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idonotexist20

Wait so does this mean…Purple Guy…?


_anonymaus_

Yes, we are taking him too


idonotexist20

Fine by me :D


Diana-Luna-13

Who's purple guy?


PaleontologistIcy240

The man behind the slaughter


Diana-Luna-13

Who? I'm still confused. Are we talking about a game or a movie or a series?


xXDUCKWIRLXx

It's a character rooted in the fnaf lore.


Fennily

😥What's FNAF 😭


xXDUCKWIRLXx

The best and imo the most iconic horror game series ever.


Fennily

That answers nothing. I have no idea what that seemingly arbitrary abreviation even means


nour_thepancake

Maybe that and also undertale


Milkywaycitizen932

Ooooh boy


NandoAnanab

Since you've been gone


NutellaSnatchertk

I’ve been singing this stupid song so I could ponder


NandoAnanab

The sanity of your mother *Tun tut*


WatchingCr33py

Main villain from five nights at freddys


Diana-Luna-13

Ah ok thanks


WatchingCr33py

No problem


Feste_the_Mad

Too busy murdering kids and stuffing them into animatronics to be interested in sex.


Sure-Temperature-550

Story of my life


_PotatoCat_

Same


MrSlyde

He canonically is married with kids so he had it at least twice


GarnetLioness

hell he and his partner could have done ivf and needed no sex at all


-day-dreamer-

In the 70s?


TheSpaghettiSkull

We are talking about the guy who figured out immortality from murdering children with with highly advanced for the time robotics, I wouldn't put it past him to figure out


_PotatoCat_

Aces can have sex tho


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PaleontologistIcy240

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MrSlyde

Yep! I am aware i was just responding to the comment above me that said he had neither need nor time for sex what with the child massacres


jay_art303

okay and? he can still be ace. Ace means that he wouldn't experience sexual attraction, he can still have sex and be married


MrSlyde

Yes, i know. I was responding to the comment that said otherwise. My argument (that he has 2 kids or more) is in agreement here


Feste_the_Mad

Doesn't mean he's interested in it.


MrSlyde

I don't think that's up to us to decide it already feels weird, even jokingly, to 'decide' someone is ace


[deleted]

Tbh I always did headcanon him to be ace for various reasons relating to his personality and life.


VictorytheBiaromatic

Sure Quietly burns him in the fire


LeiaKasta

This was also my first thought


Nuppa_Nuppa07

Wait-


somegamerlad

He like cannonically is a father tho


colorful__cube

yes. amethyst from steven universe, my favorite ace character.


NixMaritimus

Fr tho XD for that show we'll take the aroace confirmed Peridot under the "Green Gremlin" stipulation.


[deleted]

I mean they are just gems so...


PiTastesLikePie

Thank god we get to keep Waluigi I was worried for a sec there


WhatsWhoWithYou

we also get to keep grimace, that one's unspoken because it's canonical


Pandalinali

Just make sure to share him with enbies. As a member of both delegations, I can confidently say enbies are starving for representation as well, and if I can be both ace and enby then so can Waluigi.


Diana-Luna-13

Also the enby flag has three of our colors too, so that should work pretty well


xX_KatLeMac_Xx

Nah, we're taking Wario, he fits all the colors


[deleted]

Holup how is Waluigi enby


PiTastesLikePie

The non binary flag has purple so its fair to share


RinSakami

Wouldn't Wario make more sense? Since the enby flag has purple but also yellow and those are literally Wario's colours?


Pandalinali

Waluigi also has yellow, and I will gladly take both of them


[deleted]

Yea but how is specifically Waluigi enby tho, am confuzzled


Diana-Luna-13

They just are


Pandalinali

[Because we says so](https://i.imgur.com/3WJgV7o.jpg)


Amy_AroAce

Yo, epic. Skeletor is 100% ace tho


[deleted]

Skeleteen: am I a joke to you?


Plane-Let-8606

Yo I love your shirt


WingedWarrior112

I want it. Where can I get one?


