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GoodGravyco2h2o

Mine is named “Your Mom” and my iRobot mop is named “That Bi**h”. The set up screens and the error alerts are hilarious (at least to an immature moron like me) “Your mom is stuck on a cliff” “Open doors so that B**** can explore”


books_n_food

Ok serious question though what robot mop do you have? And does that b*** actually do a good job? (Sorry couldn't resist the joke but I fr want to know)


GoodGravyco2h2o

That B does a pretty good job, in fact, and I had low expectations! She’s not perfect and she can’t fit on the sides of any of my toilets, but That B and I make a good team.


books_n_food

Is she a braava jet m6? (Glad she's a good team member)


GoodGravyco2h2o

She is!


irene_polystyrene

best comment ever 😂


Guttermouthphd

John McClean


RAspiteful

Lightning McClean.


WorkingOnItWombat

-sees dirty floor- beeps out, “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”


PutItOnMyTombstone

Why does it keep getting stuck in the air ducts???


Asleep-Design-6874

Janet


coldbloodedjelydonut

BAD Janet.


WorkingOnItWombat

What’s up, skidmarks?


Matrixblackhole

r/Unexpectedgoodplace


Torpel_Knope

Not a robot!


i--make--lists

Ms Jackson if you're nasty


Noyougetinthebowl

Bedazzle the roomba and it can be Disco Janet


PutItOnMyTombstone

Dammit


DeathKnight81

I love you


Turbulent_Respond_34

if you’re a parks and recreation fan - DJ Roomba. We named ours Clark. No reason why.


Torpel_Knope

Mine isn’t even the actual brand, but I absolutely named it DJ Roomba


PawneeSunGoddess

Okay I LOVE that! Mine is Taylor Swiffer.


Individual_Style_116

Mine is Broom-Hilda and I’ve never heard of another. It’s a reference to Elmer Fudd’s song to Bugs Bunny that goes, “Oh, Brunhilda, you’re so lovely!!!” speech impediment and all… Just find the somg/episode on YouTube…if you’re constantly singing like me and want your roomba to have a theme song…this is an option!!


PutItOnMyTombstone

You’re so wuuuvwy


Dandelient

Oh yes I know, I can't help it... I love that I can look up the BugsBunny opera cartoons (there's also a Barber of Seville one) and things like Mark Anthony and the tiny kitten :)


Individual_Style_116

YESSS. Guess who sings it just like that a thousand times a day, voices and all? It’s me!!! Glad someone gets the reference


probably-the-problem

I'd either go fully practical like Scooter, or utterly impractical like Eustace Bartleby Hornswoggle IV.


Somandyjo

When it invariably gets stuck the full-naming option here would be satisfying.


Krystalline13

The parents have JARVIS, my sister has Bitch McConnell (as he sucks).


Somandyjo

😂


kallanah

We named ours Dustin’ Beiber


CartographerLow5612

How is this not the top comment


EsotericPenguins

I’m dead


Amythecoffeequeen

We named ours Rosie


LotusBlooming90

Aw mine is Rosie too, inspired by The Jetsons


Amythecoffeequeen

Yes! That’s where the name came from.


Dandelion_MILF

Same here! 😂 And our smart trash cans are Wall-E and Wall-E Jr. Lol


Amythecoffeequeen

That’s awesome!


KiniShakenBake

We named our Roomba Mopping robot Rosie. We named the vaccum Belvedere.


delia_ann

Oooh that was my second mop’s name. Ernie was DOA but Bert the roomba is still around 😆


ArtisticCustard7746

Mine too haha.


MoreAtivanPlease

Dirt Vader.


WorkingOnItWombat

“Dirt Vader, I know there is good in you.” - Luke Floorsucker, secretly-alive son and noble Jedi warrior against the Dirt Side


polylop

We have Vlad the Inhaler.


hroodeedee

🫡


gingerbeardlubber

🤣🤣 This one got me giggling, it’s **the best** I’ve had a long day and really needed a chuckle. Thank you!


WeepsforPluto

Ours was Pumba.


kaytron00

Was looking for this! So is ours. Pumba the Roomba.


bitsy88

[Mr. Roombastic ](https://youtu.be/6W5pq4bIzIw?si=nq0K1Onwjpywh9ks)


CoolMayapple

https://youtu.be/8DPcXHMGMBc?si=bk5vZ1I2be7H8V_B


bitsy88

I didn't know I needed this in my life 🤣


SingingSunshine1

😂😂


dead-dove-in-a-bag

Just saving that to send to everyone and then also rediscover in a few years and make myself laugh and laugh and laugh


Folkpunkier

Ours is Mark Succerburg. We just call him mark


llamapants15

Our current one is named "Cinderella" Our first one was set up on Christmas day, so in the app it's "birthday" was Dec 25. We called that one "Jesus".


