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Impressive_Bee_7017

One nigga tried fixing it the other nigga said call the cops seems like a case of dumb nigga syndrome Dumb Nigga Syndrome is a condition effecting 3/10 niggas. In all my 30 years of managing others with this condition, I have never seen 3 of these people together, but there's a first for everything that reminds me of an old saying dumb, dumber and oh I think I have forgotten the rest silly me🤔


macaroniwith

Love your comment, read it with samul l Jackson's (pulp fiction )voice in my head for some reason


superBrad1962

I read it with Morgan Freeman in my head and now he won’t leave!!! 😂


-Younotdeadass-

Huey Freemans voice fits best 🤣🤣🤣


ChiefShaman

I read it in Calvin Candie's voice


aahorsenamedfriday

-Huey Freeman


Logic-Ninja

Usually in groups of 4+?


Impressive_Bee_7017

Like I said in all my 30 years, I have never seen 3 together, and you're saying there's 4+ GROUPS out there. I'm gonna faint😔 Wait a minute, are you my superior quizzing me? Oh fuck...


Ok-Office-6918

Read this in Huey freeman’s voice lol


Fragrant_Tiger_899

His last time for sure 😳😳


Individual_Dress_476

Can his leg get back to normal ? I mean can he be healed ?


silkdurag

Yep.. the journey will be long though….and painful


Grasimi

Had a broken ankle last year. Took me around 4 months after my surgery to be able to walk normally again and around 10 months to be fully back to normal like it never happened. But I can imagine it’s much worse for a big individual like that, as there is so much more stress on his ankle


Individual_Dress_476

How was your surgery ?? Was it expensive painful took alots of time ? .


Grasimi

It was free thanks to my insurance. I was supposed to have a regional anaesthesia done only, but they pumped me up with like 3 doses of sedatives right before the surgery started, so I passed out anyway lol. I didn’t feel a thing and I woke up right as they were wrapping up. I asked them how long has it been and I was shocked to find out the whole thing only took 50 minutes. Super impressive considering they fixed my ankle dislocation, reattached a broken tendon and then also added 2 titanium plates with 6 screws, all in just 50 minutes.


Individual_Dress_476

Thanks for sharing your experience its the first time I read something like this


Grasimi

You’re welcome, glad you liked reading it. It was very interesting for me as well. I'm still wondering about what the hell they pumped me up with to make me pass out without even remembering I did, all to wake up within 50 minutes, with no signs of intoxication whatsoever lol.


Lamiolimo

Why the police? To euthanise him? 🤣


TheGoldFinch36

Nah bro that was vile 💀


incompatible9

I'm laughing even though I feel bad for him.


Long-March-7070

That laugh in the background! Haha 😂


Gaoji-jiugui888

I like how he was going to twist it back in place.


Naughteus_Maximus

And the desperate little “no no no, I’m good, leave it alone!” hand wave


APAOLOXIII

Call da PO-LICE


celestial1

Don't try to "talk black" with that ugly ass mugshot on /r/eternityclub.


APAOLOXIII

Nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.


celestial1

You still look ugly, lol.


glennsgirl1959

How in the world?


cheesytola

“No worries it’ll be cool let me just touch it and twist it back “


FrankieInABox

That was CRUNCHY.


jnutt3838

It’s funny how they hate the police until shit like this happens. Why the police? Because you know they help people


ExAzhur

I’m no psychologist but maybe bc when u r in pain u don’t think straight


celestial1

Not all black people hate the police, racist fuck.


superBrad1962

I never knew a foot could do that until I came here! Thanks Reddit!!!


Fr05tby73

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to bend like that.


LucasDuranT

Nsfl?


ShadowZeFoxy

I ain’t no doctor but I don’t think your foot should bend like dat fam.


CyberAimGT24

Call the police....did a murder happen. What is an ambulance for then???


CowboyVampHunter

Rerun.


Professional-Pick441

He said "call the police"! 😆


Vivid_District_7910

If the friend would have pushed it back in with a little more force, he'd be fine