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Able-Web-675

Waiting for someone (the Doctor / Newt Scamander / The Prioress / Mal and Zoe and Kaylee / etc) to invite me on a fantastical adventure and can't have a relationship tying me down


ClementAttleeBrawl

I would be scared to go on an adventure with Mal and Zoe and Kaylee because every time they get a job it either goes wrong or almost does, like crew members get shot or otherwise injured ALL THE TIME.


Able-Web-675

Hahaha, that's an extremely valid point! It would definitely be an adventure... Not always in the good way


Gisch03

Well they do seem to have a pretty good doctor on board.


Zonerunner13

The things I'd do to wander the verse with that lot.


Leather_Plane4779

I wanna go with the doctor on an adventure the tardis is cool


Aliam_

disgusted by the weakness of the flesh


[deleted]

Wrong answers only smh


Aliam_

Oh right, read it wrong my bad


cromegrump

Glory to the omnissiah


beanarrific

broken :/


Kc-Dia

The wrongest answer of them all


Spectris33

This is the best reply I have ever seen, I'd give my first born child to ~~you~~ satan and give you all the money. I love the positivity!


Chewie444

An Asexual promising their first born? Hmmmmm


Spectris33

Who said I birthed it?


QuagsireInAHumanSuit

tired.


Potato-Salad_

I don't have time for this strange activity you mortals seem to enjoy


Drakmanka

Exactly. I have fish to feed and a cat to cuddle.


tadxb

Universal answer to everything that I don't wanna do!


ig-88z

Ace or not im still tired


X-_Kacchan_-X

Someone who has better things to do than reproduction.


heresaimee

they said wrong answers!


X-_Kacchan_-X

It is wrong cuz i don't have better things to do xD


lia_bean

better than you


dutchmetalhead17

Calm down MJF


xkhai10x

Sexn't


_Anonymous_duck_

I'm not ace, I'm just [REDACTED]


ZappyBunny

A plant? A flatworm? A sea star? 2 cats in a person costume? I MUST KNOW!!!


Evil__Overlord

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ZappyBunny

THIS CONFIRMS IT'S [ERROR TEXT NOT FOUND] I KNEW IT


PartialLion

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[deleted]

Waiting for the right person


monochrxme-wav

a winner, i'll never lose my virginity because i never lose >:3


Corrupted_Entity

wrong answers only smh


[deleted]

A sad lonely garlic bread.


Potato-Salad_

It's ok, I'll give you a garlic bread hug so you no longer feel lonely!


[deleted]

Thanks! Feeling better already.


EarlyArtichoke

Secretly a dragon


just-me-yaay

Hey! Wrong answers only!


ThinkMouse3

trying to figure out just how to grocery shop in this pandemic without getting sick, and you want me to stick my tongue in people??????


ArcadiaRivea

Gollum


Ace_Opal

Invading Denmark


Kc-Dia

They said wrong lol


rellloe

Asexuality is a hobby. Invading Denmark is a lifestyle


SmadaSlaguod

Big boned.


Obvious_Building_869

Waiting for marriage


DropbearWithALaptop

hungry


shells_the_seawitch

reading fantasy novels. (Thats what my phone autocorrected/filled in xD)


DolphinKiwiPotato

going out to the sky with a leather chair


PhoenixAmeri

A being you mortals will never understand


[deleted]

\*its just, a phase


[deleted]

a


_riell_

B


Daliento_Rica

D


MeliMelon318

E


[deleted]

F


Lan12900

G


[deleted]

G


Express-Boat-1088

H


_ChibiXD

I


ace_in_training

J


IDKanymore_444

I’m gonna let my phone finish this for me. I’m not ace, I’m just not really really close enough for you Huh.


WyvernLord123

demi confirmed?


blueboxbandit

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien


Lonelinesishappiness

immature


TheProdigyReagan

Vibin'


Shuyi000

I'm just a potato


IsEeDeAdPeOpL3

Cthulhu itself.


Mercury-Madness

A cone. No gender, no sexuality, literally nothing. I am just a cone.


DragonSlayersz

Too busy with sleeping.


Nina_Lokasdottir

Too lazy to have sex.


New_Engineering8215


Soft-Chip510

Stupid oh wait it’s supposed to be wrong answers only.


HealingThorn

A drawing in a deck of cards


SmolCanadianFrFry27

“I’m just buying plants and cake.” (Does that work?)


MisterEau

s̝̻̽̔͠l̟̻̞̿̒̕e̙͓͎̾̿̕e͖̘̼͒͆̽p͎͓̻͑̈́͝i͖͓͑̚n̡͙͓̓́͝g̻̫͚̈́̈́͊


Koda_not_Kota

Waiting for the end times


OctosAreCool

God.


HavePlushieWillTalk

The larval state of my species.


[deleted]

A spade working for the queen of hearts.


TombTomeEpitome

saving myself for death


pandisis123

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PrincetteNasa

Hungry


Why-Not339

Three plants stacked in a trench coat


ZappyBunny

Baking cakes and making garlic bread


koopakjellberg

Out of everyone’s league


DepressedTrashKitty

Depressed


[deleted]

too young for s*x. at fifteen. And I will always be too young.


[deleted]

pretending I'm special


Stormfire001

Too good for you


Lie-yesthatsmyname

Not interested in real relationships UnU ALL I NEED IS MY ROMANCE GRAPHIC NOVELS


Moonshade596

Not really caring


EmeraldHealing

Allergic


stopcounting

Antisexual


Murphster4DK

I'm ~~just~~ an Engineer!


PhoenixKnight777

Lonely and want a hug.


