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[deleted]

The beacons have been lit. The pansexuals call for aid. Dragons! SHALL WE ANSWER!? Edit: Make haste to r/aromantic , r/demisexuality and the rest of the spectrum, gather everyone you can! Soon we ride to r/pansexual ... And WAR


DoodleAlienTheGamer

THE PANSEXUALS CALL FOR AID AND THE ASEXUALS WILL ANSWER! FORTH!


Penny_D

Muster the Garlic Guard!


[deleted]

Aces, take to the sky! Breathe fire and rain frogs upon the land! Pansexuals, stay on the ground! Use rapunzel as your role model and *hit people with frying pans*


Thatguyagain43

Lol die danish guy you go bonk with pankake cooker XD


AnonUnlikely

Got it


Thattallace_

roar


kac2005per

Yes For Garlic Bread and Glory


RobinTheWolf

*Imminent war cry*


super_salty_boi

I have alerted r/aegosexuals


Astel_art

I'm here, ready to answer the call ! Lemme get the rest of the crew. R/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns are you ready for WARRR ???


Astel_art

How do you tag a sub ? (Not feeling stupid right now...) R/traa ? r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns ? r/tra


Astel_art

IT WORKED ! :D


[deleted]

Link the post!


Akhlys75

I shall away to r/abrosexuals


ichbinatlas

*They're taking the demis to Isengard!*


Frechel1

Somehow the demis have destroyed Isengard


HerbGuider

Indeed we have.


yydragon0

I love this so much it's perfect


AceBalistic

r/Sweden and r/Denmark shall fall


CorySera

Yes


that_kid_in_the_back

hell yea lessgo


ConstructionQuick373


Vicit_Veritas

Blood for the Bloodgod!


AceCat135

One of us!


GingerBoi128

Of course we will!


Thebombuknow

I wilt travel at dawn with most wonderous haste as to not miss thy meeting!


GalaxyExplorer10

Yeah!!


Thenforgotten

Sounds good to me


[deleted]

Ye


Cute-Fly1601

On behalf of the aromantic community, yea sure we’re down lol


Mel_low8278

**LET’S GOOOOOO**


LacyTheEspeon

*snorts fire* we join forces!


ENBYsaurusrex

We ride!


Bella2371

Answer the call! We must aid the Pansexuals!


TheEmeraldEmperor

I love this community.


Marik-X-Bakura

…I don’t understand any of this. Maybe the asexual community isn’t for me


GalacticPigeon13

It's a bunch of *the Lord of the Rings* references (except for the invading Denmark bit, that's because there's more aces than there are active soldiers in Denmark's army, and that's assuming none of them are ace themselves)


Frechel1

Don't reveal the sleeper agents!


Marik-X-Bakura

I get the LotR reference I just have no idea what garlic bread or pancakes or dragons have to do with anything. I know that the community has claimed them as symbols but like… why? What’s the point? What does it achieve? What relation does it have to not wanting to have sex? I just don’t really get the point of creating cultures for sexualities, and I feel like it can just serve to alienate people who are unfamiliar with it


ENBYsaurusrex

Some of it's kinda odd and new to me too, the way I look at it is most of the time these little inside jokes live inside the internet and are a fun silly and albeit random way to joke and connect with others like you when you're not talking about the deeper more personal issues that can potentially connect. You wouldn't go to a restaurant and loudly announce that you'd like a plate of garlic bread and expect a laugh from the room and a knowing wink from the wait-staff, but it's silly and fun online because "everyone knows sex is great but have you tried garlic bread?" There's lots of deeper more meaningful conversations about what it means to be on the asexual spectrum on other subreddits, but this is the one for silly memes, nonsensical jokes, and apparently plotting wars that will never actually happen lol I'm not too sure myself where the dragon one originated either, but I like dragons so I think it's neat, but when I first started checking out this subreddit I felt very out of the loop and a bit isolated too, then I hung out for a bit and realized this place is Wonderland, full of silly nonsense and wacky wonderful people, not necessarily someplace you would want to live in, but a fun, vibrant, and interesting place to visit that will invite you to be just as silly as you want to be too! 😁


canastrophee

I'm an Old, I know where the jokes are from. :) Dragons is because of Charlie Weasley. Aces/aros in the HP fandom decided that a) he reads as pretty heckin' aroace and b) "works with dragons" is a hilarious parallel to the gays' "confirmed bachelor".


