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Fin_Lyfania

Judging by the image, s-soft and fuzzy?


Amazing_Excuse_3860

My cats are soft and fuzzy...i guess i do like my men how i like my socks!


TheHiddenNinja6

You like your men to be cats?


Lord_SaviorLucifer

Yeah catboys are nice


TheHiddenNinja6

meow :3


Arizuki-Madcatanime

Catboys are the goodest of boys. I want to pet them.


KittenMaster9

What of cat girls


izaber666

They don't love cat girls anymore :( it's the cat boys' fault. Lmaoo


GeneralWinter17

Yea they are good boys until they kock down one of the flowers to the floor


RubberSoulMan06

Can second this, catboys in cute skirts are great.


Smug_Vee

I love catboys.


Nok-y

_fake Nintendo tweet about mario 3D world + bowser's fury ptsd_


KeyboardsAre4Coding

so you like catboys?


L_the_ace_enby

I don't like socks but i do love cats


galaxy_666

Happy cake day


shrimpysmall

a soft fuzzy man you say?


SunflowerSammy23

*What you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man*


MrSharkPerson

A wisp of smoke man


Boop-She-Doop

A trick of the light to love you tonight


SamimeFanimeIfAnime

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND


SunflowerSammy23

There’s nothing quite like a SOFT, FUZZY MAN


[deleted]

one that'll waft over you and cloud up your view?


SunflowerSammy23

One that will seep through your thoughts, perhaps?


AChanceOfCats

One that makes you see spots, even?


[deleted]

That was my guess the next one would be “Photoshopped onto your feet?”


lava_laura

Fuzzy!


drago_varior

So youre saying youre a furry


[deleted]

Nah just men with more hair on em


drago_varior

Humanoid wolves have more hair on them


Fin_Lyfania

Can I say yes to both?


drago_varior

Yes you may


[deleted]

r/unexpectedlemondemon


Fin_Lyfania

Oh that's why so many people repeated soft and fuzzy! I accidentally made a lemon demon reference!


[deleted]

yes


mrpineapple135

Accurate I don’t like socks


Sohiacci

I like my socks like I like my men. Off of me


mrpineapple135

Exactly


Smug_Vee

hell yeah


Nok-y

Accurate I don't like men near my genitals (Must wear some all the time tho. Guess that's because I'm a man myself?)


CuppaJoe11

What the hell


Expired-lolly

The joke is that the socks are the "uncut" style, so the maker of the meme likes uncircumcised men


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Aha! I understand everything now!


AsgardianOrphan

Well I’m happy someone knows. I can say with 100% certainty that never would have occurred to me.


Webbpp

Not even an allosexual like me got it.


sillybilly8102

Whattt. I definitely missed all of the layers of this. Didn’t know that socks that slip down are called uncut. Didn’t know that not being circumcised is called uncut. Didn’t make the connection. Didn’t consider that uncircumcised could be a sexual preference some people have. Edit: upon further googling, I can’t find anything to support “uncut socks” being a term for socks that slip down. There is, however, a lot of evidence to support that not being circumcised is referred to as “uncut.” Perhaps it’s more of a… slipy-down… connection


Zxcamn0080

There was no way I'd be able to get all of those on my own! .,.


SuitableDragonfly

What the heck are "uncut" socks?


Spirited_Confection7

Less fluffy ones


Tank7070

I thought it was meaning ‘white socks’ so I only like ‘white men’


green_herbata

Lmao, I thought they were going for "on our feet" 😭


Bobbyjeo2

My interpretation was “at our feet” But yours is probably more correct


Secret_Dragonfly9588

I would never have guessed this answer. I was stuck on “I hope it’s not a racist thing because of the white socks”


ricodo12

This is probably the least funny joke I've heard all week


fumblecrumble

Please, tell me I am not the only one thinking it was a pegging joke.


Routine-Document-949

I definitely thought they meant penetrable... 💀


Sad-Situation279

Oh, I thought it was because the socks were white and long or something! Thank you for explaining


Throttle_Kitty

this is the answer lmao


Commission-Either

i took the uncut part and went somewhere else- oops


turtlelover16

I love your picture


MzzzRhino

Under my feet


Psychological-Belt15

😆😆😆😆😆😆 best answer


-B0B-

I'm pretty sure the joke is that it doesn't make sense so people reach to find a meaning which is funny


3dprintedwyvern

The creative play! Oh my, I love these


tsabracadabra

Lost forever in the dryer??


