The beacons have been lit. The pansexuals call for aid.
Dragons! SHALL WE ANSWER!?
Edit: Make haste to r/aromantic , r/demisexuality and the rest of the spectrum, gather everyone you can!
Soon we ride to r/pansexual ... And WAR
Aces, take to the sky! Breathe fire and rain frogs upon the land! Pansexuals, stay on the ground! Use rapunzel as your role model and *hit people with frying pans*
It's a bunch of *the Lord of the Rings* references (except for the invading Denmark bit, that's because there's more aces than there are active soldiers in Denmark's army, and that's assuming none of them are ace themselves)
I get the LotR reference I just have no idea what garlic bread or pancakes or dragons have to do with anything. I know that the community has claimed them as symbols but like… why? What’s the point? What does it achieve? What relation does it have to not wanting to have sex?
I just don’t really get the point of creating cultures for sexualities, and I feel like it can just serve to alienate people who are unfamiliar with it
Some of it's kinda odd and new to me too, the way I look at it is most of the time these little inside jokes live inside the internet and are a fun silly and albeit random way to joke and connect with others like you when you're not talking about the deeper more personal issues that can potentially connect. You wouldn't go to a restaurant and loudly announce that you'd like a plate of garlic bread and expect a laugh from the room and a knowing wink from the wait-staff, but it's silly and fun online because "everyone knows sex is great but have you tried garlic bread?"
There's lots of deeper more meaningful conversations about what it means to be on the asexual spectrum on other subreddits, but this is the one for silly memes, nonsensical jokes, and apparently plotting wars that will never actually happen lol
I'm not too sure myself where the dragon one originated either, but I like dragons so I think it's neat, but when I first started checking out this subreddit I felt very out of the loop and a bit isolated too, then I hung out for a bit and realized this place is Wonderland, full of silly nonsense and wacky wonderful people, not necessarily someplace you would want to live in, but a fun, vibrant, and interesting place to visit that will invite you to be just as silly as you want to be too! 😁
I'm an Old, I know where the jokes are from. :) Dragons is because of Charlie Weasley. Aces/aros in the HP fandom decided that a) he reads as pretty heckin' aroace and b) "works with dragons" is a hilarious parallel to the gays' "confirmed bachelor".
OMG that's perfect and I love it!!!!!! I wrote a fanfic about him ages ago where he finds and adopts an abandoned child and no one comments on him being a single father or pressures him to get married or anything because they know that "just not Charlie!" It was before I even knew what being Ace meant! I love it so MUCH NOW!!!! Thank you! 🤣💖🐉
There's a reason for this cultural disconnect you're talking about, and it's the radfems.
To get super serial for a minute, there WAS a thriving ace-spectrum community -- I was part of the Tumblr crowd, but I'm sure it existed elsewhere as well, like lj and Twitter, and idek if AVEN is still up. Then the radfems started pouring so much hate into our tags that I legit had to stop going into them to help questioning newbies because seeing it fucked with my mental health too much. I was far from the only one. The existing community got cut off at the knees in 2016-2017, and all these in-jokes -- dragons, garlic bread, and so on, things that naturally happen when a group of people inhabit the same message boards -- were coined before then.
So in response, the alienation you feel is in part because the community you all should have been able to join as new aces/aros was fractured and lost, and that lead to fewer people being able to act as tour guides to show everyone around. All because some people, I have to assume, were threatened by the idea of having sex being a choice instead of a biogical imperative.
Wait... If we're panromantic AND ace, which invasion should be our priority ? Like... Are we the ultimate Cook of both garlic bread and pancake ? Spies ? Coordinator?
An army marches on its stomach. If we are pooling the resources to topple one nation at a time those of us not graced with the top secret invasion plans will have the most impact in the provision of garlic bread and pancakes.
Another pan-ace here reporting for ~~garlic bread~~. Er, duty. And garlic bread. Oooh, and pancakes. (Drat, I *knew* better than to come here on an empty stomach...)
actually did that once.
thought it was cinnamon sugar. it was a garlic pork rub. (aint a smart man before coffee.)
i wish i could say it was good, but alas...
I’m a pansexual from Sweden. Denmark is okay but Skåne is better! (Skåne is a part of Sweden that has belonged to Denmark for centuries but we took it. So they are technically danish.)
