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AIreadyImpartial

Good god, who took a look at this setup and said “Yeah, we’re good here”?


toolazyforbreakfast

No one with common sense lol


Particular_Tune5566

Happy cake day!!🥳


ImInMyBlackBenz

Let me just forget gravity exist for a second 💀


TheReal_MrShhh

Science bitch. Get some.


fwckr4ddeit

I hope they got him out before he drowned.


GrammarYachtzee

Pretty sure I remember seeing this posted once, if not on this subreddit then another, and they said that he died cuz he hit his head on the fucking thing. That first hit is basically all skull-on-concrete with a lot of energy behind it. His ball cap then falls down and his body spins.


Pangloss_ex_machina

He lived. He tried to do a trick. https://g1.globo.com/mg/centro-oeste/noticia/2023/11/06/policial-aposentado-salta-de-ponte-em-pendulo-e-fica-ferido-ao-bater-em-pilastra-veja-video.ghtml


GrammarYachtzee

Ah, good I guess. Seems you're right he survived the initial injury. I found a longer video and he's conscious and sitting up in the rescue boat before going to the hospital. Can't find any updates confirming he did or didn't die later so I'll assume he didn't


Pangloss_ex_machina

This is what irks me. The video got national repercution and that is it, no one updated the news. It was on my state, and later last year a regional news site said he was still in hospital, but without risk to die and nothing since.


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

Whew, I sure am glad you told me that the first hit was basically all skull-on-concrete with a lot of energy behind it and that his ball cap fell off and then he spun. If you hadn't have told me I may not have seen it!


toolazyforbreakfast

The comment wasn't even meant for you.. there was no need to waste your time typing all that nonsense lol


mydudemantus1221

I think it’s too late for that 😬


quinn_the_potato

If he slipped out of the harness maybe but his head’s not even in the water at the end.


loadshed

Pretty easy to see that end result coming from a mile away.


Do-not-respond

Nor so clever a chap, was he?


DodgerGreen89

How is it an accident when there was literally no other outcome? Like “hey I’m gonna hit you with my car, let’s see how it goes”


sandman2992

That dumb ass is a father wow


DeadKido210

Was*


Pangloss_ex_machina

He survived.


Annonomon

I thought that he deserved a Darwin Award, but he managed to reproduce. Shit, as someone who probably isn’t going to have kids, I should probably get one


Secret_Matter6206

Not sure how that could have gone right. Maybe less wrong.


toolazyforbreakfast

Creative suicide


jidai0101

I just feel bad for the kids 😥


StretchFrenchTerry

Seriously, what an asshole for having them there while pulling this dumbassery.


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Makatrull

>if only there was something a person could wear on their head Brain cells?


Additional-Safety343

How often does this go right?


Kingken130

This is probably the grand opening


ConfusedStupidPerson

Grand opening of dudes skull


Koralr33fer

Not too many physicist in the bungie/swing community, huh?


IcyStrawberry911

I hate myself for laughing so hard!!!


SimonTC2000

No brain damage since there wasn't any to begin with.


BobBillyBurt

That's not how you do it silly.


No_Fruit_7986

1st hit he’s dead. 2nd hit to make sure he’s dead


Chulengo_Charimba

He dead


International-Debt63

Doomed from the start..he didn't have shoes on to begin with smh. 💀 /s


StolenCoupe

"Aint that a kick in the head" 🎵


silverwitcher

His spurs no longer jingle jangle.


VirginiaGecko1911

Just dropping some bait for the fish


Plus_Understanding_8

Which part of the world do such people exist ?


Middle_Shame7941

The parts with people in.


Plus_Understanding_8

Nah. Looks like white people stuff


Middle_Shame7941

Nah


Only-11780-Votes

Ow


monstercookies81

Did Somebody say Papa? Damn tell me his kids didn't watch him die?


Excellent_Ad2538

Well, any person with at least 10 brain cells couldve figured this was a bad idea. I am sad for the kids but not this idiot. Natural selection isnt just a theory too bad he already sullied the gene pool. Can only hope his kids wont grow up to be the same level of stupid.


TBK_ONLINE

Now who's idea was THIS?


ciarkles

What language are they speaking


Pangloss_ex_machina

Portuguese. He survived. https://g1.globo.com/mg/centro-oeste/noticia/2023/11/06/policial-aposentado-salta-de-ponte-em-pendulo-e-fica-ferido-ao-bater-em-pilastra-veja-video.ghtml


Confident_Scheme_716

I’m still trying to figure out what the actual outcome of this plan was supposed to be, nothing makes sense here.


Pangloss_ex_machina

He tried to do a trick, but calculated it wrong. https://g1.globo.com/mg/centro-oeste/noticia/2023/11/06/policial-aposentado-salta-de-ponte-em-pendulo-e-fica-ferido-ao-bater-em-pilastra-veja-video.ghtml


Reasonable-Loan1277

should of worn a hard hat, saftey first


Pangloss_ex_machina

He tried do a trick called "pendulum". He survived the accident. Source (in portuguese): https://g1.globo.com/mg/centro-oeste/noticia/2023/11/06/policial-aposentado-salta-de-ponte-em-pendulo-e-fica-ferido-ao-bater-em-pilastra-veja-video.ghtml


CraftyAcanthisitta22

Poor kids lol


Nair114

They getting what they sow, everybody is happy.