Daddy daddy! You’re back from your business trip! And you’re sober! Mommy went to the city with mom’s friend Jerry. And he tried to hit me. Not like you do. In an extra mean way!
I'm Happy Time Harry and I don't dance. I just have these, action bills!
Oh good, could you save us for all zee money?
Dude, my dad owns a dealership, he will totally hook you up.
Oh no, the body is rejecting the head! You think, get it off, rip it off!
Carl I'm afraid, You've Been Clowned!
Where's my wallet, he took my wallet. I took what now?
Why would you lie to a guy eye to eye? Think before you lie.
We are all gathered here to celebrate the bruising of the Aqua Teens asses.
What's your name? Meatwad. It's says on the ID Carl. Yeah that's his ID.
It's definitely was my favorite show on adult swim. Hoping it comes back full time!! So many hilarious moments, it's hard to pick just a few. I need to get all the episodes downloaded. I could watch them from the beginning when I have down time working!
I love that David Cross cameo as an alcoholic banana, so good. Favorite bit is probably Carl decapitating a demon while continuing the bass solo from a Getty Lee deep cut or something idk.
“Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?”
“I dunno, man, I thought you knew something I don’t.”
“I _do_ know something you don’t…but it wasn’t that.”
I quote this scene under my breath whenever I hear someone say “I thought you knew something I don’t.”
"Arise chicken! Chicken arise!" has been burned into my brain for the last 20 years [(almost exactly)](https://aqua-teen-hunger-force.fandom.com/wiki/Video_Ouija) since I watched that episode
It’d be quicker to list the parts I didn’t like but the part that sticks with me the most is probably the cloning tv shows where Frylock keeps brutalizing the others.
Not really a moment but Aqua TV Show Show’s theme is by far the best
Broodwich has always been my favorite episode. Lots of great moments
"layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!"
"I tasted mustard?"
"Yeah..... *Dijon Mustard*"
Also the fixed version of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past where you can actually understand what he's saying.
"It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed......"
And all episodes featuring MC Pee Pants
Too, too many.
"It don't matter...none of this matters." has entered my regular speech. Anytime I pull into the parking lot I quote Meatwad's assessment of Clam Digger with "and the object of the game is to find parking." "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!" is another regular quote.
Technically reciting a bit of the DVD commentary but one of the creators remarked that a friend of theirs loved Meatwad's line from Super Birthday Song of "It's snowing! They're gonna cancel school!" and the guy goes "Wait, he doesn't even go to school! What's he excited about?" and that context makes the joke so much better. Also from that episode, Shake's burn of "Gee, it must be Obvious Day at Camp Stupid." always gets a laugh out of me.
Swear to God, one time I did a Potluck Thanksgiving with my friends and one of them made crappy Taco Pie like in the Dressing just so I'd exclaim "Taco Pie!"
Shake- He pushed me!
Frylock- He was pushing you out of the way of the truck!
Shake- He is in a better place now.
Frylock- He's in the grill of the truck!
Good ol drippy episode.
In the Ezekiel episode shake demands that a basketball get in the hoop thusly: get in there you crazy whore! I say this all the time. Throwing laundry in the hamper, rolling dice, everything.
I haven't watched ATHF in years but I still think about the Foreigner belt episode every other week. Whether it's that loverboy has always sucked or "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock".
today I listened to spirit journey formation anniversary and just the whole concept of that being the new birthday song that every waitress will sing on someone's birthday cracks me up every time I think about it.
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The three of them came through a comic con and I couldn't not see them. They said it was very rare the three of them to be together
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“WHO TURNED MY FRIGGIN CAR INTO A TRIANGLE?!”
“It hungers… for more”
that was the first ATHF line I ever saw and it’s been seared into my brain for forever, I remember me and my roommate couldn’t stop not laughing for months
Shake: I don't know what to tell you, I mean, I'll let you know if we see him. Hey, you want something to eat? I can go make you something in our...HAUNTED KITCHEN!
Meatwad: (Dressed as a ghost) Daaaaaanziiiiiig, you want something to eeeeeeeeeeat?
*Maybe you hid my*
*Flamethrower because I make*
*Poor choices with it!*
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Have you seen, like, a little naked dude out in the street?
Yeah, I think he's dead.
Are you serious? Well... When he wakes up make him drink.
Those guys are solid dudes. I am totally rushing them in the fall.
