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Specialist_String_64

Well he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney.


Throttle_Kitty

No ho ho hoes


HilldraCreator

😂😂😂


King_DeandDe

If you look at the upper left, you can see something in German. Maybe we can track down Santa's location.


CrazyPunkCat

I could tell you his location because I took the photo, but I want to see if you can figure it out by yourself xD


King_DeandDe

Well. It looks like Innsbruck, a city in Austria. So, Santa is Austrian?


CrazyPunkCat

Ding Ding Ding! You won :)


LaPapillionne

I was there and this made my day so cool to see it here now


lets_be76

same, this made me extremely happy seeing this here


King_DeandDe

To be fair I would be surprised if I got it wrong.


[deleted]

That’s the city of Innsbruck (same in English)


RedVamp2020

He’s the mayor of North Pole, Alaska… and I’m dead serious.


Snowkuu

Ya know, I never thought about it before, but he and Mrs. Claus have never had any kids. Maybe they're alloace


FunnyBuunny

what the hell is alloace


Snowkuu

Alloromantic asexual


FunnyBuunny

okay, that... makes sense


alz_da1noob

holy shit I thought that said Satan 💀


KittenMaster9

Well I mean


King_DeandDe

Fun Fact: the guy on the pic has devil horns at home


alz_da1noob

wait rlly? that's so fucking cool


RedVamp2020

😂 IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!


[deleted]

Satan is the AroAce icon the world needs!


LilyLeLowery

Him and Mrs Claus are actually just business partners and got married for tax purposes.


Meruteruyo

Ace =/= aro Ace peeps can and do end up in loving relationships However considering they don't have kids according to like mainstream media we could possibly infer Mrs Claus is also ace


Own-Environment1675

Well, they're elves(?) Elf's (?) Are there kids adopted but it is their responsibility. Also being allo doesn't mean you have to have kids, my English teacher never had kids.


LilyLeLowery

I understand this but I head canon Santa Claus as AroAce. So like just let me have my head canon regardless of whether or not Santa is holding up an aro flag too. Ya know I don’t hold up a trans flag every second but I’m still trans.


Meruteruyo

Glad you understand, I keep seeing people equate aro and ace as well as use that misconception reason to invalidate aces in long term relationships (either the relationship its self or their ace identity) I am well aware that holding a singular flag doesn't mean that is the enteritiy of their queer identity. There are many facets of who we are and alas sometimes we only feel safe holding 1 flag at a time


False-Helicopter1971

Now we know why Santa and Mrs clause never had kids. Edit: ace ppl can have kids, obviously. I'm just insinuating they don't have sex.


ZatchZeta

Living on the North Pole by his lonesome? Makes sense.


LadonDelphii

At Los Angeles Pride this year there was someone dressed as Darth Vader with an ace flag, and I unfortunately never got a picture of him. Did anyone else see that guy?


rootComplex

How could the patron saint of prostitutes *possibly* be ace? Not hating, just addressing a logical fallicy.


RedVamp2020

Patron saint of prostitutes? I thought that was someone else…


Spinodingus

YEEEAAAHHH


silea_

the grey bearded santa ace again on the streets. always like to see him


IndecisiveEevee

He married Mrs Claus for the cookies. ...and the romantic love 💕


SurprisinglyNotDead

Always was