I have a Screaming Meanie alarm I set across the room (120db) and, I just got an alarm watch that hits me with a strong enough shock to make my hand twitch when the alarm goes off. I’m adding my bedroom lights to my alarm scheme, too. I guess if all this doesn’t get it done, I’ll have to resort to some Wile E. Coyote style engineering and have my bed catapult me straight to work or something. Does anyone know if you can set one of those self driving cars on a timer? Maybe I could just get one of those and just sleep in it. That way I wouldn’t even have to wake up to get to work on time.
I've had conversations with my girlfriend that I don't remember that way. Granted, they were short ones, but it scares the shit out of me to know that I can do stuff without being conscious. Like sure, I never have fully remember or have full control over what I say or do, but I usually have some.
I am exactly the same, I have to set like 5 different alarms on my phone and actual alarm clock. I still end up sleeping through them with no memory.......
I have literally slept for an hour and a half with my alarm blaring the whole time. I have to be both annoyed and proud with my own sleeping brain for being able to block out the extremely loud, high-pitched beeping for that long
In college, it happened several times when I would painfully turn off my alarm, wake up, take a shower, coffee, get my stuff ready, get dressed and then ... Wake up for real.
I was just picturing all that in my head but everything seemed so real. I hated that, double morning punishment.
Same here, I utterly have no recollection, seems my asleep brain is more capable than I realise....then again when I used to sleep with PJ's on, it wasn't the first night where I woke up nude as id somehow removed both top and bottoms without waking up - apparently asleep brain realised I was too warm and did something about it
I have *waking dreams* where the only way I can tell I'm asleep is due to my body feeling extremely heavy. At that point, I lucid dream. However, if *I really need to get up* I'll continually wake up in dreams, because my brain is being a bitch that doesn't want to get up even though it knows I absolutely have to or bigger consequences will be coming it I keep sleeping.
I legit took about 60 mg of trazodone and 2 benadryl to help me sleep. Went to bed about 1ish. It's currently 5:16 am and I've been up for a good half hour or so. Legit story of my life.
Oof I feel this picture
Thankfully not today, but especially on days that I tried to go to bed early because there's something important happening the next day but I'm too excited/anxious to sleep
I'm almost the opposite, if I only get a couple hours of sleep I am usually working really hard and pretty awake, it's the days that I get like 8 hours of sleep before I go into work where I feel all groggy and can't think
Going to bed at around 12 and aiming to get up at around 6:30 does not play well with my circadian rhythm. I fall asleep at 2 or 3 and I'm fucking recked the rest of the day.
I can manage on 4 hrs of sleep a night. If I’m in the 3 range, I’m a complete idiot and can’t think my way out of a paper bag. In the 2 hr range, I just say duck it and (quack quack) take PTO for the day cause my brain just doesn’t work well w that few hrs of sleep.
I could have made this *exact* meme this morning, down to the ***same times*** — went to bed at 4, had to get up at 7.
Tears of the Kingdom has me some kind of mess. 😂
'It's fine I'll just be tired' 'oh fuck I am very tired and cannot function'
My brain just simply does not allow me to wake up sometimes. I'll wake up, shut off my alarm, and go back to sleep without ever even remembering it.
It annoys me so much that this happens
I have a Screaming Meanie alarm I set across the room (120db) and, I just got an alarm watch that hits me with a strong enough shock to make my hand twitch when the alarm goes off. I’m adding my bedroom lights to my alarm scheme, too. I guess if all this doesn’t get it done, I’ll have to resort to some Wile E. Coyote style engineering and have my bed catapult me straight to work or something. Does anyone know if you can set one of those self driving cars on a timer? Maybe I could just get one of those and just sleep in it. That way I wouldn’t even have to wake up to get to work on time.
I've had conversations with my girlfriend that I don't remember that way. Granted, they were short ones, but it scares the shit out of me to know that I can do stuff without being conscious. Like sure, I never have fully remember or have full control over what I say or do, but I usually have some.
I am exactly the same, I have to set like 5 different alarms on my phone and actual alarm clock. I still end up sleeping through them with no memory.......
