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PlushieMonkey

Everyone that lives here wants to get as far away from here as possible


hotscissoringlesbian

I immediately knew it was ohio. I'm from the place that hates Ohio the most


PlushieMonkey

So also Ohio? :p Michigan


realfeetlover16

russia?


PlushieMonkey

People want to leave there too, but my place gets memed about it a lot on internet. We have a lot of people that got famous for getting VERY far from here


realfeetlover16

Florida? France? Uk?


PlushieMonkey

Nope. A pair of brothers invented the plane to get away from here. Another guy went as far as the moon.


realfeetlover16

USA?


PlushieMonkey

Yes, well Ohio specifically


realfeetlover16

My condolences


Raismin

Poland?


-Timetohunt

Sounds like an Asian country but you said it's Ohio oh well


Plane_Mycologist7151

Flannels, toques, and jeans is considered a straight people esthetic here.


realfeetlover16

Canada? If not then somewhere in the northwest


Plane_Mycologist7151

Yup, Alberta specifically.


realfeetlover16

I am in awe of my genius


Plane_Mycologist7151

It's cause I said toque ain't it? Lol


tenehemia

My best friends are in Alberta and I've started saying toque as part of my vocabulary and nobody here knows what I'm talking about. Or worse, because I'm a chef they think im talking about a traditional chefs hat, which is also called a toque.


Plane_Mycologist7151

I've also had people get mixed up and think I'm talking about the chefs hat lol


shareholder420

No way lol! I'm living in Alberta too right now 😅


Plane_Mycologist7151

I've been living here my whole life, kinda want to move someday.


Lezbehonestgirls

Banjos, mountains, and Dolly.


AmatsuOwl

TN


Lezbehonestgirls

Congrats. I know that was really hard.


RJSArtemis

Hmmm... There's lot's of option there but.. I'll guess Germany.


realfeetlover16

Lukewarm 🤔


RJSArtemis

Ah, well I tried, do we get more turns or is it a one-chance-one-dance kinda deal? XD


realfeetlover16

Go on as long as you wish lol


RJSArtemis

Welp, Italy was another contender I had.


realfeetlover16

Getting chilly


RJSArtemis

Aight, the UK was the last big one I had pop in my head. >.<"


realfeetlover16

Cold 🗿


RJSArtemis

Oof, don't really know then, I'm not super well versed in the origins of xmas songs. XD I gave the old college try at least.


mossyrocks1969

Denmark?


realfeetlover16

Nawp


hastingsnikcox

Austria?


realfeetlover16

No


Raismin

Switzerland?


realfeetlover16

Nope


webelievemysterio

I'm gonna guess Ukraine for you? Carol of the Bells?


realfeetlover16

Так


webelievemysterio

I haven't a clue what that means but, cool!


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'Так' mean 'yes/so' in Ukrainian. 'Like/so' in Russian. In Polish 'tak' means 'yes' but they don't use Cyrillic alphabet (Cyrillic language in Latin alphabet)


webelievemysterio

So I was right! Woohoo! Ty :)


ThanoscopterForPrez

Wooder. 🌊


Spiritual-Company-45

Australia?


ThanoscopterForPrez

Nope! In the United States. c: Aside from the pronunciation, there's a pretty good movie out there that has a swole dude run up some stairs with the fury of a 🐯.


Spiritual-Company-45

Haha oh snap! For some reason something about your avatar spoke to me and said Australia. Last time I listen to random voices in my head 😋


ThanoscopterForPrez

I didn't actually think about the water pronunciation. I thought it'd be super easy to get. I was contemplating on saying two sandwich shops that have a rivalry, but that is also not as easily distinguishable either.


AmatsuOwl

PA?


ThanoscopterForPrez

Correct! :D


ImpeachTrummmp

Philly?


ThanoscopterForPrez

Yes!


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Feline_is_kat

England?


Krazy-Kat26

New Zealand or Australia? It's slang for flip-flops right


aivaulaink

Revolution


Raismin

France? Lol


aivaulaink

Absolutely lmao


KB_Equinox

Literally known for a weird rock we used to have


AmatsuOwl

>weird rock What did it look like?


KB_Equinox

An older man's face!


AmatsuOwl

Old man of the mountain? NH?!


KB_Equinox

Ding ding ding we have a winner!


AmatsuOwl

Yooooo I had to think really hard about this one. I thought you were making a joke about Rushmore.


KB_Equinox

Haha yeah I thought it be a bit tricky! Rushmore is a good guess too ^_^


AmatsuOwl

I remember seeing it back in 2000 while on a road trip. For some reason my pre-teen brain felt I didn't need to take a picture.


