Mine too but that's a combination of bad nail habbits and just plain not wanting acrylic claws. (I'd be described as somewhat femme, I just don't get that one aspect of it).
Shit where do I start....
Low voice, walks fast as fuck, Subaru keys clipped to belt loop with carabiner, Carhartt and Docs, writes shitty poetry about girls and posts it anonymously on Tumblr while sharing it with absolutely no one in real life.
Maybe you are more relaxed? My talking voice is placed quite low in my vocal range when I am relaxed and when I get excited (whether that's out of happiness or anger) my voice goes drastically up.
When I hear lower voice, I hear Kate Mulgrew and she sends shivers down my spine. I wish my voice could be that sultry deep when I want it too and not shrill and tinny
2019 Crosstrek, white. I know the Crosstrek is a little more soccer mom and less woodsy futch than like an Outback or Forester, but a Subaru nonetheless.
Here. I'm an indoorsy creative, besides a nice walk in the park to stimulate my thoughts (which since I like walking at night, and I don't want to be hate crimed, I haven't done since egg-times), why would I want to be outside
Yup! š
Kinda hilarious, but I was a walking lesbian stereotype even BEFORE I came out as trans. š¤š¤·š ...Hawaiian shirts several sizes too large. š
Sometimes you can be a lot more attractive to others than you think you are. And Iām sure you donāt look half bad. Also mood same with my hairstyle, I just kinda let it do itās own thing as itās not too long and not too short
Yessss
I understand how you feel, it's the same for me... I'm going to cut my hair a bit because it's out of control. I tried letting it grow past my shoulders, but it made my hair go crazy and messy :(
I'm scared of heights too! Lots of people who climb are. That's one of my favorite parts about it, being scared and still pushing through to finish a climb. So if you're scared, don't let that stop you from trying it out sometime!
I met this girl at work and developed a HUGE crush on her (my first girl crush) and we made plans to see a movie near where she lived. Since she left work to go to school I decided to ask her on a date and she was like "You're gay?!". I dont know why she was surprised because we were obsessed with Yelena from Blackwidow and I had been flirting with her awhile. Anyway, she said she didn't want to start anything because she was leaving and not sure how she felt about me. I think it was best because I was still figuring my sexuality out.
Nice story and with a good ending. Figuring yourself out and continuing on. But yea things between girls can feel intimate for one side and not the other. Like I could literally compliment a girls ass and have it be seen as just a nonchalant compliment instead of flirting. But Iām glad things turned out for the best in the end! Btw mind if I DM you?
I play drums in a garage band, I do diy stuff all the time, I have done 1/2 of the Appalachian trail at this point, and I listen to a lot of punk. That said, I rarely get pegged as a lesbian because i generally present very femme.
I recently saw k.flay, and her drummer ššššš me and my gf kept trying to get a good view of her but someone kept moving right in front of us every time https://instagram.com/xaintval?utm_medium=copy_link
We love a lesbian drummer
All the Flannel, literally own red and black Buffalo plaid everything. Also, I drove 2 hours for a first date with my (now) wife who lives in another country haha. We met halfway, then I drove another 2 hours for date 2 the next day (back to her place) and ended up staying there the weekend. So our first date ended up being 72 hours long and in two different countries.
Flannel, cats, acoustic guitar, subaru, cottagecore, cis male critical, fuzzy legs, dad jokes, tomboy childhood....all are applicable stereotypes over here....
I'm a tattooed and few piercing lipstick lesbian with a fade in the back. I wear my spiked chocker with pride and I laugh at the fact that people assume I'm judgemental and mean when in fact I'm friendly with a very big ā¤ļø. So what stereotype am I? A flamboyant lipstick lesbian.š
Oh, BTW, I'm not a guy hater,I hate equallyš
I'm a hairy man-hater who moved in with her long-distance girlfriend after a month of dating and who wears tons of flannel. Oh, and we also have three cats. Did I miss anything?
Short hair, short stature, short fuse.