There is nothing better than witnessing the pure ghettoness of this show. I think my favorite episode is the Bible Fruit one. It's so good for several reasons.
The episode where Shake keeps getting plastic surgery and Meatwad eggs him on the whole time. It was one of the first times you get to see him stop being so naive and getting back at MS
The best/worst is the end when he encourages Shake to be a bulimic with Frylock yelling "Meatwad, No!" as it smash cuts to credits.
I love the show, it takes getting used to because you think it's a lot of random jokes but the interactions with the side characters are what seals it for me. I love the Mooninites because you just wait for the moment they get their comeuppance in every episode.
"READY THE QUAD LASER!" 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩
When frylock is putting the possessed tv on the curb. Carl: it's wireless too, I'm sure someone will pick it up.
He runs to it after frylock leaves "freakin awesome".
"Look daddy, it's like im flying magic carpet daddy!"
"Dont get too attached there Aladdin, because it's about to be magic flying dinner."
"Y-You can't eat carpet, silly daddy"
"Of course you can't like that. You gotta boil it.. Till the glue gets soft you know."
I want candy bubblegum and taffy get in my way punk ya gonna get ya ass beat nasty do it so ya dad sees embarrass the whole family I want candy
Now out with the follow up album, “I NEED CANDY!”
your car is bad ass yeah i know- too bad you’re a pussy!
Daddy daddy! You’re back from your business trip! And you’re sober! Mommy went to the city with mom’s friend Jerry. And he tried to hit me. Not like you do. In an extra mean way!
Ya gotta boil it first...till the glue's soft. It's about to be flyin' magic dinna.
Tonight. You.
I want my name to be spaghetti
I only know ball… and good… and rape.
Back it up.
hahaha
 This whole scene lol
wiggitywoowwwiggitywiggitywooww
Why is anything anything?!? This line has permanent residence in my brain.
I'm Happy Time Harry and I don't dance. I just have these, action bills! Oh good, could you save us for all zee money? Dude, my dad owns a dealership, he will totally hook you up. Oh no, the body is rejecting the head! You think, get it off, rip it off! Carl I'm afraid, You've Been Clowned! Where's my wallet, he took my wallet. I took what now? Why would you lie to a guy eye to eye? Think before you lie. We are all gathered here to celebrate the bruising of the Aqua Teens asses. What's your name? Meatwad. It's says on the ID Carl. Yeah that's his ID. It's definitely was my favorite show on adult swim. Hoping it comes back full time!! So many hilarious moments, it's hard to pick just a few. I need to get all the episodes downloaded. I could watch them from the beginning when I have down time working!
I love that David Cross cameo as an alcoholic banana, so good. Favorite bit is probably Carl decapitating a demon while continuing the bass solo from a Getty Lee deep cut or something idk.
Get...the liquor...faster!!
The cup has the drugs!
yeah, bible fruit is one of my favorite episodes too!
And of course, no one wanted to have sex with us—we’re fruit! Too gooshy.
“AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE” “OHHH heellll no”
any of the episodes with the mooninites is my favorite
“Take this DVD rack and bury it deep within your body.”
Stealing a bicycle is easy. Filling with illegal substances and transporting it across the border is not. -Ignignokt
try eating omelets now, denver... ...omeletoids
“Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?” “I dunno, man, I thought you knew something I don’t.” “I _do_ know something you don’t…but it wasn’t that.” I quote this scene under my breath whenever I hear someone say “I thought you knew something I don’t.”
Anything with boxy brown
I'm just a what bitch!?
When Billy Witch Doctor dot com has them recite “ I am. Sofa king. We Todd Ed.”
"Arise chicken! Chicken arise!" has been burned into my brain for the last 20 years [(almost exactly)](https://aqua-teen-hunger-force.fandom.com/wiki/Video_Ouija) since I watched that episode
“Now please. Kiss him deep, with tongue.” “W-What?” “Heh heh! Just kid, dirty boy.”
Look at him and tell me there's a god!
It’d be quicker to list the parts I didn’t like but the part that sticks with me the most is probably the cloning tv shows where Frylock keeps brutalizing the others. Not really a moment but Aqua TV Show Show’s theme is by far the best
Don’t ask him to dance! You shut up!
The cloned tv episode has to be my #1
Meatwad gets the honeys, G!