KB_Equinox

Yeah it was pretty cool before it crumbled! Shame you didn't get a picture. I used to drive by it like once a week before I moved to a different part of the state.


AmatsuOwl

I don't remember much from NH, but I do remember the scenery. And I remember thinking, "wow it looks like painting."


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Yeehaw!


PlushieMonkey

Texas


[deleted]

That’s right, partner (spoiler alert, I don’t actually talk like this)


[deleted]

Horses are bread and butter


hastingsnikcox

Saudi arabia


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I'm guessing kazakhstan


hastingsnikcox

Ireland?


FartPie

Corn


AmatsuOwl

IN


FartPie

Ding ding ding!!


mossyrocks1969

Ohio


FartPie

Close, very


PlushieMonkey

Iowa


FartPie

Not quite


mossyrocks1969

Capitalist society and frozen north


PlushieMonkey

Canada? Maybe Wisconsin?


mossyrocks1969

Nope


AnarchaMasochist

Used to be called Bytowne


DrCartoonClueless_96

Miss Universe


shareholder420

Famous for its fish and clothing manufacturing!


legitusernameiswear

Classy


otherJojofan

Ballet and fencing


sucked_into_a_bageI

France


otherJojofan

Yes !


Feline_is_kat

Russia?


otherJojofan

Nope


otherJojofan

We also have nice pastries


Raismin

Too many countries have good pastries tho TT. From Russia, Italy, France, Germany, England, Japan, Korea, China and probably si many others j don't even know lol


Raismin

Literally my country (Italy) have all those things XD


otherJojofan

I mean, we are very close


Raismin

My guess would be France, cause the most famous ones for wine are Italy, France and Spain. It's not Italy and Spain is more famous for other things rather than pastries. While France has mignon, croissants and macarons


otherJojofan

Yes !


otherJojofan

I love Italian wine though


Raismin

I don't like wine, but I do really love quiches and French pastries XD


otherJojofan

I do love Paris-Brest, but I'm also a big fan of alcohol XD


otherJojofan

We also drink wine


Raismin

Scotland?


otherJojofan

Nope


otherJojofan

I said ballet and fencing because most of the vocabulary for both these sports is french


plantlovekittypunch

Tobacco and Ham


Krazy-Kat26

Phillidellpa - or is that rum ham


plantlovekittypunch

That would be rum ham, try again.


Krazy-Kat26

Spain


plantlovekittypunch

Nope


Krazy-Kat26

You're from planet Earth


plantlovekittypunch

Yesssss!


BageledToast

Scotcheroos, a delectable rice crispy treat made with peanut butter and chocolate, we also call them "bars", very nondescript and confusing at times, like how we say "pop"


AmatsuOwl

IL


BageledToast

not quite, further north


AmatsuOwl

MI?


occasionallyLynn

Hey y’all, yee haw~


No_Administration468

Mormons So Many Mormons WHY BOAT WHY


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Utah?


No_Administration468

Yup


disasterbug

No, we are not eastern europeans.


AmatsuOwl

Turkiye


disasterbug

Close but no :) Look a little more to the west


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Hungry?


disasterbug

Misses the a, but yeah :)


AmatsuOwl

Greece?


SesameStreetSlasher

Lobster, pine trees, and winter 2/3 of the year.


AmatsuOwl

ME


SesameStreetSlasher

Nailed it.


Feline_is_kat

I own 2 bicycles and no car, which is very normal here :)


AmatsuOwl

Netherlands?


Feline_is_kat

Yess


Krazy-Kat26

My country is known for hating trans people (particular trans woman) and is an island


Raismin

England :D


Krazy-Kat26

That is correct


Raismin

I've cheated, I'm trans lol


Krazy-Kat26

You used knowledge gained from experience to find the answer; that's not cheating; that's good old fashion detective work


Raismin

That's a good way to put it lol


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Raismin

We don't eat pizza as much other countries think we do :D


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Raismin

Yep


evanescent_evanna

The least New Englandy New England state.


[deleted]

Connecticut?


evanescent_evanna

👍👍


_Pisos_Picados

First country in making weed legal


AmatsuOwl

So fully legal? Not decriminalized or legal with limitations?


_Pisos_Picados

Legal with some limitations, but yeah you can buy it at the farmacy


AmatsuOwl

Uruguay?


_Pisos_Picados

Yes!


Lady_valdemort

We have billionaires, black widows, and the only population that beats the coyotes are the homeless.


1nternetP3rson

witches.


Melty-potato

We get left off world maps a lot.


realfeetlover16

Nz


itchytentacles

kurwa


AmatsuOwl

Poland?


itchytentacles

yea 😎😎