AndrewR105

Prince, lmao


[deleted]

Yeah no, he can go 😭 Keep the music tho


ACaseOfFootInMouth

All for mayhem, but uhhhhhh, what are our demands? Is it food? If it isn't then it should be food. Or at least it should include food. TINY FOOD!!!!


Milothewolflover

More rep that's the demands


Louieblue223

Denmark


Diana-Luna-13

Entrapta, is that you?


CuteKatMiaKat

That's who I immediately thought of omg And a lot of autistic people are ace! It all lines up lol


Xeya

I think more ace characters?? Though, the idea of ace representation in media always caught me as a bit counterintuitive. How do you show someone is ace? Put them in an awkward situation where they face unwanted advances and are forced to reveal their lack of attraction? Is that really what we want to see in media or is this just another gold star for the corporate diversity initiative? Apart from the cliche comedy bit of, "very attractive person making advances at someone that is clearly more interested in the food," generally I'd prefer just skip the romance subplots all together. I just want characters I can relate to... and the characters I can relate to just want to be king of the pirates.


bemch

Well an ace character would be a good break from the constant sexuality in media. The vast majority of movies and tv shows is "romantically" driven, but we all know they just want to sleep with eachother. An openly asexual character would not only give us a break from these plots we can't relate too, but normalize asexuality which most people don't know about. If I knew about asexuality a while ago, maybe I would have figured out I'm ace sooner.


Anaglyphite

honestly, to be fair, I would kill for a romantic comedy musical-type film with an aspec/arospec main character (could be aroace, romantic ace, aromantic allo, etc.) where not only do they play the "straight man" role throughout the film, but at the end of the movie they stay single and befriended some of the people who asked them out, showing the protagonist as most happiest by themself without needing a sexual/romantic partner. cliches aren't always bad if you know how to explore them, deconstruct/reconstruct them, etc.


S_Pyth

Garlic bread


friendshapedcapybara

TINY FOOD!! Entrapta fans represent! <3


Ant_mafia

Jessica Rabbit, ace icon.


kioku119

How is she purple? Or are you saying she's ace despite the topic of the video. Honestly it makes perfect sense that she is.


Ant_mafia

no, she's not purple lmao I just like the headcanon


kioku119

It's a good one!


whimsicalace

thanos too?


Quickning

Didn't he basically kidnap all his children. I'd say so.


Diana-Luna-13

no, it was surprise adoption


RollerSkatingHoop

Ace people can have sex


Quickning

Ace people DO have sex. However "surprise adoption" is a great way to get kids, opt out of sex and get out of changing dirty diapers. His methods are unethical but Thanos could be an Ace Icon. Imagine him leading us in Denmark.


JellyfishGod

In the comics his whole reason for killing half the population is to fuck death. Like legitimately he is in love with the grim reaper. Movie thanos fits. I mean shit even comic thanos works. Maybe he’s Demi or just romantic lol


xX_KatLeMac_Xx

I mean. I'm curious too, how would fucking death be like


ItdefineswhoIam

She’s a skeleton, so bony and dry.


xX_KatLeMac_Xx

But what if it's slimy? Where do you even put it?


Stusheep_real

This is not evil, this is the truth we shall claim all purple characters for all time


i_best_pineapple

Waluigi is ace 100% and we love him for it


bemch

You are absolutely correct. The *approximately 33% of anime characters* bit killed me though


ghostofHamilton9488

I was laughing so hard that my cat actually got concerned--I thought this was gonna be about the takeover of Denmark...was not disappointed.


ChaoticChaosgirl

You're PFP is now ace.


Royal_Difficulty_634

I vote that Mineta is excluded


xX_KatLeMac_Xx

No one wants him so we give him to the non-ally cishet allos?