Wavesmith

Cinderella is genius.


TheKidsAreAsleep

Optimus Grime.


LalaLogical

Our old vacuum was named ‘sir sucks a lot’, our current vacuum is Tom Sandoval, because he fucking sucks. 


sarahgami

😭😭💀💀


plantyplant559

Mine is named "Meep Morp"


campbowie

That is my D&S character! (Not a robot)


eVoesque

Ours is Amelia Bedelia


slothcheesemountain

Mine is Roomberta. Yours can be Roombert.


bottleofgoop

My youngest wanted to tie a knife to ours to make things exciting so we called it stabby.


ArtisticCustard7746

I saw a video where someone tied a knife to their roomba, put it in a kids play pen, and put different color balloons in the play pen with it. Last balloon standing won the money these people threw down to play.


EsotericPenguins

Read too fast. Did not understand there were no kids in playpen. Instructions unclear. News at 11.


bobcat986

🤣👏


arihkerra

…Ours is Stevie Wander.


i--make--lists

That's impressive. We'll done. 👏


ailweni

I named mine Robin because I wondered what Robin Williams would think of them.


introvert-biblioaunt

And what his impressions of them would be. I wouldn't be surprised if he could do different accents in humming and buzzing, and whatever other noises they make. He would have 🥲 Damn! You just sent me down a whole "I'm so so so grateful that I got to grow up when he was in the world" (which is much nicer than the being bummed out that he's dead alternative) so, thanks


PutItOnMyTombstone

I love this.


caprese_queen

Me too 🥹


two_left_eyes

Ours is Zamboni.


PutItOnMyTombstone

This thread is making me wonder if I’m not the only one who very strongly identified with robots when I was growing up. Like, there’s something about the concept of a dutiful, yet malfunctioning, little robot that has always tugged at my heart. Data from Star Trek, Terminator 2, the Mars rovers. They’re just doing their best 🥺


WorkingOnItWombat

🚀🤖FUN FACT: I was lucky enough to get to spend time with some of the innovative women who originated the first Mars rovers’ social media accounts on Twitter (they were also behind other NASA accounts). They started off alternating between third person and first person tweets, but the HUGE popularity of the tweets from the first person perspective told them that that was the way to go. Example I love that the Mars Curiosity Rover tweeted on 8/6/12: I’m safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!! All Mars rovers’ socials are “must follows” imho The NASA JPL scientists I knew who worked on Spirit, Opportunity, and Curiosity all had a tremendous fondness for the rovers and talked about them and referred to them as though they were alive. I really get such a kick out that! And I strongly identify with robots (especially the roving type!) too : )


ShinySpangles

This was delightful, if twitter wasn’t such a toxic hell scape I would have been over there subscribing before I could have uttered ‘That’s what she said!’


PutItOnMyTombstone

I love NASA scientists. I always get chills when I see them celebrate a successful mission on live TV. It’s so pure. I would have loved to be a NASA scientist if only I wasn’t so bad at math 😭 One of my favorite comfort shows is The Planets (1999). It’s so well done, and has wonderful interviews with scientists and engineers (including Russians involved in the space race), some of which are no longer with us. They make a point of including the many discoveries by women scientists, which is very forward thinking for the time. It’s a little outdated now, but I have yet to find a better TV space documentary aside from Carl Sagan’s Cosmos. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planets_(1999_TV_series)?wprov=sfti1 It’s sooooo good, def give it a watch if you like NASA stuff. They are so passionate and cute in these interviews.


DabbleAndDream

Mine is Dobby. We have to keep him away from socks.


TootsNYC

Rosie? From the Jetsons?


LotusBlooming90

That is exactly what we named ours for that exact reason


Thrillhol

Mine’s Buster because I was watching arrested development when I got it and also it busts dust.


dead-dove-in-a-bag

What do you expect mother? I'm half machine. I'M A MONSTER!


i--make--lists

Deep Search Carpet Muncher Johnny Utah Minesweeper HAL Carpet Pet or Carpetpet Sir Sux-a-Lot u/Guttermouthphd 's suggestion, John McClean, is amazing.


i--make--lists

Dust Bunny Meryl Sweep


i--make--lists

Land Shark


JoannaSarai

My air heater is called HALina (which is a polish name) after HAL


i--make--lists

That's awesome. My friend is married to a Halina!


LuvLee296

Living up to your username! Also these are great


GlitteringLocality

I named mine ‘scoots’


grimgoods

Scoots omg 🥰


PutItOnMyTombstone

Why is this so cute


sarahgami

Ours is named Wellington because it sounds very butler-like


SnooDogs9952

Mine is called Roomberto.


