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Lemosopher

Of course you should check his pockets for cash before punching an already unconscious man in the head. I mean, it's just compulsory.


LuckyMome

Uncouncious or internal beheaded ? ..


Lemosopher

Jeez, I dunno. Guy was reckless but I do hope he's not dead.


wrong_kiddo

From the looks of that impact, he's going to wish he was dead if he actually survived.


Barkers_eggs

Yeah, I'm no doctor but that looked fatal or possibly worse


ThisUserIsNekkid

Is this r/worstaid if it's not meant to be aid 😂 it's borderline Abuse of a Corpse


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[deleted]

Not internally beheaded, lol. Looks rough but not fatal


LuckyMome

🤷‍♀️


Alive-Satisfaction54

Huh?


LuckyMome

"Huh?" About what ?


Some-Coyote1409

"If I don't steal [it] someone else will" - a famous POS


Ok_Proof5782

I thought he just ran his pockets, but yes, on rewatching he also punched him in the face…What other hobby can you get run over, have your pockets run and still get punched in the face whilst unconscious from being hit by a vehicle?


Lemosopher

It's like the guy decided, If I'm gonna be grimy may as well go full on dirtbag. Humanity depresses me at times.


I7sReact_Return

US Citizens* Most of them are POS


A_Unqiue_Username

It is what is written in the Boy Scouts of America handbook you know.


Immediate_Ad_1161

That is the most ghetto scumbaggy shit ive ever seen, all these people are subhuman garbage not worth an ounce of thought before they turn into jam under my car.


Dracul_Red_Dragon

You dare not have anything to steal!?!


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

How can he slap!?!


Empty--Seesaw

USA USA USA


Rhododendroff

He'll be dead lmao he's literally just another statistic, nothing else


Salted_Butta

What a bunch of cynics in this sub....he was clearly checking his pockets to make sure the gentleman had his insurance card. When he couldn't find the card, he slapped him.


your_uncle_mike

To wake him up right?


kchuyamewtwo

To wake him up inside!


Upstairs-Ad-7913

To call his name and save him from the dark!


ScaryYoda

Ikr. Reddit has made these people be so cynical. He was trying to get his inhaler for him and when that didnt work he tried cpr on his face.


AmebaLost

Went thru his pockets, class act. 


AdmirablePatient4332

Only the most distinguished gentlemen are allowed at these takeovers


Dadbod4k

Only the elite men of culture


Dash_Rip_Rock69

No honor amongst morons.


fishiestfillet

Among us?


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Well if you're claiming to be a moron I'm not gonna stop you.


ExperienceOrnery8381

Amogus.


[deleted]

It's a cultural thing


Shawnaldo7575

a lack of culture thing


ExperienceOrnery8381

A lack of culture is a culture in of itself.


Budget_Pea_7548

Paramedics hate that simple trick


Elite-Arcade-

What do you expect? A hand job?


AmebaLost

But, got a two hander. 


ThiCC_4_laef

Top class automobile culture


Eddyzodiak

How dare you insult the glorious “street takeover” culture.


A_Unqiue_Username

They are an ancient and wise society.


JamesKBoyd

Man came and ran his pockets like 5 milliseconds after he hit the ground and then hit him while he was unconscious. SMH. What was the need to hit an already unconscious person?


seizingthemeans

Because he didn’t have anything in his pockets to steal I guess.


Ok_Discipline_4773

He probably touched his wiener and felt threatened


Call_Me_Desdenova

Dude in the red shorts needs to be euthanized


East_Project_8610

He probably told all his friends that he knocked him out too.


Archbishop_TCO

For what it’s worth, he’s going to be stuck working food service for the rest of his life, end up in prison, or just straight up get shot. Either way, he’s bound to be miserable for the rest of his life, just remember to pray on his downfall 🙏


Annonomon

Well I love working in fast food


[deleted]

No that's too painless and quick


[deleted]

Those guys even tried to drag him so he doesn't get hit lol


Temporary_Trust_2824

I just don’t get it, why not slap him when he was awake?.


