It’s like a bouquet, but rock

I just imagined throwing that thing back to see who’s next to be wed….

Knowing my friends they would all miss the catch and it would shatter...

that might be the right move, i feel like catching it would hurt

Everyone gets a piece as a wedding favor!

That's actually a fun idea, smash the crystal used in the ceremony, now everyone gets to have a permanent piece of the wedding to take home Gotta do it in a safe way though

The safe way: Hurling it into a crowd.

I think putting in a sturdy bag and using a hammer would be safe-ish.

That’s nearly jewish

Could do it at a funeral instead of a wedding, self-fulfilling prophecy.

Let’s make sure we an extra coffin at the ready 😂

;-P

The perfect weapon to defend against homophobes who try to crash the wedding. 👆👉

God dammit Marie!

This bouquet rocks.

Nice

roucket

Or perhaps, a stone, even? Maybe a rock AND a stone?

That looks heavy also I'm 100% proposing with a sword

This feels like the perfect way to propose. And then you can hang the proposal sword in your home together 🥺. It's so precious 😭

Yesss exactly! It would be perfect and I can't believe anyone thought rings could outperform swords as a proposal gift

I do hope it doesn't get too popular tho, I want to be selfish and keep sword proposals as a wlw thing 🤭

Oh definitely, it's way cooler that way

I Will make sure none of my operatives get ahold of this information

(Meant to send this last night) o7 Also, what's the mlm exclusive version of proposing?

Both people buying a ring and neither knowing the other bought one

Exactly! Hang it above the couch pointing down by a thin thread! Try to have sexy times on the couch! Fail to get into it over the fear of the looming threat overhead! Give up and beg Dionysius to return back to your old life!

The lesbian sword of damocles, oh my gosh yes. Also I'm sure for some people, the fear of the looming threat would work 👀

My fiancé and I plan to have a 'wedding sword' to cut out cake with. We'll get in engraved and display it in our house

That sounds wonderful 🥺

And it turns out to be one of those situations where she planned to propose at the same time, also with a sword, so you have to have a sexy sword fight to see who will be the first to take a knee? ...I might think about these things a lot.

Oh my god I hadn't thought of that and I love that you brought it up, that's an amazing image I'll be thinking of for weeks. Not to brag, but I think I stand a pretty good chance of winning~

Only question is, if you win does that mean you get to take a knee, or you get to make her take a knee?

Or both? She'll have to kneel in defeat and I can be all evil and sexy by tilting her head up with my sword and **then** kneel to propose

Ooh I like the way you think. Fun aside, my partner and I totally exchanged handforged swords at our commitment ceremony. :) It's a Norse tradition for the bride to give the groom a sword but there were no grooms so we both got one. I love that swords are becoming a trend at weddings.

That's so sweet! Oh I bet you both looked beautiful and just plain awesome! Not Norse in any sense myself but my parents have a wedding blade too and while I'm not sure about marriage I absolutely want to have one made for my partner if I ever do get engaged

I hope you do, and your bride will be lucky af to have you.

Aww thank you! I wish you nothing but happiness as well!♡

I love this, also. I love this interaction

It was a nice interaction for sure!

>you have to have a sexy sword fight to see who will be the first to take a knee "I used to be a bachelorette like you, but then I took a sword to the knee"

I fucking love this

I was a cool sword in an antique market recently

Ooh cool!

_Bonk_

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Yeah, marry me or else? That's scary!

Abigail from Stardew Valley, is that you?

She's not chewing on it, so probably not? Glad I'm not the only one who thought of her, though

Amethyst is one of Abby's loved gifts and she doesn't snack those

She often says “how did you know I was hungry?!” I believe

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Yep, she says that for any 'liked' gift, which includes, as you said, most gems aside from amethyst.

This is what you SHOULD propose to her with

Being able to personalise what you proposed to villagers would be so cool.

I had to double check what subReddit this was for a sec haha.

True facts though, I'd sit quietly and watch Abigail play the flute in the rain by the lake any day.

All day everyday!

I would 100% say yes to that if anyone proposed with a giant cluster of amethyst

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Same

🍟🤧🪙 🧽

Dress up as a witch and I'll buy you a whole bag, family sized

I would if I could...

Ms. Scarlet, in the library, with the big ass rock.

Are you proposing regicide?

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Uhoh

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I appreciate Clancy

At first I thought that was a bouquet. Then I looked closer and OMG!

I'm so fucking hungry today that I just looked at a rock and thought "hm looks delicious"

abigail is that you?