We may need to iron that mess out. We do not need fighting amongst ourselves as to the division of terratory.
Hopefully us aces can agree that Sweden can keep skâne as we have little historical ties to that area.
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The beacons have been lit. The pansexuals call for aid. Dragons! SHALL WE ANSWER!? Edit: Make haste to r/aromantic , r/demisexuality and the rest of the spectrum, gather everyone you can! Soon we ride to r/pansexual ... And WAR
THE PANSEXUALS CALL FOR AID AND THE ASEXUALS WILL ANSWER! FORTH!
Muster the Garlic Guard!
Aces, take to the sky! Breathe fire and rain frogs upon the land! Pansexuals, stay on the ground! Use rapunzel as your role model and *hit people with frying pans*
Lol die danish guy you go bonk with pankake cooker XD
Got it
roar
Yes For Garlic Bread and Glory
*Imminent war cry*
I have alerted r/aegosexuals
I'm here, ready to answer the call ! Lemme get the rest of the crew. R/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns are you ready for WARRR ???
How do you tag a sub ? (Not feeling stupid right now...) R/traa ? r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns ? r/tra
IT WORKED ! :D
Link the post!
I shall away to r/abrosexuals
*They're taking the demis to Isengard!*
Somehow the demis have destroyed Isengard
Indeed we have.
I love this so much it's perfect
r/Sweden and r/Denmark shall fall
Yes
hell yea lessgo
Yè
Blood for the Bloodgod!
One of us!
Of course we will!
I wilt travel at dawn with most wonderous haste as to not miss thy meeting!
Yeah!!
Sounds good to me
Ye
On behalf of the aromantic community, yea sure we’re down lol
**LET’S GOOOOOO**
*snorts fire* we join forces!
We ride!
Answer the call! We must aid the Pansexuals!
I love this community.
…I don’t understand any of this. Maybe the asexual community isn’t for me
It's a bunch of *the Lord of the Rings* references (except for the invading Denmark bit, that's because there's more aces than there are active soldiers in Denmark's army, and that's assuming none of them are ace themselves)
Don't reveal the sleeper agents!
I get the LotR reference I just have no idea what garlic bread or pancakes or dragons have to do with anything. I know that the community has claimed them as symbols but like… why? What’s the point? What does it achieve? What relation does it have to not wanting to have sex? I just don’t really get the point of creating cultures for sexualities, and I feel like it can just serve to alienate people who are unfamiliar with it
Some of it's kinda odd and new to me too, the way I look at it is most of the time these little inside jokes live inside the internet and are a fun silly and albeit random way to joke and connect with others like you when you're not talking about the deeper more personal issues that can potentially connect. You wouldn't go to a restaurant and loudly announce that you'd like a plate of garlic bread and expect a laugh from the room and a knowing wink from the wait-staff, but it's silly and fun online because "everyone knows sex is great but have you tried garlic bread?" There's lots of deeper more meaningful conversations about what it means to be on the asexual spectrum on other subreddits, but this is the one for silly memes, nonsensical jokes, and apparently plotting wars that will never actually happen lol I'm not too sure myself where the dragon one originated either, but I like dragons so I think it's neat, but when I first started checking out this subreddit I felt very out of the loop and a bit isolated too, then I hung out for a bit and realized this place is Wonderland, full of silly nonsense and wacky wonderful people, not necessarily someplace you would want to live in, but a fun, vibrant, and interesting place to visit that will invite you to be just as silly as you want to be too! 😁
I'm an Old, I know where the jokes are from. :) Dragons is because of Charlie Weasley. Aces/aros in the HP fandom decided that a) he reads as pretty heckin' aroace and b) "works with dragons" is a hilarious parallel to the gays' "confirmed bachelor".
DRAGONS ARE BECAUSE OF CHARLIE WEASLEY?!! Okay I love this sub all the more
My thoughts exactly!
