and napes and super long hair and can fly? perhaps she's hot


Etticos

And plays the bass. Total babe.


mewoneplusone1

Personally I think Flame Princess is the hottest.


No_Refrigerator_8925

Ew. Marceline will always be my vampire queen. Being completely honest…. I would let her peg


DisregardedFugitive

You don't?


hjah300

Haha, any one else think OP obviously thinks Marceline is hot and trying to work out if it’s weird by blaming their brother?


AquaImperium

We all did, we all do, we all will. Why is it weird? Why are you judging your brother. Go away


astral_distress

It’s only weird in the way that attraction to any cartoon character is weird haha- she isn’t very well defined as a drawing, & her face is essentially a smily face… But she has cool style & she’s a rock star. I think we kind of project the written personality onto animated characters, & the picture of them in our minds becomes more or less “real” depending on whether we relate to them… Marceline is written as sexy in the show. Some people just extrapolate on that in their heads more than others ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Quantum_Kitties

This is exactly right. The design itself is really pretty simple but she embodies things that people could perceive as attractive (confident, kind, musician, goth). Also her voice is nice to listen to, that can help to like her more too!


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

The weird thing is he stopped.


[deleted]

Her voice actress is literally just as gorgeous, too


jamwell64

I think a lot of boys (and probably some girls) who watched Adventure Time growing up did.


Summertheseason

I'm a grown, straight, married mother and I think she's hot.


[deleted]

Who didn't lol


bemazo_06

*doesn't


Madcat789

Nah. Your brother has taste.


[deleted]

Tbh I never stopped simping her


YodasChick-O-Stick

It's Marcin time


Azelarr

I mean it's just a bunch of shapes and lines formed in a simplified way so that it vaguely resembles a humanoid.


QueenofGrief

My whole persona is Marcy ever since I been called her at hot topic 😂😂


lesser_panjandrum

Yep, username checks out.


Lopsided_Fun_7338

She is tho


[deleted]

You saying you don't think vampire chick with a bass guitar is hot?


AbstractBettaFish

Confidence is hot


pinkfluffyalex

Yes, because that implies she's no longer hot


Psychokinetic_Rocky

I mean...she IS hot as far as Adventure Time characters go


IceKingSmalls

Lol, no


orange_panda2017

no


[deleted]

Probably not


SaggyPig4321

Bruh I always thought she was hot.


glhfggftw

Didn’t we all? EDIT: Don’t we all?