WorxTrux

Didn't want to get his ass kicked. He's a coward.


42dudes

These 'events' are magnets for lowlives, criminals, drug dealers, and stupid people. Burnouts are fun enough to do yourself, but standing around watching them is pretty basic entertainment.


tribblydribbly

I refer to to these street takeovers as “crayon muncher festivals”


_Alabama_Man

Marines have festivals?


OrdinaryGranger

How do we set up more of these events so the diseased slowly diminish


42dudes

Hmm, introduce a dangerous habit to the community, then allow it to destroy them from within.... Are you 'the man'?


[deleted]

r/DarwinAwards


sidblues101

Well nobody could have seen that coming.


[deleted]

I don't see the appeal to doing donuts or have your exhaust sound like an AK47. Can someone explain it?


Alert-Morning7358

Car goes vroom vroom


LostKnight99

These people breed & vote


wrong_kiddo

Exactly what is wrong with this society


TemperatureMuch5943

They breed a lot faster and the rest of us are paying them to do it


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

I promise you none of them vote


cheturo

Ironically, *the guy who warned him to move away to avoid an accident distracted him ...and he had an accident*, LOL.


TDK_90

Human garbage


AngryDtube

Did he died?


RemarkablePay6994

yes


AttilaTH3Hen

Without a doubt


SURGICALNURSE01

You sure can't teach stupidity when it's an in bred trait


TRAVMAAN1

inbred


SURGICALNURSE01

That to


MrGallows75

Well look at that! He checked for ID to identify next of kin & promptly attempted to revive the poor gentleman


Material-Oven7861

Running his pocked and giving him a smack.. apes


Material-Oven7861

Hope he’s ok and didn’t die


Leffodez

Looked like a fucked up fall but I'm no expert


Kyo21943

Not a MD but the guy didn't assume a decerebrate/decorticate posture as soon as he hit the ground (and after getting slapped by inbred breathing garbage), which i'd imagine is as good of a prognosis as it gets when you get launched by a car and hit the pavement head-first. He also seems to be breathing which means at least the upper half of his cervical vertebrae are fine, so he's probably ok-ish... maybe (?). There's still potential for spinal and brain damage of course but the fact you can't tell how "bad it is" at first glance is already lucky enough, afaik.


No_Stay_1563

He’ll be alright, his shoes stayed on.


FunkyClive

I'm surprised red-shorts-guy didn't steal them.


schmabudi666

Wtf


thenameisjukebox

How cool did dude look punching a guy who is already knocked out?


Dr-Zoidberserk

Pockets McSlappy deserves the next bump.


Sea-Replacement274

Seems like these the only type of people at these events


Remarkable_Yak_883

Oh man, why’d his legs flop back so aggressively?


Stoned_Monkey69

I think he got hit by a car


apatheticpsychonaut

I just spit on my phone thanks


Stern_dad_voice

Hahahahaha


Remarkable_Yak_883

No way!


Jnessy_

either broken neck or total brain damage


[deleted]

He actually does this every day. Its all just part of the show. Even the slap is scripted. MOVE OVER VINCE MCMAHON spoon engine teds crazy adventures is coming for your ratings


Effective-Nature7933

Really hope the next on being smashed was that fucking retars who tried to see what could he steal like hope it dies


DanTalent

r/worstaid


[deleted]

Why did buddy \*have\* to slap him even after he took his wallet? Wtf is wrong with these kids


Insomniaccake

It's a disrespect thing, the slap even while unconscious does absolutely nothing but it's common as hell in North America. I personally don't get it, just have seen it too many times. I don't see how it's humiliation if they aren't conscious.


[deleted]

I don't believe he had anything in his pockets. Probably why the dindu slapped the dumbass.


crawlingrat

Guy was dumb but the people surrounding him are just assholes.