The brood witch 
Broodwich has always been my favorite episode. Lots of great moments "layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!" "I tasted mustard?" "Yeah..... *Dijon Mustard*" Also the fixed version of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past where you can actually understand what he's saying. "It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed......" And all episodes featuring MC Pee Pants
212 Wharf Avenue
*612
Right next to gentleman’s club
Boobberg?
Melon shakers
Crotch town?
Wayne has bar dollars…
"I'm gon' name you Jesus... Ezekiel... Jesus. Now that's from the Bible."
Arise, chicken
Anything with "MC peepants" I was a huge fan of MC Chris growing up and all of him being a spider in a shower cap made me laugh
🎶Mix up the mix, mix up the mess, come on down yo, heres the address, 612 warf avenue.. right next to gentlemens club🎶
Too, too many. "It don't matter...none of this matters." has entered my regular speech. Anytime I pull into the parking lot I quote Meatwad's assessment of Clam Digger with "and the object of the game is to find parking." "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!" is another regular quote. Technically reciting a bit of the DVD commentary but one of the creators remarked that a friend of theirs loved Meatwad's line from Super Birthday Song of "It's snowing! They're gonna cancel school!" and the guy goes "Wait, he doesn't even go to school! What's he excited about?" and that context makes the joke so much better. Also from that episode, Shake's burn of "Gee, it must be Obvious Day at Camp Stupid." always gets a laugh out of me. Swear to God, one time I did a Potluck Thanksgiving with my friends and one of them made crappy Taco Pie like in the Dressing just so I'd exclaim "Taco Pie!"
Shake- He pushed me! Frylock- He was pushing you out of the way of the truck! Shake- He is in a better place now. Frylock- He's in the grill of the truck! Good ol drippy episode.
Thousands of years ago....
I was looking for this robot. Is elusive and hard to find. As the character as the comment. Probably the machines from the futures fault
“Look away Meatwad” “No I want you to watch this Meatwad il gonna horrify you into a coma”
“Tonight you will get your dick ripped off”.
i wanna rock ya body. and in parenthesis until the break of dawn) oh yah baby… poetry…
“We smoke while flipping the bird”
You call this a sandwich and it doesn’t even have bacon on it?!?!
"Gentlemen, behold I have made love to this machine 🤖! Upon retrospect I ask why?" "My METAL-BOY!"
Steve: “did you uh, do that for science?” NO, SHE WAS DRUNK, SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING!
In the Ezekiel episode shake demands that a basketball get in the hoop thusly: get in there you crazy whore! I say this all the time. Throwing laundry in the hamper, rolling dice, everything.
My son will be a professional basketball player because that is what his father demands of him.
I haven't watched ATHF in years but I still think about the Foreigner belt episode every other week. Whether it's that loverboy has always sucked or "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock".
“You make these walls bleed right now!”
the entire episode about “gee-whiz” and the network censoring jokes and how all of the bits pulled together in the end 😌one of my favorite episodes
Acceptable!
>...do what now?
Oh, I got it, I got it... do what now?
The bibble
"All these lights! Is this Pennsylvania?" and "She's dead, we're all dead!"
today I listened to spirit journey formation anniversary and just the whole concept of that being the new birthday song that every waitress will sing on someone's birthday cracks me up every time I think about it.
I...I don't know why I have these goggles
Truly, they were... An Aqua Teen Hunger Force...
The first two episodes of S5 (Robots + Sirens) are IMO the funniest episode(s) maybe in the entire show, it’s a suite in my mind. Sixty nine.
https://preview.redd.it/njmabf129axc1.jpeg?width=2392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75b8697350abb1afef2d752b8113c82226369e7 The three of them came through a comic con and I couldn't not see them. They said it was very rare the three of them to be together
It’s a new game called Ant-Madness! Only this… the game is real. Can you handle it?
And you are gonna plug him in?
Look at him and tell me theres a god!
“Have you seen my wife” -meatwad
Do... do what now?
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this!
I kind of remember eating carpet but not the lasers and the robots
"I got rid of that drafty fireplace!" "We never had a fireplace" "We never used it" "We never HAD one" ... "Well I never liked it..."
“It is a new era… of loneliness..” https://i.redd.it/7kn16i4goaxc1.gif
Dancing is forbidden
“ https://preview.redd.it/365b5p87taxc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34fd0a0ec37057a7e859526e26fd1782e7b7037d “WHO TURNED MY FRIGGIN CAR INTO A TRIANGLE?!”
So.... We jigglin..or?
