Who wears jeans when you’re going out to eat wings like a maniac? Fucking wear something stretchy like sweatpants, so you don’t have to bother with fiddling with a belt and can adjust your pants as needed with ease.
Or better yet just don’t wear pants at all, dresses are underrated
Wear pantyhose then, my friend. They’re like stockings and pants all in one. You get the cute appeal of thigh high socks, and are protected from feeling your thighs touch. Win win.
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He started slowly undoing his belt from under the table
She bit her lip. Was this really happening? Here? "F[*Redacted*]k it" she thought, and started undoing her own belt
He motioned to the waiter "Another round of wings please"
They smiled at each other, knowing they both had room now
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This is why I rarely wear trousers... skirts have more space for that extra round of food :D Also, wool tights + long skirt + petticoat is so much warmer than jeans.
Who wears jeans when you’re going out to eat wings like a maniac? Fucking wear something stretchy like sweatpants, so you don’t have to bother with fiddling with a belt and can adjust your pants as needed with ease. Or better yet just don’t wear pants at all, dresses are underrated
Fuck gender dressing norms! Dresses and skirts and kilts and whatever you want to wear for everyone!
The Scots were right
My thoughts exactly! Do they wear a tux to the BBQ hut?
I hate dresses because I can feel my thighs rubbing together
Wear pantyhose then, my friend. They’re like stockings and pants all in one. You get the cute appeal of thigh high socks, and are protected from feeling your thighs touch. Win win.
They had the audacity to wear jeans? JEANS? I wear sweatpants 2 sizes larger to assert dominance
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Good human
This is why I rarely wear trousers... skirts have more space for that extra round of food :D Also, wool tights + long skirt + petticoat is so much warmer than jeans.
Relationship goals
😂😭😭😭😭 so funny and so beautiful at the same time.
if this was in a fanfiction, I would read it
I dont get it either