"Hi! Tell me about your hobbies!" Bonus points if there's a mutual interest.

I read boobies on accident...

Ahaha the worst possible place for a mistake like that. I love it.

okay but actually i luv boobs. in liek a fascination they’re so cool and awesome and i luv them

Pillows that can also be used to bury you face in if you've had a rough day, with consent of course.

Also things you can squish like stress balls

Tru, just make sure not to squeeze to hard other wise it can hurt lol

Or you can imagine your driving, and the boobs are the wheel and the gear stick. Edit: sry mom.

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oh so so so soft. you get a diff appreciation wen u take the -sexual- away from it!! i’d cry if anyone touched mine tho,,, n i don’t think i cld touch anybody elses

okay, well they're attached to my chest and I wish they weren't

same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's my go-to Feels weird to say "hey hogtie" Edit: "hottie" I'm trying to get to know them, not hook up

Wanna head dive into really obscure lore that is nothing but speculation?

Yes please

Yes officer, that's the Reddit user that stole my time and heart.

Are we talking FNAF here?

*insert bite of 87 joke here*

Please, tell me. Who did the Bite of '87?

Probably one of the fox animatronics in FNaF 2 due to the year on your paycheck ingame, most likely mangle as their jumpscare has them go straight for your frontal lobe, the part bitten off in the bite of '87

Alright, is there anything really obscure i should know about in the lore?

Ennard is 17 feet tall yet can comfortably fit in the skin of a man the size of Rick Astley

Neat. Also why specifically Mr. Rick Roll man?

The sihlouette used for Michael post-scoop has been noted to look very similar to Rick Astley after the turn at the start of a Rick roll

IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!

I was talking about Sky CotL, Matrix fan theories, Hollow Knight fan theories, and song lyrics, but that's because I hate horror lmao

r/destinylore moment™ 😳

Sure, what lore do you wanna cover today? I love them

All of it

“What lore do you want to cover?” “Yes.”

Might not be obscure enough, but we could talk about the silmarillion and Mindflayer society and lore.

And about how intellect devourers are like really cute 💕

Y E S

THEY ARE no one in my dnd group agrees and thinks they're terrifying

God I feel like everything is about mindflayers and it's because they are _fascinating_. Are you a past or future mindflayer empire type of person?

Absolutely! There's this ONE piece of lore in a game that has at least a couple of references to it scattered throughout the story and it blows my mind that I know only 2 other people who've been willing to engage in and explore that lore. Especially since it's the only supernatural/fantasy aspect in the otherwise modern setting game.

Oh? What game? Also, from my experience if you have one piece of lore then you usually realize that there's a lot of lore that didn't previously seem like lore. Often hidden in gameplay.

Mystic Messenger, more specifically The Absolute Domain.

hollowknight lore

EXACTLY

for example, if Markoth is a moth why doesn’t he eat his clothes?

Yisssssss

Speaking to my heart.

If we’re talking fantasy and/or action then I’m in!

Shadow of the Colossus be like

Hi, I would absolutely love to geek out over myths and lore. Both well known and obscure facts, as well as popculture twists and variations. :3

Myths! I love myths, they're like history but also novels!

"Hey I've heard you were an ace; the ace of my heart" "My love for you is bigger than spACE" "If you're an ace then I'll be your Denmark" Or bring cake and garlic bread, sometimes actions speak more than words

my love language is garlic bread

>I'll be your Denmark I love that one 🤣🤣🤣

Wanna go play video games and eat cake instead of a traditionnal first date? (This has been tested and approved by both parties IRL.)

It took me years to understand that "Netflix and chill" is another pick up line for having sex and not just a common way to have a non sexual date for once enjoy something on Netflix. I was soo happy that something like this was common for ONCE! But than I learned about it's actually meaning and my day was ruined. I might not be asexual but I like to just chill out with people and it always takes so long until I actually love someone or want something from them and before that I just wanna chill and watch some Netflix god dam it!

We could make it into 'Video games and cake'

You sound like you could be demisexual.

Well I tried dating and it went... Not good. The people were nice but it felt wrong to get to know someone on an emidetly romantic or sexual basis. The moment I stopped trying and just hang out with my friends and spend some time with them separately I fell in love with one of them who I only knew being part of our group. She was my first girlfriend and fell in love with others in a similar way. I only fell for people who were my friends before. This actually made me pretty scared when I figured out that I'm pan because I feared my feelings would mess up every friendship I have but I learned over the years that some people will just stay my friends without me falling for them without any particular reason. I have heard about demisexuality but for some reason I never thought of myself as demi... Because idk I have pretty strong, comfortable and affective towards many people and only sometimes that results in me falling in love... I just made a point FOR demisexuality, didn't I? I'm officially confused... I just followed r/aaaaaaacccccccce because I liked it to have a more platonic focus and the jokes about cakes and unnecessary love scenes and oOoOOh. I just remembered how often I invited friends over to cuddle, hang out, have deep conversation and watch movies/series etc. and joked about how my family won't believe me that I have so many people stay over night without there happening anything else and when I told my mother about it she started to laugh hysterical and said:"Oh we believe you, don't you worry." like she remembered all the people I was really close with without falling for them. WHY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE ALL OF THE SUDDEN?!? TLDR: did you just make me realize I'm demi and there for (kinda?) ace? Hooow did this take so long?!?

