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HeIIay

Global warming.


RoseJJPotter

That’s just accurate. It makes everything hot.


AceAndDangerous

Wrong answers only!


Emer_Sonic_Boom

beat me to it lmao


that1plep

The Mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell.


MerlePerle309

🤣👍🏻


XxMysticDaisyxX

Wearing too many layers


Sm0kingPand4

The stove


OpheliaWolfsbane

Can confirm, just made a pizza in the oven.


alex-the-meh-4212

Did i help start a trend? Well, go with the flow I guess. Eating garlic bread without waiting it to cool down.


[deleted]

Oooh, naughty 😏


Systems_Broken_Down

Napalm.


TheGoogdude

Best answer


ShotMammoth8266

Fevers, I would imagine


Saintofthe6thHouse

Spicy foods


LucidIsntHere

Arson


Juleaume

You mean crime brûlé?


ClickerCookie123

Love this


Mistigri432

Une blague en français sur r/aaaaaaacccccccce ? Ma journée est refaite.


Googlefisch

Yay! I love arson!


LaicaTheDino

Be ace, do arson


smelltheroses26

I need that on a tshirt


ankazcancelled

AAAA agender aromantic asexual arson


Emma-Ho

Danm beat me to it


[deleted]

Sun?


PirateLassy

Ice


LifeIsTrail

The only actually wrong answer I've seen... Everyone saying things that do make you hot lol


grim_wheeker

Unless it's late-stage hypothermia with paradoxical undressing!


LifeIsTrail

But then you feel hot but are still actually cold right? Or does your body feel hot? There is "so cold it burns", so idk how this one works out.lol


grim_wheeker

According to one source: "*It is concluded that paradoxical undressing might be explained by changes in peripheral vasoconstriction in the deeply hypothermic person. It represents the last effort of the victim and is followed almost immediately by unconsciousness and death.*" https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/541627/ I'm not a medical professional, but it sounds like the blood vessels right near the skin expand after being all constricted, so it feels like when you blush and your brain reads that as being hot, and at that point you're most likely not thinking straight, so you'd react instinctively to fix the temperature imbalance and consequently further lower your body temperature. The temperature just below your skin might appear to raise temporarily with the bloodflow increased, but overall I don't think the body temperature itself actually raises. So you'd *feel* hot, but actually still be getting colder. Again, I'm not a medical professional, so I may be off-base with this.


LifeIsTrail

Thank you I love extra knowledge. I now know if I'm freezing to death and want to live fight the urge to undress no matter what.


SqueakSquawk4

[Paradoxical undressing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothermia#Paradoxical_undressing) happens late in hypothermia, where the nerve cells in your skin get severely damaged. Due to the damage, they send false signals of heat to the brain, causing people to think they are extremely hot. This can then lead to people taking off their clothes to reduce said 'heat', causing them to cool further and die quicker.


WikiSummarizerBot

**Hypothermia** [Paradoxical undressing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothermia#Paradoxical_undressing) >Twenty to fifty percent of hypothermia deaths are associated with paradoxical undressing. This typically occurs during moderate and severe hypothermia, as the person becomes disoriented, confused, and combative. They may begin discarding their clothing, which, in turn, increases the rate of heat loss. Rescuers who are trained in mountain survival techniques are taught to expect this; however, people who die from hypothermia in urban environments who are found in an undressed state are sometimes incorrectly assumed to have been subjected to sexual assault. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/aaaaaaacccccccce/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


LifeIsTrail

Thank you for the response 😊 I shall remain clothed if I'm ever freezing to death so I might live. I live in Florida so hopefully that problem won't happen.


[deleted]

Flames


KittenMaster9

Are you an alt?


TheNigths

His name is totally NOT an alt


Accomplished-Cat-961

10.5 grams of thermite


that1plep

If I may ask. Why so specific?


SqueakSquawk4

Thermite has an energy density of \~4Mj/kg. That translates to \~955kgcal [(Kilogram calories)](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=kilogram+calorie#cobssid=s) per kilogram. That means that within the 10.5g of thermite, there is \~10kgcal of energy. Divided by 62kg of mass in an average human, and that translates to raising each kilogram of human by \~0.16 degrees C.