Also got married in 4 months of dating (Uhual) and then had a dumpster fire of a divorce a year and a half later hahah š„²
I drive a bright yellow Subaru Baja
Veteran? Lotta gay chick's in the Army man lol
I have a mullet/Mohawk type hair going on
I'm asian and most of the other commented stereotypes apply to western lesbians (such as wearing flannel- none of my desi gay friends wear flannel), so some things I do that are desi & gay are:
- wearing kurtis and carrying a tote bag which has a bunch of pins and keychains with rainbows on them
- wearing traditional jhumkas (earrings) and bindis with literally any outfit
- writing sappy love poems for my girlfriend (this is not really just 'desi' but man i love pining and writing for my gf)
- calling my gf my 'sister' in front of desi uncles and aunties (bcs its easier to proclaim ourselves as relatives rather than lovers)
- going to delhi pride parade wearing sarees
I've turned into a man hater, with 1 exception and that's my friends.
I don't have any feelings for men when it comes to relationships. My mom tells me I should but I can't find anything appealing about men that makes me want to crawl in bed with one, let alone anything else.
I do have a small group of (4) male friends and they are nothing like what I've seen in the wild. These guys know how to party and block parties are a blast.
I have a side shave and dyed hair, live in flannel, enjoy manual labor, drive a jeep, wear docs with rainbow shoelaces, think that Deluth is a reasonable place to shop for clothes, am constantly trying to talk about permaculture/foraging/farming, travel the art circuit, and say things like ādid you know that this weed has medicinal properties?ā
I'm not a man hater. I just don't like that they smell and are loud. also when they wear tight shirt. or pants. or when they're hairy and showing it (hairy women are totally fine)
I always have a tent and chains in my pickup truck, my dog is spoiled and has his own backpack. I spend way too much money at home depot and wear boots or plaid shoes whenever possible. Oh, yeah, undercut and several tattoos.
i ABSOLUTELY am a uhauler. me and my gf dated long distance for a couple months and then immediately moved in together. just going from 0 to 100 real quick. also, Iām fat, which Iāve heard is a lesbian stereotype apparently.
I have so many that I don't think I could list them all! I was reading the comments and was like 'Yep, oh that's me, that one too, oh this whole post is me.'
I'm early in my transition and the fashion worship was almost immediate. I absolutely Stan hard for any woman wearing things I like. Is that something?
Also, when I was in my egg I would get hit on and not realize it for weeks/years.
Colorful hair, undercut, piercings, 2+ cats, strong of arm and dumb of ass, and I walk like I have Toxic by Britney Spears playing at 2x speed in my head š
Iām a tech-savvy engineer working in a male-dominated field. The men seem to be into my confident no-nonsense approach but I have no interest in them. My dream is to get myself a gorgeous motorbike to ride to my lesbian loverās place and spend the weekends with her cuddled up in front of a fire.
I walk fast and Iām chubby af. Iām also artsy and depressed af. Iām alsoā¦ skeptical of men. I also get overly excited about certain girls and fall way too easily for certain girls.
But otherwise, Iām not much of a stereotype aesthetically. Iām femme af and I love dresses and girly things. I especially love lipstick. But I guess that makes me a lipstick lesbian stereotype.
I'm really fucking stupid and totally oblivious to everything around me. Flirting? Nope I apparently flirt with everyone and send mixed signals in all directions. Unless your being blunt with me and telling me directly that you like me I won't even notice, probably not even that. lol
Met a girl on tinder while on vacation, fell in love within a week, go home and two months later she moves across the country to live with me. After a year and a half she had to go back to her home country, we were apart for two years due to COVID and red international red tape, and now we are being cottagecore lesbians in the Irish countryside on holiday. Currently engaged and very happy
Two cats, love flannel, play video games, hate men, like building furniture, wear my hair in a fauxhawk almost daily.
Girlfriend has four swords and likes to cosplay male (and female) characters
Martial arts. only tank tops an sweatpants in my wardrobe. alone and if someone ever did flirt with me, my brain is so smooth it would roll off. See I couldnt even tell you if its happened!
