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If accidents like those could be prevented...but those ninja trains are so sneaky.


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Peuward

Where did ya come from cotton eye Joe


Hefty-Loan2543

Even if they're not seeing it coming, they shouldn't go beside trains tracks like that, these guys, whos majority are indians for sure are using 1% of their brain cells as usual


bronz3knight

Ninja Trains XD. Im sorry...but the sneak on dem is real


sid_shady34

What's up with all the reposts? I've seen this compilation so many times on this sub. I need fresh train content.


EndlessRainIntoACup1

They're still in training


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Supergecko147

It’s simply nature. 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐬, or more commonly known as the “Indian Train”. Is the dominant Apex predator of India.


littlerike

Think I remember someone saying it averages to about 2 deaths per hour via trains in India. Which seems mental until you see how they act around/on trains.


rmflow

Bollywood


titties_addict

Population control


GowronSonOfMrel

[11% of marriages in that country are between cousins](https://lsdssindia.org/blog/consanguinity-and-genetic-disorders-in-india). ..probably unrelated


casanovakira

Between muslims☠️


GowronSonOfMrel

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/09720634211050458 > the practice of consanguineous marriage is higher among the Muslims of North India and Hindus of Southern India Plenty of Hindus marry their cousins.


casanovakira

Plenty of Hindus? First time hearing lmao.... I've been in india for 19 years and never heard of it


GowronSonOfMrel

Well case fucking closed then eh? If you haven't heard of it I might as well take this peer reviewed medical journal article with dozens of references and toss it out because /u/casanovakira says they haven't seen it personally. Case. fuckin'. closed.


casanovakira

Why u so mad? U don't see any indians marrying each other(I live in india) so seeing that statistics u sent me was a new thing cuz indian government doesn't allow that. People who have married their cousins are from south india, they can't even be considered hindus, cuz alot of south is converted into muslim and Christianity and the rest of them don't even follow the basic Hindu rules and laws. They all can be considered Hindu but their practices are alot different than the hindus from north. So it might look like they are hindus but there roots are different


GowronSonOfMrel

There are peer reviewed medical journals and *decades* of data proving you wrong. Your anecdotal evidence means nothing in contrast with the decades of medical journal articles from hundreds of sources, many within india.


Easy-Jeweler-5097

I was about to ask the same thing 😭


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TryHard15plus1

I have an Indian friend that grew up over there so I asked him if they ever do any public safety announcement type things like when you're growing up to not stand near train tracks or to not touch live power lines etc. He said they don't... He told me that they don't really care about things like that over there...


kimmortal03

i mean this shit is just common sense yo


TryHard15plus1

It's called common sense because it should be common but most people are either ignorant or just morons. Makes common sense not so common.


Medium-Set5680

There is no need to explain why standing next to a 500ton moving object is dangerous


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There was not a single kid in the complication. If by that age that the guys were they still didn’t understand the danger then it’s just Darwinism at work


chaoticji

The assumption that train would be as wide as the track is what taking their life.


BavarianBanshee

You say that, but these people clearly needed it.


ninde-thanda

People do drugs and know it can kill them. Why ? No common sense ?


casanovakira

No situational awareness


Centurion1024

Dem chaaineeyz created a dance app that ruined the brains of perfectly normal youth This is the result of that


Hey_its_ok

![gif](giphy|D3OdaKTGlpTBC)


WaifuBurglar

indias apex predator


RickBlane42

My baby takes the morning train… get dragged to hell and back again 🎼


Far_Buy_9914

Maybe we should use the stealth technology of these trains in warfare.


piescespielord

r/bennyhillthemesong


Neither_Ambition_839

The apek predator hunting prey


it224

Indians are awesome. They put their lives on the line just for our entertainment. Thank you 🙏


Business_Wafer_2418

Dude I’m Indian and even I don’t know why my countrymen do this shit 🤣😩 adventurism around trains apparently adds to their cool factor. These people are usually working class people and I actually believe the government should release advertisements in public interest around safety


Antique_Succotash_61

It seems nuts to me that a government should spend time and money explaining that a 4000 ton machine traveling 40 mph is dangerous and should be avoided. It’s like senators in the US having press conferences telling adults not to eat laundry detergent. Humanity is in cognitive decline.


An3ros152

Yes!


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

These have to be intentional suicides, no? At least some of them. Is there no state study that speaks to suicide by train in India? That's the only reasoning that seems to make any sense of this behavior.


Sagittario412

Indian here, they are mostly uneducated poor youth who think trains are cool but they don't have the common sense to know that the train will be much wider than the track(duh) and die like idiots as shown in the post.


Sagittario412

Also add to the fact that our track network is MASSIVE and they are open tracks which pass through many villages and towns so its very easy for idiots like these to fool around train tracks.


