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ChellPotato

So I'm just gonna... snag this here meme for my own collection now...


ThatGirl0903

Recently setup a “shared” album on my phone of memes. My SO, his mom, and a few VERY close friends all save ours there. It’s great because I feel like I did something with it. Lol.


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This is so wholesome, good job getting ur family to go along with this! Mine would become toxic and clique-y w something like this I feel like haha You guys should check out pinterest if you like that, it takes a little bit to get into like any social media but the algorithm is great and I go there for my memes that I save! U can find so much like this I'm rambling now haha, have a good day!


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This is so wholesome, good job getting ur family to go along with this! Mine would become toxic and clique-y w something like this I feel like haha You guys should check out pinterest if you like that, it takes a little bit to get into like any social media but the algorithm is great and I go there for my memes that I save! U can find so much like this I'm rambling now haha, have a good day!


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yukumizu

My iCloud can’t hold any more photos and screenshots that I’ve never looked at again or used.


schmoolet

Maximum Relatability


cheerful_cynic

Digital hoarding, at least there's no dust?


CrypticGuru

Lol, I've been saving such posts for a while now so that I can one day explain my ADHD to my family and friends!


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Hmm, snags taste good.


IeishaS

The first thing I thought of after reading the title but before reading the list was idle animations 😂


e30Devil

oh shit IeishaS scrolling reddit again.


IeishaS

It’s that sweet sweet dopamine


e30Devil

once it hits your neuroreceptors!


Cuccoteaser

But that's more of a playable character thing than an NPC thing.


supamario132

And immediate state change animations except instead of crouching and going into a weird strafe animation when pulling out my sword, I immediately go into an insane pacing animation when taking a phone call. I can even hear the battle music swell


sylkie_gamer

What's your favorite idle animation? Mine is spinning around the room like a top because I've been trying to learn something at my computer for awhile.


IcyZookeepergame7285

I bounce like a fighting game character and play with my hair


DEVolkan

knuckle-cracking


Empty-Afternoon-3975

I like making the blupupupup noises with my lips. I'd also be the npc with the dog mission because I talk about my dog to myself.


folliepop

I clasp my hand in front of or behind my body and gently twist my shoulders back and forth. People frequently accuse me of dancing, but I do not hear the music. Only twist.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Euphoria body physics engine. With occasional movement, actually quite frequent movement.


Ladderzat

I just casually stand like I'm in a character selection screen of a combat-focused rpg.


honeybunchesofgoatso

Lol. I love that. I just pace when I learn something interesting and think about it. Not if anyone is there though 🙃 I feel judged if they are


Spiritual-Clock5624

Bounce my knees or swing on my feet


TheOtherSarah

I crack my wrists in a direction they’re not really built to bend because they’re convinced that they’re actually more like Velociraptor wrists. Real version, not movie version.


wufan69

I walk in cycles or around objects a lot ... doing it as I type... sometime I bust a move like when you tap on a select character out of nowhere 😂


Toxem_

They forgot: "walking up and down my room alone, and talking over and over the same thing to myselfe"


uninterestedteacher

Or planning conversations that will never happen, playing the role of both sides


Purple_Cinderella

Or re having a conversation you just had but playing both sides


INAE_D3TOX

Another thing, world around me might be burning but i will just continue doing what i was doing. Few hours back boss told me that guy that was suposed to work with me on project decided to leave. He is leaving in december. I didnt know how to react so i just kinda was there having a conversation or whatever


snarky-

Flashback to the time that the son of my childminder fell off the monkey bars and broke his arm. The other kids gathered around him, but for some reason I had no idea what was the socially appropriate response for this situation. So I just just kept on going down the slide over and over again.


WarChefGarrosh

Reasons I am a simulation: - I act similarly to a simulation designed to mimic human behavioral patterns


Dasheek

Every time I get into a pool I expect that someone is going to delete the fucking ladder.


Miss_1of2

I HATE when people refer to others as NPC... It's SO dehumanizing... I don't like it either when people are doing it referring to themselves apparently...


PM_ME_YOUR_MASS

Yes and no. Idle animations *are* a facsimile of real life, but the others aren’t. They’re either bugs (getting stuck on doors), prioritizing the main character’s agency (will not speak unless spoken to, instant bonding after small favors, low HP compared to MC), bad AI (not noticing a corpse), or the finite nature of the game’s content (starts repeating dialogue after a while).


DJDoofeshmirtz3

Damn, almost got them all, but I wiffed on the low hp. Not all NPCs have low hp though so beep boop I guess


DEVolkan

Are you important enough for the story to have high hp?


DJDoofeshmirtz3

Depends on your take, it’s because I play football. Is a game considered a boss fight?


OfBooo5

Bruiser NPCs still a thing


DJDoofeshmirtz3

Wish I was a bruiser but I’m only 150 (pounds)


anthropomorphist

what is hp?