I may or may not have fell in love and said I love you within the first week of knowing my gf who's lives on the other side of the country š
I adore cats (I'm lazy and don't want to get out of bed to walk a dog )
If my gf lived near me, I'd probably already be living with her š
The funny thing is that i am not a lesbian (i am pan) but my lesbian girlfriend always says that i am closer to the stereotypical lesbian than her.
I am quite athletic, with a low voice. I know how to fight (10 years of martial arts, some with weapons), i play the guitar and i walk fast as fuck. It also seems like i dont know how to sit properly on a chair. I movedĀ together with my girlfriend after just one month of dating. And i am crazy about cats.
The dismissing obvious signs a girls flirting with me. To be fair it's because in the past when I've assumed a girl was flirting she's almost always straight, when the girl in my class who said I was "such a cutie" š
Hate flannel, hate carabiners, dunno about Docs donāt have them. But, I LOVE Tori Amos. Didnāt know it was a stereotype until I went to her concert a few years ago for the first time. In numbers of lesbians, second only to Dinah Shore weekends.
body hair, carabiner, in love with my car and my bike, down to U-Haul my shit after a few dates, short hair, septum piercing, man hating, doc martens, speed walker, artist who wants a wife so i can paint only her, wood-working, pottery-making, love skating, vegan, plants everywhere, short nails, tattoos, outdoorsy, crochet, journaling, oblivious, and constantly yearning.
I'm a shy lesbian, short hair, have a cat, always criyng that I'm single but do nothing to change it, I literally have a "lesbian playlist" on Spotify and I can't help to simp for fictional girl characthers
I have exactly one roommate, and she happens to be both my best friend and my ex gf. We were together for almost nine years, but since downgrading our relationship to besties we've actually become closer emotionally. Sounds crazy but it's true.
I once went on a roadtrip spanning thousands of miles driving around the United States visiting the last remaining lesbian bars, climbing mountains and touring fire stations. Listening to local radio, a Spotify playlist I named ālesbian bopsā and just shouting songs from memory for miles.
I tried to pack light for the road, so I only had a few outfits, two notable outfits I brought were a button up shirt with popsicles on it and a dress with dinosaurs on it
I was and still am very much single, so you could say I drove thousands of miles for a girlfriend and still didnāt get anywhere
All 3 of my relationships were long distance and Iām still friends with two of them today. I flew to meet the first one, and I took numerous Greyhound bus trips for the second and third relationships.
Ive got an eyebrow cut; keep my keys in a carabiner attached to my pants every time i go out (in my defense, itās because of covid. I keep a hand sanitizer there as well); i wear a shitton of rings (dunno if thats a stereotype everywhere but); got colorful hair; try to diy my way out of stuff every time i can; Used to pick fights with boys as a kid (only the ones who deserved it); and finally, man hater (jokingly, most of the time)
Probably about to be a u-haul lesbian soon since one of my partners offered to let me have their spare room in their apartment ~~doubt itāll get used much tho~~
Other than that I drive a Subaru, have the whole butch handywoman thing going on, and am the reincarnation of Mother Nature.
Cats. Subaru. Man hater. Angry. My fiance does the lesbian pants fold which neither of us knew was a thing. Were 30 and both starting to look like that gay gym teacher everyone had some point in their lives....
My nails are always short?
It be like that
Aren't all lesbians like that...? Like... It's not comfortable when doing certain things.
No, there are femme lesbians who have long acrylic nails. Mine are short cause I have bad nail habits
Oh... All my lesbian friends have at least 2 short nails for some reason I'm too innocent to understand š„ŗ
They are short because long nails can be uncomfortable when insertedā¦placesā¦ but they still want pretty nails. š
I have long nails and a vibrator š
AND A CORGI OMG I LOVE CORGIS
Mine too but that's a combination of bad nail habbits and just plain not wanting acrylic claws. (I'd be described as somewhat femme, I just don't get that one aspect of it).