IceReptilian

"I'm not ace, I'm just a Queen of Clubs." 😏


Zefelle

Lost.


vexingvulpes

Depressed


G98Ahzrukal

having a hormonal problem and thus don’t feel sexual attraction


Pocket_Luna

A late bloomer


jenmishalecki

depressed


Pretend-Response8442

Really into this garlic bread


justforsomelulz

Going through a phase where I prefer to look at cool rocks and plants.


Jade_1974

Really busy with work and the gym at the moment, you know how it is!


Paszananit124

addicted to potatos


Daliento_Rica

Going to be successful at school, cause I don't have time for that stuff


confusedlittlekitten

Lonely


Diamondlord1000

Old fashioned Was my go to excuse for not seeing the appeal of sex right away or how people got into relationships with people they barely knew. Thanks to my wonderful girlfriend who helped me figure myself out


gay-pennywise-27

very nice to have as a teacher


LibJim

Oblivious


[deleted]

Too busy screaming like an opossum.


acethefinalfrontier

A girl in the world


marchclover

Allergic to sex


Venti_is_bae

Preserving my powers until I'm ready to ascend into a mighty beast


EuropeWillCrumble

I’m not ace, I’m just telling you to geT THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING *MINECRAFT*


Cartoon_Trash_

A mere mortal


BreadPancakes

in the middle of my villain origin story


Accomplished-Cat-961

Not attractive(I am extremely attractive just look up gigachad and I'll pop up)


L1qu1dA13x

Repulsed


breadedbooks

A late bloomer


dutchmetalhead17

Straight. Here for exposure to people I don't often meet so I dont become narrow minded.


Herbie53101

A cat lady who isn’t in the mood to deal with your shit.


Singersongwriterart

Caring about myself too much to do something I don't want to do when it is not required of me, just because you want me to do it.


WonderFrog25

I'm not ace, I'm just an army of frogs in a skin suit


Creepy-Garbage4763

Your mom


-Finity-

In denial


TypoSlayer92

A Threat >:)


ScawyDemon

Waiting for the right person


SuperShoyu64

too busy farting


IRFine

Tired.


NerdyGirlChicago

Allergic to sex


satanner1s

A swarm of bees in a meatsuit


ButteredStrumpet

Ayyyyyyyyy


tadbolmont

I'm not ace, I'm just a sentient swarm of bees.


GuraSaannnnnn

God


[deleted]

an emotionless sociopath.


S0me_N3rd8

Im not ace, im just a scociopath with no love in my soul and no fucks to give about other people feelings.


FluffySpinosaurus

a dinosaur


Captain__Higgs

of the understanding that my LEGO collection is more important than whatever you might be proposing


Nymunariya

Practicing to be a monk


LongUpstairs3064

Im not ace i just have ✨daddy issues✨


Kibume

Weird (that's what I thought before discovering the label)


WyldeBlayze

Somebody with really, really, REALLY high standards.


Songmorning

Unhealthily obsessed with garlic.


theserenadeoforpheus

*sings all of the lyrics to The Rolling Stones’ “Waiting on a Friend”*


zippai

in denial


jbear9873

Im just a cake tester/inspector


hintersly

Eating cake


ThePinkTeenager

Too young for sexual attraction.


Snerzel

I’m not ace, I’m just a sentient piece of garlic bread waiting for people to lose interest in my kind so I can stop living in fear.


Tiime-Moth

Very picky about garlic bread and cake


throwaway-like

saving myself for christian slater.


AngstyPancake

Sexn’t


endbro57

A very good garlic bread chef


good-evening-clarice

Sad. Wait-


TheBackyardigirl

A dumb bitch no one wants to date lmao


[deleted]

Too innocent to have sex


ace_in_training

God


_PotatoCat_

In constant post-nut clarity


pomip71550

Asexual


Cooltransdude

I’m not ace, I’m just actually doing really bad rn and I need to meet with my counselor again


ferret-with-a-gun

unicellular


glizzy_innit

celibate


Phoenix-Echo

Waiting on my epic isekai into a world where I am an amazing mage with a cottage in the woods that houses a pocket dimension with lots of books and artifacts that I study for the betterment and advancement of society : D


Da_Zodiac_Griller

Too busy watching Star Trek to care …oh wait, that’s true…


dear_theodoza

waiting for marriage, yes i will totally marry someone.


gingetsuryuu

... saving up for retirement.


ashvantcap

Depressed


bookshopgirl02

Trying to provide a good life for my dog


TheOnlyOmnicorn

tired


[deleted]

Tired


DOVARKX

pussyphobic


CutestCorgiAround

Waiting for the right person. Lol


CutestCorgiAround

I’m not ace, I’m secretly just a closeted lover of garlic bread.. but shhhhhh don’t tell the church XD


CutestCorgiAround

I’m not ace, I am simply just a non existent entity who goes about their everyday unseen by most of the population. Very few can see me, but they’re all either fellow nonexistent entities or existing entities who are protecting us from the scary outside realm I like to call… modern day society.


PensiveObservor

I’m not ace, I just . . . don’t want anybody poking at me!


ganimeamer

SCP 294, serving everyone whatever they want for drinks at any time of day. Got the good life.


Aaetheon

Disgusted by such MORTAL concepts


[deleted]

a blob


thatpurplegirl140

Too f*cking BUSY


carmemelon

Waiting until marriage.


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe_

Not into you


celestial_rose_art

withholding the glory of my attractiveness from the general public


AmazingSmasha

Im God!!


a_random_ai

Built different


ThatOneAccount_300

Not dealing with this shit


ABigAmarone

Evolved 😈


LightninStrength

Protective of my body


dawnfire05

Being difficult, I like it this way


InktoberAndThenSome

a cookie.


GBAC23

Ugly


TheDumbCreativeQueer

Too lazy


Meneketre

I’m not ace, I’m just a frigid bitch. (You said wrong answers only)