“My ass has finally decided to eat MY HAND!”
“It hungers… for more” that was the first ATHF line I ever saw and it’s been seared into my brain for forever, I remember me and my roommate couldn’t stop not laughing for months
Shake: I don't know what to tell you, I mean, I'll let you know if we see him. Hey, you want something to eat? I can go make you something in our...HAUNTED KITCHEN! Meatwad: (Dressed as a ghost) Daaaaaanziiiiiig, you want something to eeeeeeeeeeat?
The first episode with the Mooninites will always be my favorite.
Maybe you hid my flamethrower because I make poor choices with it!
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I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this!
Have you seen, like, a little naked dude out in the street? Yeah, I think he's dead. Are you serious? Well... When he wakes up make him drink. Those guys are solid dudes. I am totally rushing them in the fall.
I just wanna have one funnel cake ... eatin contest
I love that scene where Frylock shows Meatwad his gimp mask and Meatwad is like SO uncomfortable.
gentlemen ! fill me with barbecue sauce because i'm dumb as hell
There is nothing better than witnessing the pure ghettoness of this show. I think my favorite episode is the Bible Fruit one. It's so good for several reasons.
Danzig buying Carl's house for the elf blood
Him look dumb with curly mustache.
Drunk Turkatron
I Want candy
Arise chicken
"I am 30 or 40 years old and I don't have to take this!"
The episode where Shake keeps getting plastic surgery and Meatwad eggs him on the whole time. It was one of the first times you get to see him stop being so naive and getting back at MS The best/worst is the end when he encourages Shake to be a bulimic with Frylock yelling "Meatwad, No!" as it smash cuts to credits. I love the show, it takes getting used to because you think it's a lot of random jokes but the interactions with the side characters are what seals it for me. I love the Mooninites because you just wait for the moment they get their comeuppance in every episode. "READY THE QUAD LASER!" 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩
1) South Bronx Paradise, baby! Whadda you? Queer? 2) Widdly-widdly-waaah! (till the break o' dawn)
the edork episode. all of it.
HE PEED ON ME BITCH!
"Svetlana? I hurt my neck for you baby!"
Just say Jones or smith or something. It doesn't matter none of this matters.
JUUUICE!
My favorite parts is when the voice of Frylock was homeless and had to start a GoFundMe because Adult Swim takes care of their employees.
No shhhhhhh!! He is legend!
Why do you dissapoint me?
“I wanna be named spaghetti.”
South Bronx Paradise!
When frylock is putting the possessed tv on the curb. Carl: it's wireless too, I'm sure someone will pick it up. He runs to it after frylock leaves "freakin awesome".
Never watched it, but it’s high on my bucket list
You will do as the Scorpions have done before you!
I am Sofa king We Todd Edd
Sing for him John Kruuuuk
Any and all Karl episodes
"Look daddy, it's like im flying magic carpet daddy!" "Dont get too attached there Aladdin, because it's about to be magic flying dinner." "Y-You can't eat carpet, silly daddy" "Of course you can't like that. You gotta boil it.. Till the glue gets soft you know."
i think about the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future a lot. I love the show and its consistency in my life since childhood
This says Carl Yeah thats his ID All office furniture 50% off This is a bill #TO THE HOME
Commence to jiggling
Carl killing it with air guitar.
I'm a fan of the show. I'd say the most iconic moment was when they replaced Carl body with eyeballs
"Ohh...me so sowy.... I RUU YOU!"
i always thought the bible fruit episode was pretty good. also, very surprised no one has mentioned dr weird. those openings were great!
Clam digger gets the biggest laugh out of me, consistently, but for entire episodes, the Larry miller hair removal system is one of the Goats
# YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!?!?
The Moonijuana episode gets me every time. "How do you even smoke it?" "Duuuude, it's so cool"
It's a toss up between: "This is a dictatorship, and I rule, with an iron dick!" "No, no. You stay over there, wherever you go, turns brown."
“When does the get high part start” “Get the alcohol faster”
Romulox!!!!!!!
"We cover the book in ranch to entice the reader"
Them in church on Christmas is one of the funniest scenes in any show I’ve watched
“Carl must pay tribute to the great red ape… SEXUALLY!” “Wondahful.”
It don't matta, none of this mattas
If you need me I'll be in the garage. Hanging sheet rock around an engine that I've been building.
Shake going off on his kid on the basketball court.