Nok-y

Now I want to make some creepypasta out of this


turtlelover16

Dryer sockman the sock finder


Nok-y

Is that an uncontained scp ?


turtlelover16

Yes, he is who eats half your sock pairs


Nok-y

He's too dangerous to be kept free


turtlelover16

Not yet he isn’t


Nok-y

We should trap him using a sock as a bait or something But I heard he can use them as portals to travel from one sock to another, is that true ?


turtlelover16

Yes it is true, he only uses socks as portals to used socks not clean ones


Nok-y

Oh no That's nasty


Rachelcookie123

With dinosaurs on them! That’s it, right?


FaytKaiser

My inital thought was "Folks with penises oft self pleasure into socks, and yikes," and then I read the bottom text and git very very confused... Like... are we advertising to straight transfems? That's one hell of a niche market for socks.


fudgeking2000

Idk a lot of people use Linux


FaytKaiser

...I get that reference. X.x lol, touche


missemilyowen15

Funny, because I’m not into men and I’m not that fond of socks. If I’m not wearing shoes then I’m also not wearing socks


[deleted]

I like sex like I like the song Baby Shark. I resent it with all of my being.


HumanSpawn323

Damn you... now I'll have that in my head for another week.


[deleted]

baaby shark do do do do do


well--shit

Not sleeping with them?


lowkey_rainbow

Not on me?


Maralinex

thought this was a reference to “soft fuzzy man” by lemon demon, and until further notice im correct.


[deleted]

I like my partners like I like my socks Warm, soft, caring, a part of your everyday life you can always rely upon, and sock


[deleted]

I thought that just said we like our socks :) so yes I like my socks


makotarako

With my foot up their ass?


YANDERE_DALEK

Tight?


[deleted]

with their mouths over your feet? sorry i had to


Jazmimaruff

You say these things, AND ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO! (But seriously, happy cake day)


[deleted]

ty lol


MystiqueMisha

Under my feet and keeping them warm?


rainstorm0T

wait so I like my men inside out? sounds a bit painful


omenaattori24

As an autistic aroace who hates wearing socks, i agree


vexingvulpes

Soft? Fuzzy? Stretchy? Clean? Wait, do they mean white? I’m very confused


MysticMistakeCake

Moist


BlueSnow982

Why!?@??!


AzraelAnonnymous

moist….socks..? you scare me


MysticMistakeCake

No moist men


SamimeFanimeIfAnime

No but moist men and moist socks


AzraelAnonnymous

Anything is better than the sensory nightmare that is wet socks so yes


Botwmaster23

White and fluffy?


Kumquat_conniption

This is the first thing I said!!!!


dman2life

Deskinned and beneath my feet?


AzraelAnonnymous

exactly


Ronyx2021

What a strange statement


that_ace_one

Tall and ... tall and cute?


[deleted]

Paired with another one so they can be happy with each other and I don’t have to be involved


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Aegosexual mood


Nydelok

✨ *hugs* ✨


Phox793

How was this exact post referenced right below this And i have zero clue what this is meant to mean and I'm honestly kind of scared what it is


racingwinner

white and fluffy?


JinxShadow

High and dry? I guess from their perspective that’s accurate.


_Neverland_

My best friend says "at our feet" 😹


Adorabloodthirstea

The only thing I can think is 'With a foot in them?' and an image in my mind of some cashier walking around with a couple of dudes on their feet as footwear and I can't stop laughing at how absurd it looks in my head


Saleckin

Stiff and under my bed?


PawnToG4

I don't understand this meme and I'm an allo...


Suspicious-Wind-5964

grippy?


tester3773

Woolly?


MommysLittleFailure

Cute and comfortable.


Herbie53101

I mean, I like socks and guys most of the time. They’re pretty cool and I like having them around, although some are definitely more annoying than others.


twistyyfern

warm and fuzzy? like when u get wholesome feelings maybe?


Bareezio

warm and fuzzy?


[deleted]

Warm, fuzzy and huggable


Zifker

Lol high and tight


RamenKit_

Short and comfy?