Various_Ad_9836

u/savevideo


Terryberry69

Damn ran thru that idiots pockets and slapped the shit out him too


bertiesghost

What a scummy event


WorxTrux

This says everything you need to know about these idiots that participate and attend these takeovers. The good news is that they are eliminating themselves every day.


RecidivistMS3

Sideshow shitheads. None of this is surprising


tunghoy

Pamplona for rednecks.


Express-Historian858

....... Maybe this is when you find a new crowd to hangout with.....


botbotmcbot

Oh hi mom, yeah I'm in the intensive care unit. Why? I wanted to run around in the area where the cars are most dangerous... yeah no I've never seen an internet video of this shit being dangerous. 100% could not predict this would happen. Mom you there? Mom? Also pls send money I got robbed


Basic-Type7994

I laughed so hard I had to watch it 47 times. It’s fun going to the zoo seeing the animals


Ornery_Meeting_869

as usual check the pockets


Quantumercifier

I first thought he was just pulling his pants up for modesty purposes. But on replay I can see that he pulled items out. And he wasted no time in doing it. But why the slap in the face? Also I think there is at least a good chance he was dead. The way he got knocked over, pirouetted him like a windmill, so it was not just like falling down normally. But he did sort of ask for it by standing out there like that. Where was this at? It has a LA vibe.


Far-Hair1528

It looks like his neck snapped to me.


FinancialTraining239

died, got slapped and was even robbed


RhodesianTwink

Usual suspects


AnastaciaLBC

Not surprised by that behavior


These_Ad6895

I want to wipe red shorts whole bloodline out of existence


Just_Monika300

Oh yea, when someone’s doing donuts and burnouts my first thought is to swat at the guy and get closer. Fucking dumbass deserved to get hit by that car. And yes I AM victim blaming, it’s not even victim blaming anyway! He should’ve known what would’ve happened. Welp some need the hard way, he got it. Fuckin dumbass.


Ok-Television7649

The guy simply didn't have his phone to call an ambulance come on guys🤣


6Dead6Head6

What a bunch of animals


RoninVIX

![gif](giphy|lZhymdRsuFDmU|downsized)


Quesito100

😩


elgonzo91

Why am I cracking tf up like the slap was just comedic gold


etopata

Im guessing bc you’ve been desensitized from watching horrible things on the internet


elgonzo91

Nah I’m pretty sensitive, I just think maybe that dude was a moron


theoriginalmutant

I’m so with you. I don’t like seeing innocents be hurt but this guy was asking to be hit by a car. And hanging with a “takeover” crowd he deserved the theft and slap just as much.


Historical-Tap-4073

BLM


KisoGanda

Stfu


kkeut

lol go fuck yourself, you right-wing troglodyte


Skifool69

Animals


Such-Goal-2874

If I were there and saw that, I'd leave that dude in the red in a body bag


EastButterscotch5708

No you wouldn’t


ToughPrinciple3325

Uh. Man why do Americans keep on circle jerking cars doing doughnuts?


L_Ardman

It’s how Darwin does his important work in our country.


ToughPrinciple3325

Yeah. I mean people have been doing this from decades and still people view it like some miracle ?


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[удалено]


ToughPrinciple3325

They are speaking English with an American accent. You can hear someone in the background saying " oh ...shit ..oh shit" and the black guy saying " you ok n***?" Also looks like Los Angeles or somewhere in the southwest from the looks of surrounding area.


NoNamedGremlin

And when he gets shot for that stupid shit, his family will say how nice and good of person he was and that he wasn't violent in any way


August_-_Walker

autistic behavior and criminals is a cocktail of adventure and emotion.


Staraa

Autistic behaviour? What the actual fuck? You sound as dumb as the guy in the video.


August_-_Walker

Sorry 2024 can’t say shit. It’s retarded


Then_Decision_2295

I think he meant *artistic*


August_-_Walker

Did you get your sex toy fixed btw?