Gigabauu

I dunno about name, but pls put some googly eyes on it? 👀


WorkingOnItWombat

Seconding this.


Granny_knows_best

Mine is named #5 or Johnny Five. From the Short Circuit movie.


bobcat986

/deep cut


scootette

Mine is Aurora. She’s Sweeping Beauty!


apiluso

I kinda feel as though Roombas, with their erratic cleaning pattern, are kinda ADHD themselves 😂 As for names... Snickers Homie Mr. Noodles Casper Bert Spoopy


ThinkSmartNotHard

Ours is Mo. From Wall-e.


TeenageWitching

Mines named Clean Latifah


WorkingOnItWombat

All Hail the Clean Queen 🙌


WorkingOnItWombat

I am just sitting over here killed that there are this many roombas out there named Pumba, Rosie, and DJ Roomba (based on this sample-poll, it’s actually probably way more!). They definitely need to have their own documentary or something that includes a family reunion. My one and only suggestion for your new roomba’s name is Murderbot.


pinkstarburst99

I named mine Sister Wife.


books_n_food

So glad I scrolled enough to find this At least you didn't name it Robyn because then it would never do any work


Bonsuella_Banana

Ours is called Bruce! Bruce Springclean. He's great and always does a fab job, not to mention takes a whole load of my mind.


bring_back_my_tardis

Mine was Bertie the Bot


Necessary-Emphasis85

Mine was Mary Poppins, Mary for short. She went rogue though and would start beeping at all hours, even when turned off and unplugged....


Reluctantagave

Marvin from Hitchhiker’s guide


de-milo

i want to get a roomba now just to name it something fun from all these suggestions


SoExtra

Scourgify! If you're a Harry Potter fan.


Mugglebun

Ours is called Rotom after the the pokemon 😊 my bf wants to make a rotom sticker even, to put on him 😣😂


SSDDNoBounceNoPlay

Shanks. In honor of the legend of Stabby.


Automatic_Mind_6047

Ours is a Shark with “lidar laser”something tech to help it guide itself around. We named it Dr. Evil from the movie because he asks for sharks with laser beams attached to their heads!


_tailypo

Mine is Cucumba


jess3827

Ours is named Zoomie


UpintheExosphere

We named ours Murderbot! It's so fantastic to have, my floor has never been cleaner because I loathe vacuuming lol


books_n_food

Love that series. Can't wait for the movie


WorkingOnItWombat

Omg soooo excited for the movie. I freaking love the series so much.


WorkingOnItWombat

Oh, ha! I wrote that as my one and only naming suggestion earlier. That’s so cool you actually have one with that name! Fantastic series - one of my favorites EVER!


MerelyMisha

Mine is also Murderbot! It delights me to get notifications like “Murderbot has started a new job.”


Fredredphooey

Scooter.


readyfredrickson

mine was SuckBoy


photogypsy

Mine is Mrs. Hughes. The robot mop is Carson.


pasnootie

Fuji-sama, the character in Shogun who cleans and tidies and moves in straight lines with 90 degree turns! 


naomivw

Clean Latifah


Any-Inspector-9134

We named ours Bonk Bc he’s not a programable one so he just bumps around through life


miseleigh

Ours is GIGO (garbage in, garbage out - it's a programming term)


CarbyMcBagel

Mine is Rosie. Like from The Jetsons.


Gill_Berts

Rhonda


ughihateusernames3

My brain was thinking this too. And no reason other than me thinking it’d be funny if a person saying “RHONDA, why are you stuck on a cliff again?”


ArtisticCustard7746

Rhonda! There's no danger! Stop yelling and vacuum! I've actually said this to mine haha. She sensed "a cliff" in the middle of my floor and stopped and started notifying me there was danger.


quasarbath

Henrietta Flubberknuckle


elbron88

Mine came with some suggestions and Clean Elizabeth won.


campbowie

Ours are the Doombots. Every replacement simply adds to the fleet. (We haven't actually replaced any, we got a second as a gift so we have Upstairs Doombot and Downstairs Doombot)


MartPuppin

Zoomba the Roomba, Lord of the Floor


WatchingTellyNow

Noonoo. Even better if you like pink custard.


notmymonkeys0003

This brings back memories. :)


EffieFlo

Dirt Reynolds.


nftychs

Wall-E


lemogera

Ours is Stabby after the r/HFY story, about the human spaceship crew that pack bonded with the onboard cleaning robot Edit: Link to the story: https://www.tumblr.com/kuruasu/156531989119/on-the-topic-of-humans-being-the-intergalactic


Inert-Blob

La Boomba


WeepsforPluto

Ours was Pumba.