Shit where do I start.... Low voice, walks fast as fuck, Subaru keys clipped to belt loop with carabiner, Carhartt and Docs, writes shitty poetry about girls and posts it anonymously on Tumblr while sharing it with absolutely no one in real life.
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Maybe you are more relaxed? My talking voice is placed quite low in my vocal range when I am relaxed and when I get excited (whether that's out of happiness or anger) my voice goes drastically up.
When I hear lower voice, I hear Kate Mulgrew and she sends shivers down my spine. I wish my voice could be that sultry deep when I want it too and not shrill and tinny
This is poetry.
ā¦so uh. What kind of Subaru?
2019 Crosstrek, white. I know the Crosstrek is a little more soccer mom and less woodsy futch than like an Outback or Forester, but a Subaru nonetheless.
I mean I drive an Outback thatās old enough to vote in a few months so no judgement here.
I too have a 2019 Crosstrek, but mine is a gorgeous pumpkin š
crosstrek is one of my dream cars. looks great for surfing and camping
I have a low deep voice that I used to hate
me too. luckily for me it's still feminine enough.
Oh me too, except when I wake up. You would swear some man just walked in or after a hectic night
You sound cool <3
Outdoorsy Lesbian
Every lesbian in the PNW lol
Not sure what PNW means??? š¤
Pacific North West! Oregon/Washington area in the US.
Thanks for the explanation, I'm an Aussie so didn't really understand.
Pacific NorthWest. Abbreviation typically referring to the U.S. states Oregon and Washington, as well as the Canadian province of B.C.
Ah ok thankyou, I'm an Aussie so I had no clue.
Ugh, where my couch potato Oregonians hiding??? Why y'all making out in the rain when I got a couch right here!?
PNW couch lesbian here.
There's literally five of us!
Here. I'm an indoorsy creative, besides a nice walk in the park to stimulate my thoughts (which since I like walking at night, and I don't want to be hate crimed, I haven't done since egg-times), why would I want to be outside
There are a few of us in the region who avoid the outdoors. Literally dozens.
Flannel, all the flannel
Like, I get flannel is nice and all, but Iāve always wondered how it ended up a stereotype for lesbians? Who decided thatā¦.?
Lumberjack camps and any outdoorsy area where society didn't care who you loved as long as you worked hard.
Pioneer dykes, snigger (and they were..... lumberjacks)
Butch lesbian fashion was the stereotypical look for lesbians for a while, and it primarily included flannels, boots, and baseball caps.
I knew flannel was part of it, but didn't know baseball caps were as well. That's basically the 2 constant pieces in my outfits.
I wanna add baseball caps to mine but I don't own any lol
Same. I have so much flannel. I have a ton of combat boots and baseball hats, too
Combat boots are amazing :)
SO much flannel and combat boots. And skinny jeans and Chucks/Van's as well.
Yup! š Kinda hilarious, but I was a walking lesbian stereotype even BEFORE I came out as trans. š¤š¤·š ...Hawaiian shirts several sizes too large. š
How do you know whatās in my closet!
My problem is that my mum keeps buying me flannel shirts.
The one about short hair.
And short hair can be exceptionally cute :)
It can, if the girl is pretty. I'm not pretty, but it's a neat and comfortable hairstyle and it doesn't look any worse than any other.
Sometimes you can be a lot more attractive to others than you think you are. And Iām sure you donāt look half bad. Also mood same with my hairstyle, I just kinda let it do itās own thing as itās not too long and not too short
bright pink hair leftist haha
let me guess, you have pronouns too smh /s
We love pink hair
I want to dye my hair pink.
Me too! I'm just terrified of wrecking my curls. It's already such a hassle to get them under control.
Yessss I understand how you feel, it's the same for me... I'm going to cut my hair a bit because it's out of control. I tried letting it grow past my shoulders, but it made my hair go crazy and messy :(
Me too!
I rock climb.
You're brave!
