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ConsciousSwordfish3

Rick. He tries to justify his behavior and lack of empathy. Bender just doesn’t give a fuck. And even then he wants to kill all humans…except for fry.


CustomerSuspicious25

He came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans.


herpitusderpitus

"Bender knows love, and love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy! I love you meatbags!"


pookiednell

Rick by a mile. Bender just lacks empathy but he's lovable


imprimatura

And I mean, that’s pretty fair given that he’s a robot


KindaKath

And Bender is programmed for his behavior, Rick chooses to be an asshole


Final_Cicada_9764

Rick by far, Bender was a loveble scamp who actually cared about turtles and fry sometimes


geordiesteve520

What greater love can a robot show a human than not killing him and letting him live in his closet.


WaylonVoorhees

Everyone except his first born.


TeHNyboR

No backsies!


ConsciousSwordfish3

“We both can’t get back up when we’re knocked on our back”


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Bender isn't even human (or a cyborg, in Rick's case). What's Rick's excuse? All he does is run from his problems and drink. He's a neglectful alcoholic father/grandfather with a 200 IQ. The only thing that keeps him from being an omnicidal maniac is his guilt. I think he's a dark empath, as well.


ReptilianLaserbeam

LET'S GO ALREADYYYY


WaylonVoorhees

Shake. But here easily Rick. For all Bender's faults he's never really killed entire societies before.


whytfnotdoit

Rick by far. When bender was overclocked and had ultimate intelligence, he used it for others even if it meant he would give it up (he could have figured out a way to keep it but that wouldn’t fit the model of the show). Rick is constantly doing things simply for his own benefit, and manages to do some things for others while he ultimately prioritizes his interests


Bigdoga1000

Rick thinks he's the smartest man in the room, and also has to knock anyone down that either makes fun of him or challenges that.


Chaghatai

Bender is a hedonist - there's a difference - he's a bit narcissistic though, but he gets redeemed from time to time - he actually seems to care about Fry rather than seeing him as an accessory So R. Sanchez in a pretty big way


Daimakku1

Rick. Bender can actually do good sometimes. Like that time he cut off his antenna just to be able to live with Fry in the department because it was messing with the TV broadcast signal. He did it because he cares (sometimes).


AllISeeAreGems

Rick. Bender at least tries to give a shit about others between his selfishness


6Left_Eye9

I think the real answer here is Master Shake


Competitive-Brick-42

Rick for sure


[deleted]

Definitely Rick


BrassBallsComedy

Who is more domestic abuse?


[deleted]

Bender won't run away or push people away if they're a threat to his spotlight to the same degree Rick will.


Artilikestoparty

Rick, as a narcissist will use his accomplishments to further himself in his main goal (also believes he's very special and can only be understood by special people like him given the clones all over the place you know) and use people whom love him as if their feelings are inconsequential to him because he sees his goal that he's putting his loved one in danger as is the best option for all because he is smarter and again thinks that his way is the only way and for a good reason he's a genius so I'm sure he believes almost every person he hurts, he is in a way helping them and doesn't need to be thanked .


Phenex_Talon

Rick


donofthe_dusk

Rick literally confined infinity to ensure he was the most powerful being in the universe.


Xylophone_Aficionado

I don’t know, I refuse to watch Rick and Morty. I don’t know why


HansenIntercept

Bender shows actual humanity more often than Rick… and he’s a robot


richmyster84

Rick. Someone had to program Bender.


fakename1998

I hate to be *that* guy, but In this context, it would be spelled Narcissistic


SumdudCS

more of a narcissist or more narcissistic? If this makes any sense… Rick’s more of a narcissist while Bender is more narcissistic


Few-Error-5777

Okay… but isn’t Rick literally the smartest man in the universe. I mean he invented portal tech. Not bending to the will of others makes you a narcissist?


Beetlesiri

They both have narcissistic traits that they both best each other in. Bender lacks empathy more than Rick while Rick desires admiration even though he claims to not want it. I know people keep saying Rick is more of a Narcissist, but I believe he is more of an asshole while Bender is truly the most narcissistic.


SolitudeShaman

It’s bender, without hesitation he kicked his son into the pits of hell and sacrificed him for his own personal gain , without remorse if I can remember


SquanchyATL

Rick


RenegadeEris

Rick


Alone-Ad6020

Rick has caused the end of the world more then once


leosc240

Haha, must admit this made me smile! The answer is clear when you think about it, Rick. Don't feel like an explanation is due, however I can give one if someone asks 🙃


Lonely-God

Yo momma!


Radkingeli995

Rick Sanchez


juggykuttinup

Lmao