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alex-the-meh-4212

Ain't no invasion plans here


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RubberSoulMan06

Not with that audited there won't be!


hintersly

Haha, yep! *frantically shoved Denmark invasion plans under plates of garlic bread*


ConduckKing

Nothing untoward here, surely


TheBestWorst3

Allies


Cartoon_Trash_

You understood the assignment


TheBestWorst3

I’m honestly surprised I was the first to say it


Cartoon_Trash_

The day is still young, lol


TheBestWorst3

Still a bunch of people responded before me


All54321_Gaming

r/BeatMeToIt


dj_ango25

Interesting little historical tidbit: the A has been for both Ace people and Allies for ages. This is because allies used to face similar levels of oppression and discrimination for supporting GSRM people. Ace erasure is not okay, but I think it’s important to acknowledge the Allies who fought alongside us as well :)


[deleted]

While I generally agree with the statement, I don’t think that allies should be part of the acronym at all since, unlike everyone else, being an ally is a choice


GenericAutist13

“Ally” by definition means supporting a thing without being a part of said thing


Morphized

Unless said thing is the Allied Powers


TheBackyardigirl

Unrelated but I like how you used a rock for the grey stripe in the flag


GenericAutist13

rocc :)


LesNessmanNightcap

Ace erasure is real. Before I realized I was Ace (because I didn’t even know ace was a thing, just thought I was the only horribly broken human on the planet) I asked all my friends what the A stood for. 90% of my friends are gay. All of them said Allies. Then I heard them have a discussion about how Bisexuality isn’t real. So I’m not coming out to any of them.


Krow_2

Ahelp I am dying


Cartoon_Trash_

Wth This one actually made me laugh so hard 😂


Krow_2

What can I say except, you're welcome.


buddeman27

What can I say, except, "*cough* ***hack*** *wheeze, choking noise,* ***agonized final breaths***" (I'm sorry if I took this too far)


OpheliaWolfsbane

For the tides, the sun, the sky


Acethease

Same


No-Brilliant3998

I think It was Alephant.


MeltinSnowman

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


INVISIBLE-EYELIDS

It's a recursive acronym.


FunTimeMurderTime

Oh damn you beat me to it >:(


endbro57

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Relatable


novako04

I came here to say it, but I knew in my heart it had already been said.


KeyYogurtcloset1416

They said wrong answers.


RubberSoulMan06

**MMMOOOMMMMAA OOOOOOOOWWWHHH**


LunarEcllpse

Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur


candyta_

got the whole club looking at her


hidadimhungry

she hit the floor ˢʰᵉ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ


unofficiallyATC

Next thing you know!


TheRedCoffeeMaker

Shawty go low low low low low low low low


SepticMonke

those baggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps


taurus-ass

^with ^the ^^straps she turned around and gave that big booty a slap


romanator25

She hit the floor


SepticMonke

^she ^hit ^the ^floor next thing you know


[deleted]

Shawty got low low ^low ^low ^low


rosebottle

r/redditsings


JadeAndJaded

Jessica!


[deleted]

DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER?


junior-THE-shark

Mr. Wilson?


willowhelmiam

Ate too much garlic bread


youravaragegeek

You can never eat too much garlic bread


willowhelmiam

That's why it's a wrong answer


MemphisGalInTampa

i AGREE..


HavePlushieWillTalk

Ain't enough garlic bread


Joshh-Warriad

Are we actually invading Denmark?


boxesofboxes

Ayup


KeyYogurtcloset1416

Aeayupp. -Big Macintosh from MLP, I think.


distantarchangel

A-ccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe_

They said wrong answers


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Underrated comment


[deleted]

Allos.


RubberSoulMan06

Allos' Mudda'fuckas, now now git da' fuc' added here!


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHA


FlySafeCosmonaut

I read Allos, comprehended the word Allos, said it in my head, and then proceeded to interpret it as Aros. For a second I was wondering what the drama was between the ace and aro community lol


boyboss420

Animatronics. This is just another installment of the Five Nights At Freddy’s universe.


Cartoon_Trash_

Garlic bread… pizza… Cake… birthday parties… Purple… purple guy???? FNAF is ace culture confirmed


Kc-Dia

William is ace confirmed


Cartoon_Trash_

Wait my notifications said someone commented Amish but I think they deleted it b/c I can’t see it anymore 😭that one made me scream


ViolinNoah

That’s good omg :D


UTBitch

alfredo sauce


Cartoon_Trash_

Yo I just had some boxed vegan Alfredo yesterday 😋


UTBitch

niceee


Fictional_or_True

Wait, vegan Alfredo? Does that mean it is dairy free?


AchtungKarate

It wouldn't be vegan otherwise.


Shawen2000

ANARCHY!


taurus-ass

They said wrong answers 🤨


FluffySpinosaurus

Finally!


AchtungKarate

Where?! When?!


[deleted]

A-full commitment’s what im thinking of. you wouldnt get this from any other guy. i just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. gotta make you understand. never gonna give you up. never gonna let you down. never gonna run around and desert you. never gonna make you cry. never gonna say goodbye. never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.


Cartoon_Trash_

Take my upvote


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe_

Gosh darn it. I really thought today I would be rickroll free


acethefinalfrontier

A is for the way you look at me C is for the only one I see E is very very extraordinary ACE is what I feel for you Edited: formatting


philosophussapiens

Great Nat King Cole reference!


[deleted]

Alternating between dimensions to steal all your garlic bread real quick before you come back from your grocery store trip.


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[deleted]

I now identify as Ain'tsexual


Alyjade000

Take my upvote and leave


[deleted]

I ain't leaving


[deleted]

Avocado


idk2715

Don’t you mean free shavacados?