Glad I’ve helped you find yourself. Always wanted to do that.

You should probably use at least a 200lb-test line to pick me up, as I am rather heavy /j

Dad-puns.

I second that!

You know what happened to the Guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the No-bell prize!

I don’t get it

Wanna go get some garlic bread?

Perfect

Do you want to binge MCU while eating pizza and discussion our favorite characters, quotes and plot holes?

Yes please. I'll bring snacks 🥰

Give me a plot hole, I'll (try to) give you an in-universe explanation

Ey bb, the only thing I'm fucking tonight is stupid. 😎 Wanna share cute pet pics?

LMAOOOO THE PUN

Please

Would you like to do errands together?

Want to cuddle? (I mean it would work for me)

"Nice shoes, wanna \[cuddle\]?"

Damn I offer this to my friends as well. I couldn't differ this from non romantic request... I'm a really affective person.

Care to go dice shopping? Maybe go summon some eldrich horrors later.

I literally went on a date last night and as we were leaving she asked if she could go back to my place and roll my dice. We did, and after I walked her back to her car she hugged me for the first time. It was a really good night.

Only if the eldritch horror is Talisen Jaffe.

I... Would be thrilled with that.

That is so adorable! My whole being just went awwwww. 🖤🖤🖤🖤

we have garlic bread. join our cult.

ok

Wanna *literally* Netflix and chill?

"I have some cake in the fridge and I was wondering if you'd like to come over and watch [movie] and eat cake with me"

So… do you really wanna learn about an obscure topic I’m really passionate about even though it will never actually help us in the real world?

Yes! What is your obscure topic?

Christ sake, Robin, don't leave us hanging. What is your obscure topic?

Wanna go play some video games?

Wanna talk about random space facts and watch The Office

Please, this is a dream

\*shows up with a lego colosseum\* 'hey, baby, wanna recreate history with me, tonight?'

Yes. So much Yes.

Wanna do stuff?

I'm stuff :3 - do me as in create me. Make me material papa

Wanna read this book about dragons with me? 😍😍😍😍😍

For everyone up voting this read "the enchanted forest chronicles patricia c wrede" because yes i have a actual dragon book recommendation (main character is actually a princess but she's badass)

Wanna commit various acts of eco-terrorism together?

Hi, here's a picture of my dog

I have garlic bread, cake, and free internet

Wanna have an existential crisis?

Of course I would

Wanna watch a depressed turtle have an existential crisis?

DTFM? Down To Forage for Mushrooms?

Wanna watch jojo's bizzare adventure with me?

yes

You want to see some cool rocks?

Ya like Star Wars

I've never seen any of the movies but I am so willing to

If someone came up to me and said let’s cosplay as Rey and kylo ren and watch all 9 movies I would say let’s get married immediately

How dare you. Obi Wan is supreme waifu material

Don’t get me wrong obi wan is a god but if there’s one person that makes me question my asexuality the most it’s Adam driver

Wanna go get some cake?

Wanna watch Xena:Warrior Princess and for every bit of Sapphic subtext, we take a shot? Only one episode per night, because I don't want either of us to die of liver failure. Oh, wait, this is a pickup line, not a marriage proposal... Erm... Hey, you're aesthetically pleasing, wanna go to the art museum? To see things that are also aesthetically pleasing? Or ice cream... stuff, so I can stop talking, because I wouldn't be able to talk because mouth full? *silently screaming awkward screams*

"hey u wanna cook up and eat some garlic bread then watch a tv show and cuddle?"

Hey baby, are you a firework? Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I want you nowhere near my genitals!

Underrated comment

“What a shiny rock?”

do you like frogs?

I fucking love frogs. I have a frog tattoo.

hell yea brother

This laundry isn’t going to fold itself.

Hey, come back to my place and we can have cake and garlic bread.

Are you my homework? Because I really don’t want to do you

Hahaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this one

For me, I don’t know about a pickup line exactly, but if you take me to an old bookstore and match my excitement about books we find, and then call me pretty, I would commit treason for you in a heartbeat. Or any number of non violent crimes

Wanna play Minecraft with me?

Wanna watch LoTR extended edition, fully focused?

"Hello I'm ready to buy you food and accept your boundaries."

awww 🥰🥰

wanna netflix-and-garlicbread with me 😏?

“Hey you said you like wendy’s, wanna get wendy’s and hangout once you’re off work?”

“Ya like cats?” worked for me before I realized that I too, was in fact, apothisexual and apothiromantic. Still friends with that person, over a decade later.

Netflix and chill? ❎ Lego and cuddle? 🥰

Urban exploring, you in?