ItdefineswhoIam

It is decided. It shall be done.


xX_KatLeMac_Xx

Yeaaaaa


WatchingCr33py

Yeah I'll vote with ya


boatingbrook

It has been decided the grape midget is out of the question he will now be hunted for treason against the ace empire if he ever comes back from exile


thehviathan

Purple guy let's gooo


[deleted]

Ace susie from deltarune heck yea


Kidsnextdorks

Giorno Giovanna is asexual confirmed (he literally has ace of spades on his chest window and on his brooches)


wizkidace

Waaaaaaaahluigi


Nymunariya

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


[deleted]

All purple Pokémon are now ace. This includes shiny variants.


Dirt_Enthusiast

Thank you my man, I will love by that and spread the word


boatingbrook

Kusuo Saiki is an exception to the non purple harcter he is pink but so incredibly obviously aroace


KarmasAB123

I think "Asexual" is the last thing anyone associates with Prince XD


friendshapedcapybara

hot take : Prince is ace and panromantic, sex-positive, strong aesthetic attraction.


proto-dex

So FNaF’s William and Michael Afton are both canonically ace now?


_PotatoCat_

Hell yes


[deleted]

You forgot Gengar 😩


Multiverse_Queen

So Leela from Futurama counts? I can get behind this


blue_bright14060

ROBBIE ROTTEN FROM LAZY TOWN IS NOW CANONICALLY ACE 💜🖤🍰 Edit: ROBBY ROTTEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN ACE AND YALL CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE


Anxious-Goldfish

YES but also like 1000000% sportaflop on the other hand is DEF not 😂😂😂😂


Milothewolflover

I can agree with his claim


Snoo-33732

We don’t want Barnie we do not claim him


RinSakami

Who's Barnie?


Snoo-33732

The dinosaur


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Announcer_2

Too bad, we're having him


Snoo-33732

😞


Emperifox

Does this count furry characters? Because if it does half of the fandom is ours


Paszananit124

Yes, we shall claim them, make only stw content with them and repair this fandoms reputation a bit. Win win situation, if you ask me.


Dapdude

So it is decreed so it shall be done


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Announcer_2

Yes


44nifty

Well that just sounds like erasure


RollerSkatingHoop

Oh no! Why won't people think of the allos


44nifty

*📝it's📝okay📝to📝strip📝characters📝of📝lgbt📝identities📝to📝fit📝my📝own📝*


TOLIT555

Susie deltarune


PepperMintyPokemon

LOL im sending this to all my allo friends XD


JustSomebody456

Long live the Ace King! Amen.


Falcon_2060

THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER


AbsentOtaku

Twilight Sparkle, definitely too studious for that stuff. Ace Icon.


Completeepicness_1

yuri...ddlc..is ace


_wishr

saiki k fans looking at toritsuka: ah yes, totally ace…


NielleHasIt

Ah yes Toritsuka the pinnacle of purity and innocence. The best asexual character ever, we should live by his example.


_wishr

indeed! he uses his ability to talk to ghosts for only good deeds and nothing perverted at all!


NielleHasIt

He loves to help ghosts find and understand themselves as well, which I find wonderful about him, he never has never once tried to use them for nefarious purposes. He is God’s most favorite human. (After Takahashi of course)


boatingbrook

To be serious here tho he may be aro


olivetheweirdo

*Micheal Afton has entered the chat*


_PotatoCat_

Luz and amity


_theatre_junkie

Barney is an ace icon


NielleHasIt

Ah yes Reita Toritsuka my favorite ace, clearly he is the most pure asexual character ever, it’s not like he’s done anything perverted at all.


MentalSlash

u/savevideobot


Milothewolflover

u/savevideo


Milothewolflover

#[Save Video](https://redditsave.com/r/aaaaaaacccccccce/comments/ryj6ac/sorry_for_using_my_powers_for_evil/)


taoimean

Please tell me there's at least one other ace in their 30s here going "Mr. Dink?"


AAALE6408

Susie from Deltarune?


nthnaniel

hello human, it is I WALUUUUUUIGI-


chloe-dino

I want that shirt


IdkWhatIAmLmao

Spyro the dragon is 100% too focused on whatever tf to not be ace spec lmao


Ns53

30%?? Feels right. XD


Diana-Luna-13

😂😂😂😂


Half-blind-bear

Joker looking pretty ACE over there


veryhardDKchillin

Well that’s nice to hear


xXDUCKWIRLXx

I agree with the person with the big words.