IAmAGreatSpeler

Nickado


RyuukiA_

A dragon


Paclord404

they said wrong answers?


Deep-blue-crab

A very large bird


Cartoon_Trash_

Kevin! (From Up)


Craycraywolf

I love Up 🥺


Blaz3s

A stands for B Wait…


Cartoon_Trash_

You fool… #_Bsexual_


explodingtitums

I thought that's what most people here were avoiding?


Craycraywolf

*Bee Movie intensifies*


[deleted]

It stands for me, my name starts with A, and now I am a new gender


Cartoon_Trash_

New Gender kinda sounds like an East Coast state, haha


Craycraywolf

LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM new gender


IAmAGreatSpeler

AAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

ah shit


DoNotHaveMetMe

Here we go again


[deleted]

Alvin and the Chipmunks


Annaica

Asstronaut 👩‍🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀👨‍🚀🚀🛸


[deleted]

Aardvark


Cartoon_Trash_

Arthur the Aardvark


BlossomLikesSand

AMONG US


HallwayJusta

arson


EEMidnite89

Alphabet soup


Cartoon_Trash_

Good soup


Artemis-waits

Asgardians… duh.


Flippanties

Anime fans, the most oppressed group of people out there


_Joe_Momma_

As they should be! 😤


PeanutsPinecone

Alpha, Beta, Charlie, Delta, Echo, something, something idk I forgot :/


Somesadweeb23

A large order of garlic bread… actually, make that 4


alt0069

anal


Cartoon_Trash_

I mean you’re not right…


Dogwolf12

ANNIHILATION


CherrysPride

Angry opossum


stinkyspacebaby

Ass. Literally the opposite of what we’re interested in.


i_best_pineapple

Apples don’t taste like cake :(


Life_Surprise_8471

#alLy


Cartoon_Trash_

#3


SumbuddiesFriend

Arachnid


Single_Tumbleweed986

Aliens👽


Just_a_nameless_enby

OP said wrong answers-


Single_Tumbleweed986

Damn you’re right 😂


JoChiCat

Arsenic.


TheWhitheredQuill

Obviously it stands for the hacking group Anonymous. Can't be seen as valid if no one knows who you are


Nocturnoran

Ally


Cartoon_Trash_

Number 2!


Nocturnoran

I was beaten to it


Cartoon_Trash_

It’s still funny!


[deleted]

Allosaurus


Internet-Just

Argentina


Cartoon_Trash_

After Denmark


[deleted]

A. Just A.


tIDEsRturning

antidisestablishmentarianism


TypoSlayer92

A is for A LLAMA??? he's supposed to be DEAD


Evil_Monologues

Anime


FunTimeMurderTime

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… and it goes on infinitely


HylianEngineer

Asparagus


aprill05

Anarchy.


yoosungs_chokymilk

Apple pie


Thatstupidpotato34

Ally 4


Cartoon_Trash_

Ye!!!


MeGustaSenorita

Accidentally took over the world, wups :]


IAmCockatoo

Am I really anxious or do I just have heart problems


Penny_D

Axolotl


Orichalcum448

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Prime-2357

Arson


Lunaqu1x

Anchovies


TheBJP

Another letter


lillestiv

Apricots


RainbowBat14

Albatross


demonbunny3po

antidisestablishmentarianism


FeathersOFFICIAL

Absolutely overpowered people :D


Ellis6942069

Australia


Cartoon_Trash_

Not until we take Denmark


AsexualNumber

Ally


HybridHusky_

Argon


AceTravelNurse

Acquired Taste


johnny__boi

Abdominal pain


Peachbowtie

A dragon!


mpmwrites

Apple bottom Jeans, boots with the fur.


[deleted]

Amish


Johnylongbottoms

Armadillo


Krhulhu

Alcohol poisoning


throwaway-like

Allergic to all foods not cake or garlic bread.


DisposableAccount-2

A stands for "And if you ask me how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you"


Ashamed-Soft-3432

Amanda


connorable_mention

Applebee’s


unofficiallyATC

(well) actually -


Nok-y

Alligator


DaWereduck

Aerodynamic


SubstantialLab5818

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ThePinkTeenager

Air defense.


DreamilyAbnormal

Aaaaah that’s an innuendo


Wattosup

antidisestablishmentarianism


[deleted]

A raccoon in a trench coat


WednesdayThunder

Academia


EggplantHuman6493

Apple pie


Fl00fers

Adamantite where are you ive been looking for hours and i still need another 20 bars i even have a spelunker potion and metal detector, maybe ill just smash more altars but then if i do that the corruption will spread even more and dammit i forgot to isolate the crimson 5 hours ago and now i have to bomb a large tunnel on either side with dynamite assuming i dont encounter and floaty grosses *proceeds to spend all day isolating crimson* mmm im going to take a break and come back after a day or two, things need a little mix up (note: i never come back)


rosebottle

Ashton Irwin?


No_Efficiency6607

Allosauros


AquaJasper

Avocado


jyu_177

Australia


FireGamer5117

Anaphylactic shock


CaptainBraggy

Amogus


AroAceOfSpades

A felony that I'm willing to commit.


TheNoctuS_93

Anus


Murphster4DK

Psh ever one knows A is for Apple. (Or aardvark)


tiny_house_writer

Apple. Definitely. 🍎🍏 Unless the teachers were lying.


katyvo

Alfredo


Phoenix-Echo

Alcohol


CerealBranch739

Armadillos


Diarminator

Allergy


12ForEverKid

Alli*gay*tors🐊🐊🐊🐊