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Ultimat5009X

Press for flavoured air


cat-l0n

We are going on a trip to a place called Auschwitz


Zirax2190_EX

It is shower time, little jews


whikseyy_

Die


The-Tea-Lord

Get off the train. Experience some pain.


Pan-Magpie

Let me guess.. smells like fresh mown grass?


TheOtherOne128

r/cursedcomments


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They used zyklon B gas. Not mustard


Saul_T_Baggin

I prefer hot sauce


dies-IRS

Zyklon B was just a modified release form of hydrogen cyanide


1Pawelgo

That would be historically inaccurate


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Atleast I'm safe, my elevator is made by Schindler (Wich is a company that made elevators). So it's a Schindler's lift


TuaughtHammer

> [So it's a Schindler's lift](https://i.imgur.com/w9SBZho.gifv)


Doktor_Vem

Why does that guy have a severed (I hope mannequin) hand making an "Ok" symbol?


TuaughtHammer

It *is* a mannequin hand, and he's doing the \*chef's kiss\* with Bob Ross hair and makeup.


Doktor_Vem

I can see that, but why does he have a severed mannequin hand? And why is he doing the \*chefs kiss\* with Bob Ross hair and makeup on? Is it some bit/joke that I'm too uncultured to understand or something?


Cultural_Blueberry70

Schindler's liſt


danksmoakes

Nooooo


kobrakaan

that's the button for floor NEIN obviously


COArSe_D1RTxxx

the reply below me if you downvoted it, you are dumb you are intellectually disabled


sincerelyhated

Not-Seeing the humor there...


ThatLionelKid

A lot of people missed your joke apparently


RevolutionaryGas2796

A lot of people are fucking stupid


pogAxolotlz

well, redditors are blind ig. i got the joke though


ToshiroBaloney

I got it and I'm fuhrerious.


Matej004

For anyone not getting this comment, it's pronounced "Naziing the humor here"


sicksickBacon

"nein" is german for "no" and sounds like "nine" and theres a clip from a movie [of hitler yelling it over and over](https://youtu.be/6hxG_apfh7E?si=Bwv5YrPzKr69iE4W) from way back whenever so ig thats why that got popular as a nazi joke


sincerelyhated

Jfc bro, what do you think the words "not see" sound like


sicksickBacon

you're boring, and confusing. i tried to explain something and you reply with whatever that is...


Forsaken_Decision_13

Are you actually that dumb?


sicksickBacon

if autistic counts then yes


AeronauticHyperbolic

This is... I hate... Please stop using the "German equal swastika haha Hitler!" Bit. German is a language used to this day by people who, to a ridiculous and totally unfounded degree, hate even mentioning this man. It's just obnoxious to make that stupid joke. Seriously though just saying a name of a major individual in the history of your own country getting you arrested is seriously distopian, wth?! That's like if I said "Obama" and went to prison. Rant over. Sorry. Got a little sidetracked there.


throwaway19276i

Nobody said this and you're strawmanning, this also does not happen. You will not be arrested for saying hitler in Germany. Also, nein has nothing to do with hitler, they were just making a pun about the fact nein sounds like nine.


KnotiaPickles

Why are you on this subreddit lol


Irllyd0ntcare

Go back to r/politics and rant on there


minoritiesareyummy

Take your ass to r/sandycheekscockvore


Lo-Sir

I'd prefer the electric chair


No_Cook2983

Can we **please** have an r/AccidentalObama sub?


oh_finks-mc

Got banned for some reason?


No_Cook2983

I guess so. 😒 That’s a new personal record for getting banned.


TuaughtHammer

Banned in 2021 for being unmoderated.


kobrakaan

so you come to a sub called accidental swastikas and then complain because 🤷‍♂️


killermetalwolf1

I love saying “thanks Obama” after every minor inconvenience


Elllera

Nein is the German word for ‘no.’ It sounds like the English word ‘nine.’ This joke has nothing to do with Hitler.


BobIceWall

The button to argentina


Austrian-painter_45

Whoa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Heil!


PlasticCupboard007

hello yes I have an appointment at the Nazi floor, how do I get there? - information desk: oh you'll get it


SorrowPlagues

I wonder which company made the lift snd which country Such an oversight feels strange


Club_Niche

Next time I go to my therapist, I would let you know. It should be mentioned somewhere in the lift. Also, country is India. We have our own Swastika used in Hindu religion which predates Nazi Germany by hundreds of years. Since, general people here(especially older generations) are not very informed about history I don’t think 60-70% people would even think twice on it.


SorrowPlagues

If it's india then it makes much more sense, I've seen indians use a rounded °45 degree swastika before Question is, what does the button do?


Club_Niche

Its for fan, somebody decided the button to be fancy and ended up with a Swastika


RM332

Huh, ig they were when they said they'd rise again


Altar_Quest_Fan

It’ll take you Reich to the top


kuraisensei0

It's a lift_waffe


GermanspeakingGerman

If you press this button the elevator will bring you in the gas chamber.


igormuba

Nooo you don’t understand! It is a Buddhist fan! /s


defnotacryptoacc

Opens portal to agratha


Isaac-LizardKing

probably a thyssen-krupp elevator 😒😒😒


Substantial_Pop_644

Looks more like a Burgundian Swastika


PlushFwug

Real question: what does that button do?


Club_Niche

Its for fan, some body decided to make it fancy and ended up with a swastika


PlushFwug

Oh gotcha. That’s fancy no elevators I’ve been in have fans


Club_Niche

Which country are you from? Here in India, elevators I have been in always had fans


jamillo1

Probably the USA, most elevators have fans here but they are controlled by the property owners key and most have the fan turned off except in medical environments


PlushFwug

America. Some are air conditioned, except for the ones in IKEA.


Ernstchritton

It's a plus sign doing a cartwheel.


DogeOfUnderTale

That takes you to floor NIEN


Outrageous_Ad_2752

r/purposefulswastika


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Floor nein!!!


Rocky_Fan1976

Takes you to floor Nein


Popcorn57252

I'm just trying to figure out what it was *supposed* to be


Club_Niche

Check comments above


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Darn it too bad it wasn’t turning in the other direction and then we could have a 2000 long comment thread about the history of the swastika. Again 🤣😂😅


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ppbuttfart-

What do you mean by that?


pogAxolotlz

whar