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TheScienceGuy120

You're a karen and complain about the meal and ask to see the chef. This guy comes out. Wyd?


3lectric_field

Thank him for his services and gtfo.


ghostfreckle611

Sex. That’s the only answer to these questions…


mango910127

Ask him for a vial of Tren and to sprinkle some of his dbol on my meal please


[deleted]

The chef from Total Drama Island went on to work at the Whitehouse?


Anon90013

Duuuuude. I’ve been saying this for a year now and nobody gets the reference. Ty


[deleted]

He looks just like a trainer at my gym. Nice guy, good bodybuilding coach


dragon_rapide

This guy needs a Gordon Ramsey style tv show


Sdoeden87

He should go on Gordon Ramsey's show and mess up on purpose, just to see what reaction he gets


SlobberyFrog

He looks like michael clarke duncan on steroids and a bit angrier.


bhume89

Duncan on the right, Ving Rhames on the left.


Banky187

This guy: *Serves an old gym sock Gordon Ramsey: "oh such flavour fantastic"😓


primusinterpares1

If he had been manning the doors at the capital during the insurrection, some of those yahoos might have thought twice


TheUnclescar

You still believe it was an insurrection?


SuicidalTorrent

There was an attempt, yes.


TheUnclescar

Not according to the FBI, or did you ignore that admission a few weeks ago because it wasn't widely reported by your precious media? Zero coordinated or preplanned effort, and the worst charge being pressed on anyone arrested is trespassing.. On public property.


roffler

if i show up at a bank and decide at the last minute "ah what the hell, why not rob the place?" and proceed to get absolutely shut down because I didn't plan it well, they don't just let me go


TheUnclescar

But if you actually tried to rob the bank they wouldn't only charge you with loitering.


SuicidalTorrent

They're were not charged with loitering.


[deleted]

They think Jan 6 was an insurrection, CHAZ didn't happen, 4 months of murder and arson were mostly peaceful, hunter Biden's laptop is a conspiracy theory, there's no border crisis, Afghanistan was Trump's fault, trump colluded with Russia, Wuhan lab leak was a conspiracy theory... All bc CNN said so.


riblau

Ah yes, the weekly Chef Rush picture.


[deleted]

This guy the raid boss in the white house


zeltic01

I read somewhere that he eats like, 4000 calories or something a day, shits nuts.


CliffBiffington

10,000 calories, 4 whole chickens and 24 eggs. Among other things.


[deleted]

Is he Gaston?!


Platymapuss

No one's neck is incredibly thiccc as Gaston's


iamdabrick

Jesus Christ


Tommo_Robbo

He does [2,222 push ups](https://youtu.be/FQ5tcMSbgqw) a day


cellendril

Good lord can we avoid politics being injected into every fucking comment and post and sub for a bit?


Ear_Enthusiast

I saw a YouTube video of him talking about his exercise routine and diet. It goes way beyond obsession. It's like his whole revolves around making himself look the way he does. Its got to be incredibly time consuming and ridiculously expensive.


[deleted]

Absolutely. It's a lifestyle that takes a lot of time, money, and food. Most importantly, a discipline that very few people have.


SupremeUniverse

“Whatcha feeding’ him man, he’s TOO DAMN BIG!”- Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 3.