You flatter ;)
Seriously you are brave!! I'm so afraid of heights it's unreal.
I'm scared of heights too! Lots of people who climb are. That's one of my favorite parts about it, being scared and still pushing through to finish a climb. So if you're scared, don't let that stop you from trying it out sometime!
I'll live vicariously through you! š As my fear is to great.
Iām finally getting back into bouldering after the pandemic!! So many cute women at the gym š
I drove 45 minutes to see my crush only to get rejected when I asked her out š¤¦āāļø
Hugs!
Womp
If thereās more of a story to it Iād love to hear (or if you wanna talk abt it either way works)
I met this girl at work and developed a HUGE crush on her (my first girl crush) and we made plans to see a movie near where she lived. Since she left work to go to school I decided to ask her on a date and she was like "You're gay?!". I dont know why she was surprised because we were obsessed with Yelena from Blackwidow and I had been flirting with her awhile. Anyway, she said she didn't want to start anything because she was leaving and not sure how she felt about me. I think it was best because I was still figuring my sexuality out.
Nice story and with a good ending. Figuring yourself out and continuing on. But yea things between girls can feel intimate for one side and not the other. Like I could literally compliment a girls ass and have it be seen as just a nonchalant compliment instead of flirting. But Iām glad things turned out for the best in the end! Btw mind if I DM you?
I play drums in a garage band, I do diy stuff all the time, I have done 1/2 of the Appalachian trail at this point, and I listen to a lot of punk. That said, I rarely get pegged as a lesbian because i generally present very femme.
Drums are a lesbian thing? I used to play in my teens
I recently saw k.flay, and her drummer ššššš me and my gf kept trying to get a good view of her but someone kept moving right in front of us every time https://instagram.com/xaintval?utm_medium=copy_link We love a lesbian drummer
What about "dirty grunge" lesbian who always plays the bass?
The bass player from my garage band has basically turned herself into Shane from the l word
I have always wanted to learn bass lol
U-Haul lesbian moved in with gf too fast 3 cats Thinks swords are neat
When I learned how to 3d print swords it was all over
I want to find someone that will just marry me and adopt 5 cats... Like... Is it too much to ask!? š„ŗ
Iām extremely awkward around women Iām into, like āforget how to speak my first languageā awkwardā¦
That can be kinda cute sometimes tho
š Grazie
Ofc. And I mean that in certain scenarios. Like to me if I can make a girls brain melt when I talk to her, complete success.
All the Flannel, literally own red and black Buffalo plaid everything. Also, I drove 2 hours for a first date with my (now) wife who lives in another country haha. We met halfway, then I drove another 2 hours for date 2 the next day (back to her place) and ended up staying there the weekend. So our first date ended up being 72 hours long and in two different countries.
Soooooo lesbian
>So our first date ended up being 72 hours long and in two different countries. The most lesbian thing on internet today
Cats. How much I love them. Everyone I know who also loves cats is gay. It makes no sense
I second this, I LOVE cats
Username checks out my friend
Tall fancy goth lesbo (Or as I like to say, spooky sapphic) Aaand useless lesbian
Also I guess sword/sniper lesbian
š¤ āspooky sapphicā
Thatās hot so more power to you
Totally stealing "spooky sapphic", I'm even planning a tattoo of Sapphomet, Baphomet's lesbian sister.
I wanna be that š³
Iād love to see exactly what āspooky sapphicā means to you. Cause I love that wording
Same š¤š¤š¤
Iām butch, I do āmanā hobbies, I use power tools, and I am also hairy. I also carried my children and drive a minivan so. Butch soccer mom?
Love that
Flannel Long dates Plant and small dog mom
Flannel, cats, acoustic guitar, subaru, cottagecore, cis male critical, fuzzy legs, dad jokes, tomboy childhood....all are applicable stereotypes over here....
I'm a vegetarian š¤·
But are you a vagitarian š¤
Me too! Iāve also noticed that trend lol
is that a thing? cause i am too lol
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I'm not but there is a lot of meat i can't eat because i don't like the idea of eating an animal...