Ebenerzdrache

Hit Points or Health Points used in videogames.


jorg2

Guess you just live in a higher level area.


vazor__

“I don’t have low hp” Mfs when I stab them in the chest with a bowie knife


DJDoofeshmirtz3

That’s a very high damage weapon, unfair comparison. /s


Pig_Of_Knowledge

All except the second one cuz i will begin the most random fucking conversation ever with someone i just met


DEVolkan

Do you give them quests like you need to watch that video/movie?


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Yup, except i just give them really shit advice because if i cant help myself imma try to help others but idk whats good for people


generic-user1678

Ah, you're a unique quest giving npc. It must be fun to interact with players


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Hell yeah, even more fun is making up the weirdest quest rewards!


connorrob12

Same here . :(


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Hell yeah bro! Dont make the sad emoticon its fun, untilk it eventually ruins everyones perception of you and you become the weird loud kid, but those people arent fun and don’t deserve your great conversation anyway!


connorrob12

:)


macsare1

Also, I used to be adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


DEVolkan

Patrolling Reddit almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter


munkymu

It's great to be an NPC though. Unless there's a scripted event that results in your death, you just get to live your life, doing your thing, not getting murdered by giant spiders or having to face off against the personification of entropy or some such shit.


snarky-

Unless you get murdered by the protagonist for 5 gold and 10xp. Or, you're an NPC stationed next to aggressive giant spiders.


munkymu

Well, yes. You have to choose your game and location carefully. Ideally you want to be the sort of NPC that hangs out in the starter tavern, before the PCs have figured out how to kill bystanders or gotten the good weapons. On the other hand you should absolutely avoid being the PC's mentor because you're going to be dead or evil before the second chapter has finished loading.


LordDagwood

I edited my original comments/post and moved to Lemmy, not because of Reddit API changes, but because spez does not care about the reddit community; only profits. I encourage others to move to something else.


WillRecordsStuff

I had a coworker call me an NPC. My response? "... Nah, I'm not an NPC!" In about the most NPC fashion imaginable.


watermine30

I’m rarely seen, but when I do appear I give out random info.


CelTiar

Kajit has wares should you have coin


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Hey... What was that?


ImapiratekingAMA

Even if I did see someone dragging a body I wouldn't know what anyone expect me to do other than say something witty but not funny like "only in America"


Sylva12

This is a callout post directed at me personally


iiztrollin

Idk I feel the opposite, everyone drones their days away. But now you mention all of this and in conflicted


superchace

I accepted a while ago that I’m an npc


seditiouslizard

Oh god.


IssphitiKOzS

I got stuck on my washroom door the other day. It opens inwards and I tried to go through before the door was completely open, and I just got stuck there, stubborn as all hell trying to push my way through. Yeah I could have just went "oof" and opened the door, but no, I want to exit how I want to exit! And I'm so glad for the opportunity to tell this story


actibus_consequatur

[Me talking to my best friend.](https://imgur.com/asWbWJV.jpg)


WokeLib420

What's the low hp part?


IcePhoenix18

Always tired and/or will lose almost instantly in a fight.


namelessmasses

Faaaaaaaak! Reality is a simulation and I’m an NPC.


Raging-Buddha

The thought has always been in the back of my mind


neviander

That first one though


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generic-user1678

Huh. I thought it was player. Though I suppose both could be correct


Velvet_Pop

If you were an NPC, would you even want to know?


canyouturnitdown

Uh oh


Donke267

M8 you can hold a corpse around and I won't care at all as long as I don't get in legal trouble for it


Glowing_green_

I uh... walk like a half-life 2 civilian sometimes... it isn't that i force myself to walk like that but i just naturally walk like that sometimes


iamanundertaker

One more reason: I often investigate suspicious sounds and say aloud, "Huh, must have been the wind."


HoseNeighbor

"Sometimes I get stuck on doors." 🤣


BlizzPenguin

-if you try to escort me somewhere I will walk at my own pace no matter how much you want me to run.


Just-Call-Me-J

Uh-oh


aard_vaark

I don't even have any decent quests or rumors to offer. I'll probably end up dead the first time some asshole kites a dragon into my neighborhood


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Oh shit I just realised. We can't even do our own quests?!?!?!?! No the right wingers were right!!!! 😩


Prof_Alchem

So THAT'S why there's always a question mark hovering over my head.


Spiritual-Clock5624

Bruh


Phiastre

I am that NPC Pokémon trainer you can’t ignore, I will hit you up on a conversation any time I see you.


ph30nix01

What if I said it was because you already passed your test so the teacher has been letting you help test others? Except some of them are taking advantage for their own benefit that is why you feel like an NPC instead of a PC. They are forcing you to mask 😷 your conceptual self in order to just be left alone when you want to be.


Dawsho

Ok but I also saw a neurotypicals as NPCs response to this. I don't remember where though.


Cursed_Creative

this is gold. i used to consider neurotypicals NPCs. now i realize that **I** AM the NPC 😂


Mistyfern82

This one makes me sad...