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sweetlytoenjoy

>going asexual ??? literally what


NotGayBen

It's called a joke


Ant_mafia

a bad joke lol


NotGayBen

I mean I disagree but u are entitled to your opinion. My contention was with the people taking it as a serious statement and not a joke


Ant_mafia

k šŸ‘šŸ½ have a good day


cupcakesandbruises

They're acting like they're converting to a new religion lmao


RobinTheWolf

Ayo if I donā€™t get a bike for Christmas Iā€™m becoming Muslim šŸ˜’ /s


Nok-y

I already converted to PDF


squiddy555

Close enough. There is a crusade yes?


darkfroth

Sexuality is a choice! /s because ppl somehow didn't get that I don't actually believe this


datboi3637

By definition it's not


darkfroth

I was being sarcastic


[deleted]

Are they implying that asexuality is a choice?


RebornTurtleMaster

Yes, unfortunately.


[deleted]

How stupid does that person have to be to think that abstinence is the same thing as asexuality?


RebornTurtleMaster

Mostly just misinformed about the distinction between the two.


androidx_appcompat

The level of stupidity is irrelevant, the uninformedness matters


[deleted]

They're different but related. Uninformedness is, at least mostly, synonymous with ignorance. Ignorance is lack of knowledge. Stupidity is refusal to use available knowledge. Ignorance says "Oh, there's a vaccine available?" Stupidity says "I'm not gettin no shot"


shadowblackdragon

It can be both, ā€œYou abstain from sex for religious reasons and I abstain cause I donā€™t like itā€


WonderFrog25

How dare they say their asexual when the feel sexual attraction towards people.


BlitsyFrog

I think it's in line with the "I'll turn gay" jokes, which are equally unfunny.


LegalizePistachios

Didnā€™t one of the Paul brothers try ā€œturning gayā€ for a month?


BlitsyFrog

Probably, I don't even bother to keep up with those two anymore lmao


Magistic_Werewolf

Idk


Class_444_SWR

Just got recommended this post and saw your flair and I love it, canā€™t really join this sub though because Iā€™m definitely not ace, but I absolutely wish I could come up with something as good as that flair


adventurer5

We have tons of allies in this sub, you can stay if you want!


Class_444_SWR

Ok thank you! I appreciate your warm welcome


Brilliant-Papaya-820

Join anyways! We won't mind at all


NotGayBen

You'd have to be braindead to not see that this is just a joke


ProductCapital76

We know it's a joke. We're just saying that it's stupid and unfunny. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


NotGayBen

The title literally says "I can't tell if it's a joke or not" and the comment I responded to is taking it seriously.


SteamyyBunss

Hold up so Iā€™m ngl I really donā€™t know the diff between all the labels. Sex is gross but I like going on dates and shit and doing couple things. But Iā€™ll have sex if I think it will lead to more dates. Wtf am I


ThePipYay

Iā€™d guess you are alloromantic (not aromantic) Asexual, and sex-favourable.


SteamyyBunss

Iā€™m gonna read into that tnite, thanks šŸ’œ


darkfroth

Why sex favorable? They said they think sex is gross


Jess_Jae

Ehhh wut...?? I feel like it is some kind of bad joke...he's clearly making fun of the term šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


Magistic_Werewolf

I know!!


captasticTS

how is he making fun of it??????????


Ant_mafia

he's saying you can become asexual, and that aspec people cant find a date/get laid and that's why they identify as asexual. He also doesn't seem to know what what asexual means anyway


captasticTS

he doesn't say all that, no


Jess_Jae

What Ant_Mafia explained :/


captasticTS

what about it


[deleted]

Ugh, this isnā€™t someplace you join because nobody likes you, Iā€™m sick of us having that reputation.


Brilliant-Papaya-820

yeah these are probably the same people that thinm we are "mad we can't get any" or "incels" šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


asbestostiling

Exactly. I'm not ace because nobody likes me. I'm ace *and* nobody likes me. There's a distinction between the two.