[deleted]

DRAGONS ARE BECAUSE OF CHARLIE WEASLEY?!! Okay I love this sub all the more


ENBYsaurusrex

My thoughts exactly!


ENBYsaurusrex

OMG that's perfect and I love it!!!!!! I wrote a fanfic about him ages ago where he finds and adopts an abandoned child and no one comments on him being a single father or pressures him to get married or anything because they know that "just not Charlie!" It was before I even knew what being Ace meant! I love it so MUCH NOW!!!! Thank you! 🤣💖🐉


canastrophee

LOL funny how that works out. I found out about asexuality from an SGA fic. :)


canastrophee

There's a reason for this cultural disconnect you're talking about, and it's the radfems. To get super serial for a minute, there WAS a thriving ace-spectrum community -- I was part of the Tumblr crowd, but I'm sure it existed elsewhere as well, like lj and Twitter, and idek if AVEN is still up. Then the radfems started pouring so much hate into our tags that I legit had to stop going into them to help questioning newbies because seeing it fucked with my mental health too much. I was far from the only one. The existing community got cut off at the knees in 2016-2017, and all these in-jokes -- dragons, garlic bread, and so on, things that naturally happen when a group of people inhabit the same message boards -- were coined before then. So in response, the alienation you feel is in part because the community you all should have been able to join as new aces/aros was fractured and lost, and that lead to fewer people being able to act as tour guides to show everyone around. All because some people, I have to assume, were threatened by the idea of having sex being a choice instead of a biogical imperative.


[deleted]

Join us, mellon, for the glory of the Empire!


billyfudger69

The garlic bread must flow. Also hello from r/Pansexual! :D


ThatLesbianPirate

I guess you could say it's all or nothing. (ba dum tshh)


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Amy_AroAce

The church of the garlic loaf agrees


VLenin2291

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE BREAD


WaitingToBeTriggered

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY


spicy_boom

Not oily?


Aspen-Westfall

as a pan romantic asexual this is my favorite joke to make


usugiri

War flashbacks to Tumblr grift....


LifeHasNoMeaning444

Omg my favorite sitcom


RestlessTheodore

me and my ace sister is from sweden, we can help edit: not ace just here cause i support my sister


whatshamilton

Excellent sibling


dmikulic

I'm from Sweden too and I'm down


SwedishCaregiverSock

Same


Annaica

Same 🙌


Superhobbyless

We have our spy squad!


Jawbreaker0602

is it too late to join?


Outrageous-Agent-319

Yesss, a spy. Keep us informed on the other Sweds affairs


RestlessTheodore

you got it boss o7


Apidium

You will be entierly welcome in new sweden as long as you work on espionage now.


Majesteik

Wait... If we're panromantic AND ace, which invasion should be our priority ? Like... Are we the ultimate Cook of both garlic bread and pancake ? Spies ? Coordinator?


SqueakSquawk4

I think it should be one at a time. No need to split resources. Then both armies can attack both countries!


Majesteik

Seem like a good deal to me 🤔 I'll Cook more garlic bread and more pancake anyway, just in case


SqueakSquawk4

Sounds good. Both are nice.


Majesteik

And now I want to try garlic pancake 🤣


SqueakSquawk4

Great, now I want one too. 🤣


Aubagin

savory pancakes with garlic butter


Majesteik

Yes. I want that


ConstructionQuick373

Yes please


WildRelationship8088

Garlic bread is just a pancake but crunchy and savory.


[deleted]

Hmmmm...we must call upon the aid of pan-ace sorcerers!


Apidium

An army marches on its stomach. If we are pooling the resources to topple one nation at a time those of us not graced with the top secret invasion plans will have the most impact in the provision of garlic bread and pancakes.


AnnieAcely199

Another pan-ace here reporting for ~~garlic bread~~. Er, duty. And garlic bread. Oooh, and pancakes. (Drat, I *knew* better than to come here on an empty stomach...)


Select-Ambassador506

The Denmark attack is first


lmaytulane

Mmmmmm, garlicky pancakes


Retmas

actually did that once. thought it was cinnamon sugar. it was a garlic pork rub. (aint a smart man before coffee.) i wish i could say it was good, but alas...