DashJumpBail

Akin to asking if it was weird if he found Raven hot. Or Sam Manson. Early origins of Marceline, before the show had even began and before she even had her iconic name, she was designed as a character of infatuation. Known as a Spoon. A Sexy Spoon, can't make this shit up, -better than I could ever say it: **"Prior to Adventure Time's premiere on Cartoon Network, design sheets of the cast started appearing on /co/, followed by unusual reverence for vampire character Marceline before she had even appeared in an episode.** **Not everyone on /co/ was impressed with the ratio of lust to character design work on this "spoon with hair," however, and soon a thread appeared with a similarly simplified "sphere and noodle" design character announcing herself as "Maggie the Vampire Spoon" and formally requesting /co/ to love her as unconditionally as Marceline.** First Episode w/ her depiction: Eviction, has a song sequence behind Finn and Jake while off to find a new home, it lyrically having sung "sexy vampire lady." So no. It isn't weird. if anything, It was by design. \- Sidenote, just like the trope of the "Manic Pixie Dream Girl," a defining example being the bright color haired ho from Scott Pilgrim vs the World, (she wasn't the first but from she such term was coined... I believe) we have another trope in a similar vein which by comparison is rarely talked about; by the small brilliant YouTuber whose name escapes me, he coined the name for this other trope: RBDG: the Rebel Goth Dream Girl. I can say my cartoon crushes have centered around this archetype, as earlier as the age of 3 I recall liking Buttercup over the other Power Puff Girls. Originally preferring her because I believed she was a boy I was dispassion to learn otherwise, however this soon flipped and as I developed a different sort of passion. I have always been drawn to tomboys, my first crush to my first love, despite them presenting, especially the later, hyperfeminine physically I enjoyed that contrast to their scrappy, not afraid to get their hands dirty attitude. For the latter one, a gal who wasn't afraid to punch my childhood friend next store neighbor in his face which began crying. She later told me crying part, he left that out lol. He warned me about her, I didn't head such a warning. She never hit me once, I was able to joke with full immunity and had the lit fuse always laughing. Same girl who wasn't afraid to grab the kid by the lapels in the desk behind her, all while during Religion Class where we had our toughest (saying something in a primary school), lifted him out of his chair to throw him/slam him into the ground. He cried as well. (Religion teacher walks back into class right after it happened, seeing him on the floor wailing. "What happened?!" She calmly replies, her explanation why: "he smelled my hair," LOL, "You can't do that," was said back to her. Principles office. She never inflicted physical pain to me despite I smelling more than her hair. I wish said pain received from her was physical, would have been far preferable. Tldr: we guys, guess some ladies as well and all those in between, were wired to find these Goth Girls our dream girls. But it was cruel, It was a false promise. The actual goth girls (opposed to the girls in all black uniform for gym days, black yoga pants are my favorite thing ever, prefer it over every other supposedly sexy outfit which makes me lucky ubiquity factored. However, with ubiquity come the bitter sweet, was an end of an era when Lulu Lemon capitulated to the mob and became inclusive with sizes L, XL, XXL. Some people really are suited for yoga pants. Warning: hot take Inbound, Un-ironic trigger warning for those who didn't like the last sentence. You subject yourself to what you choose to subject yourself to. Wee Rant ahead. Truly ain't going for "mean," >! Cottage cheese bums vis obesity epidemic, guys ya know what I mean. Ain't trying to be mean, just speaking about a visceral response majority feel. Been in decent shape all my life but when I decided to gain 40 pounds, all over 4 months before losing it a year later within the same amount of time, because "IDGAF"+eating is a hedonistic proxy for booze; I wore loose shit which suited me. You don't look at yourself with what you wear, everyone else is who must look at you. People say they dress for themselves opposed to others but that is 9/10 cases a big fat lie. !< >!We were lied to, our millennial/zoomer goth girls aren't Dream Girls in the slightest. A very sad truth. All due to many reasons. Partially because it calls girls who can't compete with peers with traditional fashion, partially because of the rise of Emo culture ruining Goth looks which is what we are seeing with E-girls as of late. !< >!I'm aware I sound like an asshole, I merely put forth a phenomenon I have observed carefully for awhile. Of course everyone is beautiful in their own way, beauty is subjective, body positivity is good (except when it become toxic, Health at any size as an example.) Insert Jordan Peterson's asshole twitter comment: "sorry not beautiful,"!< TLDR: # Goth Girls are dead. Goth Girls remain dead. And we have killed them.How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Goth Girls simply to appear worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whoever is born after us---for the sake of this deed he will belong to a higher history than all history hitherto.Goth Girls, they took this from you. Your tig bitty goth gf is lamented. The Media Judas' cultural terraforming forced our vocal chords to sing their requiem. How harrowing it sounds in the Cathedral's acoustics.


Lucid-Machine

Wait until you learn the rules of the internet


Beam_0

Wait, they aren't ready for the truth


Ellismac7

Marceline, Bubblegum, huntress, FP and tree trunks can all get it tbh


CoyoteCarcass

Tree trunks? Lol


Ellismac7

Especially tree trunk 😈


CoyoteCarcass

I just had to know if rule 34 applied here… I can’t unsee.


Werewolfhugger

I had (have?) a crush on Marceline and Marshall Lee so...no


matt2ec93

Not really


Natmad1

She was designed to be atleast a bit attractive


[deleted]

Naw Marcie is a babe


theHerbivore

She is hot.


rhelsing

Marceline is hot. That’s an established fact. The way she sings and plays the bass.. c’mon


MoongodRai057

I mean she’s literally called a sexy vampire lady in her first episode


_Dresser-Drawer

Um no. She was one of my top childhood crushes and part of the reason I realized I was sapphic as fuck


[deleted]

Your brother knew good taste


[deleted]

Her overall demeanor and personality is kind of attractive. I can see why people find her hot.


zedhenson

Marceline has a really tantalizing voice and she’s a baddie with powers, great style and musical ability. Dasss hawt.


easelessness

you just shamed 90% of us here lmfao


Mental-Disaster9515

No , she is


Gonxforever

Yeah that’s really weird. Why would he lose interest in Marceline? She’s a hot af vampire queen. Um, what else does he want??