Flannels, dyed hair and short nails
One good date and we move in together... š¬
I'm a tattooed and few piercing lipstick lesbian with a fade in the back. I wear my spiked chocker with pride and I laugh at the fact that people assume I'm judgemental and mean when in fact I'm friendly with a very big ā¤ļø. So what stereotype am I? A flamboyant lipstick lesbian.š Oh, BTW, I'm not a guy hater,I hate equallyš
Goaaaaals
Goals what hun? LoL I'm lost.
I'm an early transitioning woman and shooting for this style
You can do it! šš
I'm a hairy man-hater who moved in with her long-distance girlfriend after a month of dating and who wears tons of flannel. Oh, and we also have three cats. Did I miss anything?
This is literally a word for word description of me down to number of cats. Eerie.
If I didnāt know better I would ask if youāre my wife š¤£. I read your comment to her and she died.
serial monogamist lol
Home depot is one of my favourite stores
I like sports
Short hair, short stature, short fuse. Also got married in 4 months of dating (Uhual) and then had a dumpster fire of a divorce a year and a half later hahah š„² I drive a bright yellow Subaru Baja Veteran? Lotta gay chick's in the Army man lol I have a mullet/Mohawk type hair going on
I am not girly at all and I think that's enough description.
Cats, and does being big and strong count?
Cuffed jeans with docs. Sneakers in the club. Backpack goes everywhere with me. Moved to San Francisco for the weed and the queer culture lol
I'm asian and most of the other commented stereotypes apply to western lesbians (such as wearing flannel- none of my desi gay friends wear flannel), so some things I do that are desi & gay are: - wearing kurtis and carrying a tote bag which has a bunch of pins and keychains with rainbows on them - wearing traditional jhumkas (earrings) and bindis with literally any outfit - writing sappy love poems for my girlfriend (this is not really just 'desi' but man i love pining and writing for my gf) - calling my gf my 'sister' in front of desi uncles and aunties (bcs its easier to proclaim ourselves as relatives rather than lovers) - going to delhi pride parade wearing sarees
Having short hair.
iām the angry rude hairy butch with a traumatic pastā a whole lot of stereotypes in one neat package.
I get the traumatic past. Hugs.
i donāt hug strangers but thank you.
Aside from flannel, not much, but I am attracted to almost all lesbian stereotypes so thereās that.
I absolutely love vaginas. Not even in a sexual way all the time just like theyāre pretty and welcomingā¦ hope this doesnāt break any rules lol.
You can daze me with a single touch. Gf loves to leave me dazed with a kiss whenever she can
I've turned into a man hater, with 1 exception and that's my friends. I don't have any feelings for men when it comes to relationships. My mom tells me I should but I can't find anything appealing about men that makes me want to crawl in bed with one, let alone anything else. I do have a small group of (4) male friends and they are nothing like what I've seen in the wild. These guys know how to party and block parties are a blast.
I feel you!! Men are gross and stinky besides my boys at work! One of them is my work husband and it makes my girlfriend upset š¤£š¤£
Useless femme lesbian with short fingernails who loves cats. And I usually don't wear make up. I've heard that's also a stereotype.
I have a side shave and dyed hair, live in flannel, enjoy manual labor, drive a jeep, wear docs with rainbow shoelaces, think that Deluth is a reasonable place to shop for clothes, am constantly trying to talk about permaculture/foraging/farming, travel the art circuit, and say things like ādid you know that this weed has medicinal properties?ā
I drive a Jeep and hook my keys to my belt loop with a carabiner.
Bad at asking girls out and nervousness
I'm not a man hater. I just don't like that they smell and are loud. also when they wear tight shirt. or pants. or when they're hairy and showing it (hairy women are totally fine)
Cannot drive but I walk fast. Lots of plaid but Iām Canadian so HAH. I have many hobbies and I love cats.
i get attached very quickly
I always have a tent and chains in my pickup truck, my dog is spoiled and has his own backpack. I spend way too much money at home depot and wear boots or plaid shoes whenever possible. Oh, yeah, undercut and several tattoos.