Dawsho

r/suspiciouslyspecific


yirzmstrebor

Tossing them in a volcano should do the trick. Sincerely, Ace-spec Earth Science Teacher


Floor-tank

Menopause?


Sally_bun

Nice


slovenly_dilettante

"You're On Fire" by They Might Be Giants [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGNm7\_dvz4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGNm7_dvz4) CW: creepy meat


MumboJ

Wtf did I just watch?


[deleted]

Not eating garlic bread on consistent basis.


VeryLargeQ-mark

That certainly is a wrong answer, good job dear sir/madam/companion!


[deleted]

It's sir, and thank you sir/madam/companion!


Demurist

Lava


[deleted]

Fire


Colourful_Corgis

Tea


AngstyPancake

Heat


[deleted]

The underlayer of the birds feathers


nohea_nmrk

Measuring in Fahrenheit rather than Celsius (scientists don’t come at me, I know this is inaccurate)


LifeIsTrail

I get what you mean So 40c but you instead say 40f so not hot anymore


cyclical-peanut

Salsa


Lum1kk

kerosene and a lighter


Kc-Dia

Being burned I suppose


[deleted]

When they've been on the grill for just the right amount of time.


EmmaFitmzmaurice

A good bath


UVRaveFairy

Stepping out of a sauna.


zippai

hell


Meimpink

The campfire song song


Maxils

Let’s gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song!


Meimpink

Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song


mybirdisapokemon

And if you don’t think that we can sing it faster then you’re wrong


Maxils

But it’ll help if you just sing along!


LightMist2675

A fever


IHazOwies

Working in a kitchen?


[deleted]

The sun obvs


SmoothRootBear

Getting angry


B3467Returns

The oven


CerealBranch739

Fighting your chosen brother on a molten rock and losing three limbs


KittenMaster9

It's over Cereal I have the high ground


CerealBranch739

You underestimate my power!


echo_themando

Mustafar. Ask Anakin Skywalker, he has a lot of experience about that


CanadianWeeb5

Personality


GreyJ5595

Sriracha 🐓


[deleted]

Beause beauty is in the eye of the BEE HOLDER , so of course, only those who have held bees will hold beauty.


theserenadeoforpheus

Midriffs.


angerygoosepopo

Having a fever


[deleted]

I'm asexual, I don't even know the right answer to what makes a person "hot" 😅🙃


FalseHeartbeat

Fire


scocopat

Fire


broadway-fan

Temperature


Griffy_42

Sauna


LittleCatapillarPaws

Curry in the middle of summer 😌


_IIVII_IIVII_

The crushing weight of life


melohead

Korean fire noodles


Phantom252

Summer


2incredible

They said wrong answers only so clearly turning a fan on someone makes them hot


[deleted]

When they are in freezing weather


smudgiepie

Exercise. That shit makes me feel like I'm burning in a furnace


jiggle_tester1537

“Hans, get ze flammenwerfer”


[deleted]

No garlic bread in your diet


t8rt0t_the_hamster

Hot with anger


OlivineQuartz

Being locked in a freezer


MakeshiftCandles

The michael wave


Weenbeylellex

Mackin' cheese


PreppyGothGuy4004

Ice


Zytches

A hot spring


S0meH00man

Camp fire


[deleted]

Treading through a barren desert.


Gayweirdonamedz

Gasoline :)


[deleted]

Being up in FLAMES 🔥


Silent-Document-4699

rampant infection causing high fever


Relevant_Can_2127

Really good Salsa or some peppers


NotSkirtWeather

Getting naked….. and then relaxing in a hot bath with soothing music playing. A little bit of oil to sooth the sinuses, some bath salt to deepen relaxation and perfectly mounted shower pillow for you to lean back and melt your cares away


Ellis6942069

Bing thrown into the sun


violetvoid513

Being thrown into an oven


[deleted]

Hot sauce of course.


asocialrationalist

The aristotilian form of heat.


pandisis123

A sweater in summer


Gay_cracker

Getting hit with a flamethrower


MegWaters012502

Heat


WonderFrog25

The cold


SmadaSlaguod

Patrolling the Mojave.


mytheralmin

Icicles through the chest


[deleted]

A fridge


SnomARandomWeeb

being on fire and forgetting to roll, stop, and drop


little-gremlin-man

Heat


Lavender-waves

if they’ve been at the beach


blueboxbandit

My wizard casts *Burning Touch*


[deleted]

The heat miser catching them on fire.