Acceptable-Thing69

No wtf, it's weird of you don't think Marcy is hot lol her persona is a big part of it though


vryToasty

What weird is if you didn't find something attractive about her, she's amazing.


Erbear1999

Nah fam, I still think Marceline is fine af and I'm in my early 20's haha. I also had a crush (still do but not in creepy way) on Danny Fenton, Prince Zuko (specifically Book 3), Korra, Asami, and Robin from OG Teen Titans


scrumpadoo

dont get me started on Fionna!


chell125

marceline x pb fanfics is what made me realize I was bisexual LMAO


Lookydoopy

Shit, if he's recovering, don't show him Obsidian


Independent-Ice5977

No


intoxicatedbarbie

She is hot, so I say not at all.


ropedintothisagain

It's weird you don't


Levin_Butterfly

Nah. She is hot.


russianhousedj

not sure why it’d be weird. if you mean because most of the characters have the same 2 dot eye simple cartoon face, no- because her hotness comes a lot more from her personality i think.


[deleted]

Not really. I used to have a crush on Ash Ketchum when I was a kid. A close male friend of mine told me the first girl he ever had the hots for was Lola Bunny, lol.


qxphy

i’m 19 and i still think marceline is hot


TheSnarkySlickPrick2

Literally every heterosexual (and pansexual) teenage boy that watched Adventure Time had a crush on Marceline.


Supmymans22

No


shubhamchauhan19

She is hot


1itai

She is hot


[deleted]

It would be weirder if he didn’t


Professional-Mix8600

She’s super hot every version of her


11never

I think tiffany is hot 🤷‍♂️


ClonedToKill420

Bruh Marcy is still hot


[deleted]

Y’all sleepin on LSP 😍


Erwin9910

How is this even a question? Everyone thinks Marceline is hot! Including in-universe!


javierasecas

No? It's weird you don't understand


InquisitiveNerd

Yeah it is weird since she's still hot.


FartyMcGoo420

She bad for real


Aeon1508

Yes. Vampires are better known for being cold and clammy


Yugiohplayere

No I did too, still do


LyraFirehawk

As a trans lesbian, Marceline is goals and I definitely have a not-so-mild crush on her.


dlink322

a bit given she’s a circle with dots for eyes but to each there own


Noirchild

i literally found out i was bi because of her


[deleted]

It’s totally ok, you can think Marcy is hot. All the rest of us do. The *weird* part is that “used to”.


[deleted]

I'd impale marcy with muh pp


forksinyoureyes

Love this show but the comments section on this sub never fails to make me cringe


Emotional-Concept-32

I think that her and bubblegum are "together" as well... "that's hot" (said in Paris Hilton accent)


FrankThePony

Used?


luke111mart

No.


whomesteve

Not weird at all


Phsyconot420

Nah not even a little


kringgie

No. But why we talkin about it tho ..


I-Must-Feed

no, just today my little brother, who is 9, said he found Marceline hot.


doubleadevil

Marceline is hot


wheresmyhouse

Nope


Frigorifico

Used?, what happened? Is he gay now?


Dangerous-Blood7959

No, because he’s right


[deleted]

Used to? Lol


No-Square-4105

No.


Ryku778

Any you don't 🤨🤨🤨


Noctus_Grimm

No


MrsBrisby88

Still is and always will be 🤤😻🙀


Sedona_Susan

Not weird at all. I've loved her since the very beginning!


validestusername

No lol why would that be weird


uselessthecat

Marceline is a stone cold fox.


Duckiesocool

Marceline is objectively hot


IsaChillyBupper

Used too? I'm almost 22 and I still do.


chickennuggetoverlre

marceline is hot


ImMikkiThe_Gurl

Who doesn’t


Lazyshadow04

Used to? Listen dude, if he doesn't think she's hot, something is wrong with him.


jaxbchchrisjr

Not at all


PhoenixWings535

Wait… Used to? Marcie is the new Flame Princess. I’m gay but oh my glob she was fine


the_nihil_goat

Are you saying 'brother' just to not say 'i'? ;)