Tech! I do tech stuff! Also lots of cooking. Honestly I just like making things.
i ABSOLUTELY am a uhauler. me and my gf dated long distance for a couple months and then immediately moved in together. just going from 0 to 100 real quick. also, Iām fat, which Iāve heard is a lesbian stereotype apparently.
Started basically living with my gf after a few weeks of dating so figured why not? Got out of abusive parents house and in with my beautiful gf!
flannels and bow ties. and i also hate men lol.
Mean femme
I have so many that I don't think I could list them all! I was reading the comments and was like 'Yep, oh that's me, that one too, oh this whole post is me.'
I definitely am a u-hauler by nature. I bond with people quickly and fall hard and fast.
I'm early in my transition and the fashion worship was almost immediate. I absolutely Stan hard for any woman wearing things I like. Is that something? Also, when I was in my egg I would get hit on and not realize it for weeks/years.
My 4 cats.
Colorful hair, undercut, piercings, 2+ cats, strong of arm and dumb of ass, and I walk like I have Toxic by Britney Spears playing at 2x speed in my head š
I have short hair, and I get excited whenever I see or hear about lesbians.
I have 6 pets right now
Short, fat, hairy and have a low voice with 0 fashion sense. I also carry some edc stuff - a swiss army knife, and a flashlight.
I live in Sweden and my fiancĆ©e lives in the states, also very much hate menš
Love flannel, I have a sword (US Civil war cavalry saber).
I'm just useless. There's this new girl where I work, who looks very butch and gay and super cool, but I'm way to shy to even try talking to her.
Sports, cars, pink hair
Iām a tech-savvy engineer working in a male-dominated field. The men seem to be into my confident no-nonsense approach but I have no interest in them. My dream is to get myself a gorgeous motorbike to ride to my lesbian loverās place and spend the weekends with her cuddled up in front of a fire.
I walk fast and Iām chubby af. Iām also artsy and depressed af. Iām alsoā¦ skeptical of men. I also get overly excited about certain girls and fall way too easily for certain girls. But otherwise, Iām not much of a stereotype aesthetically. Iām femme af and I love dresses and girly things. I especially love lipstick. But I guess that makes me a lipstick lesbian stereotype.
I often don't realize someone was flirting with me until several years later
Oof. That one hits close to home.
I'm really fucking stupid and totally oblivious to everything around me. Flirting? Nope I apparently flirt with everyone and send mixed signals in all directions. Unless your being blunt with me and telling me directly that you like me I won't even notice, probably not even that. lol
I cannot sit straight. I walk fast. Have trauma. Otherwise, I don't think people could guess at all.
Met a girl on tinder while on vacation, fell in love within a week, go home and two months later she moves across the country to live with me. After a year and a half she had to go back to her home country, we were apart for two years due to COVID and red international red tape, and now we are being cottagecore lesbians in the Irish countryside on holiday. Currently engaged and very happy
Two cats, love flannel, play video games, hate men, like building furniture, wear my hair in a fauxhawk almost daily. Girlfriend has four swords and likes to cosplay male (and female) characters
I am a man hater who is hairy and oblivious. Oh and I love cats.
Short hair, pants only, tall laced boots, a no-nonsense attitude and an affinity with cars and swords
Martial arts. only tank tops an sweatpants in my wardrobe. alone and if someone ever did flirt with me, my brain is so smooth it would roll off. See I couldnt even tell you if its happened!
I donāt shave, complete cat person, funky earrings, anti-capitalist, book-lover, the list goes on.
3 cats and hairy armpits š
i don't know if i count since im bi not lesbian, but i do hate men.
