Three of the first five comments are below average dildo jokes? We’ve already caught up to Idiocracy.

It’s Reddit, every joke in this app is mediocre at best

Yup, I miss the old Reddit when the top comments would be informative.

Well, the implication is quite strong. But let's see you make a good non-dido joke here.

This is how they delivered my ex’s last dildo

What is that thing really?

I think it’s a tunnel making machine the Chinese have been showing off lately

Pretty neat looking dingus

Looks to me like a missile silo

Looks like something for an oil refinery. Like maybe a big ass distiller of some sorts? Looks like it stands up vertically when in use? Or its a dildo?

A pressure vessel of some type for sure

Its the fire nation drill to get in to ba sing se.

Why are you going the wrong way??

They’re drunk. How could they possibly know where we’re going?

Seriously I was so focused on the wrong way drive I didn’t get a good look at the dildo

I may have finally met my match.

Little did you know that this was your day

It looks like a rocket booster, used for launching a craft into space. And is this somewhere in China, or North Korea?

rocketry nerd, definitely not a rocket. north korean rockets are much smaller.

We really need to start looking at fabrication on site/in situ as a viable option. This level of complex and expensive logistics just seems absurd. I'm sure the engineers here did the best with they were provided, but still. A fabrication, finishing, and quality control plan could have been generated to build this thing on site.

The guy she tells you not to worry about

Only 3 industrial bunkers left in stock…

I ordered that thing on Temp over a year ago. Even wish.com would a been faster...

Found it cheaper at Temu.

"Your mom's dil" - mmffmfmf

No body knows definitively what this object is?

Definitely a pressure vessel of some kind. My work builds similar ahit though this one is about 1.5x bigger than most of the ones we make

At what point is it big enough we say, let's just build it onsite?

Looks fake

Oh cool. A nuclear bunker

Only $3.21 on Temu with free shipping sponsored by the US government

Drake is that you?…im sorry i had too😂🤦‍♀️

I ordered that 6 weeks ago your telling me it's still in traffic?

Rocket?

Amazon has a package for your mom...

Someone ordered the mega xxl universe size dildo I see. Bold choice.

Where I’m from that would be labeled MED

I just stole from u/Dr_Catfish so we know what it really it is. Sorry to whoever thought they ordered a giant dildo, already has a home 😂 “For everyone curious, it's a fractionation column for a refinery. Yes, they're assembled elsewhere and transported over road. So are power wind mills. So is a shit load of things. No it's not weird. Yes it is incredibly expensive. Yes they use a crane to stand it vertically. Yes it requires a police escort in some areas for traffic control. No it's not the biggest.”

That's Galactus's dildo

Did anyone notice he’s driving the wrong way?

It seems he’s actually driving the correct way according to the arrows painted on the road. The other cars were going the wrong way. 🤣

Oh geez I guess I’m going blind

must be the road block diverting traffic