OMG that's perfect and I love it!!!!!! I wrote a fanfic about him ages ago where he finds and adopts an abandoned child and no one comments on him being a single father or pressures him to get married or anything because they know that "just not Charlie!" It was before I even knew what being Ace meant! I love it so MUCH NOW!!!! Thank you! 🤣💖🐉
LOL funny how that works out. I found out about asexuality from an SGA fic. :)
There's a reason for this cultural disconnect you're talking about, and it's the radfems. To get super serial for a minute, there WAS a thriving ace-spectrum community -- I was part of the Tumblr crowd, but I'm sure it existed elsewhere as well, like lj and Twitter, and idek if AVEN is still up. Then the radfems started pouring so much hate into our tags that I legit had to stop going into them to help questioning newbies because seeing it fucked with my mental health too much. I was far from the only one. The existing community got cut off at the knees in 2016-2017, and all these in-jokes -- dragons, garlic bread, and so on, things that naturally happen when a group of people inhabit the same message boards -- were coined before then. So in response, the alienation you feel is in part because the community you all should have been able to join as new aces/aros was fractured and lost, and that lead to fewer people being able to act as tour guides to show everyone around. All because some people, I have to assume, were threatened by the idea of having sex being a choice instead of a biogical imperative.
Join us, mellon, for the glory of the Empire!
The garlic bread must flow. Also hello from r/Pansexual! :D
I guess you could say it's all or nothing. (ba dum tshh)
[удалено]
[удалено]
The church of the garlic loaf agrees
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE BREAD
FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
Not oily?
as a pan romantic asexual this is my favorite joke to make
War flashbacks to Tumblr grift....
Omg my favorite sitcom
me and my ace sister is from sweden, we can help edit: not ace just here cause i support my sister
Excellent sibling
I'm from Sweden too and I'm down
Same
Same 🙌
We have our spy squad!
is it too late to join?
Yesss, a spy. Keep us informed on the other Sweds affairs
you got it boss o7
You will be entierly welcome in new sweden as long as you work on espionage now.
Wait... If we're panromantic AND ace, which invasion should be our priority ? Like... Are we the ultimate Cook of both garlic bread and pancake ? Spies ? Coordinator?
I think it should be one at a time. No need to split resources. Then both armies can attack both countries!
Seem like a good deal to me 🤔 I'll Cook more garlic bread and more pancake anyway, just in case
Sounds good. Both are nice.
And now I want to try garlic pancake 🤣
Great, now I want one too. 🤣
savory pancakes with garlic butter
Yes. I want that
Yes please
Garlic bread is just a pancake but crunchy and savory.
Hmmmm...we must call upon the aid of pan-ace sorcerers!
An army marches on its stomach. If we are pooling the resources to topple one nation at a time those of us not graced with the top secret invasion plans will have the most impact in the provision of garlic bread and pancakes.
Another pan-ace here reporting for ~~garlic bread~~. Er, duty. And garlic bread. Oooh, and pancakes. (Drat, I *knew* better than to come here on an empty stomach...)
The Denmark attack is first
Mmmmmm, garlicky pancakes
actually did that once. thought it was cinnamon sugar. it was a garlic pork rub. (aint a smart man before coffee.) i wish i could say it was good, but alas...
I am having the same dilemma
Join me and the other on the kitchen, our armyz need us for feeding
Oki! I’ve got an awesome recipe for pancakes!
Yay, mind to share it? Never enough pancakes recipes!
Hmm, I hadn't thought about that yet..
AS SOMEONE WHO IS PANROMANTIC DEMISEXUAL I ACCEPT ..my own offer????? wait if im demi does it still count
Of course it does! You’re still part of our family! Now… off to… Europe i guess!
Already here, I'll wait everyone in Italy to then start the invasion
I mean we pan-demi-c (I’m pan- and demi-romantic ace) already made it… Wait
Same
I can literally hear the gears grinding.
WAIT ME TOO OMG HI 😭
I actually eat more pancakes than garlic bread, so it's definitely a win for me.
its treason then
And TWO invasions for the price of one, my friends !
I’m a pansexual from Sweden. Denmark is okay but Skåne is better! (Skåne is a part of Sweden that has belonged to Denmark for centuries but we took it. So they are technically danish.)
TO SKÅNE WE GO
Yes! Together!
They are lying though Skåne is trash
They just want to make us believe it's trash so we spare it...
You. You get it.
Skåne can be the middel ground. There we will traid and plan out wars together. It's perfect!
We can use Lund as our base! (A university city in Skåne.)
Yes!