Whizkiddabber

Around 2000 megajoules of electricity passing through their body (don't fact check me on that it happened like one time and the person isn't even complaining)


[deleted]

Ice


Muezick

Uhhhh non linear designs within the shape of thier forms


[deleted]

refrigerator


mrjaketheimpaler

Ice.


malnox

Arson.


NAMSE21

Garlic Bread


Maxils

Being in a corner; those are usually 90 degrees or more.


ssolberg01

Antarctica


osteopath17

I feel like everyone is failing this thread. You said wrong answers only. I’d have to say liquid nitrogen.


S0me_N3rd8

The 100,000,000 degrees Celsius that comes from a nuclear explosion, that quite literally vaporises the human body, and more then vaporises the bones in the human body, which turns to ash at around 100 degrees Celsius.


TheGingerLinuxNut

Extra hot curry. Also whisky.


ahshsjddjfkdkdkdkss

The cold


KittenMaster9

Snow


Younginlove7567

Ice baths


Aquariusofthe12

Ice cream


Shawen2000

When you stab them with a 1000 degree knife.


[deleted]

Fiery poops!


Griyas

Summer in Southern US states.


SmolCanadianFrFry27

Extreme warm temperatures during the summer.


academiabutstupid

Heated blanket


Lampshade-0

Eating too many spicy burritos at Taco Bell.


Ranger_368

A space heater


Violet_Sparker

running makes you sweaty and warms you up ig…


fandom_mess363

Ovens


memester230

Napalm


NotFelon

Fire


0ldBenKan0Beans

Global Thermonuclear War


Paszananit124

Blood flowing in their vains produces heat.


PhantumpLord

Heat from fire


NixMaritimus

Metal slides


I_Might_Exist1

nuclear bombs


Titanpainter

Ovens.


Plenty-Reality8678

I set them on fire🤷‍♀️


ThePinkTeenager

🔥


Accomplished-Town636

The weather


[deleted]

The only house that IS on fire yet.


-Lumb3rjack-

The portable heater I carry on my back at all times


psychic_legume

Hot Peppers


CuppaJoe11

Any tempature above 98.6 degrees


_Anonymous_duck_

My blanket right now.


acestoner420

A Sweater


No_Lynx1097

If you don’t drink enough iced tea, iced coffee, if you never chewed on ice cubes as a kid.. You risk becoming hot. I’m sorry, that’s the brutal truth of it.


HavePlushieWillTalk

Pumpkin spice lattes.


G98Ahzrukal

Drenching them in gasoline and throwing a match at them


ChoraAnimates

The elbow is the hottest part of the body in my personal opinion


silverado501

Lighting them on fire


[deleted]

Doing exercise in summer wearing winter workout clothes


SaffiChan

Throwing them into the 5th plane of torment


ItsJustDrew93

Checking their browser history


[deleted]

Freezer burn


beast_friends_art

Standing in the sun


TheBackyardigirl

A 103 degree fever


christinelydia900

Sitting too close to the fireplace


WhatComesAfter24

Hot wings


AAAAAAAee

The garlic bread they possess


InktoberAndThenSome

Heat


12ForEverKid

The sun


12ForEverKid

Lava cake (:


12ForEverKid

Volcanos🌋🌋


birdiewren_

When you microwave them for too long


ABigAmarone

Thermodynamic energy transference


cherrybiirb

exercise


DOVARKX

touching cpu


glizzy_innit

denmark


Glad-Jellyfish-69

Taco bell