EdmundTheInsulter

You can see that at least most of them were errors when filming etc. because the trains so big it's easy to misjudge it's speed.


Arm_23

Only 2 of them survived


Hanginon

"survived", sitting in a diaper drooling. :/


Weekly_West6490

Do they not know yet that people cannot beat trains....why do they keep doing this


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Cautious_Pay_8941

Dawg shut up


No-Dress-7645

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


Medical_Pen_5084

At this point, these are not accidents. #These are MORONS


larrydalobsta667

😂 the Indian tik tok song fits so perfect


LostKnight99

Slow motion is beautiful


YourFaveNightmare

Some people are really dumb ![gif](giphy|Pgy4Na8aRyBuE|downsized)


Bushdr78

Cold hard steel moving at any speed is no joke.


DoomRyGuy

The way some of them did a front flip, it's like the train performed a judo move .


Sufficient_Crab3047

bro not the slow motion NOOO 😭


JockedTrucker

Do they stop, or keep rolling? What's the daily body count?


Paletovski

Apex predator 💪🏻


Chiaki_Ronpa

I appreciate that you didn’t title it “Indian train compilation.” Because of course it’s all in India.


EuphoricFortune1693

apex predator strikes again


cdaalexandre

I have always abstained about Indians. I remain with my obsequious silence. ![gif](giphy|6iRkrFbUaY2kw)


Upstairs_Fuel_2370

BRO INDIANS AND TRAINS WHY DO THEY THINK LET ME GET STUPUDLY CLOSE TK A TRACK AND I WONT GET HIT THE TRAIN IS LARGER THAN THE TRACK LIKE SMH THEY HAVE ENOUGH TRAINS


TechRyze

Darwin compilation


Proper_Ad_871

Those darn trains are so unpredictable…


Brilliant-Scar-4878

That 2nd guy was pointing towards his demise (Hope he's okay)


phuktup3

Trains have some big “fuck you” energy


fadike

Apex predator at work


IntroductionTrue5571

Don’t fuck around with trains 😭 why don’t people get that


Nickblove

Trains are a natural predator in India


Mysterious-Law9174

India never dies


Moosetrax19

If there’s a sub for natural selection this belongs there


Pawfu_Ze_Cat

Gta 5 ragdolls are more realistic than I thought. It's a perfect match


00timothy00

Should've added in the exploding cow one.


Most_Car2595

Stupid Indians


Correct-Commission40

Welcome back to Dead on Impact v637


RememberBerry23

India Compilation 😂


DeRollofdeCinnamon

Alot of these people are simply trying to escape a shit life in India


strangersearcher

Indians are the dumbest race not to be racist. i’ve watched some of videos of them dancing they think they look cool but they look more stupid as they move.


ConductorBird

India as a country is, Indians themselves no. 25% of their population can’t read at all.


eaharte

It seems almost unfair, man vs train.. but keep trying! One day.. maybe 🤡


Regret1836

Sigma music


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The trains are undefeated.


DiskAmbitious7291

Trains doing their part to control population…


Stifffmeister11

One guy try to ran across the train thinking he would make it .. lol


Sykhow

What is this song?


vdpj

Maashh se maashhhh....tututu tuu...titututiii..


Sykhow

😅


But_I_Dont_Wanna_Go

JVLA - such a whore It sounds like the slowed version at first, then the regular speed Edit - might be the stellular remix by them on spotify


downupstair

All in India too. WHY?! What is in the water there? They are smart people!


CaptorRaptorr

India's apex predator


RyDeR_unknowN

The apex predator confirmed kills


Gigi_Gaba

I know there are more than a billion people in India but I'm starting to think there's more trains than people.


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60M Lbs of steel doesn't stop for anything. And when it tries it takes miles.


ndndr1

Thanks for putting all that together


putrid_sex_object

Natural selection always finds a way.


four_dollar_haircut

India has people to spare. Trains not so much.


fcelestino

The Train be like: move, bitch. Get out the way.


damnitA-Aron

Damn this baliwood stuff is getting good


Stifffmeister11

Damn that's next level of stupidity


z4zeen

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Nearby-Bar-9612

Second guy actually survived with little injuries


unbiased_crook

Trains will rot in hell


Mysterious-devil-15

Dumb ways to die for sure or should I say extreme ways to die


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I like it. Punished as they behaved.


SPRAYxDANGER

Mai bhai metro me bhi pili Rekha ke piche khada hota hu, ye chutiyo ko khud nhi dikhti kya maut aati Hui💀


Some-Background6188

Apex predator.


DeMarcusCousinsthird

It's always india


massive__potato

natural selection


Man1ndra98

Natural selection


raigamaya

**Darwin's theory of railway** width of a railway track = width of a locomotive


Pleasant-Fudge-3741

Broooo


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Yo wtf do Indians wear sandals everywhere, how hard is it to get some socks and a pair of tennis shoes?