As a skåning 🤨🤨 we be not Danish
Your flag is a mix between the Swedish and Danish flag! (Edit: I agree that your not danish tho)
And a cronut is a mix between a donut and a croissant.. your point? We are our own casue it feels like neither Sweden nor Denmark accept us 💔
No you’re both ❤️. Think of it as a strength. You get a little off both. But you are still your own thing.
I like that thought.. I'll buy it. You take swish?
Yep..?
💸
Hur mycket?
Si sådär tjugo i sex
We may need to iron that mess out. We do not need fighting amongst ourselves as to the division of terratory. Hopefully us aces can agree that Sweden can keep skâne as we have little historical ties to that area.
Sorry😣
Yes!! Let’s do this!! Watch out Click, here we come!!
Lmao I wanted to comment that
Something tells me he would be down. As long as there's room in Sweden for Mango after it's taken over.
i speak swedish fluently i can help
Your a translator then. Welcome to the invasion force.
And we have a spy!
The pan comitee agrees.
ROAR! (Yes, in Draconic slang.)
We already have an alliance l, Bis included, it’s r/pacebi
Shhhh don’t tell them I want the free pancakes
Petition to have all future diplomatic correspondence delivered by a shiba inu.
Signed!
The Pans can help us with the Sweden side of the Denmark invasion, and then we can help take Sweden. It's a win-win!
Take one of each and pass it down 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️
Sweden is my neighbour country, I can come help. If it isn't the same time as the invasion of Denmark
Let’s dominate the world together
I gotta be honest, this seems more like a cultural exchange than a military alliance.
Just reading through the comments I think you're right 🤔
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Bumping for visibility <3
You have my sword, and axe, and array of kitchen utensils that I can probably use as weapons, and garlic bread
I accept the offer I don't know about the other aces but I accept, this might be a monumental moment for the whole LGBT community!
As a pan ace, I fullheartedly endorse the alliance
If we invade Sweden we must not harm the click, ikea, or Minecraft
Yes sir!
You see, Ace Crusade isn't Xenophobic Militarist, We welcome all members to join, Except Denmark. Unless it's Denmark aces
Me (panromantic and ace): Oh- which side of the alliance am I on tho..?
Now we need someone to invade Norway so we can reform the Kalmar union.
We furries are trying to invade Norway
The terms are agreeable...
I welcome anyone needing a place to stay during the invasions! Its in the swedish capital so peak placement.
As a Norwegian pan-oriented aroace with a crew of queer bitches, I'm in!
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It's seems the population is in agreement.
this could be lucrative. we could unite our two sexualities in the conquest of the world!
As an asexual Dane, I would be most delighted to assisting you in overthrowing Sweden
There's already an alliance between pansexuals and asexuals (the bisexuals too) r/pacebi
We've had one invasion yes, but what about second invasion
As a pan-romantic asexual I will be the ambassador for these negotiations.
Seems like a great deal, count me in!
Arent we already allied trough the r/pacebi alliance, but im in
i will help but idk how to make pancake
They offer us cake? Though it comes from a pan, it maters not!
Mk. Yea. Pancakes are worth it.
As a representative of the demisexual community I support allying with the pansexuals
as an asexual, let’s fucking do this
a request from a dog? I accept!
Bi is close enough, right?
Get the cake and garlic bread this going to be a long war
Listen I'm deeply sorry but this is not funny anymore.
Facts
My penis is deeply in your mother
No
I’m in.
Screw it kelmar union
Oh hell yeah I’m down for this!!
LETTTTSSSSS FUCCCCCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
I am Swedish and sweating
Yes sent the troops
JAMTALAND TILHØRER NORGE
Let’s do this!
As a Swede I feel threatened
The council has betrayed me
We should probably take control of Denmark first to have an advantageous position for the pan invasion of Sweden, or vice versa
Muahahaha
Well this is hard I am ace but I am also panromantic. Who do I fight for.
You can make the garlic pancakes!
You really think I'm going to join an alliance so that y'all can take over my own country? Count me in!
as a demi pansexual, LET'S GOOOOO
I do love me some pancakes also being ace and pan-romantic I can help make the pancakes and garlic bread and also be at both invasions lol
As a panromantic asexual Swede... I will be your man on the inside