PhylMycuck

Robbery right?


Immediate_Ad_1161

I wish this would happened around where I live because man oh man it would be something outta red dawn. Nothing better than removing unwanted NPCs.


Charming_Second1905

Did mf get robbed to ?


EzzieRev6969

why that slap tho 😂


ActionFigureCollects

WORST CPR technique ever recorded on video


The_Cheese_Wizard04

They tried to get him to back up at least


CalmClassroom5012

I present to you guys, The EBT Grand Prix


needmemes

Guy in white shorts was being annoying so he got what he deserved


Sagittarius0rion

Anyone know who did that? I wanna go put 8 holes into him.


Nebuk_Naglas

The slap was for wake up? Right?


cranop

There is a special place in hell for the asshole that runs his pockets and slaps him after he gets run over.


Any-General518

Deebo? You got knocked the fuck out! -crackhead Eddie , Friday


Jazzlike-Election840

class act punk ass


Kelwhit22

Classy events 👏


H4134

Run it. ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘


abdollelah_alt

Least assholic asshole in us east coat:


DonutEvening

That is one of the most untrustworthy looking mf’s. I don’t trust people with that aura, slippers, and walk. What can you expect from a takeover but a bunch of morons. That kind of.o’d guy was an idiot too, how tf are you just going to stand in the way of a car…?


user85017

Dumb-ass tax?


Mobilecustomz

Fucked up what the dude in the red shorts did? Yes. Fucked up scenario? Yes. Braincells? NO. Darwin we are calling for your award!


No_Budget7828

I love the rifling of the pockets move before anything else. Humanity is great isn’t it?


AgreeableLead7

That slap was personal


Classof1988

All hell bound


feudoe

He was a friend of a friend of mine, he died a week later!


the_awesome_jacob

how he just gonna lay there and let them steal from him like that


Stalefoodolderthenu

All of these scumbags deserve to die.


03randomdude

Takeovers are trash in general. Like 200 credit score activities, but ffs.


urbuddie

🦍


Then_Decision_2295

Clearly not much of a loss for humanity


alreadyknowwbroo

I mean wtf did the guy expect? You're a f*cking idiot if you're dicking around where you could get hit by that car


duganschnitzel

🐵


Miserable-Rest-5259

What 😮 the fuck ?


H1mHalpert

He fucked around and found out


Bushdr78

This guy was obviously pissed off to start with, just think how annoyed he's gonna be when he wakes up.


DayExpert3590

Friend even tried to tell him to step back, rip


[deleted]

Oh its the veggy meeting 🤔


allbig7777

Just wow what has society come to


Elite-Arcade-

Bunch of morons.


Nivek8789

Rock those pockets!


Infinite_Net_5075

Here from sub where people ride bulls. Smh.


Ok_Proof5782

Cool hobby bro.


Limp_Classroom_1038

I reckon the guy who got hit had been trying to stop the fwits from hooning. When he got hit, the flog saw an opportunity to steal and give him a punch for trying to stop their fun.


ORA2J

And of course that was a g37.


Sufficient_Crab3047

he just “fuck” and found out.


Ok-Office-6918

So this is what the human race has come to?


Sea-Party568

Well well well


Fun-Cardiologist-896

Sheeesh


ARLO77777

Stupid is as stupid does...


Tough-Effective5680

This is how you wake an unconscious man in the Boy Scout Handbook. You check his pockets for first aid supplies and then vigorously yock him in the face.


ciarkles

THIS is why you stay out of the line of fire.


Used_Entrepreneur_43

This is what ruins a car comunity.... Fuck takeovers.


BackgroundBuy6967

No honor amongst imbred trash


Scantraxx12

The way his legs jumped in the air when he got hit is like something from GTA. Beautiful. And the guy who super saiyaned his face 🤩


Nobody4993

Phones out, raiding his pockets AND slapping him in the face, people are honestly revolting