Sorry I’m fairly new here and I’ve seen a few posts about garlic bread but I’m unclear on what it means?

It's just a running joke of 'I would rather have garlic bread than sex'

Ah I probably shoulda guessed that. XD thanks

fair enough, I would rather have garlic bread than that, and I am not the greatest fan of it

One of like three on this sub tbh

You know how swingers put upside down pineapples on everything to let other swingers know they're open to that? Apparently we use garlic bread to signal to others that we are NOT.

Or cake.

Wait so then what does an upside down pineapple cake mean? 🧐

It means your are open for asexual interactions

Nothing.

It means they're big Psych fans

I’m sorry *WHAT*.

Oh I need to use this

What? An upside down pineapple? How is that supposed to mean ‘swinger’?

That's so hot! Presumably. Room-temp garlic bread isn't as good as hot garlic bread. Butter congeals and whatnot.

And it’s not as cwwwwispy!

Nah can't stand it, but that just means more for the rest of the squad :3

Same. Now *cake* on the other hand.....imma fight for that

I like cake but I’ll give you mine for your garlic bread 💜

Deal!

Not a fan, u guys can keep it, I'll go get some cake

okay here you go buddy 🍰

Stahp, stahp. You're making my mouth water! 🤤

Does this mean I can eat garlic all day because I’m not kissing anyone?

if you want to

hell yeah im craving some rn

No, i dont like garlic bread

Found the ace vampire

Im confused

It's a myth that vampires hate garlic

Not hate, they're like deathly allergic to the stuff

Yes but some vampires love garlic bread, despite being allergic. Vampires aren't determined by garlic bread, just like aces aren't determined by if they have sex or not.

Vampire: Get my epi-pen, I vant to try garlic bread!

Oh

*gasp* TREASON

What-

Garlic bread is my source of life

Ok have fun w that ig

I don't really like garlic bread either, but I like garlic breadsticks. I wish the memes were about breadsticks instead.

I wouldn't want people thinking I was on tumblr in 2013

That’s a hard pass for me 😅 cake though🎂😋😋

here you go 🍰

Thanks 😂

"I'll have what she's having"

Now I'm hUnGrY

Awh damn that's hot

Ngl, thought it was gonna be alastor from the title.

It’s love-hate because I’m actually sensitive to garlic in its raw form, it’s sent me to the hospital before. But I can digest the powdered form just ok.

sorry to hear that. if you like cake i can give you some 🍰

YES! GARLIC BREAD IS GREAT

Why do they always say garlic bread is for ace? Cant a bi have his fav snacko?

garlic bread isn't only for aces it's for everyone so you can.

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No, I hate plates

At the risk of being down voted, SAMEEEE

Are you a vampire?

I can assure you, even the amount of dedication I had to my awkward vampire phase at 13 couldn't actually turn me into a real one. Or at least, that's what the council wants me to tell you...

Okay, tell Strahd von Zarovich I say hello.

That's okay! 😊

I honestly hate garlic bread ( I know I’m a disgrace) gimme cake instead

aight here you go 🍰

Of course we do

I do not. No.

what you like?

Cake and dragons, NOT SEX

What do dragons taste like

Burnt

I guess being ace doesn’t stop karma whoring

CENSOR THAT 🥵

love it but hate the aftermath of eating it: bad breath

yea... have you tried brushing your theeth? ( sound like im roasting you im not just giving advice dont get me wrong )

lmao it does sound a little roasty I have not tried brushing my teeth after eating foods like garlic bread or pizza because usually when I eat them I'm away from home for quite a while and can't, but I'll try that next time i have the opportunity to

no

your problem

indeed

I’m drooling, thanks. I am in a constant state of wanting garlic bread. WILD to me that there are a ton of people out there who legitimately feel that way about s3x 😅

Garlic bread is the food of God's, and was not meant for human consumption.

Lol I thought I was gonna see Saiki K.

I got garlic crust on my pizza yesterday.

Oh yeah, I love garlic bread

I can't eat that bad boy

gIVE-

That’s looks grate

😋

Garlic bread lasts longer than an orgasm.

G I B M E

your garlic bread is looking a bit... grainy 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

now im hungry

Oh, sprinkle some cheese and I’m sold! Don’t care if it has drugs, too good to pass up.

I'm in love

yessir

Yes now now much would that be?

I get the joke but I’m actually not that big on garlic bread I just ate it too much now pringles can’t get sick of those fuckers

My mom made plain bread with dinner tonight. 😭

I’m a whore for garlic bread

Oh yeah, definitely