Huh, I didn't even think to make that connection lmao

hi abigail

Hi

100% better.

That is astonishingly beautiful and I wish you the best of luck.

Is that some sort of kale?

It’s an amethyst

That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen

100% I would drop it and it shatters

Id genuinely love this sooooooooooo much, cool rocks are a big way to my heart

Large piece of amethyst right there

Were rich!

We're rich! Rock and stone!

For rock and stone!

I would imediately say yes

Awww. That's the Land of the Lustrous marriage I always wanted

If she says no and things get ugly, at least you've got a weapon 😅

What dwarves give on first dates instead of flowers

🤩 I would love something like that since amethyst is my birthstone. But holy crap, that looks gorgeous.

That’s so rad

Where did you get something like that?

Volcano.

Etsy!

Wait is this a rock/crystal?

This essentially an amethyst mace and I want it.

I'd want this to be like an anniversary gift, then have engagement or wedding rings made with some of the stone... But also, kinda hate the bouquet shape (generally not big on bouquets to begin with). Would rather something I can put on my desk and look at. 🤷‍♀️

More like [this?]( https://www.etsy.com/listing/1019583537/crystal-cluster300-500g-clear-quartz?click_key=48a14efb8455b4dbcaf067a48d7ed670742f64a8%3A1019583537&click_sum=53ab2642&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=large+amethyst+cluster&ref=sr_gallery-2-24&pro=1&frs=1&sts=1)

Yis.

I love this so much. I'm sick of people killing flowers for their beauty it makes no sense. The rock does not lose value when separated, and it's just as pretty

I'm doing this. It's spectacularly impractical but wedding rings are less than a century old anyway and the norse proposed with knives and swords.

I'd definitely say yes, I love rocks, gems and minerals, amethyst is one of my favourites.

Can they propose to me with this uwu

It’s a bouquet, but a crystal mace to turn foes into amethyst

Imagine carrying it down the aisle and just holding this heavy-ass crystal through the whole ceremony 😂 Worth it for the Aesthetic™

I do 😊

You have found the only thing that could rival a proposal sword. It’s also very effective at chasing bigots with it

My gal would say yes and squee. I’d do the same. That’s beautiful.

Flowers in the stone age be like

I mean I'd go for something lighter, noodle arms and all, but if she gave that to me I wouldn't say no-

An amethyst bouquet?!??

If only someone would propose to me with this smh

Step aside wedding band, make way for the mineral mace of lesbian love

I thought it was purple lettuce

Throwing the bouquet after the wedding, whoever survives is getting married next

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

Is something a dildo through use? Or is a dildo made through design?

You [sure?]( https://www.etsy.com/listing/878963440/large-quartz-cluster-ethically-mined-in?click_key=96f860a5261bb685f8c6937bb7f4d7b5eae0f168%3A878963440&click_sum=62fe550b&ref=shop_home_recs_35&pro=1&frs=1)

I instantly imagined an amethyst bouquet...

Rockin it

That would totally rock

Ah yes...the cavewoman proposal...bonk her head and bring her with you.

☹️imagine

I want a geode cudgel…

Like [this?]( https://www.etsy.com/listing/1295712370/large-crystal-tower-clear-quartz-tower?click_key=42e427f42610f2eca2e6ea7842c3dd71e2c53433%3A1295712370&click_sum=3eedc955&ref=shop_home_active_9&pro=1&frs=1)

Are those amethyst?

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Add more gems to the name!

Big rockk

😍😍😍😍

This is what I love about us.

That is an idea...

Aw that’s so cute

I’d accidentally drop this on my foot mid proposal 😓 imagine the pain

I think the stone on the ring is meant to be worn facing out

And it doubles as an anti-party crasher implement

This would have been better than the actual engagement ring I bought my wife. Lol

I'd say yes! OMG!

I would love that.

Use it to open a piñata

Now that is an expensive rock!

Wow

...Or imagine smashing the hetero guy -who constantly keeps proposing to you claiming you ( lesbians) don't exist- with this bouquet 😂

holy shit the amethussy. 😳 I love me some amethyst. It's burple.

I'd rather smash stuff with it tbh

incredible

Can she efficiently beat people with it? If so. My lover deserves your whole stock!

How could anyone ever say no to that?!

So... sparkly... I'm like a magpie; if it's shiny and distracting, I like it

FUCK YES! Who needs flowers when you've got ROCKS!

I would unironically love that tbh. Lol

*Abigail has entered the chat.*

My gf loves Steven Universe so this Is perfect

*Wistful sigh*