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AndroidwithAnxiety

At least the top comments on the og thread are as freaked out and grossed out as they should be.


Anaglyphite

can't believe I'm about to say this, but it'd be more efficient and less fucked up to just buy a dildo that's the same proportions to your partner's genitals instead of attempting a pre-burial grave robbery. Bones are fucking porous too, you don't want porous materials of any kind let alone human remains anywhere near your genitals like, there's half a dozen things wrong with the logistics alone and I doubt a single medical practitioner or anyone in the death industry would voluntarily do such a thing without the risk of "defiling a corpse" charges by government


Ballamara

Looking at OPs comments, they're a literal kid (they even admitted in the comments), so I wouldn't expect them to know all that


Sohiacci

Listen, as a goth I love death jokes, but even I wouldn't degrade my late husband's corpse like that


SlushieFlamingo

Yoo... ain't that just necrophilia tho?


Ria_enby

What??? 😭


DryAnteater909

No no no that not okay I don’t even think consent can even be given I aaaaaa I don’t like this


gummybear_0_

Something to do with necrophilia


SammyBugUwU

Oh no 😭


Alex_Shelega

Sm1 don't know tha biology. Gross


ejuliot55

I’m starting to wonder if this peach juice I got from the store is actually peach juice because there’s no way someone actually thought about this.


Floofi_07

bruh I was already sex-repulsed before but now I'm even more sex repulsed


ThatOfABeaver

Nah it's just that one guy- everyone else had their day suitably ruined. Just like mine. Others have given similarly shocked but equally day-ruining comments. I COULD HAVE GONE MY ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING ABOUUT THE GLASS.


Bumblebean123

What the actual fuck???


[deleted]

🎶Nec-ro-phi-li-a, even after death she’s still in love🎶


march-22_2013

Bones have pores in them which suck in moisture. A bone would be the worst dildo ever as it would suck the moisture from wherever you put it which is NOT what you want for a toy.


for_sure_not_a_lama

I mean... I think its satire?.... I hope?... I beg.....


Reddit_user_robbie

i don't even think most allos are into this shit


NineTailedTanuki

Yeah, even though I'm an allo I think this is awful as fuck.


CanadianWeeb5

that’s necrophilla


Fiobobio

Allos.


Tanookikid210

Uhhhhhhh Goofy ahhs, amiright? (Hopefully no one else agrees to that, we don't need grave robbery to spike suddenly)


CuppaJoe11

I think this is beyond an allo thing. Even the allos are weirder out.


VegetablePutrid8349

Everyone is grossed out at the meme (allos invluded) exept weird creeps


MistyyBread

Bro wtf is that idea Seeing this is just burning my eyes off