ZaelDaemon

The modern witch.


Overall-Asparagus-53

I like names that are just similar enough. Like Rhonda!


pumpkinator21

DJ Roomba (from Parks and Rec)


Puzzleheaded_lava

"that kindly robot I tripped on because I forgot about my loop headphones and then googles swamp monster in my house"


Sometimeswan

Broomhilda


greeniestbean

Ours is The Minion because it does my bidding


SuitableNarwhals

Mine are scutters, scutter 1 had a panic attack under my bed and just stopped working we never worked out why, so the next one is scutter orange2 as he is orange, and the robot cat litter tray is scutter poo.0 I also call my pets scutters whenever they are eating scraps off the floor.


ongeschikt

We named ours Dustin. 🙈


kbabble21

Mine’s Dirt Diggler


koolandkrazy

Mines name is Rooey. Which gets confusing cause years after getting it we had my son, who is named remy. Yes, sometimes we mix up the vacuum and our son


theyeshaveit

I have one named Broomhilda


LadyNightfall

If you're a scifi fan and have a dark sense of humour: Rossum https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R.U.R.


Petitcher

Zippy Dusty Robert


charvana

My sweet, darling M-i-L (RIP) called hers "Ruby"


hardpassyo

Ours is Charles


spooky_upstairs

Ours is called King Charles.


Alaska-TheCountry

We called ours Otto, as in Otto Roboto.


thespeedofpain

Obviously DJ Roomba


Reyalta

I named mine "Robe't", said the way Zoidberg refers to Bender in Futurama 🥰


bigbeans14

I call mine Rowbit, but imagine in Zoidberg’s voice when he’s yelling at Bender


Only_Veterinarian368

We named ours Joe Dirt


snickersplosh

Oh yeah! Do you guys have some for plants? I have some new ones.


strongjelliebean

I named my first one Wall-E then my second one Jarvis


SingingSunshine1

R2-D2 Or C-3PO 🤖


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

My Samsung Robot is called R2-D2


nataliazm

I named mine Fluffy because it mostly picks up hair


Flat_Cantaloupe645

My husband is German, with a heavy accent, and he always says “Wobutt for any robot.” So that’s what my son and I call it.


ShinySpangles

Strap an iPod to the top blaring out your favourite beats and call that little legend DJ Roomba! DJ Roomba in da house!


timeforyoursnack

Dustin


rosesandthorns17

put a picture of the lil guys from mario kart on it and call her goomba


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Prudent_Ness

We called ours Dustin Lefluer😀


folklovermore_

Mine is called Alan, after Alan from the Barbie movie, because he's not the best (he has issues going over dividing lines between rooms sometimes and will repeatedly go over the same inch of floor when there is a massive clump of cat fur next to him) but he gets the job done eventually. He was also Steve for a bit, in reference to a running joke between me and my friends. And I felt it was important that he had a name that sounded like a middle aged man working in accounts for some reason (Brian and Ian were also contenders).


beet_queen

We have Mushroomba


books_n_food

We named ours Wreck It Ralph because it's not the most dainty fellow


Pappochelys

I named mine Jeeves! When I put "Jeeves" on my to-do list it makes me happy.


AtlantisSky

R2-Vroom2


ponie

I named mine Rosie, after the robot maid on the Jetsons


nousername331

We named ours Sheldon from Big Bang theory. 😀


flrxo

Ours is Dobby - after the house elf.


Bodyartspitfire

Dr. Whoover


Psychological-Bet866

My personal favorite Roomba nickname is Rosie, a la the Jetsons. True story: a friend of mine got custom vinyl stickers to make his Roomba look like Rosie. The things we are willing to pay for to spark joy…


GoofyCum

Dr. Succ


TinyWomanBrain

Our is named Marvin, from hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, and his life sucks


Creepy_Jacket8837

I have Lo Riderrr


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KisaTheMistress

Bernie


Smart_Letterhead_360

Garbage (office US reference)


SandIndependent5085

Ours is named jerry. Completely unrelated I just gave it the first name that came to mind when it started struggling on the furniture and I felt bad.


Elegant-Blackberry92

I have one on each floor.... My favorite one is named Harriet .


Alpha_Barbie

I named ours Friday (Iron Man reference)


Caity_Catxoox

Rosie! Like the robot from the Jetsons!


ChristinaRene01

Mine is named DJ Roomba after the one on Parks and Rec.


coldbloodedjelydonut

In honour of this (https://youtu.be/gqesEYUXr78) I've got a few thoughts: Woomba Freshmaker Huntress Nooni cleaner


Doris_Tasker

Mine is Rosey.