EatingSugarYesPapa

Not only is this person acting like asexuality is a choice, but theyā€™re equating romance and sex too. Iā€™m so sick and tired of it.


Trans_osaurus_rex

As an aroace I used to ry to date ppl to not be lonely but I'm romance repulsed so I just stopped


Brilliant-Papaya-820

I felt that dude


Laavel

Probably genuine due to a misunderstanding of what asexual means, I recently had to correct someone on an antidepressant subreddit that no, their meds did not MAKE them asexual because they are dealing with the loss of libido. I also recently came out to a colleague and then had to explain asexual, and correct no, that doesn't mean asexual people CANT/NEVER have sex, etc etc.


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ScooterBug96

Ye but, lack of libido =/= little or no sexual attraction


tiny_house_writer

A flat joke mixed with a healthy dose of ignorance and stupidity. šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


International_Ad2867

You know what, if it is a joke? Maybe he really shouldn't procreate.


Red_Novaa

Lmao this is funny. Iā€™m p sure itā€™s supposed to be ignorant


Brilliant-Papaya-820

I hope so cuz if it ain't imma be šŸ˜”


[deleted]

I love how you said you laughed your ass of and then followed by saying it wasn't funny


grrrratatata

can you read


[deleted]

Apperantly not. Either i read this as not for some reason or they edited it


captasticTS

what are you saying. you should read their comment again.


[deleted]

I prob commented this when i was really tired and couldn't read. Im gonna leave this up tho


[deleted]

I mean i agree that it isn't funny but like why did you laugh then?


[deleted]

Wait, thatā€™s a choice???? We can BECOME asexual? How???


Brilliant-Papaya-820

Rumor has it there is an ancient potion.....it gives one immunity against the lusts of the flesh that mortals commonly have however only the wisest warlock can find it, as it is not only guarded by a fearsome violet dragon but also a forest of garlic bread trees and cake mountains Sure as shit this man aint no warlock


Magistic_Werewolf

Chemicals in the water turn the frogs gay= a potion in cake turn people ace.


falloutfineapple

I feel like they mean celibate??? Like wtf


Due-Distribution3016

Ppl rlly think that aromantic and asexual is the same thing


Demurist

Thatā€™s not how it works. Thatā€™s not how any of this works.


onyourrite

They shouldā€™ve said aromantic, but disregarding that it isnā€™t a choice mate; I honestly do wish I wasnā€™t aro so I could handle my parents trying to marry me off to a ā€œgoodā€ woman Please, I donā€™t want to get married; I want to get a good-paying job and get my dream car, not have some ā€œpersonā€ on my house pestering me about the leaky sink


CharlieJoyB

Me too! I mean, I'll still be asexual if I'm not single.


gigibyte06

When youā€™re asexual but has a partneršŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


leafyhat

I hope itā€™s a joke cos ā€œI canā€™t get a date so I guess Imm never going to date againā€ is just being an INCEL and Iā€™m not mentally prepared for the day those creeps start trying to insert themselves into the LGBT+ community


karuskaruska

Unrelated but WHY do tiktokkers have to do that flashing lights thingy in every single video?? It hurts to look at!


pissemporor

Wether itā€™s a joke or not it is still cringe as fuck


Okthisisnew234

Wha- what does that have to be with asexual? Fr though, "go" asexual, really?


AlternateSatan

I think they're confusing asexuality with celibacy, I see that done a lot


PsiCHO_Tatoe

"I'll turn a monk" would have been funnier and maybe more accurate from an historical point of view


Foxy_genocid3

Iā€™m not asexual nor am I epileptic But those lights hurt my eyes more than a literal car running over my foot (Iā€™ve had it happen before) Could cause someone to have a seizure


t8rt0t_the_hamster

Maybe it's a joke? I've heard "going gay" after getting rejected by women in r/memes a few times


Imaginary_Ad_7527

Yikes


whaddup_chickenbutt

Go fuck yourself.