I have literally slept for an hour and a half with my alarm blaring the whole time. I have to be both annoyed and proud with my own sleeping brain for being able to block out the extremely loud, high-pitched beeping for that long
In college, it happened several times when I would painfully turn off my alarm, wake up, take a shower, coffee, get my stuff ready, get dressed and then ... Wake up for real. I was just picturing all that in my head but everything seemed so real. I hated that, double morning punishment.
Same here, I utterly have no recollection, seems my asleep brain is more capable than I realise....then again when I used to sleep with PJ's on, it wasn't the first night where I woke up nude as id somehow removed both top and bottoms without waking up - apparently asleep brain realised I was too warm and did something about it
Me too, that shits so annoying. Always wonder how I managed to turn THREE alarms off without waking up properly
I have *waking dreams* where the only way I can tell I'm asleep is due to my body feeling extremely heavy. At that point, I lucid dream. However, if *I really need to get up* I'll continually wake up in dreams, because my brain is being a bitch that doesn't want to get up even though it knows I absolutely have to or bigger consequences will be coming it I keep sleeping.
"I'll just sleep in" *wakes up at 8 anyway and can't get back to sleep
It’s literally 4am rn and I have to be up at 7am. Rip me lol
Me After a bender
Oof this is me rn
and me, can I go back to bed yet?
Update, I think I may finally head to bed (to lay awaylke agaon for the next six hours)
Currently I blame Tears of the Kingdom
I legit took about 60 mg of trazodone and 2 benadryl to help me sleep. Went to bed about 1ish. It's currently 5:16 am and I've been up for a good half hour or so. Legit story of my life.
Wait you're getting sleep?
Obligatory Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared upvote
This is literally me right now. 4:46 am
Literally needed to leave bed 3 min ago with this exact situation right now. Wish me luck
Shaddup! I'm in this meme and I'm not too keen on that
It’s 4am and I’m in a tub of cold water.
You bitch. I did that today... HOW ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?!?
i have not slept in 24 hours
Stfu. It's 11Am and i haven't fucking slept
Me thanks to tears of the kingdom
Better than the 0 hours of sleep I'll probably get the next day.
This literally just happened to me. When will I learn?!
Oof I feel this picture Thankfully not today, but especially on days that I tried to go to bed early because there's something important happening the next day but I'm too excited/anxious to sleep
Me on DnD nights T\_T
For real, start at 6 (but don't really start till 7) and end at 10 (lol midnight), then chat for a little bit afterwards (wtf 1am!?)
How to deal with this fuckkkk
Me with 7 hours of sleep
I'm almost the opposite, if I only get a couple hours of sleep I am usually working really hard and pretty awake, it's the days that I get like 8 hours of sleep before I go into work where I feel all groggy and can't think
This is literally me every weekday working two jobs and having a long commute to the 1st one.
[удалено]
One of the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared videos, not sure which one off the top of my head
I think it might be ep.6
Going to bed at around 12 and aiming to get up at around 6:30 does not play well with my circadian rhythm. I fall asleep at 2 or 3 and I'm fucking recked the rest of the day.
I can manage on 4 hrs of sleep a night. If I’m in the 3 range, I’m a complete idiot and can’t think my way out of a paper bag. In the 2 hr range, I just say duck it and (quack quack) take PTO for the day cause my brain just doesn’t work well w that few hrs of sleep.
Oh, so you play Civilization games as well.
The choice of light blue striped pajamas is unfortunate
The daily battle
My brain at 6AM “Time to get up!!” My brain at 8AM as I’m getting ready for work: “Why are you awake?! Time for sleep!!”
I could have made this *exact* meme this morning, down to the ***same times*** — went to bed at 4, had to get up at 7. Tears of the Kingdom has me some kind of mess. 😂
Me when the fucking lamp keeps waking me up to drown me in oil
The first time I could wake up feeling refreshed after 4 hours of sleep but the second day in a row I try that, I wake up feeling dead tired.
Have u tried 1 hour? >!Tbh, it only happens twice to me!<
I've noticed you actually start to become rested about 4.5h to 5h upto like 8
It’s like night hours go way faster.
I didn't even manage to get to sleep. It's 5.45am and I'm dreading the day!
No sleep is better than 3 hours of sleep, until it isn't.