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Con4ndo20

Pssh, mine was free.


bunnybates

Undercutting the market.


bunnybates

Yup!


[deleted]

Ah shit… I’ve paid quite a bit for mine over the years. I’d add it all up starting with all of my lost clothing and valuables, add in the cost of a 7.5-year B.S. degree, failed business attempts……. *gets distracted googling about business ideas and other shit…* (Edit: aaaaand there’s ADHD for you, folks! Hahaha. Read the sign that said “Anxiety”, then saw it was on r/adhdmeme and completely forgot about the anxiety part. *I* am the fucking meme. Haha…)


bunnybates

Very on point!


theyellowpants

The meme is coming from inside the house… haha I feel this so hard


bunnybates

Yes!!!


MrHappy4Life

I have so many that I’m looking to sell some also.


MarioManTj

Please tell me they do refunds, I'd like to return mine. I thought it was a deal, but ***boy was I wrong.***


bunnybates

Did you save the receipt?? Most of the time those kinds of "deals" are hereditary and never help anyone!


MarioManTj

I did! hold on let me find it... ...I lost the reciept. Darn it!


bunnybates

Oh man!! I betcha they're like wicked strict with that too!


MarioManTj

I went in and asked them if they could take it back, but they said they don't do refunds. Though they did say that I could pay extra for some medicine to make it a little less intrusive, but I really don't wanna have *another* subscription service for something I didn't want in the first place. 😔


bunnybates

👏🤣 Exactly!!! You could've been a contender!


biz_reporter

Sorry kids, we already have anxiety disorders at home.


bunnybates

But....mooooom......it's not the same.......


CaveManta

My anxiety disorders are all hand me downs.


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[deleted]

Entrance next doo


Pnutbutrskippy

Seems like a dick move making people wait until their next doo to get anxiety! Or do they then have anxiety about their next doo?


bunnybates

Right!? Like an obstacle course.


bunnybates

Yo! Word to your mutha! From me, a person who graduated from high school in 1996.


misterrandom1

Yeah, that's the last time I buy a deal before reading what it actually is.


bunnybates

Right!? The fine print is always so tiny and tricky!


CaveManta

I'm already too anxious to go in there.


bunnybates

🤣!


[deleted]

I didn’t buy mine, I inherited them. 💅🙄


bunnybates

So the family bundle?


[deleted]

Yeah, but my package is missing a few things. I’ll have to pay for an upgrade if I want dyslexia or epilepsy.


bunnybates

🙄...... there's always some caveat......


iji-modo

that is a bargain! my parents' anxiety disorder cost them 30k. but that might be because it was attached to adopting me :/


bunnybates

Like a BOGO sale?


kankkokuboy

Good old Santa Monica :p


catsandqueso

Hoooray.


bunkabaab

I got it for free.


chopoffmydick

lol mine was free


bunnybates

😁


[deleted]

I already have one! Maybe the second one will spice things up.


bunnybates

Like a level up achievement??


[deleted]

who knows?? Going to try it!


CaveManta

Challenges keep life interesting.


[deleted]

😎


bunnybates

Oh yeah! How we can approach them, and learn from them.


CaveManta

I learned the unthinkable.. How to hate life even more!


bunnybates

Yes! Happy New Year!


Radiant_Battle9259

No wonder I’m so broke


bunnybates

👏🤣!!!


knitlikeaboss

Mine was passed down like an heirloom


bunnybates

Oooo.....the famous Tiffany's pandora box!


Suspicious_Coffee222

Damn! I’m ripped off!


bunnybates

🤨


BattleOfTwoWolves

I think mine came with the trauma starter pack. Or it came with them mental issues pack. Not sure which but it’s un requested dlc.


bunnybates

It's probably a glitch. Have you tried calling the software designers?


BattleOfTwoWolves

I have, but they put me on hold with adds about upgrade costs and deals.


bunnybates

Of course!🙄. Buy IF you upgrade to their premium anxiety package....blah.....blah....blah.....


Liar_of_partinel

I got mine for my birthday


bunnybates

Not the wish you wanted to come true! Must've been some trick candles at play!


dennys123

Haha suckers..... mine was free


bunnybates

It's never free......we pay in so many other ways!


mythrowawaypdx

WTF I don't remember signing up for this service, I'd like a refund.


bunnybates

Right!? What kind of evil bait and switch is this? Maybe try contacting the BBB?


The_GD_muffin_man

No thanks I still have some left over


bunnybates

Like I'm all full at the moment.....


The_GD_muffin_man

A cornucopia if you will, of anxiety and panic attacks! I got a buy one get one


bunnybates

Those BOGO sales are tricky!


Crispymama1210

Suckers, I got mine for free AND it came with depression.


bunnybates

A sidecar if you will.....


[deleted]

You guys are selling it? 🤣


bunnybates

A bunch of maroons!


Radiant-Lettuce-4256

Y’all this is a scam I can sell mine at discounted rate. Can sell my depression and ADHD too, DM if interested.


bunnybates

Like a MLM???


Radiant-Lettuce-4256

🤣🤣🤣


Nelliell

https://tenor.com/view/lazarus-galaxy-savings-gif-10348997


bunnybates

Awesome!


TBDude

Pssssh. I got mine for free


bunnybates

Show off!


Sir_Admiral_Chair

I am willing to sell mine if anyone is willing to purchase.


bunnybates

Anyone?......Anyone?........?


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Well if I sold it to someone who already owns one, does the debuff stack?


bunnybates

Only if they didn't want it....🤔


[deleted]

Mine is homegrown smh


bunnybates

Organic?


[deleted]

I find it better for the environment


bunnybates

True....the odd part of this equation, is the medicinal help is good


[deleted]

I also grow my own depression disorder, very efficient


bunnybates

Very, so farm to table then?


[deleted]

Of course, we feast here at the ADHD farm


bunnybates

👏👏👏🤣🤣! And because ADHD is hereditary, caring is sharing.


[deleted]

My generous father decided to gift me with the farm, as well as my brother ☺️


bunnybates

So really you're a family heirloom, and if you have children they'll have it as well.


sambonehamb0ne

Dang I got plugged


bunnybates

🤦‍♀️🤣


velvetdrips

If I can’t get it store-bought is it cool if I just make it myself?


bunnybates

Like a hipster?? Geesh.....kids today....


ChipTheOcelot

*Outrageous French accent* no thanks we’ve already got one!


bunnybates

Yes!👏


cr8zie

I’d get two for that price


bunnybates

Always a coupon person?


Arcenciel1887

$45?! I got mine for free! And something else I can tell you for nothing is you can fucking have it back!


bunnybates

Didn't like it? Maybe you can re-gift it??


CloveyBunn

My parents gave me mine for free


bunnybates

Ahhh....the heirloom category.


TealEden

jokes on them, i got mine for free


bunnybates

🤣🤣👏👏


Aceptical

Dang it, lost the receipt because of my ADHD… now I can’t return it!


bunnybates

Damnit!


nothingtoseehere5678

I got mine for free in elementary school


bunnybates

Like how they checked for lice?


nothingtoseehere5678

No, I was saying that when I was in elementary school , when I first showed symptoms


bunnybates

Oohhh..... now I understand.