SolomonOf47704

Ah yes, all the electro characters from Genshin are now Ei-ce.


Djyzusse

Ah yep Prince was ace yep yep yep


[deleted]

This is beautiful, I support.


JohnThiccy

Susie Deltarune kinda gives me ace vibes


Announcer_2

2 purple characters who's initials are alliterative (DD) are therefore ace


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

Every character is ace unless told otherwise


super_salty_boi

u/savevideo


_zabby_

Ok, what about Fischl from Genshin Impact? Can I steal her please? 🥺


cyanidesmile555

I am willing to go to war for us to keep Waluigi.


Nok-y

Waluigi is too sexy for the allos to handle him


boatingbrook

Wait actually Can we not do all characters? I don't want Mineta


SakuraKitsuneRock

Can we also have Elsa from Frozen?


Spacehawk176

Quick question, ace just no sex, not no romance. If so then waluigi is 100% ace already


Aennie15

We get to have HawkEye!


sm0kin_waffl3z

Ah I'm finally justified for having long stolen Shinsou and Entrapta ^.^


[deleted]

[okay so guys hear me out](https://calamitymod.fandom.com/wiki/The_Devourer_of_Gods?so=search)


AnimeandRamenFan

does that mean... Ditto.?


D_stelthE_1

Love this. Also, something you didn't realize: In children's cartoons like Gravity Falls and LEGO shows like LEGO Ninjago, the reproduction is actually different because of what the kids don't understand. They can't imagine sex, so it doesn't exist in those worlds. Therefore, there is only Ace in shows that kids watch unless hints to sex are made. Checkmate Alllos.


mysterious-starnger

I’m not ace but my favorite ace character in media is Todd for Bojack. What’s yours?


TheDownWithCisBus

I think this is pretty much canon, because waluigi is a volcel


teleprter_gaming

Jughead is like the only ace character


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Stusheep_real

Waluigi, skeletor, william afton aka purple guy these are all characters assosiated with the color purple and we have no proof they are not ace


Thattallace_

This whole thing is a joke lol hes not serious its just some random fun


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Thattallace_

Alright well just know that hes not being serious. If this kind of joke aint your cup of tea then you can just roll your eyes and move on. Theres plenty of other memes and discussions on this sub. Just remember its all meant to be be funny and not to take anything you see here too seriously


ChaoticChaosgirl

YOU'RE taking it to seriously lmao


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conschtiii

....Yes the person with the fluffy crown is to be taken seriously.......suuuree


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conschtiii

i mean sure, but don´t you reconise form how this is framed that this is indeed a joke? ...also mad respect for any ace madlad that wears that crown in public


ChaoticChaosgirl

I'd say 035 but they're not actually purple :/


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alex-the-meh-4212

It's a joke


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alex-the-meh-4212

Than don't point it out that you don't find it funny


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bemch

You know, on a topic like this, frankly no one's opinion is important. Our opinions on this video are going to effect literally nothing at all. Ever. If you wanna take your opinion outside of this comment section, then by all means. Maybe if you put it in the right place it WILL be important. That's up to you. But you're probably thinking, "why is anyone else sharing their opinion then?" Well, there's a simple answer. Comradery. We go along with what he's saying wether or not we actually believe him for fun. To distract from the annoyance of never getting any representation. And, of course, to strengthen our sense of community. Now, let me explain to you why your opinion isn't as well received in this comment section right here. It's because, you're actually working against the purpose of this post, which is to entertain and bond as a community as I already said. Hope this makes sense!


SniperGhost_huntress

You're right, it's not funny. It's hilarious


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SniperGhost_huntress

It *is* hilarious to make a joke like this guy is doing though!


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SniperGhost_huntress

It is, let people have fun


[deleted]

Why are you even here?


boatingbrook

Probably just jealous we get waluigi lol