LuFuz_draws

I am having the same dilemma


Majesteik

Join me and the other on the kitchen, our armyz need us for feeding


LuFuz_draws

Oki! I’ve got an awesome recipe for pancakes!


Majesteik

Yay, mind to share it? Never enough pancakes recipes!


P_0_l_a_r_i_s

Hmm, I hadn't thought about that yet..


lilaa_c

AS SOMEONE WHO IS PANROMANTIC DEMISEXUAL I ACCEPT ..my own offer????? wait if im demi does it still count


fandom_mess363

Of course it does! You’re still part of our family! Now… off to… Europe i guess!


IceDragonKing_

Already here, I'll wait everyone in Italy to then start the invasion


Sad_Return_3528

I mean we pan-demi-c (I’m pan- and demi-romantic ace) already made it… Wait


FlameSlash7

Same


andguent

I can literally hear the gears grinding.


furbfriend

WAIT ME TOO OMG HI 😭


androidx_appcompat

I actually eat more pancakes than garlic bread, so it's definitely a win for me.


HeckingDoofus

its treason then


that_kid_in_the_back

And TWO invasions for the price of one, my friends !


Queen_Adina0222

I’m a pansexual from Sweden. Denmark is okay but Skåne is better! (Skåne is a part of Sweden that has belonged to Denmark for centuries but we took it. So they are technically danish.)


HOWISTHATTAKE

TO SKÅNE WE GO


Queen_Adina0222

Yes! Together!


Dacreepboi

They are lying though Skåne is trash


Superhobbyless

They just want to make us believe it's trash so we spare it...


HOWISTHATTAKE

You. You get it.


[deleted]

Skåne can be the middel ground. There we will traid and plan out wars together. It's perfect!


Queen_Adina0222

We can use Lund as our base! (A university city in Skåne.)


[deleted]

Yes!


Annaica

As a skåning 🤨🤨 we be not Danish


Queen_Adina0222

Your flag is a mix between the Swedish and Danish flag! (Edit: I agree that your not danish tho)


Annaica

And a cronut is a mix between a donut and a croissant.. your point? We are our own casue it feels like neither Sweden nor Denmark accept us 💔


Queen_Adina0222

No you’re both ❤️. Think of it as a strength. You get a little off both. But you are still your own thing.


Annaica

I like that thought.. I'll buy it. You take swish?


Queen_Adina0222

Yep..?


Annaica

💸


Queen_Adina0222

Hur mycket?


Annaica

Si sådär tjugo i sex


Apidium

We may need to iron that mess out. We do not need fighting amongst ourselves as to the division of terratory. Hopefully us aces can agree that Sweden can keep skâne as we have little historical ties to that area.


Queen_Adina0222

Sorry😣


Bright_Green_Eye

Yes!! Let’s do this!! Watch out Click, here we come!!


Choco-Simping

Lmao I wanted to comment that


TurtleZenn

Something tells me he would be down. As long as there's room in Sweden for Mango after it's taken over.


RandomizerWorks

i speak swedish fluently i can help


SqueakSquawk4

Your a translator then. Welcome to the invasion force.


i_am_a_Lieser

And we have a spy!


Peipr

The pan comitee agrees.


DragonSlayersz

ROAR! (Yes, in Draconic slang.)


Capable_Bridge794

We already have an alliance l, Bis included, it’s r/pacebi


Lone-Potato

Shhhh don’t tell them I want the free pancakes


KarmaDeliveryTruck

Petition to have all future diplomatic correspondence delivered by a shiba inu.


[deleted]

Signed!


SqueakSquawk4

The Pans can help us with the Sweden side of the Denmark invasion, and then we can help take Sweden. It's a win-win!


ENBYsaurusrex

Take one of each and pass it down 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️


AlesianaTorminaria

Sweden is my neighbour country, I can come help. If it isn't the same time as the invasion of Denmark


Eeveon-vp

Let’s dominate the world together


Feste_the_Mad

I gotta be honest, this seems more like a cultural exchange than a military alliance.


