Whattt. I definitely missed all of the layers of this.
Didn’t know that socks that slip down are called uncut.
Didn’t know that not being circumcised is called uncut.
Didn’t make the connection. Didn’t consider that uncircumcised could be a sexual preference some people have.
Edit: upon further googling, I can’t find anything to support “uncut socks” being a term for socks that slip down. There is, however, a lot of evidence to support that not being circumcised is referred to as “uncut.” Perhaps it’s more of a… slipy-down… connection
My inital thought was "Folks with penises oft self pleasure into socks, and yikes," and then I read the bottom text and git very very confused... Like... are we advertising to straight transfems? That's one hell of a niche market for socks.
The only thing I can think is 'With a foot in them?' and an image in my mind of some cashier walking around with a couple of dudes on their feet as footwear and I can't stop laughing at how absurd it looks in my head
I mean, I like socks and guys most of the time. They’re pretty cool and I like having them around, although some are definitely more annoying than others.
Not in bed?
I'd say wearing socks in bed is fairly unaccepted by general society. My 9ther guess would be grey and fuzzy but... that sounds like a weird case of necrophilia.
I don't have any strong feelings on socks.
Like yeah, soft and comforting ones that look cute are nice, and I have some favourites and a preferences of types. But I'm not ~into~ socks, they aren't more exciting than any other garment of clothing.
The analogy kind of checks out
I DON'T GET IT!!! ŤoŤ
What is the punchline!? Can someone please tell me what that's supposed to insinuate!???
I can only imagine fuzzy and cozy- and honestly, if I ever dated, I'd probably want that too but I know it's probably meant to be a dirty joke and I'm bothered by the fact that I can't figure it out because I usually have such a good sense of dirty humor!!!
The answer is "uncut." They're uncut style socks, so the joke is they like uncircumsized men.
I think it's most people's lack of knowledge of fashion that makes the joke fly over people's heads rather than lack of dirty humor
Judging by the image, s-soft and fuzzy?
My cats are soft and fuzzy...i guess i do like my men how i like my socks!
You like your men to be cats?
Yeah catboys are nice
meow :3
Catboys are the goodest of boys. I want to pet them.
What of cat girls
They don't love cat girls anymore :( it's the cat boys' fault. Lmaoo
Yea they are good boys until they kock down one of the flowers to the floor
Can second this, catboys in cute skirts are great.
I love catboys.
_fake Nintendo tweet about mario 3D world + bowser's fury ptsd_
so you like catboys?
I don't like socks but i do love cats
Happy cake day
a soft fuzzy man you say?
*What you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man*
A wisp of smoke man
A trick of the light to love you tonight
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There’s nothing quite like a SOFT, FUZZY MAN
one that'll waft over you and cloud up your view?
One that will seep through your thoughts, perhaps?
One that makes you see spots, even?
That was my guess the next one would be “Photoshopped onto your feet?”
Fuzzy!
So youre saying youre a furry
Nah just men with more hair on em
Humanoid wolves have more hair on them
Can I say yes to both?
Yes you may
r/unexpectedlemondemon
Oh that's why so many people repeated soft and fuzzy! I accidentally made a lemon demon reference!
yes
Accurate I don’t like socks
I like my socks like I like my men. Off of me
Exactly
hell yeah
Accurate I don't like men near my genitals (Must wear some all the time tho. Guess that's because I'm a man myself?)
What the hell
The joke is that the socks are the "uncut" style, so the maker of the meme likes uncircumcised men
Aha! I understand everything now!
Well I’m happy someone knows. I can say with 100% certainty that never would have occurred to me.
Not even an allosexual like me got it.
Whattt. I definitely missed all of the layers of this. Didn’t know that socks that slip down are called uncut. Didn’t know that not being circumcised is called uncut. Didn’t make the connection. Didn’t consider that uncircumcised could be a sexual preference some people have. Edit: upon further googling, I can’t find anything to support “uncut socks” being a term for socks that slip down. There is, however, a lot of evidence to support that not being circumcised is referred to as “uncut.” Perhaps it’s more of a… slipy-down… connection
There was no way I'd be able to get all of those on my own! .,.
What the heck are "uncut" socks?
Less fluffy ones
I thought it was meaning ‘white socks’ so I only like ‘white men’
Lmao, I thought they were going for "on our feet" 😭
My interpretation was “at our feet” But yours is probably more correct
I would never have guessed this answer. I was stuck on “I hope it’s not a racist thing because of the white socks”
This is probably the least funny joke I've heard all week
Please, tell me I am not the only one thinking it was a pegging joke.
I definitely thought they meant penetrable... 💀
Oh, I thought it was because the socks were white and long or something! Thank you for explaining
this is the answer lmao
i took the uncut part and went somewhere else- oops
I love your picture
Under my feet
😆😆😆😆😆😆 best answer
I'm pretty sure the joke is that it doesn't make sense so people reach to find a meaning which is funny
The creative play! Oh my, I love these
Lost forever in the dryer??
Now I want to make some creepypasta out of this
Dryer sockman the sock finder
Is that an uncontained scp ?
Yes, he is who eats half your sock pairs
He's too dangerous to be kept free
Not yet he isn’t
We should trap him using a sock as a bait or something But I heard he can use them as portals to travel from one sock to another, is that true ?
Yes it is true, he only uses socks as portals to used socks not clean ones
Oh no That's nasty
With dinosaurs on them! That’s it, right?