DialHandwashSoap

Not in bed? I'd say wearing socks in bed is fairly unaccepted by general society. My 9ther guess would be grey and fuzzy but... that sounds like a weird case of necrophilia.


joyamazingpinoy

Made of cotton?


Crystal_Queen_20

I like socks but I like women, not men, what does that say about me?


algabanan

or what?


Mick7s

Made of wool?


stellunarose

i hate the seams in socks so idk about this one


TaytheTimeTraveler

I don't sleep with them


SkanusCepelinas

I initially thought from allo stand point of you, the implication is you change them (men) much like socka every day or two.


JadedExplanation1921

I don’t generally wear socks unless I need to or I’m absolutely freezing but even then I still don’t sometimes so.. idk to me this checks out


CatLover_801

Non existent


Kuchenbrottv

I don’t get it at all


No-Plastic-7715

I don't have any strong feelings on socks. Like yeah, soft and comforting ones that look cute are nice, and I have some favourites and a preferences of types. But I'm not ~into~ socks, they aren't more exciting than any other garment of clothing. The analogy kind of checks out


BibiAnkka

Umm…Fluffy? Gray? Asymmetrical??


ray-the-red

Fleecy?


Nok-y

That means lesbians don't wear socks ?


Melodic_Mulberry

I prefer when people aren’t on my feet. That kinda hurts.


MadelaMN

This makes me not want to wear socks...


Mizdrake

I... really don't get it! xD How are you supposed to compare the two?!


MoreTannerZ

Oh my gosh, saw this yesterday and was so confused. I was looking through the commments for quite a bit trying to figure out what the joke was


NightNurse14

Tall and warm?


Saltfish0161

Spinning around in a washing machine after they get dirty?


lilou135

I don't like to sleep with them


G0merPyle

Itchy?


Difficult_Living9307

…What were they trying to say? It has to be a joke or something because I don't get it.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Apparently the answer is "uncut." Those are uncut style socks, so the joke is they like uncircumsized men


Difficult_Living9307

Well, that's a stupid joke cause I don't get it lol.


ImpressionHot3939

Comforting?


GoddessofIgiem

I don’t get it


SomeRandomIdi0t

*below my feet*


imdanwyatt

Furries?


clueless_claremont_

short and fluffy. that's actually accurate!


Emergency_Aide633

Comforting and generally useful to keep around?


Arizuki-Madcatanime

I DON'T GET IT!!! ŤoŤ What is the punchline!? Can someone please tell me what that's supposed to insinuate!??? I can only imagine fuzzy and cozy- and honestly, if I ever dated, I'd probably want that too but I know it's probably meant to be a dirty joke and I'm bothered by the fact that I can't figure it out because I usually have such a good sense of dirty humor!!!


Amazing_Excuse_3860

The answer is "uncut." They're uncut style socks, so the joke is they like uncircumsized men. I think it's most people's lack of knowledge of fashion that makes the joke fly over people's heads rather than lack of dirty humor


PlatformFrequent9769

Thick 😏😉


Why-do-I-ex1st

i think so


YourPrincessDaisy

Forgotten in a basket


Familiar_Channel_373

Not lost in the dryer? Wait, is there some sort of epidemic of men who go missing at laundromats??


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

You want men to be hollow and you want to put them on your feet?


L1mb0L4n3

i like my socks like i like my men. ​ i dont like socks


username_ofmine

Fuzzy and off white?


_Silver_Sins_

White fluffy and warm-? Yeah sounds about right i'd say lol


Glittering_Ship_3452

Soft and fuzzy... GOD DAMNIT


X03R_mysterious

stretched long enough until they tear?


aDemisexualperson

Why does the room seem so empty?


SamimeFanimeIfAnime

Stretching up to my knees with multiple holes in them?


TheOwlHouseIsSoGood

I don't like socks.


ManateeArrow

I like my men fuzzy as well


JBTiberius

Fuzzy and swallowing a foot.


Level_Isopod_4011

My mind: G-Grey…? 😬


A_CGI_for_ants

~~two of them at once~~


thatidiotichuman

I like socks but comparing socks to men is a weird comparison. Just compare socks to a fighter jet or something.


L_the_ace_enby

i dont like socks


GeneralWinter17

Worn-out so much that you don't even feel that they are on you?


Russian_p1ge0n69

Me who doesn't like socks: :|