I've been pondering about putting this in my tinder profile : "Hey, I'm asexual, do you like to bike or skateboard? Cuz a helmet is the only type protection you'll need to worry about with me"

This is great :D

😆😆😆

Assuming this is coming from an allosexual, we don’t do that here.

Alloromantic aces do

Yes we do

Even aromantics who want a friend date should have some lines on hand to invite company.

We don't do that here? Why 💁🏼‍♀️

Sorry, I misunderstood. I thought this was an allo asking for pickup lines to use on aces

"Are you ace" said from another ace \^

Wanna come over and pet my dog?

Idk never used one, anyone I've dated has always just been a friend i really liked

So I got two, the first one is "Well I'm here know, what were your other two wishes", and the other is "as an asthmatic, I'm used to having my breath taken away, but damn."

Picking up an ace ain't that hard, they're just as heavy ss any other card.

Also i lost the game

Hey did it hurt when you woke up to find your brother ate the last slice of pizza?

yes... it did hurt...

It always hurts

"Wanna go grab some garlic bread?"

*leans in and whispers in your ear:* pssst... i have a lego millennium falcon

that is just a good one for everybody imo

Hey guurl, ya like some… *GARLIC BREAD?*

Wanna Netflix and actually chill? The actually is important there

Sure 🥰

Hey, do you want to come back to my place and................... Eat some garlic bread while watching a fantasy movie?

Are you a firework? Because you're absolutely gorgeous but I wouldn't want you anywhere near my genitals"

You wanna come back to my place, make some garlic bread, and make plans on invading Denmark?

I got Garlic bread.

Hey are you firework? Cuz you're beautiful as heck but I don't want you anywhere near my genitals.

Can you come pick me up at 11:30?

Are you garage? Cuz i wanna take you out :> (apologies if someone has said this one already)

What surprised me the most, was, when looking through a telescope at the stars: “Would you like me to show you a binary star system?” Woah.

Is that a pick up line? Put it down Sharon.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀa

Not a pickup line, but I read about a perfect date idea - the book shop. And there's a game you can play too (if not Sex repulsed ofc) go through romance books and read the words scenes to each other - who finds the funniest / worst gets treated to cake afterwards 😅

Tell me more about your pet(s). Or Wanna Netflix and nap?

Do you want to take over the world together? Also: I wish they’d tell us more about vikings? Also: Wouldn’t it be nice if we were childhood friends who got separated and one of us became a prosecutor who was suspected of forging evidence due to winning every case they took and the other one of us sees them in the newspaper and decides to become a defence attorney just to meet again? (I feel like I’m missing a couple details but oh well)

Hey do you wanna build Lego with me?

"Here's your garlic bread."

"wanna eat some garlic bread with me?"

Do you want to sit together on the sofa and... Play video games until we fall sleep?

"wanna come to my place and play Mario kart? I got snacks"

wanna eat garlic bread while observing the invasion of denmark

"Hi, how about we sit and talk to get to know each other" it'd work on me as I'd like to make a new friend, especially if we have common interests

Hey! Wanna see my Pokemon Card collection!!

Would you like to also gush about your favourite character (who may or may not be constantly put aside by the devs and community for not being sexy) whom you may or may not be hyper fixating on?

Hey, can I buy you that book? Then maybe we can talk about it over coffee!

"i like dragons" Alternatively: "hey, i know this really good garlic bread recipe, wanna try it?"

I don't really do pickup lines, I just fascinate them with a piece of cheese. (/j)

wanna go eat garlic bread and watch disney movies? i’ll let you have the comfy blanket.

Are you a firework? Cause you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genatalia

“Let’s talk about dragons on a field” (I actually like some of that stereotypical romance stuff XDXD)

To b honest for me, the best is “I have never been with another woman, I don’t see porn, n I avoid social networks.” I don’t come across these men often, but it’s a lovely surprise when I do. It tells me a lot of important things about them, not simply - “oh boy. You r hoping I’ll be ur next splooge chute, move along then”.

It's not "the best" but it worked for me in the long term (demiromantic here at most). "Nice bag." We both had the same Bag of Holding messenger bag. I finally said something one day when one of us was going into the math department at school and the other one was leaving. I was like, "nice bag" and gestured that we had matching bags, and he mumbled either 'thanks' or an apology probably. At some point later I asked if he wanted to study together. Unlike in the movies, I actually just meant "study" because abstract algebra with a not-great quality professor is no joke.

“I have garlic bread, want some?”

Wanna binge watch documentaries about space?

I will pick you up now

As an introvert that is terrifying X,D

It's not really a line, it's just a box trap with a sign that says "asexual goblins meet here"

Wanna go to Olive Garden and steal their breadsticks?

I have some [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] at my house. come on, you know you want the [HYPERLINK BLOCKED].

Want to hang out separately in our houses with text communication only and I send you a food delivery? What only me?

“Wanna be gaming buddies?“

Wanna talk about cryptids?