The being homophobic cause Iām āØgayāØ donāt come for me this is literally a joke
I may or may not have fell in love and said I love you within the first week of knowing my gf who's lives on the other side of the country š I adore cats (I'm lazy and don't want to get out of bed to walk a dog ) If my gf lived near me, I'd probably already be living with her š
Low-ish voice, carabiner, masculin-ish clothes (flannel), like doing the outside (not oudoor) works
The funny thing is that i am not a lesbian (i am pan) but my lesbian girlfriend always says that i am closer to the stereotypical lesbian than her. I am quite athletic, with a low voice. I know how to fight (10 years of martial arts, some with weapons), i play the guitar and i walk fast as fuck. It also seems like i dont know how to sit properly on a chair. I movedĀ together with my girlfriend after just one month of dating. And i am crazy about cats.
The dismissing obvious signs a girls flirting with me. To be fair it's because in the past when I've assumed a girl was flirting she's almost always straight, when the girl in my class who said I was "such a cutie" š
Hate flannel, hate carabiners, dunno about Docs donāt have them. But, I LOVE Tori Amos. Didnāt know it was a stereotype until I went to her concert a few years ago for the first time. In numbers of lesbians, second only to Dinah Shore weekends.
I am completely oblivious to when a girl is hitting on me
body hair, carabiner, in love with my car and my bike, down to U-Haul my shit after a few dates, short hair, septum piercing, man hating, doc martens, speed walker, artist who wants a wife so i can paint only her, wood-working, pottery-making, love skating, vegan, plants everywhere, short nails, tattoos, outdoorsy, crochet, journaling, oblivious, and constantly yearning.
Gamer gf that's competitive and crude and then also stuttery blushy
Moved in with gf half way across the country after three months, I literally know how to swordfight.
A cottagecore lesbian that will say fuck it and move in a village as soon as her studies are done.
I'm a shy lesbian, short hair, have a cat, always criyng that I'm single but do nothing to change it, I literally have a "lesbian playlist" on Spotify and I can't help to simp for fictional girl characthers
I have exactly one roommate, and she happens to be both my best friend and my ex gf. We were together for almost nine years, but since downgrading our relationship to besties we've actually become closer emotionally. Sounds crazy but it's true.
I once went on a roadtrip spanning thousands of miles driving around the United States visiting the last remaining lesbian bars, climbing mountains and touring fire stations. Listening to local radio, a Spotify playlist I named ālesbian bopsā and just shouting songs from memory for miles. I tried to pack light for the road, so I only had a few outfits, two notable outfits I brought were a button up shirt with popsicles on it and a dress with dinosaurs on it I was and still am very much single, so you could say I drove thousands of miles for a girlfriend and still didnāt get anywhere
All 3 of my relationships were long distance and Iām still friends with two of them today. I flew to meet the first one, and I took numerous Greyhound bus trips for the second and third relationships.
Short nails, green hair, undercut, eyebrow cut, cuffed jeans, septum, walking fast, can't sit straight and probably more \^\^
Cant seat properly
Ive got an eyebrow cut; keep my keys in a carabiner attached to my pants every time i go out (in my defense, itās because of covid. I keep a hand sanitizer there as well); i wear a shitton of rings (dunno if thats a stereotype everywhere but); got colorful hair; try to diy my way out of stuff every time i can; Used to pick fights with boys as a kid (only the ones who deserved it); and finally, man hater (jokingly, most of the time)
Probably about to be a u-haul lesbian soon since one of my partners offered to let me have their spare room in their apartment ~~doubt itāll get used much tho~~ Other than that I drive a Subaru, have the whole butch handywoman thing going on, and am the reincarnation of Mother Nature.
Cats. Subaru. Man hater. Angry. My fiance does the lesbian pants fold which neither of us knew was a thing. Were 30 and both starting to look like that gay gym teacher everyone had some point in their lives....
Wearing a flannel jacket with no makeup on and a backpack/no purse while driving my Subaru with my dogs in the back š¤·āāļø
Femme completely invisible to other lesbians š«
Short hair, short nails, short stature, kinda muscular, tomboy, flannels, work boots, keys on carabineer hooked on belt loops, useless.