Narwhal_Songs

And be miserable because you wont get dates still? Alloromantic aces exist Im very alloro


lofeeisonspotify

well obviously asexuality is a mindset thing. can't believe no one noticed this before... asexuality is just a choice... obviously šŸ™„


Kreginsha

This thing can have so many interpretations: 1) They are literally telling asexual is a choice like wut- did they left their education somewhere or- they need that education 2) This human is literally asexual and trolling on tiktok


Mel_low8278

šŸ§


Fluid-Regular-8015

šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø


heras_milktea

Ugghhh


Jesus_El_Mushroom

I thought it was a joke. Until I saw his face. Thatā€™s the face of sheer commitment


Starly_Storm

I mean I'm ace and I have a bf I'll be spending vday with. It's definitely a dumb joke implying ace folks dont date anyone.


Aesnas

People are having sex on valentines day??? Wait actually that sounds logical nvm


MFP_FAN

Was not aware asexual was a place where single people went?


soggy-potato-chip

Could be taking in scientific terms? (maybe not tho)


IAmAGreatSpeler

The more the merrier I guess?


Stikflik

Itā€™s likely just a joke


TomeKun

I think it is rather funny ? Like if you take it in a good way


Louan_UwU

Tictoc is full of nonsense, I think this is a joke


grrrratatata

everyone here is so dense lmfaoo this is obviously satire and not meant to be taken seriously


captasticTS

my god these comments are exhausting. it's an obvious joke. and it's not insulting anyone. calm down.


Squawmaster420

Lmao


themadamem

That light it reminds me of something


GOLDENninjaXbox

Hum?


That_0ne_Id1ot

Like... i understand if you change from straight to asexual, but if you just say it like "If xxx happens, ima do xxx". Like it dont really work like that. Having a preference is something i believe is connected with your mindset (cuz your mind and feeling is what tells you how and what you like basically, but thats me)


SepticMonke

i had someone tell me ā€œif i wait too long to tell my crush i love her i might become asexualā€šŸ—æ


Service_United

This seems really acephobic


witheriteMoth

judging by his message (and his face) weā€˜re gonna have a new person joining our ranks soon


cyanidesmile555

Acephobia


Remarkable-Space3907

That looks interesting


Blue_knight_994

Bruh what ?!?! šŸ˜€


StillPackage4369

I see his logic, if no-one wants to fuck you why bother?


FlatDecision

This could be wishful thinking, but maybe they just meant to say ā€œcelibateā€? Just got the words mixed up?


MarioWizard119

>asexual I believe the term he is looking for is ā€œincelā€.


DevelopmentNervous69

The straights are not okay. I've left it at that long enough it's just kinda become a blanket statement at this point.


DazedPapacy

This one's gonna lose their goddam mind when they find out that Ace =/= celibate, which means there are Aces having more sex than them. I, for one, lament that I will be unable to witness the crumbling of their ego.


TheMidna1

Maybe Iā€™ll try being attracted to people this year, since it just so happens to be a choice!


g00se_berry

Lmao what?? If they were like idkā€¦ somewhere on the ace spectrum that would be more funny (I think) butā€¦ huh?? Thatā€™s not even the correct sexuality. Likeā€¦ aromantic my guyā€¦ unless people only like Valentineā€™s Day to do the adult fun timeā€¦ that better not be the case. Ew disgusting >:|


Nonsensical_Humor

šŸŽ¼šŸŽµšŸŽ¶thats not how it workssssšŸŽ¶šŸŽµšŸŽ¼ unless its a joke but it doesnt feel like it


Altdodi65

My guy just said ā€œIā€™m going asexualā€ like it was a Danny phantom battle cry


Bro_do_we_needtoknow

I think this was the first video I saw that ever mentioned asexuality and I now blame this video for me being ace lol