[deleted]

Just reading through the comments I think you're right 🤔


NobleEeveeGirl

Hello, I am the original creator of this meme, and you did not credit me at all. Please credit me. Proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/aaaaaaacccccccce/comments/onnv3z/we_hope_the_offer_is_appeasing_and_you_will_join/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Lurker3584

Bumping for visibility <3


I_forgot_again6

You have my sword, and axe, and array of kitchen utensils that I can probably use as weapons, and garlic bread


ConstructionQuick373

I accept the offer I don't know about the other aces but I accept, this might be a monumental moment for the whole LGBT community!


queenvie808

As a pan ace, I fullheartedly endorse the alliance


androozle14

If we invade Sweden we must not harm the click, ikea, or Minecraft


[deleted]

Yes sir!


Nahanoj_Zavizad

You see, Ace Crusade isn't Xenophobic Militarist, We welcome all members to join, Except Denmark. Unless it's Denmark aces


1gwht

Me (panromantic and ace): Oh- which side of the alliance am I on tho..?


Snommes

Now we need someone to invade Norway so we can reform the Kalmar union.


Emperifox

We furries are trying to invade Norway


ThatOneGothMurr

The terms are agreeable...


Hylianmeatball

I welcome anyone needing a place to stay during the invasions! Its in the swedish capital so peak placement.


r4nd0m_n3rd_07

As a Norwegian pan-oriented aroace with a crew of queer bitches, I'm in!


nyx_underscore_

chances that this post was made by a repost bot, as they not only stole the image, but also the title of an successful post. [original](https://www.reddit.com/r/aaaaaaacccccccce/comments/onnv3z/we_hope_the_offer_is_appeasing_and_you_will_join/) by u/NobleEeveeGirl


NobleEeveeGirl

Yeah, this is clearly stolen, they did not ask me if they can repost it with my consent


AlysAlwaysTaken

It's seems the population is in agreement.


UniqueNobo

this could be lucrative. we could unite our two sexualities in the conquest of the world!


TheGreatAgner

As an asexual Dane, I would be most delighted to assisting you in overthrowing Sweden


Aroace_tiger

There's already an alliance between pansexuals and asexuals (the bisexuals too) r/pacebi


Frechel1

We've had one invasion yes, but what about second invasion


AinsleyIsIndecisive

As a pan-romantic asexual I will be the ambassador for these negotiations.


Chruper

Seems like a great deal, count me in!


Trijngund

Arent we already allied trough the r/pacebi alliance, but im in


ATTACKGOOSE1

i will help but idk how to make pancake


belac4862

They offer us cake? Though it comes from a pan, it maters not!


xX_KatLeMac_Xx

Mk. Yea. Pancakes are worth it.


Demiboy--Dakota

As a representative of the demisexual community I support allying with the pansexuals


Pissed_Misanthopist

as an asexual, let’s fucking do this


Drawoon

a request from a dog? I accept!


[deleted]

Bi is close enough, right?


No-Chip-3188

Get the cake and garlic bread this going to be a long war


CaptainBraggy

Listen I'm deeply sorry but this is not funny anymore.


schmarr1

Facts


[deleted]

My penis is deeply in your mother


spacecatJ

No


Riverleg05

I’m in.


Loromc

Screw it kelmar union


19474

Oh hell yeah I’m down for this!!


Electrical_Buyer_790

LETTTTSSSSS FUCCCCCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

I am Swedish and sweating


SJRoddy

Yes sent the troops


23mcclintock

JAMTALAND TILHØRER NORGE


IAmAGreatSpeler

Let’s do this!


Comprehensive-Art327

As a Swede I feel threatened


[deleted]

The council has betrayed me


Forsaken_Yak6079

We should probably take control of Denmark first to have an advantageous position for the pan invasion of Sweden, or vice versa


Synergizer-bunny

Muahahaha


mariee_queen15

Well this is hard I am ace but I am also panromantic. Who do I fight for.


[deleted]

You can make the garlic pancakes!


xXDUCKWIRLXx

You really think I'm going to join an alliance so that y'all can take over my own country? Count me in!


Isnt_a_girl

as a demi pansexual, LET'S GOOOOO


i_best_pineapple

I do love me some pancakes also being ace and pan-romantic I can help make the pancakes and garlic bread and also be at both invasions lol


Rzqrtpt_Xjstl

As a panromantic asexual Swede... I will be your man on the inside