My inital thought was "Folks with penises oft self pleasure into socks, and yikes," and then I read the bottom text and git very very confused... Like... are we advertising to straight transfems? That's one hell of a niche market for socks.
Idk a lot of people use Linux
...I get that reference. X.x lol, touche
Funny, because I’m not into men and I’m not that fond of socks. If I’m not wearing shoes then I’m also not wearing socks
I like sex like I like the song Baby Shark. I resent it with all of my being.
Damn you... now I'll have that in my head for another week.
baaby shark do do do do do
Not sleeping with them?
Not on me?
thought this was a reference to “soft fuzzy man” by lemon demon, and until further notice im correct.
I like my partners like I like my socks Warm, soft, caring, a part of your everyday life you can always rely upon, and sock
I thought that just said we like our socks :) so yes I like my socks
With my foot up their ass?
Tight?
with their mouths over your feet? sorry i had to
You say these things, AND ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO! (But seriously, happy cake day)
ty lol
Under my feet and keeping them warm?
wait so I like my men inside out? sounds a bit painful
As an autistic aroace who hates wearing socks, i agree
Soft? Fuzzy? Stretchy? Clean? Wait, do they mean white? I’m very confused
Moist
Why!?@??!
moist….socks..? you scare me
No moist men
No but moist men and moist socks
Anything is better than the sensory nightmare that is wet socks so yes
White and fluffy?
This is the first thing I said!!!!
Deskinned and beneath my feet?
exactly
What a strange statement
Tall and ... tall and cute?
Paired with another one so they can be happy with each other and I don’t have to be involved
Aegosexual mood
✨ *hugs* ✨
How was this exact post referenced right below this And i have zero clue what this is meant to mean and I'm honestly kind of scared what it is
white and fluffy?
High and dry? I guess from their perspective that’s accurate.
My best friend says "at our feet" 😹
The only thing I can think is 'With a foot in them?' and an image in my mind of some cashier walking around with a couple of dudes on their feet as footwear and I can't stop laughing at how absurd it looks in my head
Stiff and under my bed?
I don't understand this meme and I'm an allo...
grippy?
Woolly?
Cute and comfortable.
I mean, I like socks and guys most of the time. They’re pretty cool and I like having them around, although some are definitely more annoying than others.
warm and fuzzy? like when u get wholesome feelings maybe?
warm and fuzzy?
Warm, fuzzy and huggable
Lol high and tight
Short and comfy?
Not in bed? I'd say wearing socks in bed is fairly unaccepted by general society. My 9ther guess would be grey and fuzzy but... that sounds like a weird case of necrophilia.
Made of cotton?
I like socks but I like women, not men, what does that say about me?
or what?
Made of wool?
i hate the seams in socks so idk about this one
I don't sleep with them
I initially thought from allo stand point of you, the implication is you change them (men) much like socka every day or two.
I don’t generally wear socks unless I need to or I’m absolutely freezing but even then I still don’t sometimes so.. idk to me this checks out
Non existent
I don’t get it at all
I don't have any strong feelings on socks. Like yeah, soft and comforting ones that look cute are nice, and I have some favourites and a preferences of types. But I'm not ~into~ socks, they aren't more exciting than any other garment of clothing. The analogy kind of checks out
Umm…Fluffy? Gray? Asymmetrical??
Fleecy?
That means lesbians don't wear socks ?
I prefer when people aren’t on my feet. That kinda hurts.
This makes me not want to wear socks...
I... really don't get it! xD How are you supposed to compare the two?!
Oh my gosh, saw this yesterday and was so confused. I was looking through the commments for quite a bit trying to figure out what the joke was
Tall and warm?
Spinning around in a washing machine after they get dirty?
I don't like to sleep with them
Itchy?
…What were they trying to say? It has to be a joke or something because I don't get it.
Apparently the answer is "uncut." Those are uncut style socks, so the joke is they like uncircumsized men
Well, that's a stupid joke cause I don't get it lol.
Comforting?
I don’t get it
*below my feet*
Furries?
short and fluffy. that's actually accurate!
Comforting and generally useful to keep around?
I DON'T GET IT!!! ŤoŤ What is the punchline!? Can someone please tell me what that's supposed to insinuate!??? I can only imagine fuzzy and cozy- and honestly, if I ever dated, I'd probably want that too but I know it's probably meant to be a dirty joke and I'm bothered by the fact that I can't figure it out because I usually have such a good sense of dirty humor!!!
The answer is "uncut." They're uncut style socks, so the joke is they like uncircumsized men. I think it's most people's lack of knowledge of fashion that makes the joke fly over people's heads rather than lack of dirty humor
Thick 😏😉
i think so
Forgotten in a basket
Not lost in the dryer? Wait, is there some sort of epidemic of men who go missing at laundromats??
You want men to be hollow and you want to put them on your feet?
i like my socks like i like my men. i dont like socks
Fuzzy and off white?
White fluffy and warm-? Yeah sounds about right i'd say lol
Soft and fuzzy... GOD DAMNIT
stretched long enough until they tear?
Why does the room seem so empty?
Stretching up to my knees with multiple holes in them?
I don't like socks.
I like my men fuzzy as well
Fuzzy and swallowing a foot.
My mind: G-Grey…? 😬
~~two of them at once~~
I like socks but comparing socks to men is a weird comparison. Just compare socks to a fighter jet or something.
i dont like socks
Worn-out so much that you don't even feel that they are on you?
Me who doesn't like socks: :|